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THE LAST OF US (2023 - ?) — 1.03 | Long Long Time

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I feel this could have been designed better.

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# most powerful magic users

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Go look at the whole thread, it’s delightful. (Devolves into cat pics, but it’s not like that’s a bad thing.)

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Quit while you’re ahead

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and satan said: let there be this gifset ... 

DYING HERE!

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lol

Sir, Please Stop Laughing

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YES

MY ENTIRE RELATIONSHIP WITH SUPERNATURAL

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Mansplaining: the poem

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MRW Drumpf Asks April Ryan (a Black WH Correspondent) if She Knows Members of the Cong. Black Caucus and Could She Set up a Meeting for Him

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“We are not going back in the closet. We are not going back on the plantation. We are not going back on the boat.” - Roxane Gay #powellsevents

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So, my son and I went backstage, and the first person I see is Lin coming out of his dressing room. I was still, like, trying to maintain emotional respectability, which I was not doing a very good job of. Lin comes up to me to shake my hand, and I slapped his hand away and said, “Get the fuck out of here,” and I gave him a big hug. I was starting to lose it, and I go, “I just need a second, I gotta figure out what I’m gonna say.” And he starts to cry! And he goes, “You don’t understand, you’re the reason this show exists.” And I went, “I’m sorry, what?!” And he goes, “You! The West Wing! You’re the reason! Did you see me do this?” He put his hand to his heart, and I went, “Yeah, I did notice that.” He said, “I was showing off, because I knew you were in the audience!” I have never been so proud to be associated with The West Wing, as I was in that moment. The greatest piece of art created in my lifetime was a response- or inspired by- The West Wing. – Richard Schiff on meeting Lin-Manuel Miranda for the first time after a Hamilton performance

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Seems legit

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TRENTON, NJ—According to sources at the Tip Top Diner, at least 80 percent of the restaurant’s salt and pepper shakers are currently being used by shifty-eyed patrons to map out elaborate bank heists. Among the diner’s 26 tables, roughly half were using one shaker to represent armed guards and one for the heist crew, while the other half—periodically scanning their surroundings for eavesdroppers—were sliding sugar packets across the table to illustrate the movement of a getaway car. According to sources, one table had reportedly gone so far as to assemble a rough layout of the bank’s interior using their coffee cups and cutlery, arranging an assortment of single-serving jams and butters into the rough outline of a bank vault. At press time, 30 percent of the diner’s customers had accidentally knocked over their entire setups after being caught off guard by the check.