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if God wiped OZZY's ass from da face of da Earth dat means evryb who smokes cigbutts rite offa da fukin pavement got bout 48Hrs left or Less

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BRO THIS IS NOT BASKETBALL

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friend just told me that he and his siblings used to play a game called "abraham lincoln and the slimy slug" wherein one person is abraham lincoln, with a full range of motion, and one person is a slimy slug inside a sleeping bag

and they would fight. and of course abraham lincoln would just beat the absolute shit out of the slimy slug

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“Friends don’t have sex with each other” genuinely where is your zest for life

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Fuck. Fuuuuck. Kamala Harris paid me to endorse her and I toooootally forgot & spent all the money on various cheeses 🧀 and Smirnoff 💦 do you think she will be mad

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Communal Tumblr Stim Toy pass it on

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hello my name is kerrang interviewer in 2006 Tell me about your complicated relationship with your father and also your anxiety disorder nineteen year old boy who acts gay

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being 4 legged probably feels good as hell you're literally made to be twice as good at walking around. and baby i love walking around

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im pregnant with a shadow and it's yours!

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i made this because it appeared to me in a divine vision

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how fucking big were those puppets

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this man is straight up drowning himself. not even the craziest moment in the episode

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Ok sorry once again still thinking about last night's episode of the rehearsal where the entire insanity of the first ten minutes (a dog that has been cloned three times and the resulting dogs have different personalities) is made just to make the audience accept the presumption that it is nurture rather than nature. Just so it is justified and necessary within the Mythbusters-esque, scientific method narrative of the show for Nathan Fielder to appear on screen like this