THE TOURTURED POETS DEPARTMENT SORTER
Pick what song you like better in each battle to get an accurate list of your favorites songs. Note: hitting ‘no opinion’ or 'I like both’ frequently will negatively affect your results. Note: If you make a mistake DO NOT click backspace unless you find extremely necessary. It will erase all your progress.
Complete TTPD: cresswellslover.tumblr.com/ttpd
Standard tracks only: cresswellslover.tumblr.com/ttpd1
Anthology tracks only: cresswellslover.tumblr.com/ttpd2
like or reblog if you enjoyed the sorter—thanks <3
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the amount of times the taylor swift song sorter has made me pick between superstar and superman has left me scarred bc i'd immediately forget how they sound but i listen to superman way more now and fearless tv stays 👌 but regardless i can't pick
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i just did the sorter and i kinda zoned out and messed up a few times because like paper rings is not number ten it should be like five and state of grace and state of grace acoustic should be like next to each other and they're 60 places apart
also i wanted to share it but it decided to format it in an incredibly hellish way and im not putting in the effort to fix it its not even that long but i dont really want to inflict scrolling through it on all of you
RankSong1champagne problems2You're On Your Own, Kid3illicit affairs4Haunted5Castles Crumbling6The Moment I Knew7right where you left me8Gorgeous9my tears ricochet10Paper Rings11I Think He Knows12New Romantics13Clean13Wonderland15Getaway Car16I Know Places17Cruel Summer18Starlight19Nothing New20The Very First Night21Forever Winter22I Can See You23Better Than Revenge24ivy25Maroon26Hits Different27Message In A Bottle28Would've, Could've, Should've29Mastermind30All Too Well (10 Minute Version)31Long Live32I Wish You Would33Death By A Thousand Cuts34Out Of The Woods35august36evermore37no body, no crime38tolerate it39this is me trying40mirrorball41You Are In Love42New Year's Day43Don't Blame Me44Labyrinth45Forever & Always46The Way I Loved You47Mine48Sparks Fly49Forever & Always (Piano Version)50Enchanted51Speak Now52The Story Of Us53Electric Touch54Treacherous55All Too Well56Stay Stay Stay57The Great War58cardigan59The Archer60Cornelia Street61Snow On The Beach62cowboy like me63Midnight Rain64invisible string65State Of Grace (Acoustic Version)66Should've Said No67Last Kiss68Back To December69gold rush70You're Losing Me71Dear John72'tis the damn season73long story short74All You Had To Do Was Stay75Question...?76Anti-Hero77Lavender Haze78mad woman79the lakes80Foolish One81Holy Ground82the 183Daylight84London Boy85Mr. Perfectly Fine86How You Get The Girl87Dancing With Our Hands Tied88High Infidelity89coney island90dorothea91closure92betty93Sweet Nothing94willow95Bejeweled96Vigilante Shit97hoax98happiness99seven100exile101the last great american dynasty102Lover103Afterglow104Miss Americana & The Heartbreak Prince105All Of The Girls You Loved Before106marjorie107Dear Reader108Glitch109Call It What You Want110Delicate111King Of My Heart112peace113False God114Dress115End Game116it's time to go117Wildest Dreams118This Love119Bigger Than The Whole Sky120Fearless121Welcome To New York122When Emma Falls in Love123Sad Beautiful Tragic124State Of Grace125Timeless126Red127Begin Again128Style129Ours130I Bet You Think About Me131I Almost Do132Run133Blank Space134Picture to Burn135Teardrops On My Guitar136I Did Something Bad137I Knew You Were Trouble138If This Was A Movie139Tell Me Why140Untouchable141Bye Bye Baby142Never Grow Up143Breathe144You Belong With Me145Love Story146Everything Has Changed147Better Man148Babe149You're Not Sorry150Come In With The Rain151Don't You152Hey Stephen153You All Over Me154Safe & Sound155Come Back...Be Here156The Lucky One157The Last Time158Eyes Open159White Horse160That's When161Fifteen162Mary's Song (Oh My My My)163Jump Then Fall164Girl At Home165Sweeter Than Fiction166Change167Today Was A Fairytale168Tim McGraw169Our Song170We Were Happy171Invisible172epiphany173Paris174This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things175Karma176So It Goes...177Carolina178Renegade179Christmas Tree Farm180The Man181I Forgot That You Existed182Soon You'll Get Better183You Need To Calm Down184...Ready For It?185Innocent186Cold As You187I Don't Wanna Live Forever188Beautiful Ghosts189The Outside190A Place In This World191It's Nice To Have A Friend192Tied Together With A Smile193Only The Young194I'm Only Me When I'm With You195Christmas Must Be Something More196Christmases When You Were Mine197Stay Beautiful198A Perfectly Good Heart199Beautiful Eyes200I Heart ?20122202Mean203The Other Side Of The Door204The Best Day205Crazier206Superstar207We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together208Look What You Made Me Do209Shake It Off210ME!211Superman212Bad Blood
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sorter by @jesseepinkman
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Songs Sorters Complete Collection
this is the complete collection of all the song sorters i have made so far. if you have any suggestions for sorters, feel free to ask and i will eventually get to making them! if you have any problem with the links or the sorter itself, please tell me so i can fix it! anyways enjoy!
Taylor Swift
Debut
Fearless (Taylor’s Version)
Speak Now (Taylor’s Version)
Red (Taylor’s Version)
1989 (Taylor’s Version)
reputation
Lover
folklore
evermore
Midnights
The Tortured Poets Department
Vault Songs
Eras Tour Surprise Songs
Taylor Swift Albums
Every Taylor Swift Song
Sabrina Carpenter
Eyes Wide Open
EVOLution
Singular Act I
Singular Act II
emails i can’t send
Short n’ Sweet
Every Sabrina Carpenter Song
Lana Del Rey
Born To Die + Paradise
Ultraviolence
Honeymoon
Lust For Life
Norman Fucking Rockwell!
Chemtrails Over The Country Club
Blue Banisters
Did you know that there’s a tunnel under Ocean Blvd
Lana Del Rey Albums
Every Lana Del Rey Song
Olivia Rodrigo
SOUR
GUTS
Every Olivia Rodrigo Song
Billie Eilish
dont smile at me
WHEN WE ALL FALL ASLEEP, WHERE DO WE GO?
Happier Than Ever
HIT ME HARD AND SOFT
Every Billie Eilish Song
Ariana Grande
Yours Truly
My Everything
Dangerous Woman
Sweetener
thank u, next
Positions
eternal sunshine
Ariana Grande Albums
Every Ariana Grande Song
Tate McRae
i used to think i could fly
THINK LATER
Every Tate McRae Song
Gracie Abrams
minor
This Is What It Feels Like
Good Riddance
The Secret of Us
Every Gracie Abrams Song
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update: i'm already stuck
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Taylor Swift fan favorite fictional album challenge (#tsfanfavealbum)
In December 2023, I took my top 13 favorite songs (according to the @jesseepinkman song sorter) and rearranged them into a fictional concept album. It was so much fun that I’m making it a yearly tradition for me, and wanted to share the steps here so others can participate.
You can do this challenge at any time of the year! Here’s how it works:
1. Complete jesseepinkman’s full song sorter to get your top 13 favorite tracks.
2. Pretend your top 13 ranked songs are on a new TS album. Put them in a sensible order.
Some guiding questions:
What makes the most sense for a track 5?
What would be a strong opening or closing track?
How does the album flow from one song to the next?
3. Consider the themes in these songs and determine an album title!
4. Write a prologue if you like. (I had the most fun doing this part.)
5. Go a step further and create a deluxe edition. Look at your top 20 ranked songs and pick three others outside of your top 13 to be bonus tracks.
6. Create album art, playlists, or both and post it! Please be sure to tag me (@plainsimpletaylor) or the challenge hashtag (#tsfanfavealbum) so I can see and share your creations!!
Here’s mine from December 2023. Introducing: Almost.
Listen here on Spotify
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Song Sorters
Note: These will be updated as new albums come out.
Foo Fighters
Foo Fighters Song Sorter (all songs)
Foo Fighters (album)
The Colour And The Shape
There Is Nothing Left To Lose
One By One
In Your Honor
Echoes, Silence, Patience & Gore
Wasting Light
Sonic Highways
Concrete And Gold
Medicine At Midnight
But Here We Are
Taylor Swift
All Songs
Only Albums - This is meant to be used to help you mathematically rank Taylor Swift's albums so there are only songs that are on the albums on this one (excluding Ronan and the original all too well).
Taylor Swift
Fearless
Speak Now
Red
1989
Reputation
Lover
Folklore
Evermore
Midnights
Phoebe Bridgers
All Songs
Stranger In The Alps
Punisher
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SPEAK NOW SORTER
Pick what song you like better in each battle to get an accurate list of your favorites songs. Note: hitting ‘no opinion’ or 'I like both’ frequently will negatively affect your results. Note: If you make a mistake DO NOT click backspace unless you find extremely necessary. It will erase all your progress.
cresswellslover.tumblr.com/speaknow
like or reblog if you enjoyed the sorter—thanks <3
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suburban legends being dead last is so funny ajkgkjgngkgjk i dont even dislike her LMAOOOO
anyway this is once again not surprising but say don't go and is it over now rising to my top 3 is actually incredible.
y'all can take the 1989 tv sorter here
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TODAY WAS A FAIRYTALE X I THINK HE KNOWS YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A FAVORITE MASHUP
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sorter by @jesseepinkman 💞
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some song/album sorters because I'm bored and can't sleep.
first, the songs of COWBOY CARTER:
was 100% impossible to choose between DAUGHTER and SWEET ★ HONEY ★ BUCKIIN' so i did not lol. They are so different as song and yet I'm completely obsessed with both. I have a feeling SWEET ★ HONEY ★ BUCKIIN' is going to be my most streamed song of the year, it's so addictive, but DAUGHTER legitimately gave me for real goosebumps all over the first time I heard it and it still does sometimes
TYRANT and YA YA are also fucking fire
next, TTPD:
the top eleven on this are honestly the ones on this album that have grown on me. after that the rankings are harder because tbh I haven't listened to the rest a ton. The biggest growers I think have been So Long London and My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys. I really wish "I Look in People's Windows' was longer, it's only 2;12! wish I could give it some of But Daddy I Love Him's run time lol
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anthology ranking, i think. i'm not sure but yeah, probably somewhat accurate.
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