#taxes chainsaw massacre

[sillyslashers22]

I know it's been long but... I made new art and I also made an upgrade to chop-top so his head doesn't look like a fucking ball. (I also made an oc for the ttcm Fandom :3)

[maskemasker]

Omg i just found a incredibly rare deleted scene from the original Texas chainsaw massacre

[rela-monarchy39]

*The Sawyer family home falling apart because Lefty is sawing the shit out of it*

Drayton:

[stab-me-mommy]

we all need a yandere dommy mommy sometimes, don't we?

i'm nosferatu. 21, any pronouns. and i really fucking like yanderes.

this means that on this blog, you get to see your favorite characters as a yandere. well, my favorite character, but that's just details.

i write yandere stuff on my other blogs, so i'll just list off fandoms i don't have blogs for.

slashers:

Jason Voorhees (Friday 13th series)

Pamela Voorhees (Friday 13th series)

Freddy Krueger (Nightmare on Elm Street series)

Tiffany Valentine (Child's Play series)

Charles Lee Ray (Child's Play series)

Billy Loomis (Scream)

Stu Macher (Scream)

Pearl (Pearl movie)

Hannibal Lecter (Silence of the Lambs; book/sir Anthony Hopkins version)

Bubba Sawyer (Texas Chainsaw Massacre movies and game)

Drayton Sawyer (Texas Chainsaw Massacre movies and game)

Nubbins Sawyer (Texas Chainsaw Massacre movies and game)

Chop-Top/Robert Sawyer (Texas Chainsaw Massacre movies)

Sissy Sawyer (Texas Chainsaw Massacre game)

Johnny Slaughter (Texas Chainsaw Massacre game)

Ji-woon Hak/The Trickster (Dead by Daylight)

Jason the Toymaker (Creepypasta)

Laughing Jack (Creepypasta)

games:

Karl Heisenberg (Resident Evil: Village)

Allied Mastercomputer (I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream - game version)

Narrator (The Stanley Parable)

Fate (Death and Taxes)

Bigby Wolf (The Wolf Among Us)

Bluebeard (The Wolf Among Us)

Tanner Grayton (Scrutinized)

Ascended Astarion (Baldur's Gate 3)

Cazador Szarr (Baldur's Gate 3)

Raphael (Baldur's Gate 3)

Haarlep (Baldur's Gate 3)

Genji Shimada (Overwatch/Overwatch 2)

Reaper/Gabriel Reyes (Overwatch/Overwatch 2)

Alduin (The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim)

Molag Bal (The Elder Scrolls series)

Mehrunes Dagon (The Elder Scrolls series)

Hermaeus Mora (The Elder Scrolls series)

Hircine (The Elder Scrolls series)

Sanguine (The Elder Scrolls series)

V/Jihyun Kim (Mystic Messenger)

Jumin Han (Mystic Messenger)

707/Saeyoung Kim/Luciel Kim (Mystic Messenger)

Unknown/Ray/Saeran Kim (Mystic Messenger)

Two-Face/Harvey Dent (Batman: Arkham Series)

Il Dottore (Genshin Impact)

anime/manga:

Shuu Tsukiyama (Tokyo Ghoul)

Dio Brando/DIO (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Phantom Blood and Stardust Crusaders)

Kars (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Battle Tendency)

Light Yagami (Death Note)

L Lawliet (Death Note)

Misa Amane (Death Note)

M/Mihael Keehl (Death Note)

Yato (Noragami)

Asura Kishin (Soul Eater)

Arachne Gorgon (Soul Eater)

Medusa Gorgon (Soul Eater)

Giriko (Soul Eater)

Justin Law (Soul Eater - manga version)

Noah - Greed (Soul Eater)

Noah - Wrath (Soul Eater)

Franken Stein (Soul Eater)

Elf (NANBAKA - version)

animated series/movies/cartoons:

Seraphim (Blood of Zeus)

Zeus (Blood of Zeus)

Hera (Blood of Zeus)

Apollo (Blood of Zeus)

Hades (Justice League Animated)

Asmodeus (Helluva Boss)

Mammon (Helluva Boss)

Valentino (Hazbin Hotel)

Vox (Hazbin Hotel)

Adam (Hazbin Hotel)

Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls)

live series/movies:

Merle Dixon (The Walking Dead)

Daryl Dixon (The Walking Dead, early seasons)

Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer)

Edward Scissorhands (Edward Scissorhands)

Willy Wonka (Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory)

Jerome Valeska (Gotham)

Jeremiah Valeska (Gotham)

Scarecrow/Jonathan Crane (Gotham)

The Mad Hatter/Jervis Tetch (Gotham)

Penguin/Oswald Cobblepot (Gotham)

The Riddler/Edward Nygma (Gotham)

Victor Zsasz (Gotham)

Barbara Kean (Gotham)

Loki Laufeyson (Avengers 2012)

comics:

The Batman Who Laughs/Bruce Wayne (general concept)

The Grim Knight/Bruce Wayne (general concept)

Batman/Bruce Wayne (general concept)

Owlman/Thomas Wayne Jr. (general concept)

The Joker (general concept)

Harley Quinn/Harleen Quinzel (general concept)

The Hulk/Bruce Banner (general concept)

Superman/Clark Kent (general concept)

Ironman/Tony Stark (general concept)

Deathstroke/Slade Wilson (general concept)

the list most likely will get updated.

[one-fancy-flapjack]

So I did a thing.

[szczylpierdolony]

oh also. there’s a little ghibli marathon during a film festival next month and i’m wondering if i should go….

[xehathotbetterxehanot]

Chainsaw Man: The Weapons, Out of Context

*Something terrible happens*

Barem: I can't believe this is all Miri's fault!

Whip: Yeha!

Miri: HEY!

Barem: You're not getting your allowance this week young man!

Miri: YOU DON'T EVEN PAY ME!

Barem: YOU TALK TO YOUR FATHER THIS WAY?!

Miri: YOU'RE LITERALLY NOT MY DAD!!!

Spear, taking a long drag of his cigarette: I fucking hate all of you

Barem: I thought you loved me!?

Spear: I want a fucking divorce.

Whip: What's a divorce

------

On the day of the Massacre, everyone is readying their transformations.

Barem: Okay, do we remember the plan and why we're doing this!

Miri: For peer pressure, religious trauma, and Chainsaw Man! *pulls his hand off*

Whip: Fr aye edcion, faschen and Chainsaw Mannn! *snaps her fingers*

Spear: For Tax Evasion *Pulls his spine out*

Barem, grabbing his tooth and shouts in muffled: You're supposed to say 'for Chainsaw Man'!

Spear: In this economy? Fuck that kid.

[darkmaga-returns]

All governments are really ways for the elite few to lord over off the non-elite many. They tax. They spend. They hand out money to their clients and cronies. They inflate.

Bill Bonner and Dan Denning

Oct 31, 2024

The character 'Leatherface’ from the movie ‘The Texas Chainsaw Massacre’. Source: Getty Images

Thursday, October 31st, 2024 

Bill Bonner, writing today from Baltimore, Maryland 

Elections are sordid and preposterous affairs. But they are funny too. They seem to concentrate absurdity, mendacity, and stupidity, like the rays of the sun focused through a magnifying glass. 

The amusing thing is that everyone is in on it. It’s like the World Series in which everyone’s home team is in the playoffs. The fans show their colors — red or blue. They wave their flags and flaunt their slogans. They put signs in their front yards, to show the neighbors which side they are on. 

So let us do our part by asking a simple question: does it matter? Former Ambassador Chas. Freeman: 

It doesn’t seem to matter which political party controls the House or Senate.  Congress still can’t pass a budget or otherwise set national priorities.  When it’s not shut down, our government runs on credit rollovers.  Our debt is out of control.  So far this century, we’ve committed almost $6 trillion to wars we don’t know how to end.   

Still, the outcome of the 2024 elections may have an effect — especially on our money. We need to be alert. So, here’s the Executive Summary: 

Ms. Harris offers ‘more of the same.’ With her, we will continue our odyssey of war, inflation, bankruptcy and jackassery.  Mr. Trump offers something different. On foreign policy, his ‘Big Man,’ tough guy approach may make things better... or worse. And on domestic matters he is likely to lead us into the same financial debacle as Ms. Harris... but perhaps sooner.  

More tomorrow... in the meantime...  

[olb1963]

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: Men’s novelty socks. Two pairs. The Taxes chainsaw massacre themed. New.

[lillythehuman]

The taxes chainsaw massacre

[hannahthewannabeartist]

This is probably the last "Video nasty game" post I will make in a while. I'm just kind of getting bored with it. I will just go back to what I really enjoy, making weird shit.

With all that said here is the clue: The popular title for this movie is literally a three-letter word but the alternat title definitely tries to piggyback off The Taxes Chainsaw Massacre.

[golden-route]

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: Loot Crate Exclusive "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" Leatherface Plush Doll - New!.

[tetanus-detonation]

one thing abt me as a horror fan is that some films are more cathartic than scary (Texas Chainsaw Massacre; getting chased with a chainsaw is like doing freelance taxes), some films are scary but also beautiful (Us; exceptionally well-crafted movie), and some films make me so anxious they make me reconsider ever watching a horror movie ever again (read the synopsis for Skinamarink last night and had to sleep with a light on and kept waking up every 25 min to make sure nothing had disappeared from my room)

[pinkypastal]

[zombiesun]

To Watch List

I'm compiling the rest of my 2022 watch list as a record and for accountability. I have twenty-nine movies left, in no particular order with the ones I've already started marked with TF and one's that will be heavier or taxing watches are **.

The Wicker Man (1993)

At Eternity's Gate (2018)

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) TF **

Trainspotting (1996) **

Shoplifters (2018) **

I'm a Cyborg, But That's Okay (2006) DNF

Akira (1988) TF

Let the Right One In (2008) ** TF

Raw (2016) **

House of the Hummingbird (2018) ** DF

Re-Animator (1985)

Dead Ringers (1988)

Shaun of the Dead (2004)

My Own Private Idaho (1991) **

The Crow (1994) TF

The Silence of the Lambs (1991) **

Hellbender (2021)

The Wailing (2016) **

Final Destination (2000)

[metal-caregiver]

Any advice on how to look after system regressers

Our host regresses quite a lot, and me being co-host I'm the one who looks after them the most. I don't mind this, but I can't really do it "properly". Yknow the being in the same body part, I cant touch them or anything. The most I can do is get things they like and watch them to see if they're okay. Sometimes we talk over text or writing, but most of the time they're just to young to do that. Our host will not/refuse to leave front, so I can't look after them outside of front either.

Any advice on how to help them more and actually like connect with them?

I have this same problem !! Im also part of a system (and have had 2 alters respond to this. One a caregiver, one a non-caregiver) for their input on how they handle fronting with a little alter.  If any of us feels that he's starting to front we try to make things a bit “nicer” for him. Like cleaning our room, getting out his favorite toys or putting on his favorite show. And when I'm fronting with him I do the same as any caregiver would. Ill put on our weighted blanket or pet our hand, sometimes hold it if i'm free when he's nervous. Ill talk to us out loud or “inside my head”,,small things like “dont forget to put on a clean shirt for school,,you did a great job (name), (mom) would be proud”,,,Its easy when we’re co-fronting to sort of “take over” for a bit to do things he cant like cooking, crowds, etc. For the most part my brother can do anything on his own. I’ve taught him to drive and he fills out our tax reports. If he wants to boil water on the stove to make pasta who am I to tell him no? Sometimes he has accidents and a harder time forming words, he gets overwhelmed very easily and is prone to “melt downs” (we’re autistic and I avoid using tantrum with him because its most often than not a mental health thing than him being a brat) - Alek  He's usually only a brat when he wants something we wont let him have. But its not like he wants toys, or candy or a 1am bedtime. He wants to watch Texas Chainsaw Massacre marathons. anywho- the rest of us really just make sure he doesnt accidentally run us off a cliff. The only times the rest of us really coddle him is when he has accidents. All of us have incontinence issues cause of our autism but he really struggles the most. Its a mix of his young age and just us having really bad body ques. Thats when the rest of us bust out the “lets get you cleaned up” and “good boy (name), I know you feel messy but theres nothing wrong”. All of us kinda do that to each other in a way when that happens. We always try to reassure each other that its something we cant really control and its just part of our disabilities - Corey long story short,,, - You can do anything a regular caregiver can! You just need to get a bit created. - Try to work a bit on communication and ways of doing it (talking out loud, AAC, communication cards, internal communication).  - Have things on hand that they feel safe with. A favorite stuffie, favorite show, coloring activity, outfit, smell, food, etc - Reassure them and make sure they’re safe even if you aren't talking.