#tax--payer

[pokkin]

could you survive the Garish Gopher's Paleful Punch?

I would be naught but a single bone my friend

[cottoncandylesbo]

Do you think you could survive a Malicious Marmot's Deadly Bash?

survive? why, we would share tales over drink!

[robboybot]

this is what happens to you when you eat your damnable rice slop meal on your paper towel

[ID: an edited version of the meme gif of "super hell" with a person falling through a tunnel of flames to hell, but rob's sona is drawn over the person. / End ID.]

joke's on you my chronic illness does this already on its own

[the-haiku-bot]

i think i could fuck

up a small rodent with my

meek power and might

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

i think i could fuck up a small rodent with my meek power and might

[reefsharkivist]

they call it a harmonica because they harm you if you play it, buddy

[autisticphineas]

reasons why roger doofenshmirtz is more evil than heinz could ever be:

1. added greatly to greenhouse gas emissions by making paul deliver an empty box to him despite the danville mall being located next to his workplace at city hall.

2. embezzlement

[diablo1776]

Passed another $61 Billion for Ukraine and themselves...

But not for Americans in need 🖕🇺🇦

[galakaz]

You know the idea that one of the things the head goes after you being not paying taxes is funny to me especially since (thanks to T corp) we know tax collectors come to exist like do you just need to keep killing tax collectors until the head sighs and sends a walking nuke to your location? Imagine being an Arbiter send to deal with a national law breaker thinking maybe this time you get to torture a Wing that broke their contract with the head, some illegal tech that shouldn't exist or maybe even a human machine and instead it's some crazy fucker with a shotgun who doesn't want to pay taxes id be disappointed (then would blow the guy up)

[penwrythe]

What's stopping the possibility of a ceasefire is pretty simple. Hamas is holding 239 Israeli civilians hostage including children and the elderly. What's happening in Palestine is a travesty and horrendous. But Israel can't initiate a ceasefire from the position they're in, so we need to be agitating for Hamas to release the hostages and call for a ceasefire instead.

NO GENOCIDE IS JUSTIFIABLE

HOW DOES THE KILLING OF INNOCENT PEOPLE ON THIS EXTREME LEVEL FORCE HAMAS TO RETURN HOSTAGES??

ISRAEL'S BOMBARDMENT AND INDISCRIMINATE SHOOTING IN GAZA THREATEN EVERYONE THERE INCLUDING DOCTORS JOURNALISTS CHILDREN ENTIRE FAMILIES AND THE HOSTAGES

EVERYONE IS TARGETED

YOU HAVE HOSPITALS BOMBED HOW ANY OF THIS IS JUSTIFIED

@sarroora @fairuzfan @palipunk @wearenotjustnumbers2

You know more about this than I do.

[kobrafangs]

just had a eureka moment what if i wrote/drew a vampire newtmas au for halloween.

[faceeracer]

Everyone is fed up with this illegal invasion!

[aressida]

[princeof-flowers]

What if the taxes are already added to the prices of items you buy in Stardew Valley, like how a lot of the world does? Like a pizza is 600g, what percentage of that could the base price and what percentage could be tax? Cause when you sell it, it's 300g so maybe...half the price of an item is taxed?

Plus there's also the fact that there's a war going on. I wonder if that means war bonds and rations might be a thing in-universe?

[dosesofcommonsense]

The MSM buried the Fauci story because they knew you’d notice the guy who supposedly cares about people doesn’t give two fucks about Fido.

Where’s PETA?

[thoughtportal]

price gouging medication that was paid for by tax payers