#tax collector

[shady0220uwu]

A tax collector knocks on the door at Nightmare's castle

Killer: oooo can I kill him?

Nightmare: *sigh* no killer you cant kill the tax collector

Tax collector: where your taxes at

Nightmare: well you se-

Killer: but daaad I wanna kill the tax collector!

Tax collector: wait, this is your son? Sir you're going to have some explaining to do, as it is no where mentioned that you have children.

Nightmare: what- no! I don't have any children!

Cross, behind nightmare, tearing up: what..? But.. I thought you loved me...?

Killer: please let me kill him!

Tax collector: so you have more than one?

Nightmare: those are NOT my children!

Cross: *cries*

Horror: *comforts him, glaring at Nightmare*

Dust: great he's crying now. You made the baby cry.

Tax collector: ...but they're an adult...

Nightmare: trust me, none of them are adults.

[demongut]

GIVE MANA >:D

[lascitasdelashoras]

Elliott Erwitt - Tax Collector, Texas. 1963

[sword-that-shoots-lightning]

You need to pay your taxes!

-Tax Collector

I HAVE NO MONEY!

[hausofmamadas]

| A DANCE WITH DINARRÓN: Narcos Mexico/Tax Collector AU Crossover |

… aka an exercise in pure OTP self-indulgence but I don’t care cuz I don’t even care

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Mira, let’s get this out the way, right quick.

If ever you think a Dinarrón post is my last, you’ve probly underestimating my ability to test everyone’s patience by hyperfocusing on one thing and taking to the interwebs to scream about it. Te lo juro I can and will be going for miles with this shit sksjsjsjsj. Having said that, I don’t have thaaat much to scream in all caps about? Like shits kinda speaks for itself.

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Howmever I do hereby submit to the official record: David Ayer’s the greatest gift to this earth not stiff competition aksksks bc so sorry Mr. Ayer but most of your movies are hot!garbage pero fun hot!garbage so (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ Ayer’s actual #1, capital T, Top contribution to history is not the movie Tax Collector but is this scene from the movie Tax Collector

…. of not our David Barron but still a Bobby-Soto-looking Eme gangster named David Barrón Cuevas … FUCKING 💃🏻SALSA💃🏻 DANCING LIKE ARE YOU FORREAL TRYING TO HAVE ME KILLED

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And with this gift, Ayer basically fueled the fire for this mind-meld of Dinarrón dancing, aaand it’s basically the sole reason for me waking up in the morning, it basically maaade the Dinarrón Blue Jeans vid bc I basically only decided to add TC clips after seeing the uncanny similarities to Dina’s wedding.

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It’s like Ayer actually Freddy Kruegered me, plucked the scene straight from my Dinarrón dreams bc the way it fits so well with the scenes of her lil dance routine have me Lebron-tear-ing to the goddamn moon.

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And since I first saw this hot!garbage movie, can conservatively say that I think about this mmm like twice a day. Like they’re not even from the same movie/show, but in my mind, they’re irrevocably fused together like this did just happen. It is canon wedding instead of what actually happened aka Min yelling at Barrón for drinking agua mineral and calling him Pancha’s “gente”

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OH AND how weird is it to see our boy smile ?? Barrón barely speaks a word sksks so like smile!??!!?! Pffft pls. Mans is a sicario, no tiene tiempo para eso curling-the-corners-of-his-mouth-to-express-joy mamadas. He’s too busy smoldering for no goddamn reason and white-lady-math-meme-ing his surroundings for threats both of which look remarkably similar re: what his face is doing.

Also this/ks:’kskamb mf hip swivel Dina doin in that last one🥴 sending me into full fucking heart palpitations. Like her booty alone, Jesus that booty does not get the gotdamn recognition it deserves in this fandom.

*slams hands on table like overzealous cop during an interrogation, stands up too forcefully knocks over own chair*

And YOU KNOW WHAT? I’m here before the court today, your honor, to atone for that sin. And since you’re dying to know, yes, being a martyr for The Cause is indeed a thankless job with no 401K or health benefits but I hear they’re gonna paint some real nice pictures of me after I’m dead, so clearly a fair trade.

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[maddy-hatter-97]

Tax Collector is a good boi

[8bitmanna]

Verse of the Day

💙Matthew 18:17💙

[gratitude73]

Gratitude Day 1337

My precious Lord, You call all of your children to follow You without reserve. You call us to be ready and willing to abandon all that this life has to offer so as to obtain so much more. Give me the grace I need to trust You enough to say “Yes” to You today, tomorrow and all days. My life is Yours, dear Lord. Do with me as You will. Jesus, I trust in You.

I am so happy and grateful now that I have a loving connected relationship with my husband Ell ❤️ filled with joy love peace and compassion and forgiveness ❤️ thank you god thank you god thank you god ❤️ 🙏🏽

I am so happy and grateful now that I have a loving connected relationship with my best friends V and J and all is well filled with joy love peace and compassion and forgiveness ❤️ thank you god thank you god thank you god ❤️ 🙏🏽

I am so happy and grateful now that I have a loving connected relationship with my family and lovely mum and all is well filled with joy love peace and compassion and forgiveness ❤️ thank you god thank you god thank you god ❤️ 🙏🏽

I am so happy and grateful now that I have a loving connected relationship with my God filled with love faith joy peace compassion and forgiveness ❤️ thank you god thank you god thank you god ❤️ 🙏🏽

I am so happy and grateful now that I am love I am joy I am peace and I am patience I am successful I speak love I speak joy I speak peace I speak patiently I speak successfully 😌 thank you god thank you god thank you god ❤️ 🙏🏽

I am so happy and grateful now that the holy spirit guides me in all that I do and say and my guardian angel is by my side to rule and guard to light and guide Amen 🙏🏽 thank you god thank you god thank you god ❤️ 🙏🏽

I am so happy and grateful now for the beautiful day filled with the holy spirit and joy love peace and fun ❤️ the beautiful walk with my best friend V talking and laughing having a brilliant time the beautiful evening with my best friends V and J eating talking and laughing having a brilliant time the focus on getting all my chores done and a beautiful clean home . the success of Mum's hospital appointment thank you god thank you god thank you god ❤️ 🙏🏽

I am so happy and grateful now for the full healing and recovery of Paul Vooght Jane and my lovely mum 😘 ❤️ thank you god thank you god thank you god ❤️ 🙏🏽

I am so happy and grateful now for the beautiful home 🏡 I share with my husband Ell ❤️ filled with joy love peace and compassion and fun ❤️ thank you god thank you god thank you god ❤️ 🙏🏽

THANK YOU GOD THANK YOU GOD THANK YOU GOD 💗 😊 🙏🏽 🙌🏾

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[box-of-random-evil]

I remember seeing a TikTok about a tumblr prompt, about multiple apocalyptic events happening at the same time.

My idea is this but the main character is a tax collector or someone working with taxes. So, the main character is going around doing/collecting taxes surviving through these apocalyptic events just because they work with taxes, because as the saying goes…

In this world, nothing is certain except death and taxes.

[blogkennethratcliffeposts]

Sinners can be saved!

Luke 19:1-10New International Version   The Tax Collector 19 Jesus entered Jericho and was passing through. 2 A man was there by the name of Zacchaeus; he was a chief tax collector and was wealthy. 3 He wanted to see who Jesus was, but because he was short he could not see over the crowd. 4 So he ran ahead and climbed a sycamore-fig tree to see him, since Jesus was coming that way. 5 When Jesus…

[dwuerch-blog]

Let’s Get Out the Golden Ruler

We have heard the Golden Rule many times. Jesus was being harassed by people who wanted to be right more than they wanted to do what was right. The Pharisees and Sadducees didn’t even like each other. But they were united in their dislike of this man, Jesus. He was causing people to question their teaching. In Matthew 22:37–39 Jesus gave them a teaching, now called the “Golden Rule”. He said,…

[if-you-fan-a-fire]

"Madoc Official Under Arrest," Kingston Whig-Standard. July 8, 1942. Page 3. --- Garged with embezzlement of municipal funds, William H. McBain treasurer and tax collector for the village of Madoc, was remanded without bail until Thursday by Miss Mary Butler, justice of the peace, at Belleville, yesterday. McBain is charged with stealing $4,019.45 from the village from 1936 to 1942 inclusive. Crown Attorney B. C. Donnan, K.C., ordered the arrest of McBain late Monday night following an investigation by the police. Provincial Constables Hayes and Batt made the arrest.

[cloned-soldier]

[thats-h0w-th3-light-g3ts-in]

Christine McVie’s ex-husband is one cute m*therf*cker !!!

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PS4 – Assassin’s Creed Origins – Abuse of Power

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 Bayek stops a tax collector.

[corsairspade]

there are many reasons I like the "Erestor son of Caranthir" headcanon but secretly the main one is that I'm imagining all of the remaining noldo auditors sighing of relief when Caranthir dies and they don't have to try play 4d chess with multiverse time travel trying to catch this guy doing tax evasion. life is good for exilic auditors now.

and then suddenly Elrond and Elros turn up again! even better! oh who's this, Elrond? your good friend Erestor? he's helping you with your taxes? oh how swe- what is this Elrond. What is this. your paperwork for your taxes you say. not a declaration of war? because it looks like a declaration of war on the exilic auditors, Elrond.

and then all the auditors are so busy doing "extreme tax auditing™" for the first time since the second Kinslaying that they don't tell anyone they're pretty sure there's another scion of the house of Fëanor running around.