#tastycake

[catfindr]

[housecow]

anyways. me, having a mindblowing orgasm after fantasizing about gaining over 100lbs for a man 5+ years older than me

the 7 ding dong cakes in the corner of my bed that will be eaten by tomorrow: 😟

[gin-juice-tonic]

my 3 year old nephew has adopted the phrase “i kill you” into his vocab when he’s mad at you

[pasteloctoz]

@ajfromthestars @screaming-over-avior

Made me think of you guys 😌

[doronjosama]

Went and tried Diana's Burgers (founded by Chris Madrid's sister!) this past weekend with @kyle.belmont, super tasty! We also watched Black Adam, and that certainly was a film we watched, yes indeed. 😬 #weekendvibes #ieatfoodjustlikeyou #dianasburgers #cheeseburger #tastycakes #eatlocal #delicious #witnessmybeanchewing https://www.instagram.com/p/CmX2-vmj26q/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[alma-azul]

Dora Yakima - sweet bean paste cakes Calling all dessert lovers. Treat your taste buds to the heavenly essence of Dora Yakima's sweet bean paste cakes.

[pastelchad]

I've had wawa for dinner for the past 3 nights and you'll never guess where I'm planning to go tonight

[jjungkookislife]

Kinktober Day One: Seokjin

pairing: roommate!seokjin x f. reader

genre: roommates to lovers, sex work, 18+

summary: Seokjin invites you to watch his stream.

wc: 962

warnings: voyeurism, masturbation, cum eating

kinktober: day one - 📸(voyeurism) 🏆 first time 🍽️ face sitting

date: October 25, 2024

Seokjin turned the camera as he sat in his chair. He smirked, allowing his followers to see the smooth planes of his chest.

You nearly drooled as you watched him. Your hand was between your thighs as he pushed his desk chair back to expose his thick, long cock.

Fuck, you knew better than to watch your roommate get himself off, but you couldn’t help yourself.

TastyCake: $50 stroke yourself, please

Seokjin chuckles as he appeases you. His strokes are slow, and languid as he stares into the camera. 

“Is this how you like it, TC? Nice and slow, wishing I was fucking into you?” Seokjin asks as he strokes his cock, biting his bottom lip to bite back a moan.

When Seokjin showed you his costume for his stream, you subscribed to his account. At first, you had been bashful, lurking in the comments as your roommate sat in front of the camera in his Sea Captain costume.

“I have a special guest watching tonight. She loves Halloween, and I know she’s shy about watching me, but it’s a dream come true.”

The chat goes wild as they try to guess who it could be, and you cover your face with your hands in your bedroom. You’re wearing your favorite pajama set, lilac shorts with tiny white skulls, and a black and white border on the hem. The shirt is a tank top with the same pattern and a slight v-neckline.

Seokjin reads the comments spiraling on his chat as he leans back, slowly undoing the first two buttons of his uniform. “You’re all so eager to get me naked!”

His laughter fills his bedroom, and you sigh as you watch him, sending a comment to join the others. Seokjin chuckles, shaking his head. You were surprised he’d let you watch tonight, mostly because you were good friends and roommates. He didn’t keep his occupation secret. He’d told you ahead of time what he did for work, and any time he’d go live you could either go out or wear your headphones.

Hobi_core: $200 take your top off, please!

Seokjin shakes his head as he looks straight into the camera. He undoes another button, exposing more of his beautiful chest.

Money pours in, dinging in the chat as Seokjin undoes all the buttons of his uniform. He keeps it on for a moment, showing off his taut abdomen as he grabs a bottle off his desk. Oil. Slowly, oil drips on the planes of his torso, making him shine in front of the camera.

You bite your lip as you watch attentively, legs pressed together as your body grows hot.

The stream goes on until Seokjin is naked in his seat. He winks, pushing his chair back to show off his long, thick cock.

“Fuck,” you curse as you fall back on your bed with your phone in your hand. You slip one hand under your pajama shorts, rubbing between your legs. 

Seokjin smirks after hearing you curse. 

“Are you touching yourself for me?” Seokjin asks as he slowly strokes himself. “Go ahead and touch yourself nice and slow for me, baby. Say my name.”

“Fuck, Seokjin,” You moan as you rub your clit. Your body grows hot, as you impatiently strip out of your pajamas.

“Fuck, that’s it. Moan for me. I want to hear you,” Seokjin demands as he fucks into his fist. You cry out, legs trembling as you palm your breast. Your phone lies on its side beside you with Seokjin’s dark eyes staring back at you.

“Imagine my hands on your body. My lips kiss their way down until I get between your legs,” Seokjin groans as the tips come flowing in. He bites back a moan of your name, his body jerking in his chair. He wishes you were with him, riding his cock for all its worth.

AngelJM: $100 cum for us! SweetiePie: $50 he’s gonna cum! Beauty123: $20  TastyCake: $150 cum with me, please! 

Seokjin groans, his eyes shut as he strokes himself faster. He opens his eyes to stare at the camera as he resists the urge to moan your name for all his viewers to envy.

“Seokjin!” he hears your scream from your bedroom, and it is that dulcet sound that makes him cum in his hand with a curse and a guttural groan.

Tips come pouring in as his viewers announce their orgasms. Seokjin chuckles as he catches his breath. He waves his hand at the camera, promising to return next week before he logs off.

Seokjin cleans up and puts his boxers back on after a quick trip to the bathroom. He heads to the kitchen for a bottle of water before going to your bedroom.

He knocks, and you let him in.

You’re in a t-shirt you stole from him a while back.

“Catch the stream?” Seokjin asks with a smirk.

“I did,” you nod as you sit on your bed.

“What did you think?” Seokjin asks curiously.

You pat your bed, giggling when he lies beside you. You kiss his cheek, then his jaw before kissing his lips. Seokjin moans as you straddle his hips. Your hand moves between your bodies before you slide two fingers inside you. Your thighs shake for a moment before you bring your wet fingers to Seokjin’s lips.

He greedily sucks them into his mouth, cursing before he kisses you.

“Want to join my stream next time?” Seokjin asks with a mischievous smile.

“Think you could handle me?” You tease as you rock your hips against his.

“Why don’t we find out, babe?” Seokjin rolls the two of you over, you gasp in surprise and giggle when your head meets the pillows.

“You’re that eager, huh?”

“You have no idea,” Seokjin states.

masterlist

[suzukiblu]

Love is being stupid together - a slightly late wip wensday (its 8pm here, so it might not still be wensday for you)

Besides, soon enough cheap food dye and sugar won’t affect Experiment Thirteen’s demi-Kryptonian physiology any more than alcohol would, so the–ugh–Skittles are unfortunately actually a rather useful option for allowing it its first little success in the realm of manipulation and getting what it wants out of life. Even if they are, again, Skittles.

Ugh. 

Lex is absolutely still going to review that security footage, though. God forbid whoever it is gets it into their mind to give it Tastycakes or something. He doesn’t need crumbs all over his office, much less any of his cars or the penthouse. 

Superman’s cape could probably stand a few, though. 

. . . hm. Taken under consideration, Lex decides.

[gublerie]

tastycake of the month indeed

[the-iron-fjord]

OH MY GOD IT'S JOHNNY TASTYCAKES

TASTY

[housecow]

i want. mashed potatoes and chicken fried steak with brown gravy and green beans. 4 taco bell supreme chalupas. rainbow trout made any way bc it’s good regardless. strawberry shortcake. someone to unload an entire thing of whipped cream into my mouth. HEB warm butter tortillas with melted butter and cinnamon/sugar. fish and chips w malt vinegar. bbq chips. tastycake iced honeybuns. fried green beans. caprese salad. pizza with caramelized onions and arugula.

UGH

[bunnyb34r]

Out of treats 🥺

Nothing better than thinking you just ate the last treat only to find more in the bag ☺️

[doronjosama]

Really tasty chashu shoyu ramen, takoyaki and gyoza at Ginza Ramen & Poké over the weekend. #ieatfoodjustlikeyou #ginzaramenandpoke #chashu #shoyuramen #takoyaki #gyoza #tastycakes #delicious #noms #japanesefood #comfortfood #eatlocal #witnessmybeanchewing https://www.instagram.com/p/CngN-kQM_EW/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[5sosfanfictioncatalogue]

Married Lashton Masterlist

By The Sound of a Drum (ao3) - DeanAndHisBeautyQueen G, 2k

Summary: This one shot is about Lashton - Luke and Ashton are married and are about to have a baby! There good friends Michael and Calum decides that they would like to take Luke out for a bit of fun before the babe is here and while he is out Ashton goes into labor!

Come Back When You Can (ao3) - fivesecondsofmae T, 1k

Summary: Luke and Ashton left the Shadowhunter world as soon as they could so they could get married and start a family and have a normal family life, but when Luke gets a call from the Sydney Institute, announcing they have information about his deceased parents, he decides to go and found out what he can about his history, leaving behind his husband and their daughter. What will happen when Luke is reunited with his parabatai and Ashton is left with his, to care for their child? Can their relationship survive even when the Shadowhunter world collapses in on them once again?

Convivencia (ao3) - antisocialhood M, 4k (WIP)

Summary: Or, Ashton and Luke find themselves twisted up in a fake marriage for a cheaper college tuition, and somehow, feelings come about.

Domesticated Erotica: Luke’s Hobby (ao3) - twinkylukey E, 1k

Summary: Basically, Luke likes those hetero erotic romance novels and Ashton thinks it’s cute

Good Days Start With Coffee and You (ao3) - lgbtlukas, MyMy G, 2k

Summary: Calum wonders if Michael is as invested in this relationship as he is, but he doesn't know that Michael is one step ahead of him.

Home Is Wherever I'm With You (ao3) - fivesecondsofmae M, 2k

Summary: Luke and Ashton Irwin-Hemmings live in suburban London with their 3 children. Fluff for now about the cutest couple in existence. Lashton.

I'll Give You The Best Years (ao3) - FayeHunter T, 4k

Summary: Luke and Ashton have their backyard wedding

no control (ao3) - lukevegas N/R, 625

Summary: so evryones cute and married and ashton doesn't know when to shut his mouth

Off-Screen (ao3) - allsassnoclass (brightblackholes)

Summary: Now that classes are being taught from home due to the pandemic, students are getting a glimpse into Professor Irwin's home life, especially when his mysterious husband keeps interrupting class.

Tastycake (ao3) - plushyluke E, 2k

Summary: “i was not an ‘it girl’!” he sat up to straddle ashton.

as ashton took in the tall blonde figure with the poutiest lips and the brightest blue eyes, he almost laughed out loud at the assumption. he placed the forgotten prom queen tiara on top of luke’s head and tutted.

“you were the cheerleading captain, an a-student, blonde, and a little mean. i think it is safe for me to say I was intimidated by all of your…assets.”

or luke is looking through old memories, and ashton needs to remind him that he'll always be the 'it girl' in his eyes

The Panty-Dropper (ao3) - Honeyedlashton E, 5k

Summary: Ashton’s discovered an old recipe from Luke’s recipe box, and decided to cash in on an anniversary prize.

the situation is like a mountain that's been weighing on my conscience - @sup3rbloom (haveufoundwhaturlookingfor) T, 2k

Summary: Luke is closeted and nobody outside of the band, and close family, knows that he has a secret husband. During promo for Youngblood, Luke suffers a panic attack when the interviewer asks a personal question. Cue, Ashton to the rescue and comfort.

What A Wonderful World This Would Be (ao3) - badtales G, 784

Summary: "May I have this dance?" He asked formally and handed a hand out for Ashton to hold. Ashton smiled so brightly Luke couldn't help but think he was looking at the sun and if Ashton was the sun, Luke was the moon, lighting up when Ashton was shining on him.

"You may," Ashton giggled and placed his hand gently in Luke's allowing the younger boy to lead the dance.

aka. married Lashton sharing a moment

you tell me you're tipsy, i tell you you're pretty (ao3) - orphan_account E, 13k

Summary: He heads off towards the bathroom, trying to avoid the inevitable conversation, when he notices something glinting off of Ashton’s left hand. He steps forward, picking up Ashton’s left hand and staring at the ring on the boy’s finger and felt himself stiffen. “Ash, why is there a wedding ring on your hand?”

Ashton’s eyes bulged out of his head and the moment he caught sight of the ring and he tore his hand out of Luke’s, staring at his hand as if it was on fire. “What the fuck,” he whispers to himself before looking over at Luke, murder in his eyes. “What the fuck did you do!?” he demands, as if Luke had something to do with the entire thing. As far as he knows though, he had nothing to do with this entire situation.

Or maybe he did, but he was hoping he didn’t.

or, Luke and Ashton wake up married during a weekend in Vegas