#targeted ads be damned

[methcheese]

been informed that not everyone is getting dnd beard care ads. i was working under the assumption this was a universal experience.

[ladyluscinia]

It will never stop amazing me (in a morbid fascination way) that every once in a while the shambling corpse of the ofmd fandom makes some noise and it's always - always - more warriors of the same faux-purity culture ship war that drove the whole fandom to eat itself alive and implode over the course of a single hiatus. How are they still doing this? They hate this character and any ship involving him so much they have made tags uninhabitable, harassed out every "problematic" fan they could and basically killed the fandom in the process, and now apparently a few of them are experimenting with active homophobia against his queer actor for being a "bad" queer (liking the character he played). They're running a toxic thoughtcrime surveillance state on an abandoned ghost town. And still innovating new ways to be more toxic about it!

It's absolutely bonkers 🙃

[marcobodtlives]

Scale of 1-10 how tear-jerkingly awful would a Bridge to Terabithia JeanMarco AU be?

(Ask inbox open and I would love to hear people’s thoughts? 🥹)

[archeolatry]

Wake up, babe- Old Navy just launched the Ron Mael collection.

[justsomebechloe]

My Facebook recommended me an article about funny Anna Kendrick interview moments and I am not happy about it. I need the spies in my phone to keep my two identities separate.

Facebook is not the time nor the place for that. We don’t show that side to people I actually know - only strangers on the internet.

[red-revival]

On one hand I love seeing trans men in historical/fantasy stories. On the other every time I see someone act as if trans men are all just transitioning to dodge misogyny like gendered oppression is a pokemon type matchup I lose at least hour of my life from annoyance

[our-inspire-verse]

Not to swing at a wasps nest but this applies to me directly and im exhausted tbh and a little pissed off. Why the FUCK DOES everyone say in the fandom not to ship me with others. Or draw spicy art of me. Like its some fucking huge crime for asexuals to have a life outside of how their attraction functions.

Im demisexual and i engage in sexual activities daily or more. I lean hard on the asexual spectrum because i RARELY feel attraction and when i do it is SO SPECIFIC and special and important to me.

Why do fans keep fucking trying to take that away? The fact it's expressed through fictional Tumblr Sexyman doesn't make it a sin and doesn't mean you need to silence or censor us.

Please for FUCKS SAKE just. Leave people alone no one is hurting anyone by making art they like that might not appeal to you

[steviewashere]

Hulu is trying to recommend BBC's Sherlock to me...

how does it know? how does it know who I've been? where I've been?

[average-motostoke-resident]

OH YEAH. ARE YOU GUYS EXCITED FOR THE CHAMPION'S TOURNAMENT THIS YEAR??? I AM. I KNOW IT'S NOT FOR LIKE A FEW MONTHZ BUT THEY STARTED POSTING ABOUT IT ON THE WYNDON STADIUM PAGE. GOING TO TRY AND CONVINCE MY ROOMATE THAT WE SHOULD GO. WISH ME LUCK.

[cutup4ngels]

take a depression test. take an autism test.

[jvzebel-x]

🦋

[pukicho]

lets hear ur hottest take and see if you gain or lose followers. like SAW

I've got hot video game takes,

I don't think hades is even top 5 roguelikes. I actually think, as roguelikes go, it's really shallow and boring (as a pretty-looking game with sexy characters, it's fine)

I think using summons in Elden ring IS a bad thing, not because of some 'git gud' shit-ass mentality but because the bosses AI can't handle having two targets on screen at once so it becomes a lot easier, a lot less interesting and the experience feels less polished.

Ghost of Tsushima is just as boring as any Assassins creed game and idk why it gets a pass when it is practically built 1:1 to those games.

Spiderman 2 was boring as shit and I realize I am getting tired of these on-rails lame-o experiences. Also the writing was shit.

Mario rocks

Satisfactory is systematically worse than factorio in every conceivable way and the only upside it has is that it's 3d

Tears of the Kingdom was a big-ass letdown, how do you make a world so devoid of callbacks to the prior game?? No guardians, no mention of your past activities? did everyone get fucking amnesia? Also it's boring.

'You can pet the dog/cat' thing is fucking stupid, I don't give a god damn shit, make a good GAME first then make the animals pettable. Also don't give a game credit for adding an easy-ass feature, its like people who laugh when they hear the Wilhelm scream like they're in on something we're not, GROW UP.

[withered--s0uls]

Stares at the twins with piercing eyes.

Let's observe them. (had to switch to pc for this bc mobile picture limit lmao)

OKAY first of all why are my kids constantly getting water damn dehydrated mfs /aff

Like look at this !?!

Orita being more successful than Rexim too. Rip.

ok anyways;

Coward /j At least your sister got some suspplies (albeit just water smh)

Putting these all together bc DAMN that betrayal 💀 The fact Ori seemingly teamed up with Astra (@ladydaybreaker) for a while and after that they both teamed with Yoru (@mental-train-wreck) just for her to turn around and ask for them to be killed.

Meanwhile Rexim making friends & being terrible at murder when he tries damn-

Astra teaming up with both twins at some point tho :" /pos (Damn is this why Orita asked for the kill-)

Making friends!! Yay!!

Oh no the sponsors are encouraging her unhinged side oh no.

Rex istg you're a boyfail/aff

Nooo

RIP Orita

THEY'RE BONDING. @electrozeistyking look at our babies!!! They bonding!!

GODDAMNIT REXIM WHY DID YOU LET HER GO ALONE >:(

Arson after your twin died to a volcano is wild.

The way Nicole (@devastator1775) came back to kill him after escaping prior tho 😭💀 She had it out for him.

(This is what happens when you hoard all the water guys /j)

Them Rexim kept failing to get a kill and Orita only indirectly got one by demanding a teammate to get offed 💀

IC!V would be disappointed in her niece and nephew smh /hj

Also conclusion do not let Rexim babysit your kids he will not watch them /hj

Nuzi Fankid Hunger Games!

Okay guys! Meet your tributes.

Cinnamon by @lunaria-the-storyteller

Kimber by @anxietyoverreaction

Orion by @ladydaybreaker

Astra by @/ladydaybreaker

Nicole by @devastator1775

Macey by @premamelody

Kimber by @kkolg

Biscuit by @bloodywolfwings

Cake by @/bloodywolfwings

Bizcuit by @solroskajan

Erin by @kitzani

Starla by @/kitzani

Zin by @dazzling-raven

Sig by @/dazzling-raven

Stella by @thefourfan

Arsenic by @chromanomaly

Fuwa by @/chromanomaly

Maxine by @plotbunnyy

Beanie by @electrozeistyking

Yoru by @mental-train-wreck

Orita by @withered--s0uls

Rexim by @/withered--s0uls

Crystal by @lilywily143

Nora by @pensocks

Here's your guys, may the odds be ever in your favor.

[german-enthusiast]

In my L1-acquisition class two weeks ago, our professor talked about how only 9% of the speech a baby hears is single words. Everything else is phrases and sentences, onslaughts of words and meaning!

Thus, a baby not only has to learn words and their meanings but also learn to segment lots of sounds INTO words. Doyouwantalittlemoresoupyesyoudoyoucutie. Damn.

When she talked about HOW babies learn to segment words our professor said, and I love it, "babies are little statisticians" because when listening to all the sounds, they start understanding what sound is likely to come after another vs which is not.

After discussing lots of experiments done with babies, our professor added something that I already knew somewhere in my brain but didn't know I know: All this knowledge is helpful when learning an L2 as well:

Listen to natives speaking their language. Original speed. Whatever speaker. Whatever topic.

It is NOT about understanding meaning. It is about learning the rhythm of the language, getting a feeling for its sound, the combination of sounds, the melody and the pronunciation.

Just how babies have to learn to identify single words within waves of sounds, so do adults learning a language. It will help immensely with later (more intentional) listening because you're already used to the sound, can already get into the groove of the languge.

Be as brave as a baby.

You don't even have to pay special attention. Just bathe in the sound of your target language. You'll soak it up without even noticing.

[porcalinecunt]

(𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐃)𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐄 ♡︎

🎀 ˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ having the body of a cyborg came with it’s perks, including turning boothill into your own personal porn bot a plug away! ~ ♡︎

·˚ ◌༘͙[featuring] ! ˊ 𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐗 𝐆𝐍!𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑

cw — afab!reader. mean dom!boothill. improper use of usb ports. pornography. manhandling. overstimulation. edging. pussy drunk boothill. no pronouns for reader.

◛⑅·˚ ༘ ♡ author’s note! : saw someone on tt mention inappropriate use of boothill’s usb ports, and i couldn’t help myself. <33 as usual, enjoy!

“..and i’m supposed to plug this in?”

Boothill spun the harddrive around his fingers, staring at it with both curiosity yet suspicion. it was a hot pink color with a heart sticker sloppily slapped onto the front. you handed it to him without saying a word, leaving him beyond dumbfounded.

you simply nodded, trying hard not to burst out laughing. despite the glaringly obvious USB ports that were carved into his waist, he swore to have never actually stuck anything in them. by anything, of course, were any harddrives that could’ve been packed with whatever info or footage that would’ve automatically made it’s way into his memory. he didn’t want anyone’s weird porno or stupid memes to burn into his motherboard and live with it.

yet he had a hard time saying no to you. hell, he’d never say no to you unless it’d kill you. then again, it was probably a random assortment of cat videos you came across on your feed. it wouldn’t hurt to take a peek. right?

holding up a reluctant thumbs up, you plugged the harddrive in and awaited his reaction with anticipation. boothill never looked away from your reaction, quickly noticing something was rather…off about your face. your lips curled into a seductive grin, biting down on your lower lip while hearts practically carved your pupils. your cheeks and nose were flushed a slight pink that faded to a hot red color.

yet, it was already too late for him.

his vision suddenly became a hot pink blur, the gears within his body had began to spun widely while the mini fans tried to cool down his heating body. the blood red target in his eye morphed into a pink heart while he spaced out at what was being shown in front of him.

nothing but pure pornography, some of the most explicit, flooding his memory and infecting his circuits with the love virus. boothill felt his head spin from the lewd imagery, bouncing from clip to clip of multiple sex acts all at once. from simple missionary to subs being bent in half by their ridiculously larger doms, there was even one where they were in full nelson. legs high up with thier sopping cunt in full view. it was all too much.

“so this..is what y’want me to do to ya…”

the cyborg chuckled, overwhelmed with his sudden libedo. he looks over at you with hungry eyes, flashing his shark toothed grin the moment you nodded.

“why didn’t ya say so, dollface..?”

“a-ah! m’sorry! m’sorry boothill..! i-i was only p-playing..ngh!”

your clothes were torn clean off without a damn given, leaving you bare and vulnerable as the cyborg pumped his cock in and out of your sopping pussy. just like how you wanted it, bent in half in full nelson with your legs held high as only boothill’s arms kept you from falling. his pace was unforgiving, hungrily stuffing you full like your his last meal on death row. despite your body already stiffening from the position, boothill showed no sign of stopping. his eyes, bright pink with hearts dialating for pupils, full of burning desire and a greedy lust that clouded his judgement till his mind went blank.

it was as if the cyborg was built for fucking, his only goal being to push you beyind your human limit.

“zip it, sugar. you're gonna take m’dick even when i’m done with ya, you hear?”

boothill hissed in your ear with a mean rasp, shark-like teeth nibbling away at your earlobe. the ticklish feeling only added to the intense overstimulation that turned your brain into mush. you felt the familiar knot in your stomach close to snapping for what seems like the tenth time tonight, until a sudden emptiness snapped you back into reality. looking down, you noticed how boothill pulled himself out, leaving you hanging. a whine came out of your throat almost instinctively at the neglect.

“boothilll..! i was so clo!—“

you’re words were rudely cut off as the ranger threw you onto the bed with you laying on your back. he wasted no time crawling on top of you and pressing his heavy body against yours. trapped, you couldn’t even move an inch as you squirmed under his touch. he practically caged you.

“keep whinin’ like that and I'll leave ya empty. got that?”

as difficult as it was, you pressed your lips together and screwed your eyes shut in a desperate attempt to keep quite. your cunny spasmed around his length as he kept going with his violent pace. even with the harddrive, you could never imagine boothill going this far. you truely underestimated the strength of the virus that infected his mechanical body with such libido, yet you don’t regret it. you continued to cry out as your limbs grew numb, your senses going blank in an orgasmic euphoria. you were teetering towards the fuckin’ edge.

you sobbed out babbles of “‘m gonna cum!~” over and over again like it was automatic. finally, the knot snapped in two as stars filled your vision. if he wasn’t made of metal, you would’ve left some nasty scratch marks.

on the other hand, the ranger watched in pure awe as his pretty baby fell apart on his dick. your fucked out expression, teary eyes and pouty lips covered in spit, only fuled him for more. you couldn’t even get a breath in as you were picked up and flipped onto your stomach, ass high up in the air.

“you think ‘m done yet sugar? hehe, that’s cute.”

you could only sigh in response, unable to do anything about your own mess. lesson learned, never fuck with a machine you know so little about.

© porcalinecunt 💌 ˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ do not steal, translate, or use my work and claim as your own.

[gingerjude]

Sometimes the ads on Tumblr give me psychic damage.