(n.) the worship of archaic customs, expressions, etc. A chronicle of obsessions, a smattering of curious images, and the occasional rusty clank of fandoms colliding.
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Again, it may be my age or locale talking, but GATDAMN do I have a particular affinity for just random ass mid-80s Sparks appearances in film. It somehow makes it 80s-er.
for those who would like to hear Sparks in a truly “so bad it’s good” canuxploitation film!
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(Special thanks to @pineapplefulfillseveryneed for their thorough photo tagging.)
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this will be the year I finally convince everyone to abandon New Year's resolutions in favour of Yule Boasting, the clearly superior tradition
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russell mael in a 1981 belgian sparks interview
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I need a highlight reel of Ron watching Russell doing/about to do some dumb Little Brother Shit and just 🤨😐😑
#Also see: Ron realizing that Russell doesn't know what 'cabron' means#And just bein' like Let's See How This Plays Out#sparks band
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gonna be incredibly annoying and post my sparks magnets again! i will probably not make magnets again (the place i used for magnets came out as trumpies 🤮) and i’m kinda just trying to clear out space in my craft drawer. so if you and yours need some mael gratsax magnets hmu xoxo
#I have these#quality printing and magnet#they live very happily on my minifridge#buy directly with confidence!
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I'm sorry, but I am absolutely cannot get over Ron's makeup in this.
this is sometime in 1972
#Russell: in women's clothes flouncing around the stage singing in falsetto#Ron: Dyeing his hair and throwing on a 'lil blush and and eyeliner for over 40 years#Both: Actually straight. Sorry fellas.#These two make me wanna go over the work of Judith Butler with a highlighter.#pspsps Sparks let me study you...#i'm a part-time sparks blog now
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as @taintmansion said, “they do have feet”
#is it wrong that my first thought was “Ron's got real shoes on so it must be srs bsns”.#peep those dainty ankles
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I was looking for something else in the archives but had to reblog this. (It haunts me.)
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sparks is v good and ron is just too cute standing there with his cute little glasses and his cute little mustache
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Since it’s Spotify Wrapped season I thought I’d share this reminder that streaming services are killing the music industry. Musicians can’t make a living like this. If you love an artist, find them on Bandcamp and actually buy their albums.
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