hi my name is rabbit (or shrimp if youve seen me somewhere else). they/them. mainly oc posting nowadays. ask me about them!
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i keep losing this video and now im posting it so i can find it whenever
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big pharma will try to sell u $20 cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt cost like a dollar a pack and orgasms are free
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so youtube does a Spotify Wrapped type thing for the content you’ve watched
i PROMISE you this is an unedited screenshot
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The transhumanists are sending theoretical gangs of hypothetical cyborg warriors to possibly some day kick my ass after I called their ideology reddit
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Erm, did you seriously just admit to voting for the fell swine lord? 🤨
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All my haters become defibrillators when I have the heart attack of success
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commenting "ugh more ai bullshit" under my cousins facebook post of his newborn infant
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oh bless, this dog has got me kind of emotional her life looks as though it's been so appreciated, she clings to her guardian like a baby squirrel monkey
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somewhere in the world, there is a cow that is uniform, and symmetrical. 1 in a trillion. and because God is good, this cow will become filet mignon and be presented to me on a simply exquisite dining table with tasteful decorations. and the small child to my left will spill his juice. and everyone will spill their juice
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Customer: MY MY MOTHER’S INITIALS LOST HER TO CANCER DMV: FUCK YEAH Verdict: DENIED
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