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we've been doing this thing called "hitting the nosferatu" where you hunch your shoulders and walk towards things while pointing with a long creepy finger

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does anybody want to take turns hitting each other unconscious

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groundbreaking stuff

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sometimes i make lighthearted jokes about polyam people (ie “don’t talk to me or my wife or my wife’s wife or my wife’s wife’s girlfriend ever again�� type shit) and then someone who like actually hates polyamory shows up on my post. it’s like teasing your brother and then someone else walks into the room and is like “yeah! kill him!” like no. wtf

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tumblr discourse

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Valve developer voice: Well in this part, we were going to have them explain how to cure cancer. And it really took a lot of time and money, I mean, a just a ton of research. It took us two years to find the cure to cancer, and we were initially really excited to reveal it to the world. But when playtesters played it it, they found it really confusing and complex, so we threw it away. I'm sure somewhere out there we still have the cure to cancer on a drive, but I don't think anyone knows where it is.

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i fucking hate blazed posts man what the hell is this

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your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

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Video games peaked in 2006 when in lego star wars the original trilogy, they couldn't have the iconic dialogue of darth vader telling luke skywalker he's his father because lego games didn't have dialogue at the time. So they just had to have vader point to a fuckin photograph of anakin and a pregnant padme

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the three spider kings of new earth would like to message u

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other people just keep telling me that I'm subscribing to Great Man theory, but my cursed amulet's really sold me on the idea that I alone can change the world

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They invented seeing in 1943 after Jon Sight tried to smell twice at once

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Making a list of all the things that piss me off so I can look at it every day