#talking to hal

[bbbbbbbbatman]

Gotham has so many rogues and most of them don’t actually cause that much trouble in the grand scheme of things, so other than the really big ones, like joker, news about Gotham rogues can get pretty muddled outside the city which leads the JL to believing that Batman and Manbat are the same person and that their colleague sometimes turns into a giant bat monster but they don’t bring it up bc they think it’s a sensitive topic

Which eventually leads to a scenario like this mid combat when they’re getting pretty desperate:

Green Lantern: I know we’re not supposed to talk about it or whatever, but it would be really helpful if you could turn into a giant bat right now, spooky

Batman, having zero context for this comment, pausing mid fight to look at Hal like he just grew a second head: What the fuck are you talking about, Jordan?

Green Lantern, suddenly much less confident: Um…you know how you…turn into a giant bat?

Batman, utterly bewildered, turning to the other members but finding that he is clearly the only one out of the loop: what is happening right now

[jesterferret]

my homestuck au where everything is the same except lil hal is a modded furby

[lemonlurkrr]

I like it when the snakes say things

[exaltior-a]

Everybody needs a little robot guy they're a little obsessed with. Good for the soul. Especially if you're a lesbian. Find a robot- fictional, real, whatever, and get a lil weird with it.

[mgs3dickeater]

have i forgotten the sensation? could i ever? would you forgive me if i reminded myself of it?

actual drawing of this idea doodle i did last year

[conceptofjoy]

did dirk and jake ever. talk. in the comic.?

[0l-unreliable]

Fliipping thru the SB

[radiopaques]

Was thinking "Huh. Isn't it interesting how That Specific Shade of red is called *candy* red in the comic?" and thought it was just a silly coincidence, until I remembered about literal GREEN MEAT.

Not only it's green meat, it's also green meat that is food for Bec; who is a first guardian, meaning he is connected to the green sun, which then is connected to doc scratch and the cherubs... good lord this fucking comic.

[chainsawcorazon]

he's not gonna fuck you hal

[galaxy---ghost]

Halbarry Week Day 3: “…Wish you were here.”

[soupinaboot]

Do you think Batman ever just casually drops the most insane lore to people at random like it's nothing? Cause I do.

[sholmeser]

im possessed

[harpoonsnotspoons]

Will the real Dirk Strider please stand up?

[beepboopappreciation]

[Frantic typing sounds as I open Google Search]

why are computers so pretty

can you be in love with a computer

how to stop crushing on a computer

[conceptofjoy]

dirk would be put on a fbi watchlist if him and hal existed in the current era. because of hal

[sunshinem0ths]

was possessed to draw them after a year of being dirkjake clean it's so over