#talk*

[solargeist]

You're such a scrimblio scrumblo making the watchers be sogs

What

[bitegore]

i must not become a bitter joyless hater. bitter joyless haterism is the mind-killer. genuine bitter joyless haterhood is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face my annoyance and frustration. i will permit it to pass over me and through me. and when it has gone past i will turn the inner eye to see its path. where the bitter joyless haterism has gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

[mcondance]

TEEHEE I WROTE THE VIRGIN HOBIE BLURBS AND THANK YOUUU IM GLAD IT INSPIRED YOU

tbh i wanna interact w you more but i'm kinda shy but maybe i could be an emoji anon or something? if you want idk ok bye bye

you….. you. you can interact with me anytime babes! i have so many free emojis so come be my emojinon!

[lonestardust]

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[alienmiilk]

if u for some reason want to see me ramble without me deleting the post like 10 mins later u should find me on my sideblog @alientiime ((

[cheolhub]

i miss SOOBIN 🍅

[imhereonthekitchenfloor]

My sister asked me to join a gym near by that practically has a mini waterpark built into it and I just spent $57 to sign up and I was like "hey. Do you want to go swimming today?" (About to be like "so guess what I just signed up for") BUT THEN SHE TOLD ME NO SHE WAS BUSY AND PUT HEADPHONES IN

[noccolibroccoli]

So I had a hysterectomy today (hooray!) and I brought along my stuffed orca, Shamu, as a comfort object. And everyone i interacted with during my pre-op was like "Oh! Who's this?" so I was telling them all about him, how he's been with me since I was 9 and gone on every single vacation and road trip, and they were telling me about their own stuffed buddies (one lady said she still has hers after 40 years!) and all of this while I was signing consent forms and providing a list of the things I'd brought with me, you know, small talk.

So then a nurse comes over and goes "Okay, I've got some stickers I'll put on your things so we know they're yours" and I'm like "OK cool" so she puts a sticker on my coat and stickers on my bags of clothes and then she turns to Shamu and I'm like "oh I guess he gets a sticker too"

But no. She pulls out a hospital bracelet that's an exact copy of mine and slaps it on his tail, like so:

And i was delighted by this, so I took a picture to send to my friends, who were equally delighted, and were cracking me up with their reactions (like so:)

Anyway, they take me back and put me under, and when I awake groggily a few hours later it takes me a minute to get my bearings, so I don't notice Shamu at first. But then I realize he's tucked up next to me in the gurney, so I grab him, and my hand touches gauze.

And I'm like "huh?" so I look at him and I realize

They gave my fucking orca a hysterectomy

[yupokaysuremhm]

op turned off reblogs but I want this forever

[suffering-and-misery]

adhd executive dysfunction sucks bcuz im just sitting there and my brain is like

YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME

no work done no rest gained. literally no point of this at all

(to everyone who reblogged, donate and share @olagaza's initiative!)

[thegeekgene]

Someone at an old job asked why I wanted to write up the meeting minutes for our team and I said 'i wanna control the narrative' and they were like 'what' and I pointed out that no one was gonna remember what we said in six months and so my interpretation of the meeting would dictate the assumed reality of what happened

"none of you ever send corrections when I offer the draft so y'all have consented to my version"

"we don't read that shit"

"you must trust me implicitly to create our shared reality that's so sweet"

That's how several coworkers decided I was a supervillain and how I learned several coworkers didn't understand record keeping as like a CONCEPT

[what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom]

hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you

[tolerateit]

[skarsgards-bill]

Andrew Garfield talks to Elmo about grief and the passing of his mother

[word-count-bullet-count]

I've been seeing a lot of knight posts recently. pretty great