#talent hiring

[bizarrelittlemew]

SOPPING WET. DRENCHED. BABY. LITERALLY THIS -> 🥺🥺🥺

[front-facing-pokemon]

[caesarsaladinn]

Byzantine history teaches us that even the most unassuming person with some pluck and courage can rise to the exalted halls of history in a time of crisis, totally fuck it up, and die ignominiously. it's like some kind of inverse LotR that way

[savagechickens]

Troll Job.

And more trolls.

[iviin-855]

Alita Tiala's situation still kills me every time. She hired a lawyer off a talent agency from a 15 year old magician. She did not sign up to have every of her secrets exposed by magic powers and (for the universe) solid lawyering

aa:aj is a comedy

[batsplat]

stop your tags on that jorge post are so funny cause real, he’s actually like here’s my guy casey. here’s my special guy dani. here’s Those Two Weirdos (ignore them like they’re ignoring you). yep, that’s it. no one else comes to mind. thats my gang. cool.

there are four people on this planet jorge fully respects. he has regularly fantasised about strangling three of them. the fourth has regularly fantasised about strangling him. everyone else on this planet is on thin thin ice. valentino and marc are the token two nutjobs he's bizarrely ride-or-die for. he's actively nostalgic about the times they deliberately rode their bikes into him and even jokes about it, somehow. he's been obsessed with dani for years and eventually decided he adored rather than hated that man. he's been obsessed with valentino for years and eventually decided he both adored and hated that man more than he already did both of those things. he started rating casey circa 2011 but as far as he's concerned they're now bonded #forever. he went from trying his best not to hate marc to genuinely not hating marc almost by accident - and now that annoying child is part of the team too. he's gotten into instagram beef with pretty much everyone from all time greats to random current riders to andrea dovizioso. not his crew though... he's the type of guy who would base his new racing number on adding up the numbers of his greatest rivals (apart from the bloke he actually fought for both his 250cc titles). he's the only alien who can truly claim to have managed open animosity with all his fellow aliens and now he just can't get enough of them. he's had several dozen work divorces, but those guys are the only ones he's ever actively decided to un-divorce. they're a team for life. not that you could get them all in the same room together without a gun to their heads and possibly not even then, but apart from that they're a team for life

[amarriageoftrueminds]

just realising that Bucky's post-WS story needs to be about a man who is radically displaced in time and has almost total amnesia and no sense of identity -- no friends, no family, no money, no shelter, no resources at all -- and he's disabled, and he's being hunted by, probably, every government on earth? (and probably a bunch of other people?) for crimes he doesn't remember. All he has is a name. That's it.

...which is SO interesting and complex!

And I almost have to laugh because, of course - of course - these idiots couldn't write a story that actually addressed such a juicy premise! They couldn't even manage a simple 'Captain America in WWII' movie without fucking something up, so of course they were never going to handle Bucky's story properly! They're simply not talented enough.

The premise was ‘so imagine if John Wick was from the 1940s and also a cyborg with amnesia’ and they said ‘...best we can do is another iron man movie??’ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[disneydatass]

At the end of Enchanted Giselle was the CEO of Andalasian dresses for little girls and had her own brick and mortar in NYC and in the sequel she is this depressed housewife? Did she lose her business to covid?!

[vertigoartgore]

2010's New Avengers: Luke Cage Vol.1 #1-3 covers by Eric Canete.

[straightasaaro]

nothing was more disappointing then looking at the cruel prince tik tok and seeing the top video be ai generated images “illustrating” scenes of the book. I’m going to fucking kill someone.

[strawberrybyers]

marvel drives me crazy with hiring some of the same actors to play different characters but i love rdj so much that i’ll let him playing dr. doom slide.

i kind of get why he was chosen as dr.doom as dr. doom takes on the identity of iron man for a period of time, but like dr. doom isn’t tony stark. i mean idk how they’ll play it out in the mcu and i know they like all the alternate universe stuff so maybe they may play a “tony stark becomes dr. doom in another reality” card. but what would’ve been better than all of this is if they just didn’t fucking kill tony stark to begin with!!

[kylejsugarman]

u guys ever remember that jesse canonically thinks he's not Good at anything and just fucking

[shelfperson]

vivziepop wants to be rebecca sugar so bad she looks stupid.

[pandoricpies]

You wanna know something funny

SSE casually trying to recruit its (majority being minors, mind you) players to create fan music and submit it to be used in game.

Ha ha because they fired all their freelance artists and now want to exploit their fans for free ha ha good joke SSE…

…. it’s a joke right?

Oh- n-no, o-ok