#takeovers

[digitalcreationsllc]

US Man Jailed 8 Years for SIM Swapping and Apple Support Impersonation

Golshan’s schemes involved SIM swapping, social media account takeovers, Zelle payment fraud, and impersonating Apple Support personnel. A 25-year-old man from downtown Los Angeles has been sentenced to 8 years in federal prison for orchestrating a series of online scams that defrauded hundreds of victims of over $740,000. Amir Hossein Golshan (PDF) was convicted of one count of unauthorized…

[blueeblurb]

it's not that serious shadow

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

This is the way the world ends, not with a bang but with a banger

VeryVeryVinny

[dtpnews]

OpenAI weighs special voting rights to guard against hostile takeovers, FT reports - Technology

OpenAI is considering granting special voting rights to its non-profit board to preserve the power of its directors, as the ChatGPT-maker fends off an unsolicited takeover bid from Elon Musk, Financial Times reported on Tuesday. Chief Executive Officer Sam Altman and board members are evaluating new governance measures as the company transitions to a traditional for-profit structure, the report…

[mayamourning]

Shadow didn’t sign up for this

(Based on the Twitter Takeover)

[carrot-junior]

This is canon. Like actually

(this is sabrina carpenter btw)

[spidertroupeart]

the jokes write themselves

[smallpwbbles]

The ones where Sonics voice is in the background are my favourite

[shawshankshadow]

i’m fully convinced shadow has zero awareness of his own body language and can’t identify, describe, or even recognize when he’s having complex emotions. he knows when he’s pissed off or bothered, and everything else exists in this nebulous alexithymic dimension where he doesn’t know wtf is going on. “why did you smile at big?” gets answered with “what are you talking about. i didn’t smile. did i smile. i mean - i made a gesture ig” and his response to “did you enjoy the hot honey concert?” is “it was really noisy and i didn’t like the crowd, but amy seemed to be enjoying herself, so. yeah.” my guy has zero clue what he’s feeling at any given moment

[confused-bagel]

⭐️🍦Ice Cream Day 🍦⭐️

[twinkles-4-live]

Everyone listening to Sonic talk in the new takeover (he can't hide his fruityness)

[gt-loves-fanart]

Fanart for Shadowpeach Bio Parents AU @kyri45 ‘s war form design he is SO beautiful I miss him

Giant lava lamp just wants to cuddle with tiny husband

[e-vay]

The hedgehogs respect Sabrina Carpenter

Based on the last social media takeover

(Sabrina Carpenter’s concerts are raunchy so I was trying to be ambiguous with the jokes here. The color is referencing her “outfit” color— she wears a different color every concert and it’s a very hyped up reveal, and during Juno she’ll do an intimate pose.)

[head---ache]

ough this took SO much longer than i thought it would