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evilhorse · 4 months ago
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But you lecturing us about keeping secret plans is highly ironic.
(Absolute Power #4)
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mammoncritical · 14 days ago
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VOX'S DOX!
Since Vox doxxed my best friend and pal @zestialcriticizes terribly I'm doxxing Vox in return!
NAME: Vincent Verdias AGE: 49 (PUSHING 50) ADDRESS: 666 PENTAGRAM AVE, Vee Tower, Pride Ring DIED: 1950s PARENTS: Veronica Veritas (60) she worked at a Nuclear plant in the 20s but died after Vox did, Unnamed Father (LOL HE'S FATHERLESS) Partner: Valentino (POWERWORD: Ricardo Ramírez) was known as a rapist when he was alive, was killed by the Cartel after he raped the Cartel's Daughter, FUCK YOU VAL! I am not doxxing Velvette I had spoken to her privately and she's thinking about leaving the Vees Email: [email protected] Password: VoxTach666 HikHok: voxtech (official) Password: VoxVixGag78
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theraccoonprophet · 5 months ago
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not really a harry potter fan anymore but i still read wolfstar fanfics so I’d like to just LAUGH at the fact that in a series written by a bigot, the most popular ships are non-canon and gay
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sackofdragondung · 1 year ago
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Mary taking revenge on Lucifer for killing her sons boyfriend like hell yeah
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Behold the audience score
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mspegasus17 · 5 months ago
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In case some of you wondered what I've been doing the past weeks...
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I was fighting the damn owl! And I won!
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officially-nothing · 10 months ago
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Thinking about a statement where someone makes crochet things that come to life when they’re sold
Or like, I don’t know, someone who does repair for clothes and does custom embroidery, and whatever is embroidered appears in the person who asked for it’s home. Like, it appears in their home. Someone asks for spiders to be embroidered? Spiders everywhere. A really big spider on a patch on the elbow? Massive fucking spider hiding in the corner.
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th3-pr0ph3tt · 8 months ago
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I fuckin love being kicked out of a joint tt account because of AN OPINION and then that account absolutely flopping once I leave
its so fucking funny
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vintageterror · 1 year ago
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afro-hispwriter · 1 year ago
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I got a perfect halloween costume for Haley 🗑 because she is trashed
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imtellingmummy · 2 years ago
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@deepfriedhat
Blue Character Brawl FINALE!
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morphestic · 5 months ago
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i dance in the face of my shitty luck
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kilometerking976 · 5 months ago
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Made it through the first week of school
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weirdcat1213 · 11 months ago
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it could be because the place i live in is dying but an indigo location nearby just closed
i hope its cuz of the boycott. i have never seen a boycott work with my own eyes
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pluviatrix · 6 months ago
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i finished dragon age 2
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genshin-impact-updates · 2 months ago
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Happy Birthday, Kaeya!
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Hey, cute little kitty, care to strike a deal with me?
When the Traveler comes over for a card duel with me later, I need you to hop up on the table and mess up the cards.
That'll be my cue to whip out the gift I've prepared. I promise, if you pull this off, you'll get an endless stash of fish treats.
So, what do you say? If you're in, gimme a fist bump!
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