#take that bitch

[evilhorse]

But you lecturing us about keeping secret plans is highly ironic.

(Absolute Power #4)

[theraccoonprophet]

not really a harry potter fan anymore but i still read wolfstar fanfics so I’d like to just LAUGH at the fact that in a series written by a bigot, the most popular ships are non-canon and gay

[llois-lane]

the animation team creating an illusion to match heights/hair by making prime shorter thought this was funny

[strandedpunk]

MY FIRST EVER LEGENDARY BITCH‼️‼️

[sackofdragondung]

Mary taking revenge on Lucifer for killing her sons boyfriend like hell yeah

[mspegasus17]

In case some of you wondered what I've been doing the past weeks...

I was fighting the damn owl! And I won!

[officially-nothing]

Thinking about a statement where someone makes crochet things that come to life when they’re sold

Or like, I don’t know, someone who does repair for clothes and does custom embroidery, and whatever is embroidered appears in the person who asked for it’s home. Like, it appears in their home. Someone asks for spiders to be embroidered? Spiders everywhere. A really big spider on a patch on the elbow? Massive fucking spider hiding in the corner.

[v4lsang3l]

I fuckin love being kicked out of a joint tt account because of AN OPINION and then that account absolutely flopping once I leave

its so fucking funny

[vintageterror]

[afro-hispwriter]

I got a perfect halloween costume for Haley 🗑 because she is trashed

[morphestic]

i dance in the face of my shitty luck

[kilometerking976]

Made it through the first week of school

[girlsclubcrazy]

he stole my spirit so i stole his personality

[imtellingmummy]

@deepfriedhat

Blue Character Brawl FINALE!

[weirdcat1213]

it could be because the place i live in is dying but an indigo location nearby just closed

i hope its cuz of the boycott. i have never seen a boycott work with my own eyes

[lotus-pear]

he's so crazy we can't take him anywhere 😭🤣