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momentomori24 · 1 month ago

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During my playthrough, based on the way she said this and Wenona's grossed out reaction afterwards, I could only assume this was an innuendo or weird joke I couldn't understand. So I looked it up today and apparently when adding the two words together it's a pun for "Cunninglinguists" which 💀 Like damn, no wonder everyone was so sure you two were fucking as bunk buddies.

#danganronpa #project eden's garden #grace madison #wolfgang akire #golfgang #i didn't get the joke but when she said it my head first went to “she sounds like she wants to bang him” and it ended up being correct 💀#like girl take the man to dinner first XD #here to collect my “golfgang shipper since the prologue” and “just finished chapter 1 today” stickers #i'm not ok on either front btw #also when they were selecting bunk buddies i was kinda disappointed that they weren't paired but then they swapped later and i was like YES #i thought i was alone on the golfgang ship but i'm so glad we got some food for them this chapter. as much as it hurts now #anyway go play this game. it's good. and hurts #also even tho them fucking is probably just a joke i kinda wish they actually did XD it would be really funny if they actually did. please #momento rambles

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chasing-faith-and-fate · 4 months ago

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Moon 34

Moon 33 bonus | Moon 34 bonus

#chasingmoon #clangen #silkcff #dewcff #valleycff #mothcff #tw animal death #tw blood #<- theres a bit more than usual so we are doing tw this time #anywayss fuck quiver PLEASE stop taking out food #my poot boy has got desparate #btw he WAS going to only steal the mouse from the fox #and then he got the fox too whoops #btw he meets crane on his way home which is why shes just suddenly there #BTW???? Sootsnow just went from responsible to lonesome so #yeah hes not doin good???

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qkmlh · 1 year ago

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Still ducking hilarious to me that Zoro & Sanji began their beef because they thought the other was misogynistic and it came to a head of no return when Zoro felt his title of ‘Luffy’s specialest boi’ threatened by Sanji’s comment

#MY DUDES PLEASE YOU’VE BOTH GOT THAT FEMINIST JUICE FLOWING YES THESE TWO THINGS IDEAS CAN BE TRUE AND EXIST BUT THEN!! BUT THEN!!!!#Zoro takes Sanji’s WE + NEED + HIM (Luffy) SO DUCKING P E R S O NA. L DEADASS STRUCK THE LOUDEST DAMN CORE IN ALL OF ZORO AND RAISED EVERY #DAMN ALARM POSSIBLE #Aaaaaand ‘You just got here /you/ don’t know what Luffy needs’ MY GOOD FIRST MATE OF A MAN C A L M D O W N N N IT IS /NOT/ THAT DEEP #‘I know he needs my cooking’ SANJII NOOOOO DON’T FALL FOR IT #‘Like what putting two slices of bread together’ Oh god. oh no. we are never coming back from this (pure hilarious joyous disaster) Ever!#Roronoa Zoro #Black Leg Sanji #Monkey D. Luffy #One Piece Live Action #OPLA #One Piece #All jokes aside tho Zoro was right to make sure they didn’t go inside to aid their captain #They would’ve been more of a distraction than help because Luffy wouldn’t have been able to let loose as much as he did #Zoro’s a good first mate but also buddy my guy my dude Sanji does NOT want your job bud ain’t nobody want your job especially when Luffy #made it very clear /you/ are worth more to him than /food/#Somebody should tell Zoro that tho man could use the affirmation #But also…my guy…what were you so jealous so hissy so darn quick to b!tch for helpp ☕️🤧💀#Zolu #Ani Rambles #Luzo

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boysbeloving · 1 year ago

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32 things i like about mile for his 32nd birthday!

long hair

2. triangle eyebrows

3. nose mole

4. smile

5. chin mole

6. filled holes

7. armpits and armpit hair

8. big arms

9. breasts

10. chest mole

11. happy trail

12. bulge

13. butt

14. leg hair

15. heeled shoes

16. white socks

17. 2 fingers inside me

18. greeny obsession

19. guitar playing

20. food lover

21. intense gaze

22. gym bunny

23. mirror selfies

24. finger tattoo

25. wearing sunglasses

26. his custom rings (he sadly lost this one and got a different new one made, which i don't like much)

27. him in traditional clothing

28. & 29. him as kinn and his one strand of hair

30. & 31. his money 🙃 and his endorsements

32. the whole of him 🥺

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MILE PHAKPHUM ROMSAITHONG, 5 Jan 2024

#mile phakphum #mile phakphum romsaithong #kinnporsche #man suang #happymileday #it's my man's bday y'all!!!#mile honey i wish you happiness and good health and contentment and good fortune and peace and love and good food #i love you #please take care of yourself #and enjoy <3 #(also....tumblr plz increase your 30 images per post limit...my man is not getting any younger)

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p4nd0rus · 5 months ago

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I’m begging someone

Anyone

Please make Scottish miku

But not modern Scottish people with the puffer jackets down in Edinburgh and Glasgow

The traditional Scots you find in the furthest reaches of Orkney and Shetland

The genuine kindness of the people of Arran

Show them the rolling hills of my country

Show them the highland dress that thousands try to replicate

Please someone I’m begging you Scottish Miku

#hatsune miku #scottish #Scotland #viral #scottish miku #please someone #do this for ya boi #ooough my head hurts I hate antibiotics #love yall have a good day and don’t forget to take your meds and drink water and eat food #or you’ll end up like me #a little shit

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tomatoluvr69 · 1 year ago

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I’m sorry to have an influencer moment on here but I’m not lying when I say that these Tomato Cheddar Toasts from NYT cooking are hands down one of the best meals I have ever cooked for myself in my entire life (and I’ve been cooking daily for like 12 years lol) and they take like five minutes, most of which is spent waiting for the bread to toast. The recipe is paywalled so I’ll just say you take cheddar cheese and shred it on the tiniest side of your box grater/microplane, then mix together a 1:1 ratio of mayo and cheddar. Then when the bread is piping hot from being toasted you spread it on there (like a tbsp or two per bread) and the heat causes them to melt together into this insane creamy tangy spread. Then top with tomatoes and salt.

I have been eating tomato toasts almost every day this summer and I thought I had my formula down pat, but then I tried these and it changed my world. Genuinely a contender for last meal on earth if I had to choose. I have eaten it with every single meal since I got back from my backpacking trip except one bc I was invited to a potluck. I know my username might make you think I’m just overzealous but please for the love of god if you eat dairy and gluten and love tomatoes (and have access to some good ones) I am begging you to try this. On the left is the recipe pic and on the right is one of the ones I made. and like it doesn’t matter if no one tries this I just want this in my tomato tag to commemorate this unbelievable toast because I’m in a new era of my life for real

#TOMATOES #tomatoposting #garden tag #food #recipes #<- for my own blog sorry #I’m so lucky to have space for an amazing huge tomato garden & the skill to do it well but if u like have one good tomato from the market #and want to do it justice…please consider #and literally this morning when I ran out of bread my entire day then revolves around either buying or making bread so I could eat this aga #in lol #nyt cooking #*revolved #honestly kind of insane that I’ve cooked a million billion meals that take so much more time and effort and yet this simple shit is like #theeeeeee pinnacle

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cressthebest · 9 months ago

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every time someone draws aziraphale or crowley as young and not as middle aged men, it brings us a year closer to armageddon 2.0

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my-thoughts-and-junk · 1 year ago

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the father [solar lunacy] the son [you move to dayshift but aren't paid any more, go figure] and the holy spirit [i see you, sundrop!]

#random thoughts #fnaf #solar lunacy because it's what people think of when they think about iconic sun and moon fics (and for good reason)#(bamsara is a master at subtext and creating little scenes that all build up to a beautiful picture)#dayshift go figure because god. the corporate bullshit. the domestic bullshit. THE VIRUS BULLSHIT.#and also because it features my all-time favorite original character (drumroll please)#dundundundundun RILEY GREENE OF I SEE YOU SUNDROP FAME #god what didn't i see you sundrop do right. the characterization. the slow build up of dread throughout the entire fic. riley greene.#IT IS 106 CHAPTERS NOT INCLUDING A POSSIBLE FUTURE EPILOGUE #god sorry to the other two fics on my list but reading i see you sundrop broke my brain a little #the scenes with riley's mother. THE SCENES WITH RILEY'S MOTHER OH MY GOD #you can tell a fic is good when it gets you to give a shit about an oc that hard #their CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT??? WHICH IN TURN FED DIRECTLY INTO WILLIAM AFTON'S DEMISE?????#I AM DEAD. I AM DECEASED.#im rereading solar lunacy rn if you can't tell lol i went on a spree #fucking love the concept of sun not being completely isolated from moon and his illness god fuck #solar lunacy 🤝 i see you sundrop: we're gonna have some wild fucking takes on moon's illness in relation to sun #me: oh god thank god some good fucking food #and OBIWAN??? OF DAYSHIFT GO FIGURE FAME???#best oc side character i think. i want to see him and sun just go at it for an hour shooting the shit #don't really have much else to say on dayshift go figure right now cuz its on SUCH a cliffhanger #that's kind of taking over my mind rn idkwettl #i could go on for hours about i see you sundrop though. that fic grabbed me by the throat and threw me down the stairs #binged that shit in two days #sun mentions having a crush on riley once and it's never mentioned again and that kind of fucks actually #the other two are romance fic and they're REALLY GOOD AT IT OH MY GOD #solar lunacy. just in general. makes me blush so hard it's not funny #OH SPEAKING OF BLUSHING #THE MC IN DAYSHIFT GO FIGURE KEEPS GETTING FLUSTERED IT'S SO CUTE #dayshift go figure is more of a typical 'i am in love and refuse to acknowledge it' fic it's so adorable

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hakusins · 22 days ago

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(vent in the tags) me thinking i've finally escaped financial problems: :DDDDD

life:

#idk why the image pasted like that but anyways haha im once again in a fucking pit #last month i was able to accumulate enough savings from collectively work and also other stuff #so i have a bit of extra in case of emergencies and additional expenses like taxes and stuff #but then guess who decided to not tell me he can't send me money by the end of the month - the time when i have to pay rent?#:DDD my beloved father #so i end up using the savings to pay for it #and i dont blame him or im not mad at him at all #especially because sending me money is already enough of a privilege that not a lot of people have #but at the very least if you don't think you can send me money can't you just tell me?#that way i can work for it???#because now im literally sitting with no money with food running out quickly in the fridge #i can't pick up a shift because whether its out of town or in my city it doesn't matter #i have no way to transport myself there other than on foot or on my bike #and i cant even cycle there without eating otherwise i'd basically sentence myself to death #so im trying to get by without eating for a couple of days right now but its just #sigh #i keep telling my father that i don't blame him and im not mad at him if he can't send me money when i need him to #but please tell me because i literally cannot take a shift this month because i need to study for the exams #and if i fail these exams i literally have one more chance to do them or else i have to repeat a year #which is going to cost us more in the long run #and just #yeah #maybe the hunger is getting to my head #im not going to open emergency comms this time because technically speaking i do have a job i can do #its just i need to just wait for the money that was supposed to be in my bank account to be sent #so i can eat and also i can have money for transportation #haku vents #venting #yeah no im just not in a good spot right now #apologies to mutuals and friends if i can't be on often

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bigmammallama5 · 10 months ago

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u know ur muscles in your calves are Too Tight when your pt guy is digging in and finding all the Actual Muscle Knots that make you want to jump off the table lmao

#stupid rant is stupid #good news is im already on the right track and i just have one more supposed visit #i had to be like I Swear Im Not Being Dramatic But Jesus Dude #so that was good #and my surgeon told me yesterday that im 100% healed too #and i have another non surgical procedure to schedule #i have an appointment to look into food and allergy testing too #this is the year that i hopefully finish figuring out the stupid shit so i can have a year with NO PAIN PLEASE DEAR GOD ITS BEEN YEARS #maybe i oughta see about my sleep patterns too #or talk to my adhd dr about that...#or give up on that lol #anyways #take care of your bodies its the only one you have on this plane

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hayaku14 · 9 months ago

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kuroba toichi you need to stay dead or im going to fucking kill you myself

#you sick son of a bitch #if you truly love your son you wouldnt be alive #it's bad enough that you basically left the mantle for your teenage son to take up but you actually being alive????????#you just out there living your life while your son is destroying his relationships chasing after something that you started????????#his very motivation is your death and it's not even real??? the utter fucking betrayal???#and maybe being kid has kade him a better magician and has helped him find out more about himself #but he shouldve been able to have a choice if he even wanted to be kid at all it shouldnt have been a responsibility pushed upon him #AND IF YOU ARE FUCKING ALIVE AND YOU'RE JUST WATCHING YOUR SON RUNNING AWAY FROM THE POLICE WITH PRIDE INSTEAD OF GUILT YHEN YOU CAN #GO FUCK YOURSELF #Honestly the worst #also that theory that maybe chikage is travelling the world because she KNOWS toichi is alive and she's with her elevates this fuckery into #a whole different level #anyway go read cuethesun's tomorrow and the next day #good fucking food and bad parent chikage and toichi enjoyers will be pleased ;>#lol #dc prattles #as much as i want happy everybody is alive kuroba family #i need touichi and chikage if she knows too to feel the repercussions of their horrible parenting and i need kaito to be able to let himself #feel the hurt and betrayal that he is justified to feel even if he is happy that his dad is alive #but i dont trust gosho to handle that nicely if anything i think hes gonna just handwave it and wont address it properly #anyway my point is i just need more hurt and angry kaito also if shinichi is there im happy #sorry i sneaked in a kaishin i cant stop the brainrot unfortunately theres no cure 🤚😔#ALSO DONT GET ME STARTED WITH BAD PARENT KUDOS OOOOOHHHH

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calciferstims · 7 months ago

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tiktokers be like “I am going to create the most beautiful, relaxing, aesthetically pleasing video ever, with gorgeous lighting, and deeply satisfying content”. …….. “and then I’m going to cut the video fifty thousand times in thirty seconds-”