#take it to the mat

[shotmrmiller]

getting a text from johnny asking for a nude, which you quickly oblige to, he's been gone for months and you miss but then think yourself so cheeky so you send a whole video of you using a toy. maybe one he bought himself or just a mould of his own cock and you can't even look at the screen as you wait for a response.

except simon had asked soap to use his phone just moments after sending that message because his is a cracked piece of ancient technology and of course he's the one who sees what you sent.

all ten minutes of it.

[dompler]

my friend has been calling matthew patel "mat pat" and i haven't been able to stop thinking about it

[yakowo]

i forgot to share the doodle i made omw to the vacation trip 🫶

[dismas-n-dismay]

I'm not fucking joking when I tell you I saw this panel and literally started sobbing and crying over seeing my babygirl buying chocolate with just fucking quarters. This is the people's jason todd for real, thank you Juni Ba

[markantonys]

2x01 | 2x08

[moeblob]

So does he, Gallagher.

[isagrimorie]

Star Trek Voyager 5x11 - Latent Image

Seven: It is unsettling. You say that I am a human being and yet I am also Borg. Part of me not unlike your replicator. Not unlike the Doctor. Will you one day choose to abandon me as well?

Latent Image Gifset series Part 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7

[barely-getting-bi]

spock with his hair that looks like a lego piece taking in a child with really curly hair and having to figure out how to properly take care of her curls and then having to figure out how to get saavik to be still long enough for him to actually take care of them

[babygirlspurgeon]

happy friday here's what u missed from zuccy all star game night one

[raceweek]

i follow mclaren exclusively for their unhinged what if we made our drivers do this moments and you know what. they rarely disappoint me

[imma-dragon53]

Headcanon that Cass’ general solution to her brothers being upset about something is to spar with them. On one level, the physical activity helps them work through the anger. On an another, getting soundly beaten leads to a certain level of humility that lead to them actually talking. It’s also the only time they’ll go all out in a spar which she personally enjoys. She also enjoys beating up her brothers, just a lil.

Cass to her brothers: Get your ass handed to you and maybe you’ll calm down

[girlfriendline]

the husbands having their joint interview

[markantonys]

"This is some of the most fun work we’ve seen from the talented actor Dónal Finn all season; he gets that Mat is a depressive character, and so when Mat has moments of joy and elation — whether that’s simply reuniting with his friends or realizing he was born to be the leader of the most legendary assemblage of heroes ever known — he really makes them almost radiate inner sunlight. It’s just a pleasure to see Mat happy." –Vulture

[justcallmematt517]

"Oh God, we'll never be able to figure out all the mysteries of this book, Mat Pat help us!"

MatPat:

[purringfayestudio]

"What color fox plush do you want for Christmas?" I ask my brother.

"This one." He shows me a photo of a cross fox dubbed "Mat" taken (and enhanced) by the photographer Sam Gaby (Keen.Feed on Insta).

"That one! It's beautiful but real foxes aren't that saturated. Do you still want the vibrant oranges?"

"Yes."

He hasn't seen the finished fox, and won't until Christmas. I think he'll like it.

Made with faux fur fabrics (not real fur) and touched up with acrylic paint. He's life-size (on the large side) with measurements taken from fox population studies. I have process pics and a video of his process on my blog.

[chiffsters]

gemstone zam infographic because i physically cannot contain my thoughts ignore the badly drawn hand i was rushing