#soap having the attention span of a fish cuz all it takes is one insult to his comb to get him riled up and on the mat

[shotmrmiller]

getting a text from johnny asking for a nude, which you quickly oblige to, he's been gone for months and you miss but then think yourself so cheeky so you send a whole video of you using a toy. maybe one he bought himself or just a mould of his own cock and you can't even look at the screen as you wait for a response.

except simon had asked soap to use his phone just moments after sending that message because his is a cracked piece of ancient technology and of course he's the one who sees what you sent.

all ten minutes of it.