#tailgaiting
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Had a flat needed to hitch a ride.
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i get evil thoughts when i drive
#someone was tailgaiting me so close behind that i couldn’t see their headlights out of my rear view mirror#and i got the most WICKED urge to just. tap the brakes.#many things i can forgive on the road#tailgaiting i cannot. because my favorite bumper sticker that is irreplaceable is on my back bumper#and i will be devestated if it gets damaged
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The Transformers: More than Meets the Eye (2012) #6
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i loooove when people in company cars drive like a dickhead. like okay now i am calling your company and telling them. what are you gonna do from here. i hope you lose your job tbh
#why are you tailgaiting a learner driver at 10am my guy fall back a BIT.#not even a full cars length between them. be so fucking serious#called the company and theyre gonna have a talk with the driver ! get absolutely fucked#if you dont want to show consideration to learner drivers out of the goodness of your heart at least do it out of a selfish desire to not#get caught in an accident. they are still learning you cant anticipate what they do. do you have no self preservation even#WHAT A CUNT!!!!!!!!#i did tailgate him a little bit too to try and get him to fall back but he did Not so. aggressive driving fails once again.#defensive driving is where its at bro let me leave a mile of space between us rn. if you get close to me ill bark out my open window at u#bloop
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minthara is so funny. gaining inspo by being too wealthy for the law to apply
#she'd absolutely be the asshole going 30+ over the limit tailgaiting like crazy bc she knows she can pay whatever ticket she might get#except girl you can't. you're poor now#also the bribe didnt even work. i had to kill the guard
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"watch for motorcyclists uwu" maybe if you guys didnt tempt 70 mph fate while weaving through highway traffic and staying in our blind spots until we decide to move and then oops you werent paying attention and now youre a smear on the i75. like come ON you guys need to be held accountable for your fucking egos on your two wheel death trap
#image.txt#the motorcyclists in redacted are driving me crazy. seriously im about to swerve into one on purpose#stop tailgaiting me man you weigh 100lbs i weigh 2 tons i WILL break on you#stop riding on the white line i WILL swerve into you#im done honestly guys fuck around and find out on black tarmac go ahead i know who will instantly die and who wont#you decide to purchase a bike and then do absolutely NOTHING to keep yourself save and expect everyone else driving (who are DRIVING and#cant pay attention to every single little detail on the road) start TAKING CARE OF YOURSELF ON YOUR BIKE#(expect everyone driving to pay attention for you)#VENT VENT VENT I HATE MOTERCYCLES
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quackity was in my dream the other night selling whatever the fuck“bootleg water” is off a sheet on the floor like the fake venders on the streets of nyc and we ran for our lives from the cops togetehr.
#then the next night ccdream showed up in my dream#and i didn’t initially recognize him until i also saw george and the vauge idea of sapnap and was like ah yes it must be him#we made eye contact for a second and then i looked away and pretended i didn’t see him#whcih is honestly what would probably be my reaction to seeing him in person too#context is we were all at a parking lot tailgait for some footballs game
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i love this poll but im pretty sure garbage disposals exist in other places but they also scare me even tho ive always had one bc of a horror movie i cant remember rn and that supernatural episode. rip
#i have one in my kitchen rn and i have intrusive ocd thoughts about it a lot ;_;#i wish i could get rid of it lol#also y'all don't have people who bag ur groceries for u? i actually hate it bc they always bag things wrong alsdjkg#i like how 3 of these things r college related (tailgaiting disposable red cups sororities etc) well red cups r hs too i guess#do other countries really not have cheerleaders? wait i guess they dont have us football is that where cheerleaders came from idek
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#feel very deeply sad that whats going on w eras is once in a lifetime and#i would be at least tailgaiting all 3 shows this weekend#all 3 next#and all 3 next#and i am missing it for a tour i wont remember in 2 years#or. missing most of it#ugh
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Headache :(
#I got tailgaited for about 3 miles and the guy had headlights on full beam the entire time#getting the direct glare for that amount of time was Not Fun#but i was too scared to pull over in case he also stopped
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I've been thinking more about my previous reblog and honestly I'm still a little baffled by the fact a lot of folks on the road where I live act like encountering a cyclist is the worst thing that can happen to them. because it's not, cyclists overwhelmingly know the rules of the road and follow them, and so long as you're not making them unsafe, you can coexist quite peacefully. maybe you'll have to slow down a bit when you pass them, but that's it.
no, the actual worst kind of person to encounter on the road is someone driving one of those massive pickup trucks. those people know the rules of the road and voluntarily, spitefully elect to ignore them because they think they're above interpersonal responsibility and they enjoy making everyone else as unsafe as possible at all times about it
#babbling#I'm exaggerating but really only mildly#second worst thing is getting caught behind farming equipment on a two-lane rural highway#with half a dozen speeding mini vans (and yes pickups) tailgaiting you
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the people with the "im da king of da highway" mindsets arent the guys weaving in and out of lanes passing people. its the ones going 75 mph in the fifth-most left lane ignoring the drivers passing, tailgating, and honking at them. with their smug superiority for going the speed limit, because why would anyone want to go faster than what theyre going?
#correct opinion: you shouldn't be offended by someone tailgaiting or passing on the right#its incredibly dangerous and i dont encourage it but its not an insult#its a polite way to let you know you're going too slow for this lane without honking or flashing hi beams (both of which i do)#but if you slow down when being tailgated or speed up when being passed you're legally braindead and im pulling the plug#here ye
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Whoever the fuck is driving those tiktokified LED ass three wheelers on the road and whoever invented them I hate you so much with my little heart I wish you a merry die
#i have a headache now because god's most obnoxious driver#kept tailgaiting like four other cars to make me go faster#bro this is a one lane road idk what to tell you
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I've been trying to let myself sit without entertainment from time to time, out of some vague notion that if I don't flick from work to escapist fiction to conversation with loved ones to fiction to a different piece of fiction back to work etc etc then I may have some original thoughts, and perhaps even develop opinions on my own. Of course, I already have some thought patterns ingrained, and even when I'm thinking of whatever topic is most important to me in that moment, I think in a manner that I have often learned from the outside world. All that to say, I spent 3 hours driving today and I primarily spent that time hazily composing tumblr posts in my head about, like, fellow road users and how the sun was kind of in my eyes.
#personal#obviously im being hyperbolic in that i have my own thoughts and opinions and also i actually spent a lot of the driving time#daydreaming in general (and thinking about the driving)#but goddamn. i have acquired a posting mindset and im not sure i like it#anyway. to summarize: cars with halogen headlights 🔪🔪🔪 cars with halogen headlights tailgaiting me for kilometers 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪#also my primary thought while driving w the sun in my eyes was 'i can't believe no one's fixed that yet. so inconvenient'#before realising that 1. adjusting the mirror flap is annoying but that's literally how you fix the problem#2. everyone in a car has that problem at some point and i'm sure there have been a lot of failed attempts at fixing it#3. sometimes there are physical limitations caused by having a body while living on a planet near a star.#and i spend a lot of time working with computers.#(it was mostly the 3rd point tbh. i also wondered if the whole thought process meant that im overly pampered#which may be the case but is kind of an amusing end thought to reach imo)#anyway! look! i condensed a load of inconsequential posts into one rambling post! i did it i beat the poster mindset (i did not)
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