#tag: don't fear the reaper

[4s-u-w1sh]

OOOOOO IMAGINE GETTING YR F/O TO LISTEN TO YR FAVORITE ALBUM FOR THE FIRST TIME. HOW DO U THINK THEY WOULD REACT.

[4s-u-w1sh]

She's consumed my brain soooo

Give me a f/o (max 2) and I'll give them a random funny headcannon despite if I know them or not!

I've been inching to do one of these for a while since I haven't seen that many.

Also disclaimer they might not be the most favorable to them

[reds-skull]

(continuation of this)

Okay maybe I lied Soap won't be fine by the time Ghost is done with him

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[dalekinapaintedparadise]

You, me, and Arasaka Tower. Kinda sounds like a Eurodyne lyric, I know, but trust me - we'll go fuckin' nova.

[loverdotpng]

schnoozing.

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[4s-u-w1sh]

My girlboss♡

New reblog game because... Vines good :3

Reblog with your F/O and I'll give you a vibe with similar energy!

(Proshippers dni)

[judesstfrancis]

one of the most iconic things about scream (1996) is that they make it sooooo so so so obvious who the killers are but also if u are a Horror Guy at first watch you're like well obv it's not them. they're just weird. they wouldn't make it That easy to figure out. AND up to that point there was never really a k*ller DUO so it was kinda like well. it can't be BOTH of them. but it was. and they did. love them so much

[goldenfox3]

I couldn't decide which version I liked better so have night and day versions of this AU 👯

[echoes-lighthouse]

Happy Valentine's Day!

I'm getting this post in with forty minutes to spare in my timezone but here's a rundown of whether my selfships celebrate Valentine's Day and what they do!

Jester: YES! I get her presents on Valentine's Day: flowers, chocolates, classic things, and we go out for some kind of event.

Tate: KIND OF! We don't do anything romantic together but we celebrate with the kiddos in the house: making crafts, reading kid's books about love.

Himiko: KIND OF! We get dressed and go out to a club, but we mostly don't dance with each other, so it's not terribly romantic. But the helping each other get dressed part and the 'coming home exhausted and falling asleep together' parts are very intimate.

Tomura: YES! We don't do too much more than go out for a fancy dinner, but it's an event that we both look forward to.

Toshinori: NO (but yes)! I'm not into Valentine's Day but Toshi always brings me a present and cooks us both dinner. It makes me uncomfortable but happy at the same time, and it makes him happy, so I just try to get used to it and not feel like it's a burden on him.

Zero: GOD NO! Commercialized romance? Yuck, not either of our thing.

Slashers: YES! It's an arts and crafts day and it's one of my favourite holidays. Everyone exchanges Valentines anonymously and it's so sweet.

Alex: NO! Nadsats aren't much for the holilolys, they're apparently gloopy. Too childish. All the better, to me.

Joker: KIND OF! There are holiday themed crimes to commit, does that count? He might take me out all dolled up if he feels like making some kind of point.

Val: YES! We're both elementary teachers, so there's a level of celebration at school, and then we get a babysitter and go out for dinner as well.

Grelle: KIND OF! There are holiday themed crimes to investigate, and we'll definitely find time for romance in there somewhere.

Cecil: YES! There are important Valentine's rituals to follow if you want to survive the day.

Tumblr: YES, although mostly as a prank war: we stuff as many Valentines as we can into each other's bags or lockers.

Death: NO! If either of us thought of it, we'd both think it was sweet, but neither of us keep track of the days well enough to actually catch the date.

Gertrude: YES! I wrote a poem for her and she bound a little book of memories for me, it's a sentimental hand-made gift holiday for us.

Dirk: NO! There is a pitch romance celebration day that we celebrate with separate traditions, but we don't do the flushed romance day.

Jonah: NO! He buys himself chocolates and enjoys them because I can't have any, and we both snoop on who's hooking up in the Institute and who's sad because they're alone.

[4s-u-w1sh]

maybe I should do one of those reblog games...!!

self-shippers, reblog this post with an f/o (max 2, ANY type) and i'll assign them a toby fox song!

[Pr*sh*tters DNI!!!!!! GO AWAY *smacks you with a broom*]

[4s-u-w1sh]

GUESS WHO'S BACKKKKKKKK!!!

Also look at the wife of my life I'm getting merch of her soon

[mosspapi]

The worst part about no longer actively wanting to die is the sudden, debilitating fear of death. Like... hey universe I would prefer to have Neither, please and thanks?

[mallratsys]

"The hell are you doing, Di?"

'Just taking some family photos that'll last this time'

[4s-u-w1sh]

Reblog with your f/o (maximum of 2 pls :3) and I’ll assign them an ice cream flavour and toppings based on vibes!

Proshippers fuck off

Non mutuals welcome!

[dreamislandliving]

about me!! 🦇

new pinned because i haven't used this account in ages but i really want to meet and talk to more selfshippers!!

🖤venezie

🖤 it/its

🖤 20

🖤 lesbian

🖤taken

🖤autistic and plural, mentally disabled

🖤i have lots of f/os ranging from different fandoms. the ones i will probably be posting about most are from object shows and pokemon, since those are my special interests and what i'm hyperfixating on right now...

🖤my interests mainly include pokemon, object shows, digimon, total drama, bee and puppycat, dragon village, petsites, music and seals

🦇 my tag list:

this list will be updated as i add more to this blog! for now, here are the basics:

🦇squeak : general tag

🖤 lovemail : for lovemailing, posts specifically about my f/os

🔮art : for art. self explanatory

🌙writing : for writing. self explanatory

☔️venting : please feel free to mute this tag if you don't want to see any vents i might make on here

my f/os don't all have tags right now, i'll probably just leave them all in the tags on this post. however, my main f/os right now are:

🎒 liam (hfjone)

🥤 bryce (hfjone)

🌾 airy (hfjone)

🍭 lollipop (bfdi)

🍩 moully (bee and puppycat)

🐈‍⬛ my partner's fursona lmao

🌧 five pebbles

if you don't like any of these characters, you're better off not following me. i'll probably post them a lot. i am okay with sharing my f/os, i love talking about them with people who share them!

i also selfship with many of my partner and friends' ocs. i will post things about them here if given permission.

some of my f/os are platonic/familial (my pokemon) i will post about them here too.

❌️ DNI:

this is a safe for work blog so i will not post any nsfw!!!

i think that's it :") if i forgot anything i'll add it here later. feel free to message me or send things to my inbox, i love meeting new people.

my f/o tags will be below (to be updated)

[fictionallyinparadise]

Uhhh idk rambling about the f/os that source from Horror Games based on if I think I could play the game

Karl: I probably could play the game BUT I suck ass at games like RE:V and also would probably be SO gay watching his scenes In Person.

"The Pig"/Amanda: I suck at games like DBD but it'd be fun tbh.

Harvey: I absolutely would not be able to handle getting jumpscared and then cry over Harvey so probably not tbh. I love watching/listening to gameplay tho the game is beautiful

Nate: I can NOT handle the tense atmosphere of the game dude I got to like, 2 a.m. in FNAF2 and was perfectly FINE but I couldn't cope 😭

Miles: I could play the game absolutely but like some scares might get me. Also I'd cry about all the bullshit my boy goes through.

Abraham: If I choose to ignore the ending I absolutely could play the game lmao. Best part is I'm 90% sure I couldn't fuck up and get my babyboy killed sooo. We love to see it!

Itward and Paltronas: I would have a BLAST playing this game holy fuck I wanna play it so bad. I don't CARE that I've watched like so many different playthroughs!!! It's THAT good!!!

Glamrock Freddy: I think I could handle this game because it's less like the OGs in terms of like, atmosphere but still got stuff that could scare me so! Idk.

Allison and Tom: Idk I'm mixed. I like, haven't finished watching playthroughs of the game bc I lost interest in it?? Don't ask how they became f/os if I kept losing interest in the game I cannot explain.

Daniel: Probably? Idk how much horror is in his game though. Either way it'd be quirky.

HUNK: Same as Karl except I don't have to fight him (I think) but get to go "awooga train whistle heart eyes ba-dump ba-dump" the second he shows up.

V.I.C.: I could for like a few first days of the game but then I'd get overwhelmed by all the orders and maintaining shit?? But the game FUCKS so hard so I think I could get over it or get a strategy.

Luna: I absolutely couldn't like I'm too worried about my wife getting snatched by BITCHES. But I do love the investigation aspect of the game so if I ever did get the money to play it I'd just play the mode where it's just solving shit.

Lucas: Absolutely not I'm too stupid for the gameplay and I'd fucking scream seeing ANY jumpscare. Also the game is so fucking difficult I could not handle it.

Dana and Emma: I think I could but the SECOND that motherfucker rolls up with that music and shit I'd fucking lose it.

Colt: I suck at stealth but I think I could tbh. It's a type of style I'd love to play but like, I just suCK at stealth.

Rebecca: I would love to omg. The way the game is different for every player and playthrough LIKEEEE. On the other hand if like, the demons did some shit or I didn't notice the Mimic until too late I'd fucking lose it.

Eugene: No, which is on the entire basis that I am deeply afraid of spiders. Idc that it's a fuckign Spider Train I would freak the fuck out if I saw that fucking thing crawl at me.

Jeff: I mean I literally love playing the game so yeah absolutely <3. I can't fuCKING get past the floors after The Figure but that's because I panic and don't get in the closet.

John Doe: YESYEYSYESYEYS I would be soooo happy to play the game omg omg omg

Andrew: YES I love the game I love the style I love him and I just. It's fun.

Beastie: Fuck yeah. Except I'd purposely run at it because I love my sweet loud creacher. Also I love seeing how people animate it's jumpscares!!!

(I didn't include Pierce, Cat, and Green bc I play the games like really often. I did include Jeff bc I haven't played the game since it's been updated soo there's new things and I'm intimidated.)