#i think a lot of my sweetheart f/os would like it.

[4s-u-w1sh]

OOOOOO IMAGINE GETTING YR F/O TO LISTEN TO YR FAVORITE ALBUM FOR THE FIRST TIME. HOW DO U THINK THEY WOULD REACT.

[candycharmss]

꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷‧₊˚💕 ‧₊˚ I HAD THIS FEELING, AS I WAS FALLING ~ . . .

꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷‧₊˚💕 ‧₊˚ THE SOUND 'CROSS THE BAY, WAS THE SOUND OF YOU CALLING ~ . . .

INFO UNDER THE CUT ~ !

Hey hi! My name is Dew!! I’m just a silly guy that’s just here to talk about my silly little f/os!! You know how it is!!! I know my account is empty (mainly bc i am so nervous to be entering this place again ahA...) but I promise you I’m gonna be pretty much active here, just like i was on my main! I figured maybe a side blog would be nicer, plus I can yap way more ehehe. 💕

Oh yea my main is @candycoffinss HE/she pronouns! ʚ♡ɞ Genderfluid ʚ♡ɞ Gay ʚ♡ɞ Adult

I will warn you though, this blog is VERY horror/gore themed, I love spooky stuff! So be cautious pls <3

Please no doubles D: … nothing personal I promise!!! It just kinda makes me feel not so great :( this might change we’ll see :L…

... Since I am an adult, so there might be the occasional suggestive post but I will be tagging it as #suggestive and #suggestive cw so I’d like to politely ask for minors to block it! Or anyone who’s uncomfortable, really. But I promise there won’t be a bunch! Maybe just funny memes. :P!

I have a bunch of f/os… like, a lot.. But my main focuses are these fellas!!

💫 Arthur D4venp0rt from 4rt 0f M0re! I like to say I'm his #1 bf because I'm sure almost nobody else has rlly heard of this show ehehe <33 I just started watching it and I decided he'd be a f/o of mine!!!! He's a cutie <33. The ship name is Chocolate Coins! He has a lot of money so i thought it'd make sense. :3 Aannnddd for tags... |♡|🎨 ~ YOUR SONG ! 🎨 ✎ . . . My sweetheart <3 💫 Sc0tt T1bbs from the S4w franchise! Admittedly I haven’t seen a bunch of love for him but I figured that I could provide that <3 besides, he’s such a cool guy :3 the ship name for him and my s/i or oc is Rockcandy and his tags are |♡|🎸 ~ KILLSHOT ! 🎸 ✎ . . . My rockstar <3 💫 St4nford P1nes from Gr4vity F4lls! Chat… Chat he is so kind… I’ve liked him for FOREVER and now I can be open about it!!! Yay!! The ship name is Dewford or Smarties! Can you tell I like candy themes? His tags are |♡|✋ ~ HE BLINDED ME WITH SCIENCE ! ✋ ✎ . . . My nerd <3

Sooo yeah! There’s some other ones, but they’re all on my carrd! Yippee!!!

What else do I put… um…

OH! Tags.. Tags!! Let's see here... AHA!

⚰️ ✎ . . . Dew's Coffin - Me talking! Just simply thinking of stuff :3

🦴 ✎ . . . Dew's Bones - Art tag!! Yay!!

🧠 ✎ . . . Dew's Brain - Thoughts!! Maybe F/O imagines!! We'll see!

🫀 ✎ . . . Dew's Heart - F/O gushing :33 ehehehehehhe

🦷 ✎ . . . Dew's Teeth - Fanart/gift tag! Of course I'm not forcing this but just in case it's needed ;P, I've somehow managed to get a bunch of fanart in general so ahA--

🪦 ✎ . . . Dew's Gravestone - Reblog game responses!

🩸 ✎ . . . Dew's Blood - Suggestive posts

👻 ✎ . . . Dew's Hauntings - Asks! Ur all my little ghosts :3

SINCE THE BOOK OF BILL HAS BECOME MORE POPULAR I FIGURED MAYBE I SHOULD SAY THIS:: DONT TALK AB IT IF YOU SHIP BILLFORD! nothing personal, I just get uncomfortable! You're still good to interact just please don't tag anything I post as billford please! <3 Proshippers don’t talk to me, you’re all stinky as hell smh >:L same with just general dni criteria. Don’t be a freak man, it’s not that hard :( Also DNI if you're like, a comshipper or if you're that kinda freak that likes abusive stuff like girlypop... no.... Also zoophiles, necrophiles, etc. I've had the displeasure of having followers of that so :/ never again, never again... youch... Also if you're anti-lgbtq, homophobic, transphobic, yadda yadda... Yeah no, not on my BLOG >:/

[moved-to-satoruswaifu]

Hi idk if you're still doing the f/o and s/i ask game but I wanted to send you smth cuz I'm curious to know a lil about your selfship!

🌘 for something i love about f/o.

I hope you have a wonderful day! (Or night!)

i think i received this ask sometime during my hiatus ? or shortly before that ? anyway. thank you, anon ! i don’t mind being sent questions from ask games that were posted longer ago :3 hope you have a good one, too !!

hmm would it be too simple to say that i love how he can comfort me and make my silly heart skip a beat ?

i mean. it’s crazy to me, sometimes. i’ve been ( unknowingly ) selfshipping for over a decade and had around ? twenty—five f/os in total ? and of course, they all had an impact on me, but — he’s so different. he’s what i’ve always envisioned my partner to be, as cliché as that sounds. i could talk about what all i love about his personality for ages — to name a few; his playfulness / childishness, how much he cares, and his protective nature ❤︎

also one of my favourite fun facts about him is that he dislikes alcohol just like me and that is so stupidly comforting ;;;

he’s also the only one i can actually imagine being in a relationship with if he existed. as much as i love all my other f/os, i always get to a point where i’m like “i don’t think i could do y with them” but with satoru ?? i can even imagine having kids with him, sometimes he gives me baby fever and let me tell you i used to be absolutely sickened by the mere thought of having some / being pregnant FOR YEARS i‘m not even joking when i say this 😭 satoru changed my perspective on a lot of things djyksb

and idk if i ever mentioned it ( i promise i will release our lore soon lmao ) but i can live out my favourite trope too, which is highschool sweethearts hehe ( <- always dreamed of meeting the love of her life in highschool, met trauma instead / lh )

[movedto-bunny-lovers]

Any unanswered questions for both of your f/os to answer ^^

Hope you have a great day & thank you for the ask! 😊

💝Does S/I have experience dating?

"Nope, she hasn't."

💬You have any pet names for S/I?

"Yes, I like to call her: sweetie, babe/baby, bunny, lil bunny, baby carrot, sweet bunny, & sugar.”

🗯Is S/I expressive with their feelings?

"Yes, she is."

🏠Have you met the parents?

"No, I haven't yet."

👋Are you close with S/I friends?

"I'm only close to some of her friends. She doesn't get to hang out with them a lot."

🏢Do you two live together?

"Yes, we do live together."

🛌Do you share a room/bed?

“Yes, we do.”

🌃Who’s the heavier sleeper if either of you are?

"I'm the heavier sleeper."

💤Does S/I have a hard time sleeping? How do you help them out?

"She has some nights and I help her by some deep breathing, take a warm bath and listen to smoothing music."

🥄Does S/I like being taken care of?

"Yes, she does!"

👌Do you like teasing each other?

“Yes, we do like to tease each other.

💢If you could describe S/I with a dere type, which one(s) would it be?

"It would be dandere since she sometimes say little things. But she’s can be quite chatty around me.”

🥰What is S/I’s love language?

“Her love language is physical touch.”

📢Does S/I have any quirks to them? If so, how do you feel about it?

“Yes, that would be when I see her pacing while she’s thinking. Another one would be when her one leg is bouncing when she’s sitting. I don’t mind any of those.

🎂It’s S/I’s birthday! What gift do you get them?

"I give her a brown bunny stuffed animal."

💋Who initiated the first kiss? What was it like?

“I did! It happened after she and I confessed she and I fell for each other and I asked her if she wanted to be my girlfriend and she said yes. The first kiss was warm & amazing.

💝Does S/I have experience dating?

"No, she doesn't."

💬You have any pet names for S/I?

“Yes, the pet names for Rebecca I like to call her: sweetheart, babe/baby, dove, songbird, sweet dove. & baby dove.”

🗯Is S/I expressive with their feelings?

"Yes, she is."

🏢Do you two live together?

"Yes, we live together."

🛌Do you share a room/bed?

“Yes, we do.”

🌃Who’s the heavier sleeper if either of you are?

"I'm the heavier sleeper."

💤Does S/I have a hard time sleeping? How do you help them out?

“Some nights she does and I help her by coo like a lullaby and it always drifts her off into sleep.”

💞How cuddly is S/I? What cuddling position you two like the most?

“My dove is really cuddly. Some nights, she can be in a mood of cuddling, which I really don’t mind at all. Our favorite cuddle position we like the most is Sweetheart Cradle.”

🖤Is S/I more affectionate in public or private?

“My dove is more affectionate in private than in public. She’s very affectionate when she & I are private."

❗️Is S/I shy about affection? (kisses, hugs, etc)

“She was a bit at first until she got super comfortable of giving me affections.”

🥄Does S/I like being taken care of?

“Yeah, she does. She doesn’t mind if I pamper her.”

👌Do you like teasing each other?

“Yes, we do but I mostly tease her.”

💢If you could describe S/I with a dere type, which one(s) would it be?

"It would be dandere since she sometimes say little things. But she’s can be quite chatty around me.”

🥰What is S/I’s love language?

“Rebecca’s love language is physical touch.“

📢Does S/I have any quirks to them? If so, how do you feel about it?

"Yes and that would be when she’s hopping around with her music in her hand, like a bunny. I don’t mind at all, she has so much energy. Another one would be when she and I are at a restaurant, she always orders the same food. I’m okay with that, ‘cause I always order the same food as well.”

🐶Do you two have a pet? Do you want one?

“Yes, we have one cat and her name is Tina.”

🔆What’s your favorite hobby to do together?

"My favorite hobby to do together with Rebecca is watch the sunset with her.”

🎂It’s S/I’s birthday! What gift do you get them?

"I give my dove a emerald pendant necklace yellow gold.”

[abnormalaboutthecharacter]

headcannons about my f/os bc why not :33333

calculester :3

i believe that feller is a he/it if i’ve ever seen one

i also believe he’s pan :3

agender????maybe???i belibe☝️

he’s just a silly fella and i love him so much

very sweet and cuddly

in buggy’s kitty form, he absolutely loves the contrast between the soft, warm feeling of fur against its hands and fingers

i like to think during times where the weather gets super hot, buggy will just lay on top of cal (he doesn’t really mind :3c)

cal likes to gently bonk his screen on buggy to try and simulate a kiss

6’5…..hes a tall boy……

husbandry/plant caring dates :DDD

cal’s pet names 4 buggy: dear, sweetheart, love, honey

beetlejuice :D

pan :3c

he/it/they user to me(o em gee, twinzies:3)

dabbles a bit in she/her, just as a treat

agender too i thibk just as a treat

buggy and bj like to just be silly and fool around

bj plays a lot of pranks and such on buggy, buggy’s gotten used to them and will sometimes prank him back

if the pranks do get too much, bj will apologize :]c

likes to watch videos on buggy’s screen(in its bot form)

he also figured out a way to play games on it

BIG BIG BIG cuddler, absolutely LOVES snuggling up with buggy(especially in kitty form)

5’6 just a smidge taller

horror movie dates >:3

beej’s pet names 4 buggy: kitty/kitten, doll, babe/baby, sugar, darling, sweetheart

april :o]

i think…..maybe…..she/they in my heart

maybe tgirl swag :3c she deserves it :3c

uhhhhhh idk maybe either bi or omni???? possibly☝️

she and buggy love to help each other with clown makeup :3

this is them to me:

since(i believe☝️) april is a streamer/idol of sorts, i like to think buggy helps her with her streams and such

5’4

she likes buggy’s bot form a bit more, mostly because they think it’s fun to see him blue screen whenever it gets flustered

also so that she can place stickers on them :3c

karaoke dates mayhaps :]]

april’s pet names 4 buggy: kitty, honeypie, sweetie, baby, dear

doug :0

hmmm lemme put my thinking cap on…..

perchance genderfluid or something of the sort

…every pronoun all of them 👍

bi •w•

buggy helps him find(and buy-) any figures they’ve set her sights on

sometimes her slime will stick onto buggy, so buggy mostly stays in its bot form(easier clean up)

couples cosplay :DDD

5’2-5’3 :]

buggy gets fucking bombarded with stickers in their bot form

many con dates and stuff similar

doug’s pet names 4 buggy: honey/hon, sugar, darling, doll

kinito :}

“he’s literally just a ball and legs why would you make him fat” “make him round make him fat and beautiful”

tboy swag too B] he/it

pan in my heart :D

demiromantic mayhaps :]]

found a way to transfer himself INTO buggy(in bot form)

i think he change height whenever but stays around 4’8-5’0

sometimes he goes to his reg. height(10ft) so that buggy can have a big pillow to cuddle :3

flash game dates >:]

nito’s pet names 4 buggy: any and all pet names-(mostly uses my love)

*sun and moon -^-

sun is they/he and moon is it/he

both are either nonbinary or agender

sun is pan and moon is omni •w•👍

(much like cal) the two of them love the feeling of soft fur in between their fingers

sun and buggy preform little shows for the kiddos :]

moon and buggy sing lullabies to the kids when it’s nap time

both of them love cuddling and just being very affectionate to buggy

7 ft……tall fucking guys…….

arts and crafts galore! soft cuddly dates

sun/moon’s pet names 4 buggy: sunshine, starlight, dear, love, honey, darling, sweetheart

*eclipse too :>

it/they to me

agender swag B3

omni maybe 👍

edgar :)

good ol he/him, maybe it/its too just as a treat

agender :]

hmmmm….maybe bi

he enjoys every little talk he and buggy have, he just likes hearing them in general :]

i think it just loves buggy no matter what form their in, he doesn’t really have a preference

buggy makes a “humanoid” form for him and he’s just absolutely happy to be able to hug and kiss it!

5’1 when he’s in his humanoid form :]

buggy loves to just cuddle up with him(no matter the form), edgar loves it too

everyday he’ll be showered with kisses!!

movie and music dates!!

pet names 4 buggy: darling, love, honey, doll, mine

[lucygrayslover]

HI POLLY!! 🩷🩷 11, 18, 19 for the ask game!! for any of your f/os!!! YAYY

Gonna do these for my darlings Julie and Sally bc I'm on a bit of a wh kick rn...

11. Calling each other by their names, plain and simple, or calling each other really flowery pet names?

I def love pet names, and I think these two would have a bit of a knack for them as well! I've made a post about it before which you can read here about which names they'd call Dr. Webbs... I just think they're so fun! (As for what pet names I'm partial to, I really like honey, darling, sweetheart and my love <3)

18. Cuddle in bed or need their space to sleep?

Hehe it really depends! Sometimes I really need my space but I do love a cuddle! However Dr. Webbs has six arms which makes having space more bearable (bc it's easier to touch their beloveds!)

19. Gifting love letters/poems or gifting flowers?

I think Julie would LOVE flower language and put lots of thought into beautiful bouquets for Dr. Webbs. Sally would adore poetry and write flowery sonnets to them (which would make them absolutely SWOON) and I think they'd have a love for a classic heartfelt letter <3

[kits-ships]

🦷🪦? - pitchandaj

i am so powerful im gonna answer these for all my unnamed f/os so tysm !!! <3 <3

🦷 : does anyone know who your f/o is ?

❄️🪓 - A Discord server of my old work buddies does <3 Me and two friends talk about him like he is a little doll 4 us to admire

🔪🍷 - My fiance! I'm pretty sure my bond to this guy is rooted v deeply in trauma so I do not enjoy talking about it <3

🌙✂️ - I think a lot of people not on Tumblr do, esp my bestie <3 She has to deal w/ me talking about them even though she HATES them

🥂💊 - My fiance- maybe? He's just like a little guy I rotate in my head for fun. A keep to myself kinda fella.

🪦 : do you have pet names for your f/o ?

❄️🪓 - Icky boy! Does not deserve any pet names /hj and would not tolerate them. He uses 'doll' and 'darling' though!

🔪🍷 - Also icky! But maybe just 'sweetheart'. He doesn't deserve it but I feel this in my heart.

🌙✂️ - No, but Wren likes to compare them to animals she thinks are cute. They don't know a thing about romance and end up trying every pet name known to man.

🥂💊 - Just his nickname me thinks <3 And maybe 'handsome'. He's not one to use pet names in return, tho

[vulpesvalentine]

Ramble about good things with whichever love interests/partners/FO's you want. Long, short, anything you want!

Bovine: Bovine is such a sweetheart, he offers to do just about anything with me and even sends me asks when I really need them ;3 … not to mention just giving me attention or letting me choose what we do or watch or ANYTHING together. <3 I love you so much my lovely Bovine I'm so glad I get to see him every day!!!

Canine: Okay not to sound too materialistic but Canine buys me a LOT of things and that fills my gift-receiving spoiled brat bar SO MUCH they just buy me little things I think of and I lose my mind when I get them !!!!! Not to mention they're so caring when I need some empathy or when something's bothering me, they're very good <3

Corvidae: GOD THEY'RE SO HELPFUL they spend so much time caring for me and helping me out and I HOPE I only HOPE I can repay the favor AAAAA they're such a talented author and I LOVE LOVE LOVE reading what they write!! (and not just because it

Cricetidae: Oh she's such a SWEETHEART also my #1 defender she would go to WAR for me! Any time I vent or seem down she DMs me with "Who do I gotta kill?" like WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR!!!!!!!

Hybrid: I have a LOT of F/Os and I always hit that wave of feeling guilty that I'm not spending enough time "dating" my F/Os and that I'm not doing enough to show that I'm in love with them, stuff like that. Melon was like the FIRST F/O that like HIT HARD. Like I was reading the manga, looking up tiktoks, fanart, fics, like I was ALL ABOUT learning about Melon and devoting myself to him /)///(\ So yeah thanks Melon hehe

The Locomotives: These were the third of my obsessive F/Os to grab, but it ALL STARTED cause I saw a yandere-esque fanart of Emmet that I fell in LOVE with. And for the record… I had no fucking idea who Emmet was LMAO!

Jinglejangles: Oh my gooddd I'm so pathetically in love with these dorks it's not even funny /)////(\ I've started listening to songs about them and drawing them, I actually have a WHOLE fic planned about them and I'm so so so excited to write it ahahaahh,,,

THANK YOU ANON I have a dozen other asks to answer and I PROMISE I will I just finished this one and now I really want to do the others tomorrow so I probably will!!

[catsbootleg]

★ ~ Hello, and welcome to the Star King's Palace ~ ★

★ my name is jade ^^ (he/star) (you can call me jay if we're cool) (we usually are)

★ I have 4 main romantic F/Os, and while I do have others, I'd rather bot share them here.

★ It's Papyrus [Since August 2016, Undertale]. He's in the brain 24/7 and God do I love him never ask me anything about him as a character I blow up. and also my opinions/headcanons are. mediocre at best.

★ and I'm also in a triad polycule with master kohga (since june 13th, 2024, botw, aoc, totk) and sooga (since june 18th 2024, aoc [but he's alive in the other games my [redacted] works at nintendo they told me]). also my self-insert is a rito. if you care,,

★ The 4th one is secret because I have a problem (for some reason) with making people upset because we like the same F/O, but they're also from a piece of media I feel iffy about, so it's not so bad.

★ My main interests beyond my sweetheart of a skeleton, the Yiga polycule, and other such men include...

Splatoon/Mario (I am also generally knowledgeable about other Nintendo franchises and am particularly fond of the N64 Era of games. However, I also am fond of some games from the GameCube, Wii U, and SNES.) (Side Note: As long as Nintendo either distributes their games (capcom/bandai namco) or they're competitors/closely affiliated (sega), I'll know some of their products too. I'm kind of familiar with PlayStation stuff too, but never ask me about Xbox franchises because I will not know anything about them.)

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure (non-manga parts)

Touhou (UPDATED: Not as familiar with print works unless it's Curiosities of Lotus Asia, but I know the basics of the plot of every one of the main games/am familiar with the characters thus far, except Double Dealing Character and the story of any of the .# games, except SHOSS/SFW.)

★ As a side note, I (also) love VOCALOID and UTAU, but that's more of a music thing than an active interest. My favorite (vocaloid) artists are Wowaka, Kikuo, Machigerita-P, mothy, nyanyannya, SLAVE-V.V.R., and Ghost. I also follow a lot of UTAU cover artists (mainly Yokune Ruko users).

★ Changing this section as it was kind of undermining how I am, but I am awful at social stuff, somehow more so online??? (I can talk to people in public but I cannot make friends because my brain does not let me.) I'm trying to improve and stuff, but I still suck at finding the courage to interact or say anything even though I care for those I mutually follow and adore seeing their silly content. (You people know who you are! ,,,maybe) I'm simply a lurker but I promise I think you guys with your ships are so cute and it's canon in my head. I would make you two (or more) in tomodachi life and make you become a couple.

★ You can also ask me anything or just random bs go, it doesn't matter, as I said, I appreciate it lol (and unlike conversations, I can definitely answer and keep up with asks.)

!! proship dni !! i don't want you in my silly blog !! (as well as basic dni criteria)

[assortedvillainvault]

I'd like to ask back, but I forget who your f/os are

Lol that's fair, a good chunck of my 'will write' list are actually my F/O's but I realise I didn't put any indication as to who was who. I don't think I had the confidence to actually announce that when I started this blog.

Anyhoo I'm in a mood for scales, so I hereby select Repton and Sir Pentious for the games! Oh God this got long

Repton:

R - Rainbow - what colors do you associate with them and why?

It's always deep olive greens and harsh dusty yellows for Repton, his colour scheme is pretty consistent and pretty much matches his territory. I find it very soothing almost? Like watching a savanna landscape, which is technically where he lives so, win.

E - Emotion - is your f/o open with their feelings or do they keep them close to their chest?

If it ain't rage or exasperation then he ain't showing it. He absolutely feels a wider range but frustration at his limitations rules his judgement 99% of the time, which is a work in progress. Makes those rare time's he is openly happy that much more delightful!

P - Pets - do they have a pet? if so, what kind and what is/would be its name? would you have a pet together?

Canonly, no, but I've always figured the wastelands around his terra would hold some kind of cool monster that he would take delight in taming, so in my head he has pet dragons. Not big ones, but if Gwythents were more bat like that'd be ideal. Atmos is criminally underdeveloped ok I can make up animals if I WANT

T - Teach - what skills of theirs would they teach you? what would you teach them?

I have an aversion to motorsports but you literally cannot get around atmos without a sickass flying motorbike, so I would def be accepting dirk-biking lessons from the guy with the coolest ride around.

As for what I'd teach him... I'm honestly not sure what I have to offer that he would find interesting or useful, but I can offer lots of geology/geography knowledge that would probably be handy for raids and crystal formations? Alternatively how to speak nicely to his siblings

O - Online - what is your f/o’s social media presence like, or what would it be like if they had internet in their world/era?

'Officially' he wouldn't partake, seeing the dumb shit his brothers watch online would drive him insane. Unofficially however, he would totally stalk his enemies facebook posts just to plan an opportune ambush.

N - Nostalgia - what’s your f/o’s favorite memory?

Canonically, probably the day he defeated the Interceptors. That was a serious victory that shook the Sky Knights and their teams across Atmos, and he relished in the leverage it gave him.

Sir Pentious:

S - Story - if you and them were in a fairytale, which story would you be and who would play which character?

Oh a reverse fairytale for sure, a runaway noble of some descript get's kidnapped by maniacal (artificer I guess in this case?) for ransom, only to find they're both terrible and have much more fun encouraging his shenanigans.

I - Image - show us a picture of them that gives you a lot of feelings. if they aren’t a visual character, describe your mental image of them!

Oh see GIF above, this man is SO happy to be gatecrashing even when his shit is already wrecked, my mans THEATRICAL and loves his job.

R - Rainbow - what colors do you associate with them and why?

Black, Yellow and Fusia. Pretty self explanatory - the high contrast is gorgeous and luxurious in his design and yet attention seeking like a particularly villainous traffic cone.

P - Pets - do they have a pet? if so, what kind and what is/would be its name? would you have a pet together?

Do the Eggs Count Idk if you can have snake pets in hell but he is absolutely the type to have boa contractors and cobras draped all over his ship. I'm more than happy with this.

E - Emotion - is your f/o open with their feelings or do they keep them close to their chest?

Sweetheart this mans emotions are broadcast to the fucking moon. Everyone in hell knows how he's feeling at any given moment and he hates it, but he doesn't have the restraint to keep a lid on them when things don't go his way.

N - Nostalgia - what’s your f/o’s favorite memory?

Extrapolating from the crumbs of the single pilot we have, probably the birth of his son. He seems the type to have Gomez Addam'sed the shit out of his family, and I don't doubt he cried more than the mother and baby combined.

T - Teach - what skills of theirs would they teach you? what would you teach them?

I'm signing up for lessons in firing lazer beams and rockets and you cannot stop me. I would probably teach him what modern slang and style suits him becuase the secondhand embarrasment I recieve watching this 19th century supervillain attempt to integrate into modern culture is nigh lethal.

I - Image - see above.

O - Online - what is your f/o’s social media presence like, or what would it be like if they had internet in their world/era?

It's cringeworthy and mortifying for want of better words. I wish he would stop chasing the overlords accounts and getting into screaming matches in the comment sections. At least the latter results in him blowing up someones house occasionally, but it hurts to see him ruin his own reputation which he cherishes so much. Less of more here, really.

U - Uplift - how do they help you when you’re stressed or sad and vice versa?

When I'm sad it's cuddle time. He's fantastic at it, and his scales are much softer than they look. It's weird to feel his eyes blinking, but the pressure and attention feel wonderful after a bad day.

When he's sad or frustrated - I'll admit that I'm not the best at feelings things and would much rather offer practical solutions, he appreciates a second pair of eyes and opinions on his projects. I can compliment his engineering no end and belittle the bastards that made him feel workthless forever, so if I bitch whle we work it's a win-win.

S - Story - see above.

Thanks so much for asking!

[jslittlebirdie]

Hi, sorry to bother you. These past few days I’ve felt so disconnected from J and Eddie. Daydreaming almost doesn’t help me anymore. I miss them both, especially J, so so badly. Do you have any tips on ways to feel more connected with them? 🥺 Please and thank you. Have a good day💜

Hi dear anon🥺💕 You aren't bothering me at all, you are never a bother. I'm always happy to help when I can. First of all, I totally understand how you feel. It's the same for me, to be honest. And it sucks and hurts a lot.

But I want you to know that J and Eddie love you so so much and they will never ever, under any circumstances leave you. Okay? They miss you too and they want to be together with you❤️

As for tips, I'm listing a few things I can think of right now that I'm doing myself. Also, if you want to talk or gush about them, my ask box and DMs are always open. I love hearing the thoughts of others💜 Anyway, I digress.

First, I recommend you watch a few scenes of J and Eddie. Personally, it helps me to hear their voices and just see them. There's a compilation on YouTube with all of J's scenes that I often watch or just play in the background to hear his voice.

Second, if you are on Tumblr more often or other platforms like AO3, then you could read x reader fics. There are many very good writers for J and Eddie here and there are good pieces for almost every scenario. To name one person, if you are looking for an in character and softer J, then I recommend fics by @ajokeformur-ray Erika is an amazing writer and a sweetheart🥺 She also writes wonderful fics for Eddie on her other blog @ghosttownwherenoonegoes

Third, especially for Eddie, it works for me when I hear music and certain songs that make me think of my f/os. It can be songs that are related to them in canon, like for Eddie it's Master of Puppets by Metallica. But it can be any other song that makes you think of them and gives you good feelings. Maybe for J, you could listen to The Dark Knight soundtrack. I do that a lot.

Fourth, if you can, you could get comfort items for your f/os. That can be anything that makes you think of them. Clothes, jewelry, stuffed animals, books, etc. You can try what works best for you. It's probably a little harder for J than for Eddie, but I personally wear rings for J and have a pillow that I sometimes hug for physical comfort. I also have their shirts that I wear sometimes. But it can also be something simple like using their signature colors. Anything that makes you think of them is good.

Fifth, you can create things for your f/os yourself. You could write down your daydreams. You could try to draw them, maybe even together with you. You could print out pictures of them and make collages or put them on your wall so you can see them and have them near you. You could start and design a journal or scrapbook. There are no limits to your creativity.

Sixth, you could try to specifically take time for yourself that you spend with your f/os. You could do things that you would do together with them. Like little dates. For Eddie, maybe you could go for walks, listen to music or read Lord of the Rings with him. Just things that are fun for both of you. I personally also like to imagine tinkering together with J. It's fun to imagine how different f/os would act and react in different situations.

These are the things I could think of right now. I hope that there is something that helps you. And I want you to know that if you have any more questions or just want to talk or gush, you can always talk to me💜 I don't bite, hehe🤭💕 And you never bother me! Again, J and Eddie love you so much. Both in their own special way. They adore you and they are so happy and grateful to have you in their lives🥺❤️ Take good care of yourself, dear anon🫂💜

[canonslut]

Most people report that my f/o would be a dom and most scenarios paint him as sadistic and degrading but I think they're really wrong (theyre valid tho I just think he as a person isn't one who would be like that, even if he has a "cruel" demon side) He's a sweetheart switch who is absolutely weak for me and would pamper me and treats every partner of his with the most respect and gentleness and sweetness even if he can be teasy smug cutie and he can get soo whiney and clingy for attention because he knows I can't resist him being cute and he gets very flustered when I initiate and tease him back

(Sorry for sending this so randomly I just saw your post about eddie and how he is with you vs how most people characterize him and it made me happy, I've been sad because I keep seeing the common characterization of my f/o be..that and it was making me doubt myself about how he is with me and my brain made me wonder if I was wrong about everything so.. thank you 🥺 it means a lot seeing you and your darlings happy and confident together.💜 Thanks for reading this you can delete this if you'd like)

you have nothing to apologize for, anon!!!!! 💗

I TOTALLY GET IT!!!!! it can be really frustrating and discouraging when it feels like everyone characterizes your F/O in a way that does not resonate with you at all. but!!! you're not wrong about anything!!!

there is nothin' wrong about us thinking of our F/Os in a way that nobody else does!!! it just means we see and feel them in a way that is completely unique to us!!! and i think that is so so so special!!!

there is not one person in this world that gets him like you do, anon!!! not one person who gets to see the same side of him that you do!!! which means!!! whatever he is like to you, with you, this soft and sweet and caring and clingy version of him, is right. you're right. you have nothing to doubt!!!

he sounds like a DREAM!!! i love that he is so attentive and affectionate with you, i love that he's not afraid to show you that he wants you, and i love that he gets flustered when you show him that you want him back!!! there is nothing BETTER!!!

thank you for supporting me and eddie and thank you for sharing with me and thank you for reminding me that i am not alone in this whole 'everyone characterizes my F/O differently' club!!! it means the world!!! i am sending you all my love!!! 💗

[rosesloveletters]

For the f/o takeover asks: 3,5 and 6 for Lion <3 love hearing you gush about him 🤍🤍

here's an f/o life update on my part:

Cas is off visiting family for the whole month (good for him <3), Jack's on some daring adventure again and Batsy (he hates that nickname lol) is busy keeping up with criminals so I've been spending time with Cowboy on the ranch. I've finally had the chance to do some yardwork and tend to the garden (it was a mess when I started) as we've turned most of the horses out to the big grass pastures 💚🌱 There's still horse-related stuff to do (you can't escape those on the ranch) as the horses don't spend whole days out at the pastures yet, it's a slow progress getting them used to grass again after winter. 🐎

sending hugs and good vibes your way ✨

Aw, hi Magda!! I love you, darling, thank you for asking about Lion💖 you're so freaking sweet ugh how did I get so lucky to have you in my life?

What are your pet names for one another?

mine for him: Lion is already a nickname and I mostly refer to him as such. However, sometimes I'll call him dandelion. the standard 'sweetheart' and 'baby' are favorites as well.

his for me: he is the only f/o who's allowed to call me rosie (that's what I'm called irl and I hate it) because I like the way he says it. he sometimes calls me his 'silly goose'. on occasion I'm 'his girl' or 'flower'.

What's something they do that you think is just absolutely adorable?

(what does he do that isn't adorable?) I think his sense of humor is one of the most adorable things about him. it is very innocent humor, but it never fails to make me laugh. sometimes all I need to cheer me up is hearing one of his jokes or watching him play around like a child. he's so adorable when he's laughing and happy; that is my favorite thing about him and something that fills me with joy to witness.

also, can I just say that he's so cute and little? I love that we are about the same height, give or take a couple inches, because it's just so 🥺🥺🥺 I love that he's such a little guy🥺🥺🥺 I don't mean it in any negative type of way; I love that about him so very much.

How intimate are you with one another?

I would say that Lion and I are intimate in the way that we have a deep understanding of each other because of similar experiences and personalities that compliment each other quite well. we don't have specific roles that we fulfill, but Lion appreciates that I take charge a lot in our relationship and direct him. I have to say that I am a bit more dominant than he is (and he can be a brat when he wants to be) and our sexual intimacy reflects that.

in terms of general intimacy, Lion and I are very, very close. we stick near each other most of the time and he likes to be around me when I am working. he's always curiously asking me what I'm doing and likes to be included. Lion has the habit of clinging to those he cares about and it's adorable how attached he is.

questions from: ROMANTIC F/O TAKEOVER ASKS

thank you so much for updating me on how things are with your f/os💖 sounds like your f/os are staying quite busy with themselves, but that is good to hear that you're happy for them and content with spending some time with your Cowboy💖💖 I'm certain there would be lots to do to care for a ranch! oh, wow, I'm happy you were able to take care of the garden!! yes, horse-related things are always bound to crop up on a ranch and it makes sense if they aren't spending the whole days out in pastures yet that there would still be a bit more to do. I bet it is very fulfilling to work alongside each other like that. Thank you so much for sharing this with me! It seems like you all must be doing very well and I am so happy for you~

things with my f/os are going okay: jakob and will haven't been around for a while, but I believe they're off searching for more tales that need to be told and trying to get their publishing/writing career going, so they're focusing a lot on that. terry is around a bit, but the one thing about my father is that he is always immersed in his work and he has been very busy managing his hotels because of it being summer. tony is around as well even though he keeps himself pretty busy doing goodness knows what; I imagine the business he's in is booming lmao. he is the only one of us who's enjoying the heat wave because he is so used to a hotter climate. lion spends his days with me, mostly, but he's quiet now because it's late. he's a morning person, whereas I am the opposite.

sending you lots and lots of love💖💖💖

[self-shipyard]

👄 🎟 🌹 ❤️ 🚨 🖍 💔

Hey Scarlet! Happy Valentine's Day to you and your F/Os and thank you for the asks!

I'll be putting all my answers under the cut since I went really sappy and long with my answers... Of course, what's Valentine's Day for if not for being sappy?

👄 Favorite type of kiss for you + f/o? 

Gh.ia and I are both fond of the type of kiss where we get to hold each other close and usually with one straddling the other's lap. Lots of closeness and kisses like it's oxygen... Hands caressing the other's face as though were trying to sink even deeper into the kiss... Good stuff

🎟 What Romantic movie would each of you choose?

Neither one of us have ever been really big on romantic movies! Though, we have been talking about watching a classic like "Singing in the Rain" or "An American in Paris". I think he'd really enjoy the music of those films! And we can kiss during the long musical parts

🌹 You surprise your f/o with flowers! What did you get them?

Gh.ia's favorite flowers are snowdrops! (In Italian, snowdrop is 'bucaneve', which is also his favorite nickname for me! I'm his snowdrop) So I gave him a nice big bouquet of snowdrops and red roses. He really likes it! You should have seen the way he blushed and buried his face into it before pulling me in for a kiss

❤️ What little actions help you and your f/o say “I Love You” without words?

Often times, the way we say "I love you" to each other without words comes in the form of touching and doing things for each other. It can be something as simple as a hand caressing the cheek or a packed lunch. Or it can be something like long cuddle and kiss sessions or using our stands to make grandiose gestures (like when Gh.ia made it snow for me back in December... Im still soft over that whole thing). Not a day goes by where we don't express our love through so many different ways

🚨 Babe alert! Did you or your f/o get any special outfit or underwear for the holiday?

Gh.ia did actually get me a new simple yet beautiful black cocktail dress! (He didn't have to get it, but he insisted on it... a persistent sweetheart) We'll be going out to dinner tonight so it'll be a great chance for me to wear it. I can already see his jaw dropping at the sight of me in it

(Also I may have gotten something for him, but that's a surprise for later)

🖍 What gifts did you and your f/o get each other?

I mentioned how I got him a bouquet, but I also got him a teddy bear plush! To be specific, a polar bear plush. It's very soft and cuddly, and it reminded me of him. Seeing his face light up when he held it was very cute

He got me flowers too! It's a full pink rose bouquet that has a very fragrant scent to it. (They're so pretty... like him! I just had to kiss him). He also got me a a box of my favorite kind of chocolate. I can't wait to share them with him after dinner

💔 Your f/o wrote you a letter—what does it say?

I did get a letter in my inbox from him yesterday! It made me feel all giddy inside, but I won't retype it here since I want to answer that one. Although, I just know he'd write me so many more...

"To my Snowdrop,

You know, I'm not experienced with celebrating Valentine's Day. I mean, I've seen other people do it, but I thought it was so dumb! It used to seem like such a damn pointless holiday to me and there was no real or good reason for me to celebrate it before.

Since you came into my life, this holiday gained a lot more meaning for me. The same can be said about a lot of holidays, actually; our love has made them way more meaningful. Suddenly I get why people get so excited, and I'm really excited to spend this day with you. I want to do so much with you for our first.

I've even planned out a dinner date for us to celebrate later. I'm hoping it goes well. You deserve to have this date go perfectly, and I'm not going to let anything fuck this up for you, damn it! That would really piss me off! I'm not about to let my wife have a shitty Valentine's Day!

... I'm getting off topic.

Of course, you always know how to make a positive experience out of a negative one, and you know how to calm me down. I've always admired your optimism and your peacefulness, among many, many, many other wonderful things about you.

I love you more than I can put into words, and I feel so lucky that we get to spend this holiday together.

Happy Valentine's Day

- Forever Yours, Ghiaccio ❤"

[crimson-moonflowers]

Make a self ship. I know your f/os would love you.

Youre a sweetheart and I cant see why anyone wouldn't like you including your faves.

Everytime we interact I am reminded sunshine exists and its you making it shine

First of all, thank you, you're really sweet 🥺

But it's just... hard to think of me with any of my faves, it even feels dumb for me to do so (though I have nothing against selfships).

For example, Kakyoin: the guy deseves a lot of love because of everything he lived and that's why I created Lia to be like she is. When I think of someone loving him the way he deserves and with him loving them back, Lia just pops into my mind, not me. (I'm not saying anything against people that selfships with him or that has their own Oc to ship with him, in case it ends sounding like that ^^')

I know I probably didn't explain this as I wanted, so I'm sorry about that (;ŏ﹏ŏ)

[ajokeformur-ray]

Hey, darling🥰❤ I'm so so sorry to hear that your mum makes you feel bad about yourself😔 You don't deserve this at all... I just want you to remember what an amazing, loving, helpful and incredibly smart person you are🌺💖 And please don't let anybody tell you otherwise!! All of your F/Os and I love you so so much and I am immensly proud of everything you do for your studies but also your blog🧡💛 If you ever want to talk or vent about anything, I'm here for you, sweetheart🥺❤

No one said anything bad to or about me, but... Gosh, I hope I'm not bothering you with my personal stuff... Today the new semester started for me and I'm really panicking. During the night I woke up every hour because I'm so worried about everything. There's this one lecture I'm immensly scared of because of my terrible programming skills. To be honest, I've skipped the lecture before because of that, but now I really need to do it. And I'm already feeling incredibly overwhelmed and dumb right now... *sigh* I wanted to watch TDK yesterday to try and calm myself down. But after the first few minutes I couldn't concentrate anymore and started crying. I'm craving for J, but I think I would only annoy the hell out of him by being so clingy and anxious...

Hi, honey!💗🥰

Oh, thank you, angel! 🥺 My mum just doesn’t think before she speaks, which isn’t great, and a lot of the time she’ll make a throwaway comment which touches one of my many nerves lmao I’m quite sensitive, I suppose. I never tell her when she makes me feel bad because doing so never changed anything in the past, so it won’t do any good to me now. There’s a reason I’ve had F/O parents since I was sixteen.🙃 

But anyway.

Thank you, thank you, thank you for such kind and loving words, darling. You always put such joy and warmth into my inbox and I can’t thank you enough for doing so!💗 You really are so kind, not just to me but to everyone you interact with and I hope that you’re receiving even some of that in kind! Thank you, angel, thank you so so much asdfghjk 🥺 J loves you so much and so do I and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise!💜 Thank you for being proud of me, that means the world to me! You’re working super hard too and I’m so, so proud of you, and I know that J is too.💙Thank you, angel, and if you ever want to vent or talk or anything, I’m here for you!!!!🌸❤

Oh, darling, I’m so sorry.😔

You are never a bother. Not ever. I am so proud of you for sending this in to me and for venting and reaching out. I am always here for you, angel, always. I’m so sorry that you’re panicking about the new semester starting, my love. It really is incredibly daunting to start a new term and I’m so sorry that your worry has been waking you up so frequently in the night.😔 I can really empathise, my love, because I have a really bad sleeping “schedule” and I keep waking up, too, or having nightmares which leave me not wanting to sleep. So I understand, darling, and I hope that as the days continue and you settle into the new semester, that things get easier for you. Take it all a day, even an hour at a time, and please take breaks, stay hydrated and eat regularly!💖

I’m so sorry that you’re skipped this one lecture because it scares you, honey. I’ve done the same in the past and I want to say that the longer you leave it, the worse it’ll be for you. What I mean when I say this is that the longer you leave this lecture, the harder it’s going to be to even think about it. Might I suggest that you get yourself a special treat, something you really want, as a reward for attending the lecture? It will act as an incentive and it’ll give you something to look forward to, as well. This reward can be a chocolate bar (though using food as a reward system is quite a slippery slope, so I wouldn’t recommend making it a regular thing), or a new notebook, a drawing, anything. You can do this, darling, and J and I are so proud of you!!!⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (Have some stars, my love, you deserve them!)

I’m so sorry to hear that you’re feeling so overwhelmed and stressed, darling. I can really empathise because I’m currently feeling the same way (I’m calming myself down by answering advice asks like this one ksksksk helping others is such a comforting thing to do and I enjoy it). Take it all a day at a time, honey, and know that you’re already doing amazingly. You are not dumb - don’t you dare talk to yourself like that, okay? You are very intelligent, not just academically but also emotionally, and you will get through this. It is scary at first, but take it slowly and don’t be afraid to ask for help if you need it, darling. Take care of you, darling, and know that I and others are here for you, and so is J!💗🥺

I’m so sorry that you started crying after you started to watch TDK, angel.😔That tells me just how emotional J is for you, but also how highly-strung you are and I’m so sorry that you’re so stressed, honey. It sounds like you really need J right now, and the last thing he would want is for you to push him away at a time when you most need him. No matter the F/O, they love you. I actually feel like J would be more annoyed if you didn’t cling to him, you know? He loves you, darling, and he’s there for you if you want him to be. Life’s hard enough as it is, and anything you can do to ease your own way is well worth doing. So cuddle into J - let him love you and help you. You deserve it and you’re worth it. 

I love you so so much, angel, and I’m so proud of you and I know that J is too.

Picture this, if you will:

J comes home and you immediately tear up as he comes into the room. He sighs to see you like this, his suspicions confirmed (so intuitive is he), and he approaches you with slow, measured footsteps.

“Awwh,” he coos mockingly, “What’s, ah - what’s bitin’ at’cha, doll? Hm?” He flops down beside you and wraps an arm around your shoulder, tugging you into his body. You squirm and try to get away, but J only holds you tighter. “A-ta-ta, no.” J doesn’t like it when you won’t let him hold you. He doesn’t like it one bit. “C’mon, talk to me. I got’cha.” J pressed a tender, lingering kiss to your temple, as if he wishes to soothe your raging mind from the outside, and you find yourself telling him everything.

J listens in absolute silence, making encouraging noises every time you seem like you’re going to cut yourself off, and when you’re done, J says, “I’m proud o’ya, you know that? This ain’t easy but ain’t that the fun of it, hm? Don’t let it get to ya’, doll. There’s real fight in you - so use it, hm? Ya’ got me. I ain’t goin’ nowhere.”

And, really... that’s the most romantic thing J could have said.