#taehyung slytherin

[jmdbjk]

Our little Slytherin

I'm really glad he's back home and he's already posted his trip pics on Instagram JUST LIKE US!

I love that his staff had fun with him too.

By the way, it looks like Jimin removed the period between the J and M on his Instagram handle:

An Army who works at the Harry Potter park was the one who gave him and his team the tour and she posted her experience on Twitter:

Tae arrived 30 minutes later and was all happy and wavey and doing silly things with his hands while walking through the airport. I don't blame him for being in such a great mood since got to spend so much time in France with Jennie.

EDIT: OH! AND I ALMOST FORGOT!!! UARMYHOPE IS BACK AND THE WORLD FEELS RIGHT AGAIN!!!

[catmingi]

[minyooon3012]

AU where Slytherin!Seokjin and Gryffindor!Namjoon have already been dating but Namjoon is from a muggle family and seokjin is from a pureblood family

(Based on a ff on ao3 I read called “the grass is always greener”)

They hang out in Nj’s common room because most of the gryffindors know Sj is chill even though they’re a bit iffy around him (but they all like Nj, so they get over it in time)

Nj sings muggle music to Sj when the latter’s stressed. Sj doesn’t really understand it, but loves the gesture nonetheless

They often bicker for their “house pride” (slytherin x gryffindor rivalry) but every “fight” ends up with lots of kisses

Seokjin has only worn red ONCE and he’s never going to live it down

“Babe, remember that time you fell asleep in my sweater-” “Shut up.”

They’ve had several movie marathons at Namjoon’s house during the summer, often staying up all night —“who’s that?”; “Brad Pitt; “why’s he there?”; “he’s an actor.”; “what’s that?”

Nj is really good at potions and herbology while Sj is (surprisingly, because he’s not in the team) really good at quidditch and transfiguration

They haven’t had much time to see eachother ever since Sj became head boy but he asked for a special curfew to hang out in the common room when lights are off, whispering and giggling as quietly as possible

Sj wasn’t allowed to eat candy growing up so he always takes some out of his boyfriend’s stash when he can (not that Nj minds, he actually finds it very, very amusing)

They both have a lot of winter clothes but because Nj loves it and I literally can never wait for winter I wanna go to hogsmeade jin and Sj hates winter so much because he gets cold easily (it also doesn’t help that his common room is freezing during cold seasons)

Nj is a huge softie and such a romantic, literally every other gryffindor student in his year is always complaining

“Another letter? Dude, come on, you saw him two days ago!”

They sneak out at every Yule ball after 1-2 hours to hang out with their friends or go somewhere less crowded

Sj hates dancing except for the Yule ball, because that’s when he has his boyfriend to himself

Nj absolutely loves the view from the slytherin common room (and yes, by view I mean the aquarium. Fish.)

“What do you mean you grew up without David Bowie?!”; “Namjoon, i don’t know who that is!”

^^Sj surprised Nj on his birthday by playing a David Bowie song on the guitar

They shared their first “I love you”s in the astronomy tower

Nj often references pop culture stuff just to piss Sj off

“I didn’t use accio, just the force”; “what force??? What do you MEAN???”; “I’m Darth vader-”

[lilprincegoo]

Official Courtship Rituals for the Pureblood Wizard by cblaire

taehyung/jungkook

Alternate Universe - Hogwarts, Misunderstandings, Miscommunication, Humor, Fluff, Light Angst, Idiots in Love, idiots to lovers

25.8k words

rating: T

The Hogwarts AU where Taehyung’s a pureblooded Slytherin who falls for Jungkook, a muggleborn Gryffindor. When Taehyung gifts him a dark artifact as part of pureblood courting rituals, Jungkook, who knows nothing of pureblood culture, thinks Taehyung is out to curse him. Needless to say, he's terrified. Oops.

[lilacmingi]

MASTERLIST 🦇

ALL WORKS ARE 14+ ONLY! PLEASE DO NOT READ OR INTERACT IF YOU’RE UNDER 14. NO SPAM-LIKING PLS

☆ HONGJOONG

The Goat | Hongjoong x fem reader, Mingi x fem reader Outlaw AU

Secret Santa | Fashion designer!Hongjoong x fashion designer!fem reader

Runaway | Pirate!Hongjoong x pirate!fem reader

Polyjuice Potion | Ravenclaw!Hongjoong x Ravenclaw!fem reader Hogwarts AU

A Quest for Love | Half-orc!Hongjoong x Elf!fem reader D&D/fantasy AU

Hades | Hades!Hongjoong x fem reader Disney Villains AU

☆ SEONGHWA

Scrooge | Grumpy Seonghwa x Christmas enthusiast!fem reader

Nights Like These | Seonghwa x fem reader drabble

Streets of Night City | Seonghwa x fem reader, Yeosang x fem reader Outlaw AU

Captive | Pirate!Seonghwa x fem reader

Stargazing | Hufflepuff!Seonghwa x Gryffindor!fem reader Hogwarts AU

Maleficent | Maleficent!Seonghwa x Princess!fem reader Disney Villains AU

Towards The Light | Sith!Seonghwa x Jedi!fem reader Star Wars AU

☆ YUNHO

Snowman | Snowman!Yunho x fem reader

Pillaged | Pirate!Yunho x barkeep!fem reader

Outlaw Customs | Yunho x fem reader, Jongho x fem reader Outlaw AU

Home for the Holidays | Hufflepuff!Yunho x Hufflepuff!fem reader Hogwarts AU

Captain Hook | Captain Hook!Yunho x fem!reader Disney Villains AU

Second Chances | Best friend!Yunho x fem reader [NEW]

☆ YEOSANG

A Christmas Wish | Cheer elf!Yeosang x fem reader

Streets of Night City | Seonghwa x fem reader, Yeosang x fem reader Outlaw AU

My Treasure | Pirate!Yeosang x Princess!fem reader

Trading Cards & Chocolate Frogs | Ravenclaw!Yeosang x Ravenclaw!fem reader Hogwarts AU

Evil Queen | Evil Queen!Yeosang x fem reader Disney Villains AU

☆ SAN

Playtime | Moondrop!San & Sundrop!Wooyoung x fem reader FNAF AU

Mall Elf | Mall employee!San x mall elf!fem reader

My Gem | Pirate!San x pirate!fem reader

The Boxing Ring | San x fem reader, Wooyoung x fem reader Outlaw AU

Quidditch Championship | Slytherin!San x Slytherin!fem reader Hogwarts AU

Cruella de Vil | Cruella!San x boutique owner!fem reader Disney Villains AU

☆ MINGI

The Goat | Hongjoong x fem reader, Mingi x fem reader Outlaw AU

Elf in Training | Elf!Mingi x elf!fem reader

Beached | Pirate!Mingi x Siren!fem reader

Niffler Nabbing | Slytherin!Mingi x Hufflepuff!fem reader Hogwarts AU

Dr. Facilier | Dr. Facilier!Mingi x fem reader Disney Villains AU

☆ WOOYOUNG

Playtime | Moondrop!San & Sundrop!Wooyoung x fem reader FNAF AU

The Boxing Ring | San x fem reader, Wooyoung x fem reader Outlaw AU

Rosy | Elf!Wooyoung x Elf!fem reader

The Hourglass | Pirate!Guerilla!Wooyoung x fem reader

Forbidden Forest | Slytherin!Wooyoung x Gryffindor!fem reader Hogwarts AU

Hyena | Hyena hybrid!Wooyoung x fem reader Disney Villains AU

☆ JONGHO

Grinch AU | Grinch!Jongho x Martha May Whovier!fem reader

Outlaw Customs | Yunho x fem reader, Jongho x fem reader Outlaw AU

Stowaway | Pirate!Jongho x stowaway!fem reader

Opposites Attract | Gryffindor!Jongho x Slytherin!fem reader Hogwarts AU

Gaston | Gaston!Jongho x librarian!fem reader Disney Villains AU

☆ OT8

Living with 8 Vampires | Vampire!ATEEZ x fem reader

⤷ Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 [this series is my baby and I want it to be perfect so I take my time writing each part. Part 2 literally took me over a year to finish oof. Hopefully the next parts don’t take that long but regardless, pls be patient with me]

When You’re On Your Period | ATEEZ x fem reader

☆ JUNGKOOK

Through Thick and Thin | Vampire!Jungkook x human!fem reader

☆ JIMIN

Change of Heart | Vampire!Jimin x human!fem reader

☆ YOONGI

Flowers In Your Hair | Yoongi x fem reader drabble

Not So Bad | Vampire!Yoongi x human!fem reader

☆ TAEHYUNG

Lost Control | Vampire!Taehyung x human!fem reader

☆ NAMJOON

Blood Bags | Vampire!Namjoon x human!fem reader

☆ HOSEOK

Different | Vampire!Hoseok x Vampire Hunter!fem reader

☆ JIN

The Invite | Vampire!Jin x human!fem reader

☆ OT7

Alice in Wonderland AU | BTS x fem reader

⤷ Intro | Part 1: Jungkook | Part 2: Jimin | Part 3: Yoongi | Part 4: Taehyung | Part 5: Namjoon | Park 6: Hoseok | Part 7: Jin | Finale separate endings linked in the finale

☆ CHAN

Houseguest | Vampire!Chan & Vampire!Hyunjin x fem reader

Cherry Chapstick | Chan x fem reader drabble

Full Moon | Werewolf!Chan x Vampire!fem reader

☆ CHANGBIN

Pool Hall | Changbin x fem reader

Irresistible | Changbin x fem reader drabble

Fuzzy Socks | Changbin x fem reader drabble

Late Night Ramen | Changbin x fem reader drabble

☆ HYUNJIN

Houseguest | Vampire!Chan & Vampire!Hyunjin x fem reader

My Muse | Hyunjin x fem reader drabble

Bound To You | Shinigami!Hyunjin x human!fem reader Death Note AU

☆ JISUNG

Stupid Cupid | Cupid!Jisung x fem reader

☆ GUNIL

Drum Lessons | Gunil x fem reader

☆ JOOYEON

Practice Room Kisses | Jooyeon x fem reader drabble

Updated: 11/13/2024 [NEW: Yunho - Second Chances]

These works are my own ideas. DO NOT steal, copy, repost, alter, or translate my works in any way! All forms of plagiarism are PROHIBITED and will not be tolerated

[wastingmylifesecondatatime]

UPDATE: 16.01.2024

NOTE: You can find other masterlists in  my mother masterlist

I have updated the following masterlists:

Criminal Minds Masterlist - One Shots/Drabbles

Bucky Barnes Masterlist

Golden Trio Era - Slytherin

BTS Poly Masterlist

Park Jimin Masterlist

Genshin Impact Masterlist

Kim Taehyung Masterlist

Min Yoongi Masterlist

Jung Hoseok Masterlist

Twilight Masterlist

Volturi Masterlist

Black Butler Masterlist

[bangtanfanfiction]

all rights reserved © bangtanfanfiction - do not repost, translate, or claim as your own.

Welcome my fellow witches and wizards!

This is an archive of stories about seven friends and their magical journeys as students and wizards.

ps; If you happen to know them, they have explicitly suggested to take the details with a grain of salt and refer to Peeves for further questions...

→ don't let the muggles get you down! || one shot series

status: in progress

→ genre: adventure, romance, fluff, angst, smut ↳ Hogwarts au

A/N: All these stories take place the same Hogwarts universe

→ Read here

♢ Pairing: Namjoon x f!Reader

♢ Word count: 3.1k

♢ Genre: fluff, humor, suggestive content

⌲ Description: You never expected the nerdy seventh-year Ravenclaw boy by the name of Namjoon to have flirting skills rivaling that the likes of world known Quidditch players

A/N: Rewrite planned.

→ Read here

♢ Pairing: Slytherin!Jimin x f!Reader

♢ Word count: 12k

♢ Genre: fluff, humor

⌲ Description: Park Jimin was a nuisance to your existence. Even though he didn't know it. He was just so perfect in everything he did that it drove you mad. You weren’t known for being the jealous type, so why did everything about Park Jimin aggravate you so much?

A/N: Heavy re-editing planned.

→ Read here

♢ Pairing: Yoongi x Female!Reader 

♢ Word count: 16.6k (Idk how this happened okay)

♢ Genre: Angst, fluff, strangers to lovers, arranged marriage, slight slowburn, smut 

⌲ Description: Min Yoongi - The 7th year Slytherin student notorious for his cold and indifferent personality, and not to mention his anti-social tendencies. What was it about him that made you so curious?  - Warnings: swearing, some finger action

♢ Pairing: Hufflepuff! Taehyung x Wallflower f!Reader 

→ status: TBA

♢ Genre:

⌲ Description: TBA

♢ Pairing: Quidditch Instructor!Seokjin x Prof!Reader 

→ status: TBA

♢ Genre: enemies-to-lovers, academic-rivals, fluff, humor, smut

⌲ Description: TBA

♢ Pairing: Ravenclaw!Jeongguk x Female!Reader 

→ status: TBA

♢ Genre: bestfriends-to-lovers, angst, fluff, humor

⌲ Description: TBA

♢ Pairing: Hufflepuff!Hoseok x Female!Reader

→ status: TBA

♢ Genre: strangers-to-lovers, fluff, angst, smut

⌲ Description: TBA

Is there a posting schedule?

Nope, not at all lmao. Just like my Tales of Times masterlist, these will be posted whenever I have the time to write. This can be once a week, to once a year. Who knows.

If you want to be on the taglist, comment down below!

[arosesstorm]

bts in Harry Potter ⚯͛ ▕⃝⃤ ϟ 9¾

You might belong in Gryffindor, Where dwell the brave at heart, Their daring, nerve, and chivalry Set Gryffindors apart;

Captain of the quidditch team, he and jimin are best friends even if the duo couldn't be more different. A hopeless romantic, denies jimin the pleasure of taking him on his love haunts. Smart in school, loyal and kind, he is the perfect boy, and you noticed, dear Merlin if you did. Since Jimin had introduced you both, you seemed to stumble upon him everywhere you went, only to realize, in front of a butterbeer that you both have fallen hopelessly in love.

Plays Beater in Quidditch, he and his bff jungkook are the power couple of the School. He's a player, the worst, famous for having broke so many hearts it's hard to say his name around the Castle without hearing a girl cry. Proud Gryffindor, he has colored his hair bright red for his house once and liked it so much he decided to just keep it.

Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw, if you've a ready mind, Where those of wit and learning, Will always find their kind;

The smartest of his house, he's the brightest achievement of the Revenclaws' since its foundation. Headboy, captain of the quidditch team, is also known for being the number one answer when asked people about their first crush at Hogwarts; if you say you never thought about Kim Namjoon as your lover, you're lying.

Or perhaps in Slytherin You'll make your real friends, Those cunning folks use any means To achieve their ends.

Looks tough, has a soft spot: you. Befriending the boy in your second year, you both have grown inseparable; surviving your teenage years with him by your side had you know one thing: people should know better than to mess with you. Your ride or die honestly.

Looks innocent, is lethal. Hates quidditch and everyone who plays it. Gives this mysterious, narcissistic boy vibe; bad for him, you're worse. Being the first who had the guts of talking back to him when he was being petty, he liked you instantly, but it's not like he can tell you, so you're stuck in this enemies-who-wish-to-be-lovers thing. People call you Queen and King of Slytherin, you can't change my mind.

You might belong in Hufflepuff, Where they are just and loyal, Those patient Hufflepuffs are true And unafraid of toil;

You thought Hufflepuff were lame till you met this boy; still shocked that he wasn't sorted into Slytherin you catch him one day petting a Thestral in the forbidden forest, a smile on his face and suddenly you realize why. Getting to know Kim Taehyung had been a dark and difficult ride, but once you're in, you can't seem to come out. You can't think of a person who knows you better than this boy.

Sweetest boy you know, once helped you with your transfiguration's spells and still takes the blame for having turned the professors' pet into a pot. After that incident you engraved his name on the left side of your heart; there was no way you were not gonna become best friends after this.

© 2023 of Mia (arosesstorm). All Rights Reserved.

[borahaerhy]

Sorting the BTS Members into Hogwarts Houses bc I can

My credentials: I have two hyper fixations in my life, the only two things I actually care about, the only two things I spend all day and night thinking about and they are: Harry Potter and BTS.

Without further ado, here is how I would sort them

THERE ARE ONLY TWO THAT I AM CERTAIN OF, ONLY TWO THAT I AM ABSOLUTELY POSITIVE THAT THEY ARE IN THESE HOUSES AND THEY ARE: 

Jung Hoseok: Hufflepuff

Where tf else would he go

Sweetie pie

Chill

Always trying to be nice to everyone and make everyone seem loved and appreciated 

Possibly a stoner 

OBSCENELY humble and cool 

Mom Friend™

Min Yoongi: Slytherin

Smart as fuck

Knows what he’s good at and doesn’t need any validation whatsoever 

Not unwilling to cheat in order to win a game 

Along that note: Competitive 

EXTREMELY prideful in where he came from

Confident 

NOW AS FOR THE NEXT TWO, I AM FAIRLY CERTAIN ON WHAT HOUSE THEY WOULD BE PLACED IN, BUT I COULD SEE ARGUMENTS MADE FOR OTHERS. THEY ARE: 

Kim Seokjin: Gryffindor (?)

Cool Guy™

Funny, class clown type 

Studies well, but prefers to do just about anything else 

Competative, but moreso in theory

Like he goes to all the quidditch matches and screams so loudly for his team, and talks made shit on whoever they’re playing against, but would never actually play the sport. 

Overly Confident 

HOWEVER

I could literally see him being sorted into any of the houses and it making sense. 

Hufflepuff? 

Sure, he’s a chill guy. 

Prefers to spend his time relaxing rather than doing things

Has known how to sneak into the kitchens since first year, and does it almost nightly. 

Ravenclaw? 

Why not? He’s smart and works hard 

Dad jokes are basically cheesy riddles, so he can get into the common room no problem 

Would probably be studying anything other than what’s been assigned to him. 

Slytherin? 

He might not fit in perfectly, but the traits are there

Smart mouthed and overly confident 

Doesn’t need validation from anyone 

Competative - very okay with cheating/lying in order to win the game 

It’s all in the name of fun, right? 

He could be literally any of them bro idek at this point.

Kim Taehyung: Hufflepuff

All for chilling the fuck out

Sporatically hyper 

Also possibly a stoner 

Doesn’t like when others are left out 

LOVES ANIMALS 

Also class clown vibes but more like he just wasn’t paying attention and was accidentally funny when he was called on

BUT I could see the argument for Ravenclaw:

So smart bro 

Would have an absolute blast with the riddles 

Probably loves researching niche topics that have nothing to do with anything but he’d much rather know if polyjuice potion would give it’s user the same ailments as the person they’re becoming than complete the essay McGonogall assigned two weeks ago 

You can’t really tell if he's just really smart or a little crazy (affectionate) 

NOW, WE MOVE ONTO THE BANE OF MY EXISTANCE, FOR HE IS SPLIT DEADASS DOWN THE MIDDLE BETWEEN TWO HOUSES, AND I CANNOT FOR THE LIFE OF ME DECIDE WHICH ONE IS MORE ACCURATE. I PRESENT TO YOU: 

Park Jimin: Slytherin/Hufflepuff

He’s a Slytherin because: 

Smart, but make it mischievous 

Knows exactly how to get what he wants 

Very sure of himself 

C O M P E T A T I V E 

Get’s top grades and will tell everyone about it 

Generally not unwilling to cut a bitch 

But he’s a Hufflepuff because:

The most loyal and empathetic man to maybe have ever existed 

Will do anything to make his friends/loved ones happy 

There are more important things than academics (still gets top grades though)

Generally not unwilling to cut a bitch 

AND FINALLY, THIS LAST SECTION COULD’VE GONE INTO THE SECOND SECTION JUST FINE, BUT I’M PETTY AND DISAGREE WITH NAMJOON’S SORTING DECISIONS (that he made like 7 years ago) AND LIKE I CAN SEE HIS POINT BUT HE’S SO WRONG. FINALLY, AT LONG LAST, WE HAVE: 

Jeon Jungkook: Ravenclaw/Gryffindor 

He’s a Ravenclaw because: 

Very smart, and he definitely prides himself on it to some degree

A true Jack of all Trades 

Wants to be the best at everything, and is very willing to work towards getting it

Namjoon said he’d be a Ravenclaw (and who am I to argue with Joonie?) 

But he’s a Gryffindor because: 

Outwardly, he’s the most Gryffindor person you could get 

Competative 

Athletic 

Academically driven 

Popular Jock type 

A mischievous little shit 

Seriously, would make the Marauders proud 

But he would take the house cup so fucking seriously guys 

I cannot stress that enough 

If they lost even one of the years he attended Hogwarts

He’d never let it go. It would keep him up at night for years to come 

(And I feel like that’s a very Gryffindor trait)

(Turns out I’m very willing to argue with Joonie. Sorry, babe)

Note: Regardless of all of this, I think it'd would be hilarious if Jungkook was still sorted into Ravenclaw. He's just outwardly extremely Gryffindor, bringing complete chaos and unprecedented success to Ravenclaw that they haven't seen in centuries. 10/10 concept.

SPEAKING OF JOON: 

Kim Namjoon: Gryffindor/Ravenclaw 

He’s a Gryffindor Because: 

Outrageous amounts of leadership potential 

Because Namjoon said he’d be a Gryffin– damn I already made that joke

But he’s a Ravenclaw because: 

Do I really have to say it? 

The smartest person I’ve never met 

An actual genius 

Would get top grades but only because he’s smart so everyone expects him to 

Would much rather be researching literally anything else 

Animagi 

Unicorns

The Philosopher's Stone

Literally anything because he’s in a magic school and anything’s possible 

(He would also be muggleborn, but that’s more of my own headcannon)

Really couldn’t give a fuck less about Quidditch 

Or winning the house cup 

Wtf is house pride? I’m just here to read, man

ALSO, in my PROFESSIONAL OPINION, he would really fw Divination, and I generally just don't think Gryffindor's really do, because it's so theoretical.

If you have any other points that I've overlooked please let me know, I love talking about this kind of shit.

[abcthv9795]

"Stars and Hippogriffs" by aureumie on ao3

•Taekook

•Astronomy Professor Taehyung

•Magizoologist Jeongguk

•Harry Potter AU

•Slytherin Taehyung

•Hufflepuff Jeongguk

•Newt Scamander Jeongguk

•Fluff

•May contain some smut

[hisunshiine]

hisunshiine’s 2022 Stories

Running List of my fics posted in 2022. Top of the list is December 2022 and goes back through January of 2022.

❀ tri-wizard trials | myg (m)

slytherin!yoongi x gryffindor!reader — hogwarts!au; (12.26.2022)

❀ late night talking | kth (m) [2/3]

taehyung x reader — camboy!au; (11.22.2022)

❀ daydreaming | kth (m) [1/3]

taehyung x reader — camboy!au; (11.19.2022)

❀ whims & inconsistencies series | ksj (m) COMPLETED [7/7]

seokjin x poc reader — SERIES; victorian era!au; (11.04.2022)

❀ cures for idiosyncrasies | jjk (m) 

jungkook x reader — victorian era!au spin-off of wai; (09.30.2022)

❀ an angel’s mistake | jjk knj (m) 

jungkook x reader, past namjoon x reader — idol!au; (09.29.2022)

❀ ship happens! part of The Seven Seas | myg (m) 

yoongi x reader —cruise ship!au; (09.06.2022)

❀ happier | myg (pg-13)

yoongi x reader —lovers to exes & ANGST; 845 words (05.16.2022)

❀ eternal night: part of the everlast series

taehyung x OC —unrequited love & vampire au; 3.8k (05.08.2022)

❀something in the heir

jungkook x reader — non-royals palace au; 1.6k (02.16.2022) 

❀ in flagrante delicto 

jimin x reader — lawyer au; 12.4k (01.21.2022)

  

↳ All of my fics written in 2021 (i think) can be found HERE

masterlist | fic updates

THANK YOU FOR READING! ♡

[ugh-yoongi]

How delulu are you for the BTS members: ranked list or bulleted reasons.

Also, you're awesome and I hope that every time you use a vending machine, the universe gives you an extra snack. <3

that is borderline the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me, nonnie. i hope you always get an abundance of bag fries.

here is your requested ranking:

jeon jungkook — self explanatory. i'm doing horrendous and i'm doing it publicly which is just... sad. the most pathetic anyone has ever been.

min yoongi — i just want to hold his hand and talk about architecture and interior design with him which is arguably less weird than whatever shit i think about jungkook, but. you know. still delulu. and then the d-day tour happened and i feel like i've been some degree of comatose since february. this has only been toned down bc he's dragging his bf around everywhere and reminding me how off-limits he is.

kim namjoon — i haven't forgotten about him being a slut in that turtleneck and i never will. something in my dna got altered that day.

kim seokjin — i am mostly normal about him just bc he is my comfort person but then sometimes he posts a shirtless pic on instagram and there's no containing me. kim seokjin i am in your walls never forget.

jung hoseok — idk man. 3-5 are tied. hobi with the painted nails and long hair at lolla exuding absolute monster cock energy? kill me.

kim taehyung — anyone who says they aren't even a little bit delulu over him is lying. the aries moon energy he exudes is just......... i need me a man who will threaten to shoot someone with a poison dart to defend my honor.

park jimin — listen. i know what you're thinking. jewel how could you rank jimin last have you seen him. yes, i have seen him. i have also seen his chaotic slytherin libra gremlin energy and let me tell you, me and park jimin are the same person. we would fight. he would pull my hair. not in the sexy way. i love him and he's a beautiful ethereal gender god but i need to have some degree of self-preservation here.

[lavientae]

very tempted to write a harry potter au where taehyung is a slytherin death eater sort of like draco malfoy. so like very angsty backstory but he falls in love with a ravenclaw yn whose mum is a muggle so like forbidden love vibes kinda. they are also both natural-born occlumens and they train together or something bc they are forced to. but also lots of enemies to lovers feels. tae is a sad boy, oc a sad girl but they find comfort in each other's arms. :(

[011401]

TAGS—• (in construction)

— SEATED!

KPOP:

NCT

NCT DREAM

MARK LEE

HUANG RENJUN

LEE JENO

LEE DONGHYUCK

NA JAEMIN

ZHONG CHENLE

PARK JISUNG

NCT 127

MOON TAEIL

JOHNNY SEO

LEE TAEYONG

NAKAMOTO YUTA

KIM DOYOUNG

JEONG YOONOH

KIM JUNGWOO

WAYV

QIAN KUN

CHITTAPHON LEECHAIYAPORNKUL

DONG SICHENG

XIAO DEJUN

WONG KUNHANG

LIU YANGYANG

TXT

CHOI SOOBIN

CHOI YEONJUN

CHOI BEOMGYU

KANG TAEHYUN

HUENING KAI

BTS

KIM NAMJOON

KIM SEOKJIN

MIN YOONGI

JUNG HOSEOK

PARK JIMIN

KIM TAEHYUNG

JEON JUNGKOOK

SEVENTEEN

CHOI SEUNGCHEOL

YOON JEONGHAN

JOSHUA HONG

WEN JUNHUI

KWON SOONYOUNG

JEON WONWOO

LEE JIHOON

LEE SEOKMIN

KIM MINGYU

XU MINGHAO

BOO SEUNGKWAN

HANSOL VERNON CHWE

LEE CHAN

ENHYPEN

LEE HEESEUNG

PARK JONGSEONG

SIM JAEYUN

PARK SUNGHOON

KIM SEONWOO

YANG JUNGWON

NISHIMURA RIKI

ATEEZ

KIM HONGJOONG

PARK SEONGHWA

JEONG YUNHO

KANG YEOSANG

CHOI SAN

SONG MINGI

JUNG WOOYOUNG

CHOI JONGHO

THE BOYZ

LEE SANGYEON

JACOB BAE

KIM YOUNGHOON

LEE JAEHYUN

LEE JUYEON

KEVIN MOON

CHOI CHANHEE

JI CHANGMIN

JU HAKNYEON

KIM SUNWOO

ERIC SOHN

RiiZE

OSAKI SHOTARO

SONG EUNSEOK

JUNG SUNGCHAN

PARK WONBIN

HONG SEUNGHAN

LEE SOOHEE

LEE CHANYOUNG

STRAY KIDS

CHRISTOPHER BAHNG

LEE MINHO

SEO CHANGBIN

HWANG HYUNJIN

HAN JISUNG

FELIX LEE

KIM SEUNGMIN

YANG JEONGIN

ZEROBASEONE

MEDIA

SPIDER-MAN UNIVERSE

PETER PARKER

BATMAN UNIVERSE

BAT-FAMILY

BRUCE WAYNE

DICK GRAYSON

JASON PETER

TIMOTHY JACKSON

DAMIAN WAYNE

DUKE THOMAS

LUCAS "LUKE" FOX

TERRANCE "TERRY" MCGINNIS

JEAN-PAUL VALLEY

ANTAGONISTS

THE JOKER

THE RIDDLER

LEX LUTHOR

CATWOMAN

POISON IVY

HARLEY QUINN

JASON TODD (RED HOOD)

THE HUNGER GAMES

PEETA MELLARK

FINNICK ODAIR

CORIOLANUS SNOW

HARRY POTTER

SLYTHERIN BOYS

THEODORE NOTT

TOM RIDDLE

BLAISE ZABINI

REGULUS BLACK

MATTHEO RIDDLE

LORENZO BECKSHIRE

DRACO MALFOY

ANIME

[minisugakoobies]

If you had to cast all of the members in a reboot of Daria, who would they be?

-Bloobs

Bloobs, you brilliant butterfly, what a great question. Let's dive in. 💕

Daria - I went back and forth on this one for a while. Daria's sharp. She recognizes just how ridiculous existing is. She's deeply sarcastic and cynical. I was torn between Yoongi and Jin for Daria, but I think ultimately Jin's too animated (lol) for this character. So Yoongi it is.

Jane - So that freed Jin up to be Jane. Think about it: they're both very independent and very confident. Jane's just as witty and cutting as Daria but she's a lot louder about it. Plus, Jane and Jin are both the babies of their families. Also, they know how to rock a red blazer.

Quinn - Jimin. First thought best thought. Jimin's every bit as pretty as Quinn. He's also just as shrewd. One of the things I love about Quinn is how everyone underestimates her. But beneath that shiny veneer is a scheming mind, always calculating the best way to become the queen bee at school. We all know Jimin's a Slytherin. He's also a Quinn.

Kevin - Jungkook. I'm sorry, babe. 🤣 Kevin's not a bad guy (from what I remember), he's just not the brightest. He's a big dumb jock overflowing with energy and excitement and the desire to WIN. Please understand, I don't think Jungkook is dumb! But I think he could very easily slip into this role. (I know this gif isn't him playing football but like… look at him go 🤣)

Jodie - Had to be Namjoon. Overachiever, smart as fuck, determined to accomplish every goal she sets for herself. But also feels a lot of pressure to live up to her high standards. Even though she and Daria sometimes disagree, they still have tremendous respect for one another.

Trent - Come on. Taehyung, right? The dark hair and gravelly voice. A true visionary, devoted to his art. Always in his own world, but also easily distracted. Someone Daria would be drawn to even if it would never work.

Helen Morgendorffer - MILF HOBI I'M NOT EVEN SORRY

[yoonia]

Hey Dia! I’d like to share more stuff I talked about in my last message (the seven deadly sins au) if it’s fine. Fair warning, I’m gonna send more than one ask related to this fic, so be on the lookout lol.

For Lust, I’ve been thinking about casting Taehyung. I do like Jimin being associated with the same sin but I thought of doing something different and just to make it less predictable (like with EANA). Also idk if I’m the only one but I feel like Tae and Jimin give different vibes when they’re depicted as the sin of lust, not that it’s bad of course. Idk how I can explain it though.

In this story, OC here feels lonely because everyone she knows is dating someone except her. The thing is though, she has a fear of commitment and intimacy (because trauma). So one night at a bar, OC meets Taehyung and sleeps with him that same night. And for a while, OC would regularly visit and spend time with him and the 2 of them would explore all kinds of kinks. But the problem is that their whole relationship revolves around sex and nothing else, (which is shallow and superficial obviously). But they both realize that eventually. For Taehyung, he realizes he’s never learned how to form genuine connections with ordinary humans (despite wandering the earth for several years). And for OC, she realizes she needs to love herself before loving others. She only wanted to “date” Taehyung because she felt left out and didn’t know (or see) her self worth. And she only likes the idea of being in love.

I came up with this storyline in particular because when I watched that one video I mentioned from my last message, it explains how lust stems from loneliness. And I just think that’s something a lot of people can relate to. I’m ngl, idk if it’s just me (or maybe I don’t have as wide as a variety with reading fics as I thought lol) but I haven’t really seen lot of fics out there with realistic portrayals of friends with benefits relationships (and the side effects). Ig I’m just curious what it would be like to write one that shows the more unhealthy sides of those kinds of relationships. Not that it’s bad to write fics the way you want to of course (I really hope it doesn’t sound like I’m shaming anybody’s writing btw)

I actually have a rough draft that’s in progress rn but nothing’s set it stone yet. I like what I’ve written so far though😊

I'm sorry I always so late getting back to you but OMG you need to write this 😭😭😭 for real. I love it!

(ps. I'm answering your asks separately so I can respond more coherently since my brain is running slow after I got sick lol)

I can totally see what you meant about Tae and Jimin having different vibes if you want to relate them with Lust. I think it's similar to how people always see Jimin as somewhat a Slytherin, as he seems to have this mischievous and darker side that can be completely unpredictable, which is why he seems to be the perfect candidate for Lust. But you know, seeing Taehyung's most recent..."endeavours" (the thirst traps he constantly threw at us ever since he started Instagram, his photoshoots, his most recent release), he does have this bad boy side of him that feels a bit more like a frat boy-ish vibe which, I can totally see as Lust.

You always have different twists with your ideas, so they're always awesome and I love reading through them.

Back to your idea, I think it's great to challenge yourself with writing in a darker theme. People are often afraid of delving into heavy topics like unhealthy relationships because they know that readers often dive into fiction work looking for happy endings as their form of escape, but there are others (like me, heh) who love reading these types of stories. Yes, writing toxic relationships, cheating, or types of relationships you mentioned above, often takes you a bit too close to reality as they happen in real life, but that's actually the beauty of writing, you know? Bringing real topics that we meet in life into a story so we can truly "feel" it. Sometimes, reading about pain can be cathartic and healing for some, which is why angst fics still have many readers.

What I love about your idea for this story is how it challenges your characters to grow as people and to test whether or not they can communicate with each other in the story. While your challenge would be about bringing all of this to life (which seems fun, tbh. I love challenges).

I say continue polishing your rough draft and let your your idea grow. The way you write in bullet points (the way you sent the ideas for EANA to me) was one of the ways I often do when I brainstorm ideas. You'll probably end up fixing some plotholes and filling up the scenes once you continue going with it.

(ps. 2. if you're still on my Patreon, you can use my writing practice sheets to organize your ideas. I have some more of these sheets coming soon so I hope they can help you with developing this idea--and others)