#tacomlu red

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If you’re doing the Spotify wrapped thing maybe I offer 12?

You are far too nice, mercy has a price

It's the final crack, we're bound to break the ice now

[bird1ee]

Red Winter is Coming!

Day 15 of @tacom-literatureu-blog’s TACOMTober! The Red King is one of my fav characters in this series, and this drawing has been my favorite so far!

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OH MY GOODNESS ITS THEM!!!

Where do I even start

Red. Red my beloved oh my fucking GOODNESS his CROWN his STANCE he's amazing and looks ready to pounce!

PEARL!!! I'm very much in lesbians with your Pearl design, holy balls. She took on XORNOTH of course she's ready to throw hands with Red.

Impulse and Grian. Impulse holding Grian's arm. Grian looking pissed. And short. Little baby man.

RANBOO OH MY LORD. LOOK AT HIM. HE LOOKS SO WORRIED. I LOVE HIM IN YOUR STYLE OH MY FUCKING GODS.

Ash you've absolutely KILLED IT AGAIN!!! We LOVE your art so much, and can't wait for more! You're so talented and have been such a good friend ajd amazing supporter!!!!

The Red King vs. The Gilded Farmer

Been working on this for a few days, and I’m so glad I could get it finished! @tacom-literatureu-blog thanks for writing such great scenes yall!

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Sometimes a family is one immortal blood god, his vassals- one wolf and one blaze, his right hand arm- man- his silly rabbit, a hobbit he barely tolerates and a fucked up lil code creature that likes to eat mud

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I've been thinking of reading the tacomlu! What was your thoughts on it? Ive seen good things about it

tacomlu… there’s more letters there than i remember there being. take a chance on me… lu? i’m realizing this is not relevant uhh anyway,

i’ll admit “dsmp person gets isekai’d to hermitcraft for therapy” isn’t a preferred trope of mine, so i don’t think i’d have picked it up were it not recommended to me / were i not told the red king is somewhere in one of the sequels, cuz i love him. i’ve also only read the first one so i can’t speak for the later two

since it’s not a trope i pick up to read on my own, it’s not one id think of if you asked me to recommend dsmp fics i liked off the top of my head, but if you like that trope and these characters, you’d probably enjoy it. it has a lot of interesting concepts plus a generally compassionate read on the sympathetic characters

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(Credit @chambers003 )

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@chambers003 and I are gonna re-read Dog at the Door because,,,,we've kind of. Domesticated Red. Yes that means he's healing. Yes we still want him to go a little feral. - Patton

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The TACOMLU Hermit Tattoo post!

Have you ever wondered if the TACOMLU Hermits have tattoos? Well, wonder no longer! - Patton

Bdubs- a clock on his right shoulder (because 'it looked cool')

Cub- the concorp logo on his right peck, the pattern of Scar's wings across his neck

Doc- Tommy’s full birthday in binary code around the bicep of his lower right arm. If anyone asks, he says it's a recipe for pasta sauce

Etho- none (that anyone knows about)

False- eagle wings across the nape of her neck(was inspired by Cub's tattoo)

Gem- none (yet)

Grian-  the L'manburg flag on his ankle. It's rarely seen, and only Wilbur knows it's there

Hypno- a pocket watch sleeve up his arm

Impulse- the date he met Skizz across his collar bone

Iskall- a blooming rose matching with Stress on her shoulder

Jevin- you can't tattoo goop

Joe- Beetlejhost took over last time he tried to get a tattoo, so she's opting out for now

Keralis- xB's name in a heart on his bicep, Xisuma’s name in a heart on his hip

Mumbo- none but Niki is talking everyone in the Syndicate into getting matching tattoos

Pearl- half of a sunflower that matches with Sausage

Ren- Womb tattoo that says 'Papa K', Tramp stamp that says 'Docm77, a crescent moon over his heart, 'Season 4' in cursive across his arm

Scar- the concorp logo on his left thigh, Tommy’s birthday and the day Tommy disappeared on his right

Skizz- the date he met Impulse across his wrist above the 3 hearts every player has

Joel- none because he's a weenie who hates pain

Stress- at this point what part of her ISN'T tattooed. An entire sleeve of vines, roses, tulips, etc up both her arms, an Iskallium stone on the back of her left hand, her favorite constellation on her ankle, a heart on her cheek, the Hermitcraft logo across her tummy

Tango- a ravager head across his pelvis (yes it hurt like a bitch but Zed said it'd be cool)

Beef- none, but he will get one to commemorate TCG

Wels- none

xB- Papa K womb tattoo, guardian spikes down his spine

Xisuma- all the Hermits names across his back in cogs like a machine, a tramp stamp but only Keralis knows about it

Zedaph- a trophy to represent his Zedvancments

Cleo- they used to have SO MANY, and her favorite was a little ghostie on her wrist representing Joe, but after XD turned her into a gorgon they all disappeared

Lyarrah- a candle up her arm and a pair of goggles across her ankle

Zloy- a red feather on his wrist and a candle on his hip

Pix- the coordinates of The Vigil above his heart, a half burning candle up his leg, a hard-core heart to represent Phil on his right ankle, his parents and sisters names in candlescon his back, a red feather and a pair of goggles on each of his shoulders

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@chambers003 thank you for drawing my terrible idea

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Right. So. We have a google slide for this but the list of characters is Very Long because we’ve listed Basically Every Character In Every SMP Even Slightly Related To The TACOMLU Ever. You’re not getting that today. Also the google slides is formatted Not Great so you’re not getting the raw material. I think I quoted like half of ‘Diabolical’ on Wels’ slide and he’s only been mentioned like, once in passing. We do have lots of Wels lore though lol. Maybe next book wink

So today we’re just gonna focus on major characters! Starting with the time quartet.

Grian- previously a Parrot Avian, forced into being a Watcher. Now he’s both.

Mumbo- Netherborn Enderman that was taken at a young age to participate in the Blood God Arena. Managed to survive long enough to get out with Blood God status. Stole part of Grian’s soul and inherited wings and Watcher magic from that.

Martyn- Elf/Fae that became a champion of the Listeners. I am so sorry Martyn we’ll get more lore for you soon.

Jimmy- Born on Hardcore mode with sea monster genes that gave him cod-like features. After dying for the first time, became an omen, harbinger and angel of Lady Death, gaining canary wings around death or disaster. Ever since Grian and Wilbur’s deaths, the wings have not gone away. Also a champion of the Listeners, has different powers to Martyn.

The Red King- A Blood God that, instead of wandering the worlds like his peers, is summoned. The pledge he made in Third Life gave him a presence in the new Renchanting on the DSMP, and Niki willingly gave up one of her lives to give him a physical body. Usually takes the form of Rendog, a wolf hybrid, but can change at will to any of his other forms.

Tommy- fucked up little code creature Scar made accidentally back in season 6. This is the best and only way to describe Tommy.

Tubbo- Goat hybrid [REDACTED] Captain Sparklez, [REDACTED] and unknown, who we know is [REDACTED].

Ranboo- Ok I know this isn’t super relevant but like. When I asked this question to Patton the formula he came up with gave me 150% of a person. First draft of this guy’s heritage and he is 1.5 people. So that’s fun. Explains a few things about Ranboo. I’m just gonna stick with ‘a mix of a bunch of different Enderman heritages rolled into one person’ for now and we’ll see what happens.

Wilbur- Patton’s the Wilbur enjoyer not me so I honestly have no idea. Bird-Fridge-Demigod baby. Trans of gender. Human somehow. Ha! Everyone point and laugh at the human! The only human in the active TACOMLU apart from [REDACTED]! Ok I asked and apparently he ‘evolved like a pokemon’ and now he is an Avian. Elytrian > Human > Avian

Phil- Corvid Avian and angel of death. Also husband of death so that’s extra cool points. Born on Hardcore mode like Jimmy (who is older than him btw)

Techno- Piglin, Blood God, you know the usual stuff.

Quackity- Duck Avian that had his wings clipped at a young age.

Scar- Vex hybrid that was raised by Sirens.

Impulse- Netherborn Demon

Pearl- Patron of Gilded Helianthia, Moth hybrid, there’s something going on with the moon there too. Memories of Evo were removed to protect her. - Chambers

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TACOMLU! Red would try and therapize DATD! RK

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Who would win

One blood god, been around for millenia, an actual king with an enchanted axe whose found a new home on the Dreamsmp

Or one silly little capitalist who wants some shiny boots

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this question has been clawing at the walls of my skull for god knows how long but now i have lost enough dignity to ask it.

is red a scitties anti? like, does he completely hate scar or can he appreciate some good cleavage?

SCREAMING. CHAMBERS IS ASLEEP. BUT MY FUCKING GODS. THANK YOU FOR THIS.

P1nk. P1nk. P1nk. I have been stuck in a Sisyphusian loop of math questions and this question has stopped me from dropping out(/hj my dad would kill me). Thank you for restoring my faith in humanity.

To answer your question.

Red himself is almost always tits out. All his shirts have boob windows. They have either been pre ripped, or conveniently ripped. This man has TITS.

The number one qualifier to being a father figure of Tommy Innit is you have to have massive knockers. Phil, Red, Doc, Scar, Jimmy. They've all got big bazongas. Titties. Cleavage for days.

He does not hate the scitties. The scitties are the least of his concerns. - Patton

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Okay, new chapter. Lots of emotions going left and right.

Also, great cliffhanger! Can't wait for the continuation. I hope this all can be resolved without anybody dying.

I also noticed the sunflowers "sprouting between the ice" and that begs the questoin...

If Pearl had all of her's empires weapons (armour, sword etc...basically what she had against certain Demon), how much of a problem could she be for the Red King?

Does this answer your question