#oink asks

[liloinkoink]

I can't ?? Bet

BRUH

[homkamiro]

May a las as wee as me get a smear of scout tf2 torture art?? please sir???

Oh you poor thang. Come, get your supper, come here

TW!!!!!!!! abuse, blood, strangling, sharp objects

[pinkiepig]

🔴 Red for the OC ask (Angel)!!!!

Followed for your cult of the lamb art, stayed for everything else!! I hope you're doing well c:

thank you for staying it means a lot honestly ^^

🔴 Red- What is a trait your OC has that those around them don't see very often? Is it seen by a rare few or completely overlooked?

Oh oh this one's fun, Angel is fairly blind and can't see objects from afar so when it's staring at you from a distance it's not because it's peering into your soul it's because they can't make out traits in faces.(So try not to be creeped out they mean well!)

Also Angel doesn't like looking at reflective surfaces because it's reflection upsets them deeply.

[imflabby]

I’m not gay or anything but fat piggies like u make me so hard.. the fatter u get and the more u ruin ur body the faster I cum so eat up fatso and become my little cum piggy

1. I love knowing I make you hard 😘🍆🐷

2. I’m not gay either, but I’d suck dick for a McDouble 🤷‍♂️

[13lizardsinatrenchcoat]

I'm probably one of the only people on the planet who asks for a pat down (legal right in the USA) instead of walking through an airport scanner. I know this because the agents get visibly stressed about it every time. Doing my part to make a pig's day worse 💖👌

[eightmakesonebraincell]

Lobsters are malacostracans of the family Nephropidae. They have long bodies with muscular tails and live in crevices or burrows on the sea floor. Three of their five pairs of legs have claws, including the first pair, which are usually much larger than the others.

-constipated anon

lorens are crustaceans of the family krusteaahsfahque (pronounced crusty-as-fuhk). they have short bodies with short legs and live in blanket burritos or on the bedroom floor. four of their five braincells are permanently out of commission, except for their current one, which is much weaker than the average braincell

[pigswithwings]

purple and pink... ourple and oink... oink like a pig....swithwings..... i've cracked it guys

purple and pink because im a dyke with fashion sense. but this is also pretty good. pig e ☝️🐖

[goldenlaurelleaveswrites]

Requesting B, F, I, and/or Y from your latest reblog

Thanks for the ask!

Ask me about my writing.

I answered these out of order so I could put F under a cut incase of spoilers.

B: Any of your stories inspired by personal experience?

Not exactly whole stories, but there are a lot of elements across my stories that I've pulled from my own life. Especially in terms of conveying character emotions or relationships, I tend to pull quote a bit from my experiences. For example, whenever I'm writing about character experiencing anxiety, I do draw from my own experiences with how my anxiety manifests itself and the strategies I use to quell it. Or, when I'm writing Juleka and Luka being the Chaos Couffaine siblings. I don't write Luka and Juleka's relationship to be exactly the same as my relationships with my sisters (in fact, they're very different), but I'm able to pull from my own experiences of having sisters who I love and would do anything for, but also love to annoy (just like they do for/to me) to enrich the dynamic between Luka and Jules in my own writing. So it's not so much that things are inspired by my personal experiences, but I use my experience to flavour and enrich my writing.

And of course, there are things in my life or moments that spark ideas (for example, I love playing D&D so that's sparked a few ideas, but I wouldn't say it's inspired by my personal experiences).

Honestly, I think a story based on my personal experiences would be pretty boring 😂

I: Do you have a guilty pleasure in fic (reading or writing)?

This will come as a shock to absolutely no one, but writing Jules and Luka teasing each other and just being siblings is easily one of my guilty pleasure (except I don't feel guilty about it 😂). I also love writing fluffy moments, and I always have a great time writing Kaalki and Sass playing off of each other, but again I don't know if I could really call that a guilty pleasure. I enjoy what I enjoy 😂

Y: A character you want to protect.

Can I say all of them? (except that characters I can't stand)

I have to say Juleka because I love our resident Queen of Darkness. And of course, Luka and Marinette. And Tom and Sabine. And Kim. And the kwamis. Not going to lie, I'm also throwing my OCs in here.

That being said, I do make them struggle (and sometimes suffer) for the sake of the story, but there's always a reason!

F: Share a snippet from one of your favorite dialogue scenes you’ve written and explain why you’re proud of it.

Ok, I'm not going to lie, this one was really hard to answer. Even in just a single story, there are always multiple pieces of dialogue that I love and/or am really proud of. And if you could see the state of my hoard...

So I'll cheat and do two! ���

This is from chapter 3 of I Should be Asleep (which I need to do some more work on)

A series of loud thumps on the door, accompanied by a very annoyed voice broke him from his thoughts. “Are you done in there or what? Some of us need showers too, you know.”

“Yeah, yeah, I’m-” he started to call back, but Juleka didn’t wait for him to finish. The door swung open to reveal his irate sister, her long hair braided and piled on top of her head, with her towel , shower cap, and a bundle of black he assumed was a change of clothes in her arms. “Come on in,” he sighed sarcastically, gesturing in invitation as she barged past him. 

“You’ve been in here for half an hour.” 

“Sorry.” He hadn’t meant to be quite that long. It was just… “What?” 

Juleka was looking at him with a raised brow. “This is the part where I kick you out so I can shower, remember?” 

“Yeah. Right. Sorry,” he said sheepishly, his ears growing warm as he hurried out. 

He made his way back to his bunk as the door to the bathroom slammed shut behind him. Why his sister insisted on doing yoga in the mornings when she was not a morning person was beyond him

______________________________________________________________

This is a piece that's in the hoard, and I think it's actually the first time I've shown it to anybody besides @verfound (but I'm kind of banking on her having forgotten about it by now). Sorry about the redacted, but I don't want to spoil anything too badly!

“I- it is just… last night brought back memories. It has been a long time since I danced…” 

“I believe [redacted] would disagree with that statement.” 

“You know perfectly well what I mean.”

“I do,” he admitted with a smile. “Then may I ask you for this dance?” He held his hand out to her, hoping his face and the beating of his heart would not betray him.

“I- there is no music.”

“That did not stop you before,” he said with a smile.

Her face softened into a smile. “Then you may.” 

[chubbyandsubby]

Hey dumbdumb. Thinking with that disgusting leaky hole between your legs today, huh? You're pathetic, begging strangers online to degrade you. If you're truly a filthy fuck hole, oink for us.

OINK OINK OINK 🤤🥵🤤🥵

[liloinkoink]

WHICH ONE OF YOU TRIVIA GUYS PUT THIS ONE. WHY. WHY. WHY.

that one was courtesy of @applestruda !!! :)

[mortallymoonstruckgames]

What do I gotta do in order to look to Get a Password in the game

Right now passwords are mainly used for distributing special colors in the wilds of the internet. If you follow us on social media, you'll occasionally see us posting a word or phrase in all caps (for example, ILOVEYOU on our recent Valentines Day posts)... this is usually a covert hint to try it as a password in-game!

[pinkiepig]

🔵 Blue OC ask for Demon? 👀

🔵 Blue- How would your OC spend a single day of interrupted peace? Where would they go or who would they be with?

Ok soooo Demon is the social outcast of the year, and it's thanks to Angel that they even get to breathe social interaction. However, they are not a hermit by choice and its due to a complete misunderstanding that has left them without a home, and with authorities on their trail. FUN.

In desperate situations, they seek refuge in Angel's forest blanket. Which they like to wonder about in. Though angel pulls them out before they get to close to it's dripping point.

Buuuttt for the most part, Demon spends their time people-watching, chatting with Flowers and Buggy when they crave attention, and sneaking snacks that are totally free, all while teaching Angel how to be "normal."

As a reward they spend the end of the day with therapy from angel,, with mixed results but it's all for mutual understandings of eachother.

Overall their original motivation was to "find a home where they belong," but that sense of purpose has faded. Now, they find joy in the chaotic shenanigans of each day, often dragging Angel along. However, it has become clear that Angel isn't inclined to stick around for what is needed and that terrifies demon to no end.

[rrainydaydreams]

I feel like a lot of your posts so far have been about you being gay for Circe. (No hate, who ain’t)

I am gay for Circe

[snowbleat]

just wanted u to know i found you off of a like on a random post, & stayed because of all the boar locations

WOOOHOOOOOO WELCOME TO THE BOAR ZONE!!!!!!!!

[xiaoluclair]

I should say “pigs” 😏

But no imma go with “whimper” 🤭🙊

HA YOU THOUGHT -

[ask-arachne]

🐷?

A lot....

Shoplifting

Grand theft (from alchemax that one time that they wont let go of)

Breaking and entering

Vandalism

Trespassing on private property

Uh being a vigilante

Assault and battery

Public and private property damage

Resisting arrest

At least that's what i'd be charged with. Good luck proving half of that in a court of law you fuuckiiiin piiiggsss