#oinks

[pholdenphig]

happy (late) new year everybody! i’ve been busy cooling off after all the visitors to the phouse. remind me to tell you all about the christmas incident 😵‍💫

[fatmerida]

I can't imagine a more perfect slobby piggy than you. You're such a fat glutton, and you know it. Eating, gorging, stuffing your face - when you're hungry, when you're not hungry, it doesn't matter when. You just need to eat. You've conditioned yourself. And the consequences are unavoidable.

Filling out baggy clothes, spilling over waistbands, getting so gassy all the time. I bet in your thinner days you didn't even have to worry about that, but your slobby, greasy diet has meant that the burps and farts just slip right out of you now. Not to mention the oinks.

And it all just feels too good, doesn't it piggy? There's no going back now, because this is what you are... what you were always destined to be... 🐷

after eating 2300 calories in one sitting, burps really slip out of me now 🐖 thats so embarassing i cant stop

Teasing/humiliating ok

[bryan360]

“🐷🍫The Chase”

🐷Oinks: AHH!! Can a simple volunteer package boy doing work here?! Besides, this wasn’t for you despite you’d can’t handle the cravings, Picky! Getting away from me of what I’m carrying chocolates! (Ah, man I shouldn’t say it out loud….😱😰😓)

🇵🇷Me: Yeah….He just wanted to have his normal volunteer work til she’d arrived. Too late for the standard “trick or treating” as of now, but not like this. 😕

Oinks (as the Hersheys volunteer worker) created by me; BryanVelasquez87 (Bryan360)

Picky Piggy (as Piglet from Disney’s Winnie the Pooh franchise) - Poppy Playtime Chapter 3 ©️Mob Entertainment, Inc.

Previously: ⬇️

“⬛️⬜️🪦The Grave” - Link Here #1

“🦝🦝The Raccoons” - Link Here #2

“🐿️💕❄️The Climbers” -Link Here #3

“🐱🎸🐶 The Guitarist” - Link Here #4

“🐰👮The Cops” - Link Here #5

“🐶🏴‍☠️👑The Joy” - Link Here #6

“🦔🦊💍The Rings” - Link Here #7

“🦦🐟The Fish” - Link Here #8

“🐱👢🌙 The Cuteness” - Link Here #9

“🎧🦨 The Beats” - Link Here #10

“🔴🐼🐶 The Dogs” - Link Here #11

”🐿️🐰🎸The Band” - Link Here #12

“🦊🔵 The Tallest” - Link Here #13

“🌳😟 The Hunted” - Link Here #14

“🤗❤️ The Hugging” - Link Here #15

“🐭🐩🎞️The Classics” - Link Here #16

Tagged: @murumokirby360 @shadowredfeline@alexander1301 @shadowredfeline@sammirthebear2k4 

[pokabu]

this blog holds so many of my precious memories from as long as I can remember, and I haven’t said anything on here in a LONG time, but if you’ve stuck with me throughout these years despite the inactivity I really appreciate you :) even those that have moved on, I always think about my time here fondly.

& it’s not over! I’m never letting this blog go. even if I’m gone every so often, this is basically a diary of my life and its my most treasured space online. I’m keeping it forever, until the very end.

I hope you’re all doing well and you’re in good health. thank you for being here and seeing my silly little reblogs every so often. it’s a precious part of my life. hugs for everyone!!!

[pinkiepig]

I wanted to draw a cool tiger from someone’s dream 🐅

(Link to the original poster)

[bulbousboar]

Turned 25 two days ago.

[slimespawn]

It's that time of night, have my favorite tiktok of all time

[goddess0fgluttony]

I feel like I look thick now 🙈

[catmask]

i hate starbucks and not in the “oh coffee shouldnt be so froufrou ill just have a black coffee” way in the “workplace abuse and union busting do not go away no matter how hard you advertise the pink drink or PSL and actual cafes have espresso shots that dont die literally as they are being pulled and they arent charging 6-10$ per drink”

[pholdenphig]

school pics with my dad :)

(from @/whiskertwinks on twitter)

[lukesfatties]

This beautiful blonde has gained a few… she just can’t put the fork down

[bryan360]

On This Day - Feb. 5th, 2019

That time where I celebrated 🧧Chinese New Year back in 2019; featuring one of my “nearly forgotten but maybe coming back” characters: 🐷Oinks.

🐰🖌️Maxwell: Do hope he’ll be alright, but not bad for his moment of celebrated Year of the Pig. Also, cool lantern design he’d holding. 😉👍

Tagged: @murumokirby360 @carmenramcat @alexander1301 @rafacaz4lisam2k4

[pholdenphig]

i’m honoured???

if there are ever dnp wedding pictures, i’ll get the golden pig tattooed (i’m so serious)

[pinkiepig]

Familyyy 👯‍♀️👯‍♀️

[bulbousboar]

I had to get braces recently and it was hurting so so bad.

I lost five pounds the first week because eating was really painful.

So, my boyfriend got me donuts at one point and I could eat them. Now he keeps going out and buying dozens of donuts for me and my weight is shooting back up.

It's so hot and I love him.

[pholdenphig]

is it bc i don’t have pupils?

pheal or golden pig? xP (no judgement dw just the first question i thought of)

hmm well i love both of them but i have to say the pheal and i connect on a different level. whenever i look in pheir eyes i feel like i understand the world a bit better