#oinks

[pholdenphig]

go watch tit bc there’s a spotlight on me and my hole

[bammybambam]

we all know oikawa is petty. imagine him getting all stingy about being dumped- he knows he was too engrossed in volleyball but how dare she dump THE GREAT KING HANDSOME GORGEOUS OIKAWA.

the news flew around fast and everyone knew the pretty cocky jerk oikawa got dumped. his teammates started calling him 'dumped setter' to sprinkle salt on his wounds.

and as if that wasn't enough- his niece proceeds to reveal about him getting dumped right infront of kageyama.

now, he just wishes that her new boyfriend gets diarrhea on the day of an exam.

[pokabu]

this blog holds so many of my precious memories from as long as I can remember, and I haven’t said anything on here in a LONG time, but if you’ve stuck with me throughout these years despite the inactivity I really appreciate you :) even those that have moved on, I always think about my time here fondly.

& it’s not over! I’m never letting this blog go. even if I’m gone every so often, this is basically a diary of my life and its my most treasured space online. I’m keeping it forever, until the very end.

I hope you’re all doing well and you’re in good health. thank you for being here and seeing my silly little reblogs every so often. it’s a precious part of my life. hugs for everyone!!!

[pinkiepig]

I wanted to draw a cool tiger from someone’s dream 🐅

(Link to the original poster)

[sagepiggy]

Currently this place is kinda fuckin barren but i want to eventually like idk actually Post on this webbed site as a place to dump words I wouldn't put on more insufferable sites like twitter and its shitty successors. Unfortunately I am a terrible terrible porn hoarder and am currently working to sift through the probably couple hundred artists I have bookmarked on various sites and the mountain of hoarded porn I have haphazardly strewn between several different archives I'm only just now consolidating, some of which I haven't worked with in like 5 years, so efforts to make and do things of my own go sloooooooooooooow. My hope is to translate my success in cutting down problem social media use over the past year into shifting focus from taking in a ton of other people's creative work to actually using the inspiration it gives me to make things of my own, which I've always had the drive to do it's just gotten buried under other bullshit over the past couple years. I see lots of other Weird Neurodivergent Trans Furries and kinda want to do a lot of what they do to my own tastes but I really really struggle to find the focus to like put what's in my brain out there in some form.

[bulbousboar]

Turned 25 two days ago.

[slimespawn]

It's that time of night, have my favorite tiktok of all time

[pholdenphig]

school pics with my dad :)

(from @/whiskertwinks on twitter)

[pholdenphig]

thank u for ur support ily2 🐽🐽

@the-phiglet @the-pheal @the-phiwi @pholdenphig i love u all you're iconic to me

[goddess0fgluttony]

I feel like I look thick now 🙈

[catmask]

i hate starbucks and not in the “oh coffee shouldnt be so froufrou ill just have a black coffee” way in the “workplace abuse and union busting do not go away no matter how hard you advertise the pink drink or PSL and actual cafes have espresso shots that dont die literally as they are being pulled and they arent charging 6-10$ per drink”

[pholdenphig]

please send my child some love. no further questions on how phey were created

About me!

Hello everyone, here is my first selfie I hope you like it. Today was weird, one minute I was a little pink piggy with no family living in a dark box, and the next minute I was cuddled for two hours straight and got so excited I turned gold! Now I’m here! Hello!

My name is Phiglet/Phig/PhiPhi or whatever you think fits me, my pronouns are Phey Phem. My hobbies are watching my gay dads on YouTube and reading ancient texts. I enjoy My Chemical Romance and my greatest dream is to meet @danielhowell and @amazingphil someday 💛

Thank you for reading, I hope you enjoy my adventures! Asks are open, send me ideas for things to do so I can experience the world as a newborn golden phiglet!

[pinkiepig]

Familyyy 👯‍♀️👯‍♀️

[bulbousboar]

I had to get braces recently and it was hurting so so bad.

I lost five pounds the first week because eating was really painful.

So, my boyfriend got me donuts at one point and I could eat them. Now he keeps going out and buying dozens of donuts for me and my weight is shooting back up.

It's so hot and I love him.

[lukesfatties]

This beautiful blonde has gained a few… she just can’t put the fork down

[pholdenphig]

Did you produce by osmosis or has the phiglet have another pharent?

while there is a mx. golden pig, phey were a product of asexual reproduction (shoutout asexuals)