#the golden pig

[pholdenphig]

school pics with my dad :)

(from @/whiskertwinks on twitter)

[iwillfightgodandwin]

We already knew Phil has a fat ass. That bitch has killed before and it will again

[ilovepinof]

my brother asked me what i was watching and before i could speak he looked at my screen and saw this...

[makeallthewindowsglass]

Breaking news the Golden Pig is the lastest victim of Phil’s phat ass 😔

[oriharakaoru]

the campaign is working we're inching toward victory

[philsleftnut]

Let’s talk about this side blog I have that I have touched in 2 years

[mage8]

Now we know what he meant by "another casualty".

The list of victims is rising. The deer, the pig, the Christmas present decoration, his glasses.... Phil's ass needs to be stopped. It's a fricken Kaiju, destroying everything in its path.

nothing can survive that™

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

cheers lads, you managed to create the WORST first frame of a video in the history of the moving picture 🥳🍾

[slutoast]

been working on crocheting a tit cardigan for a few weeks and finally finished! very pleased with how it turned out :)

[pholdenphig]

i was taken out of the phedroom but i’m back, baby! (and i’m keeping my eyes on daniel 👀)

[pholdenphig]

quite a handsome guy tbh

going for a walk but everything reminds me of him 😔

[amazingphil]

🐷🐷🐷

[unicornbatman-21]

happy birthday @danielhowell 🐷💛

[psychicmoth]

the pain was intense, but so was the pleasure 🩸

[pholdenphig]

i’ll have to introduce you to lion and lioness 🦁🦁 you’re my best friend too, pheal :)

Hello pheal! You're the cutest thing in the phouse beside Dan and Phil. What is your relationship with the golden pig?

hello! and thank you! ( ᵔᴥᵔ )

the golden pig is my good friend. he's shown me a lot about life in the few days i've been sentient, since he's been sentient much longer. he's probably my best friend, but i guess there's not a lot of competition....

- pheal <3

[reunitedinterlude]

it's them (1, 2, 3)