#taco review

[brattylikestoeat]

He could… *call drop*

[randomloserlover]

I would wager that OJ has been drunk (alcohol) before. And by drunk, I mean it in all terms of the word (inebriated, imbibed, and impassioned). It would have probably happened at a party inside of Hotel OJ (hideously orange building) that got out of control. I would imagine one of the residents spiked the punch (culprit: Taco) and OJ was unlucky enough to drink it. This meant the party no longer had an active host (previous host dazedly intoxicated), which left the attendees to do whatever they wanted (wreck the hotel). Paper would try to step up in OJ's place, but the other drunken residents (also drank the punch) eventually overran him (flattened on the floor). Yin-Yang would then finish off the rest of the punch, search for more sustenance, and set his eyes upon OJ (glass full of delectable fruit juice). He would somehow procure a comically large straw (Slurpy from BOTO?) and sink it into the person-sized cup. OJ, experiencing something similar to vampirism, would immediately start freaking out (WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?) and attempt to pry Yin-Yang off of him. Due to the fact that both of them were drunk (one being drank, one becoming drunker) the two objects would fall over and spill the remainder of OJ's contents onto the floor (carpet now matching walls). Yin-Yang would stay on the ground (face-down, wasted) while OJ would slowly pick himself up (freshly-empty, winded). Reflecting on everything that had happened, starting with the spiked punch (consumed by half of the residents), leading to the chaotic trashed hotel (entire days of clean up time), and ending in someone literally drinking out of him (where did the straw come from??), he was filled with wholehearted emotion. And by wholehearted emotion, I mean he was filled with unbridled unyielding unfathomable rage that was unleashed on every single unfortunate object in his unpleasant path of anger. It was the most furious anyone had ever seen him (even angrier than Paintbrush). It was a miracle nobody got kicked out (notably Yin-Yang). It was a day that no object would ever forget (exception: blacked-out objects).

The reason why an event like this has not been previously brought up is because everyone (show creators included) has unanimously agreed to never speak of it again. It was the party that didn't happen. And so, even though I strongly believe OJ has been drunk (in all terms of the word) before, the fans will likely never receive confirmation of it.

[marauderjojo]

“When falls the Iron Rain,be brave. Be brave.”

Pierce Brown- Golden Son

[leohtttbriar]

🪻✨🪻wishing on a bluebonnet, in the name of ann richards and lbj and barbara jordan and selena, that ted cruz is defeated this night 🙏🤠🪻🪻

[originalstarlightsheep]

Bar Review Day 35. 63 days to the bar.

Got something I've been prolonging done. Bought snackies. Slated to finish Criminal Law Book 1 tomorrow.

Hoping to get some movement in too.

[hazeltailofficial]

My Holo Taco Clean-Up Brush broke and I was really upset about it, so I left a review on their website. The Holo Taco team reached out to me almost immediately, and I was very surprised by their response!

VIDEO BLOG POST

You Won't BELIEVE What HOLO TACO Did! #holotaco #nails #beauty #shorts

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[louisetaylor]

SO I just saw The Menu and I have Thoughts

SPOILERS AHEAD

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First, the ending. The movie was Meaningful and Dramatic and I expected it to end with a BANG (which technically it did) but like a Metaphorical Bang. As in, something a little bit more emotionally resonant than PUTTING FRICKIN MARSHMALLOW SHAWLS AND CHOCOLATE FEZZES ON THE GUESTS AND CALLIN IT SMORES. It was too silly to be scary. Anticlimactic. Anya sitting on a boat, watching the flames, wiping her mouth with the precious Menu and eating a cheeseburger? That almost made up for the smores incident. "sMoReS rEpReSeNt eVeRyThInG tHaT iS wRoNg wItH uS" says the murderer who becomes what he hates most.

Also, is it just me, or do all villains have the sharp black-and-white morality of Pick Between Two Sides? "Only a Sith deals in absolutes" said a man who knew that Murder is Absolutely Wrong, but the murderer (and the pretentious food critic) is not absolutely irredeemable. (Said pretentious food critic's best trait was her sincere interest in food, even when she knows she's about to die. Special interests be that way, whether you're autistic or not.)

The cooking of the cheeseburger, like the redemption of Anakin, was sweet. The movie would have been too dark without any love at all. Whoever posted that "horror is a love story" was right, and The Menu nailed that. (except for the smore incident. I'm trying to think of a better climax...I was lowkey expecting Margo to drive the boat through the window of the restaurant and save everyone, but my NVLD ass didn't realize she couldn't see the fire until the Explosion.)

[trendfag]

if when i google “street tacos near me” and your review website list comes up “best tacos in ____” and there are 4 mexican places in the top ten at 5 8 9 and 10 that means something is wrong

[saint-ossifrage]

a few days ago i went to san diego zoo and took a tiny puff off someone's joint in the parking lot and that shit almost killed me...it did not taste like strawberry banana, it tasted like asphalt. then we walked through 11 rows of cars for anywhere between 10 minutes and 2 hours. when we got to the entrance, i grabbed my brother's gf's hand and tell her it feels like i'm playing a video game. my brother called it demon weed. at one point i felt like the world has tilted 45° to the right and i stg i was walking on a wall. after that we were trying to figure out where the goddamn animals were and i almost fell over just standing there. it turned out the map was inaccurate and i started laughing so hard i cried. i thought the metal flamingos were real and it was fucked up. we went to the walk-through insect exhibit and i could literally feel them crawling on me. all the animals we wanted to see were gone for one reason or another

2/10 do not recommend

[flamecannonthethird]

And here is the Grinch doing a food review, requested live on stream, also made using Mario Artist: Paint Studio.

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1683738741

[ash-and-books]

Rating: 5/5

Book Blurb: Taco Falls Apart gets kids thinking about how their thoughts shape feelings and behavior. Friendly and funny, this evidence-based science-informed book skillfully presents a fundamental concept of cognitive-behavior psychology in a way kids can understand — how the interplay between thoughts, feelings, and behavior shape who we are and how we experience everything. Meet Taco. The world expects so much from him... tacos must stay strong without much support, tacos must stay open without much room, and tacos must keep it all together, all the time! With all these expectations piling on, Taco starts wonder if he has what it takes to be a terrific taco. Can he even do this? Should he even try? As his thoughts start to pester him, Taco's shell starts to crack and his toppings begin to tumble, and Taco falls apart! Fantastically foodie and pun-fully delicious, this book is bound to help little ones understand common thinking mistakes and how unhelpful self-talk can get in the way of feeling strong and confident and able to get through rough spots in their day.

Review:

A adorable and brilliant way to teach kids that its okay to not be okay and that despite having off days and feeling down, that it’s normal and that things can get better. This was a sweet story and honestly, a great way to show kids that despite having bad days there can be good days and that despite going through rough times, you can get back up and try again. Seriously, I really loved the way this book brought up the subject of feeling down and getting back up. I would definitely recommend this book!

*Thanks Netgalley and American Psychological Association, Magination Press for sending me an arc in exchange for an honest review*

[battyaboutbooksreviews]

🦇 Book Review 🦇

Rating: ⭐⭐

❝ You don't understand what it's like to have your identity so tied to someone else you forget who you are. I still don't really know who I am. I'm working on it, but I'm not there yet. ❞

❓ #QOTD What's your favorite atypical dessert? ❓ 🦇 When Chloe Brown rolls into the small town of Fantasie in her big, purple food truck, she doesn't expect to make such a strong first impression on everyone so soon. Unfortunately, her in-need-of-repair truck sputters to a stop in Lucas Donovan's parking spot, who isn't keen on the eyesore or its sassy owner. Though they drive one another crazy, that passion quickly sizzles into sexual tension. Is Chloe ready for a relationship when she still has the taste of a bad relationship on her tongue?

💜 Chloe's journey toward self-actualization and independence is what drives the book forward; not the ship. The strongest part of the writing is the backstory, which is the only bit of information we don't get immediately. Given Chloe's previous relationship, her motivations make sense. We get to watch her recognize what she wants in life, and eventually, who she wants it with. Even Lucas' backstory and familial responsibilities explain his demeanor. Their histories, while different, are exactly what makes these two so alike. The first page (and book synopsis you'll find online) is better written than any other page in the book, despite the food puns, though.

🦇 Unfortunately, this book was all spice without any real flavor. The entire relationship sizzles based on a physical spark. There's no tantalizing, sweet, slow tension when Lucas gets a hard-on every time he so much as looks at Chloe, or when Chloe's nipples peak at the thought of Lucas; it's just awkward. More awkward is the word choice; the dialogue seems unnatural and stilted, full of cliches and colloquialisms that feel randomly sprinkled into conversations. Every "baby," "undies," and "panties" thrown in makes it difficult to swallow the rest of the story. The main characters don't have a real, emotional conversation until after their first time; did they really know anything of value about one another before then? Chloe seems so headstrong in her convictions, only to change her mind pages later. Meanwhile Lucas seems analytical and responsible, only to melt like a puddle at Chloe's feet. It's not character development when nothing happens for the characters to earn those changes. The writing is also repetitive; not only does Chloe have a tendency to echo what people say to her, but we're TOLD so much information that there's no suspense, no surprise.

🦇 If you're looking for a quick read that's all sizzle without memorable flavor, this book is for you. It's a great, easy read between more intense novels. Unfortunately, it might leave a bad taste in your mouth if you're looking for impressive prose.

🌮 Enemies to lovers 🍫 Dual POV 🌻Grumpy vs sunshine (not really) ‎‍⚖️ Small town romance

🦇 Major thanks to the author and publisher for providing an ARC of this book via Netgalley. 🥰 This does not affect my opinion regarding the book.

[ditto-the-alien]

RIV Ramirez Winters

Ramirez Winters was first in the shadows of the mills when blaseball first returned in 2020

they fell onto the crabs and were technically on the tacos in beta, yet did not play.

welcome Avery Cascabel to blaseball.

,,,, sorry the time thing has thrown me a loop

[minimaleffortfood]

Review #2 Taco Bell's Fries Supreme / Fiesta Fries: 9/10 Fries Supreme / Fiesta Fries is a limited menu item made by Taco Bell. It is not available in the United States but is available in the UK and Canada (where I'm from). What can I say about the fries supreme that has not already been said? It’s simply the best of the best when it comes to loaded fries. The cheesy cream sauce is mild yet has a kick to it that surprises. The chili beef, the same used in the burrito, is tender and juicy, coating some of the fries in the small amount of oil you can get from the meat. The tomatoes and sour cream offer a neutral addition that acts to cool the hot fries but also adds a bit of contrasting sweetness that is delicious when paired with the savory toppings. Ever since Yum! Foods acquired both Taco Bell and KFC, merging the two restaurants into one (yes I study fast food history I know it’s sad), The Fries Supreme has been a staple menu item that has honestly done a lot for the item. The KFC fries, with their subtle seasoning and salty thin bite, create the perfect base for these fries. Utterly delicious and even better hot. It’s sad I got these delivered because they were a bit off when they arrived. Best eaten with Taco Bell’s signature mild hot sauce as it offers a layer of delicious seasonings that act as a flavoring for the fries.