#t!foolish

[ana-lmao]

The Size shifting Friend

Wooohooo! First post! don't judge my writing- I'm new :v. AU

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What happens when slime hides his true self?

Warnings: Swearing

Summary: Slime disappeared for some reason and after searching for weeks. A few years later they meet again.

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It's just a normal day and Quackity was bored, he went scrolling on his phone and came across the NEWS.

-We are reporting that there has been GIANT sightings in the forest at -**** ** ****. If you come across it call -*** *** *** ****! The reward is 10k diamonds.

-Giant sightings huh?.. WAIT- 10K?! Hah! Capturing a giant is all I gotta do? c'mon... how big can it be- Quackity was interrupted by the news reporter.

-The giant is calculated to be about 100ft tall minimum.

-Oh shit- Quackity still went out because of the cash prize. or.. did he.

Walking around the really disgusting place, Quackity found pieces of slime just on the trees but ignores it. But...How was he going to take down a giant? well... he had brought some traps for it. While being lost in his thoughts his eyes widen at the huge cave Infront of him, hearing growls from there and Quackity gets ready to set up the trap.

-Finally! that took foreve- Quackity was cut off by loud stomping and quickly went into hiding.

He saw it. The feared giant... but... why did it look so.. familiar...

Quackity quickly snaps back when he hears the trap being triggered and walks over with a smug look.

-Well well well...The so feared maneater... The giant! Caught so foolishly in my trap...Well...The cash prize is not what's making me so proud...It's the fame I'm going to get! Quackity! the man who captured a 100ft tall giant! Everybody will fear me after that!

-P-please! I mean no harm! Let me go! The Giant blurted out while sobbing.

-Aww...No.

The giant recognized him...

-Wait...Quackity?...

Quackity's eyes went wide as he shouted out nervously: -H-Huh?! How the fuck do you know my name!

-Oh god... how did I use to say it?... Right!

Quackity stares in confusion

-Hey Quackity from Las Nevada's!

Quackity was stunned... dropped his axe and went closer.

-W-wait...Slime..? Charlie?!

The giant smiled softly as Quackity was confused...

-W-why did you leave?! How are you a giant?! How long has it been?!

-Well...Didn't wanna freak ya out... Cmon- I was in a human disguise too long. It started to fuckin reverse.

-I'm so sorry for trapping you! let me just... get this off...

Quackity gets the trap off Charlie and stands back a bit. Slime tries and shrinks down to his level...well still a bit taller.

-Wait! so- so are you a size shifter or some shit? Quackity questions.

-Well, I guess so! It's just uncomfortable to be at this size. If I'm in this form too long, I start to grow back. Slime starts to explain his entire species to Quackity.

-Huh...Not used to you not saying "I'm made of meat and lots of bones!". Quackity chuckles and so does slime.

-Wait so when you were at that size...was it really uncomfortable?...Quackity is still stunned and wants to know more.

-Nope! I was a baby slime! All slimes grow up eventually, but in a different place. Like forbidden swamp areas or forbidden areas in general. Slime explains more.

-Wait! do you actually uh...eat people?

-Gods no! Well...Not me at least. I just eat like berries and stuff.

Quackity let out a sigh in relief.

-Good...So...I'm guessing you are not coming back to Las Nevada's...Right?

-There's a lot of risk on the line. I could potentially grow in the building, or in front of people, and It's uncontrollable for me.

-Well...What do you say about me visiting you every day then?

-Really? you would do that?

-Of course slime... I missed you man! You're my best friend!

Quackity backs up a bit as slime starts growing back.

-So... Is this your final state? Or do you get bigger?

-This is teenage state. Well... I'm a teen in slime years, which is 1400 years. In human years that's 14. As an adult I will be able to control my height with no worry. But yes. I could still grow.

Slime puts his hand down and signals Quackity to go on it. Quackity does just that and watches as slime puts him on his shoulder.

-Good view?

Quackity nods as he admires the sunset.

-Uhh...Better crouch so nobody spots you... As Quackity says that slime hears a sound from a bush.

He puts Quackity down chases after it. It was fundy.

-NO! I'M SORRY! I WAS JUST GETTING BERRIES! PUT ME DOWN! I WONT TURN YOU IN! I DONT WANNA BE EATEN!

-Calm down Fundy! you are going to alert the entire forest! Quackity tries to calm Fundy down and explains everything.

-Slime...? Oh I have to tell you how much Quackity was crying for those days- Ya wanna hea-

-NOPE, SHUT UP!

Fundy and slime both chuckle and Quackity just seems embarrassed.

As everyone was talking about what they have been doing, Sirens can be heard.

Slimes eyes widen in panic as he grabs Fundy and Quackity and runs into the cave.

-Cmon... Shift back... Slime struggles to shrink back down but he got it...a little too well... He was uh.. smaller then expected. he has shrunk down to a few inches. There was no time to acknowledge it. Quackity picks him up and puts him in his pocket. They exit the cave and are met with Tanks and soldiers.

-Have you seen a giant around here?!

-A giant? Quackity fake laughs

-Giants don't exist! Fundy adds.

Quackity can feel slime growing back slowly and puts him down when nobody's looking. He stops at human size and nobody acknowledged his sudden appearance. Quackity could tell Slime was really uncomfortable but The police were not letting them go until they were in the clear.

-Alright... I guess nothings here...

After they get far enough Slime quickly turns back and lays down.

-That hurt so fucking much...

-What does that even feel like? Fundy asks.

-Literally compressing my body to shrink...

-Oh god...

After that, Quackity went to visit his giant friend everyday. Fundy would visit once in a while, but when Foolish found out about him. He went there with Quackity every day as well to study him. (Not experimental. but his species alone.)

The END...

For now...

------------------------------------------------------------------------------Part 2? if so... what would you like to happen? (Please no Vore requests or like...ships.) maybe some angst???

[wizardpink]

Hey so um what if Armand is funding Dr. Bhansali's research into using vampire blood to cure disease, specifically Parkinson's, and had him take blood samples from Daniel when he visited the penthouse?

[glacier--freeze]

Btw I fully believe this is an unreliable narrator situation. Just because Jack says everyone got blown up or "went away", that doesn't mean we have to accept it as total canon that only three people survived. How would they possibly know that the goddess of death swooped in to bring the Syndicate to the End? How do we even know the server was in any real danger when none of it is visibly blown up (except L'Manberg RIP)? This shit is riddled with plotholes anyway, if you wanna say that your special blorbo survived by hiding in a fridge and is sipping cocktails on a tropical island, go for it lmao

[pikafaawork]

Sleepy Sleepy 💤

[silusvesuius]

n*loth not being able to bag anyone over the (human term) age of 25-30 at most is the only logical and real conclusion to me because it can be just explained away as him wanting to prove and control everything and anyone (Cus he's a man!) but being stuck in that demographic because his unbearable and vile personality is a force that nobody can look past once they've outgrown the possible fear and idolization period of anyone but also n*loth in particular.

[phatcatphergus]

It is very sad to see how much people actually underestimate Tubbo and Foolish because when they told everyone that something important to them was missing, very few people actually thought it was worth their time or that it wasn’t anything more then some random old diamond

[glitterstarly]

BEHOLD✨

My dads.

I seriously can't with their dynamic they are the cutest, talented and horniest family of the QSMP 💜❤️💛

[pandamoniumvibes-27]

Okay does Wilbur still count as a single parent? I know Tallulah has technically been adopted by Philza and in canon has Tubbo and Niki as god parents but does that count in Purgatory? Does Bad still count as a single parent when Baghera has said to adopt Dapper in canon. Who is technically still a single parent anymore and which teams are accountable for which eggs? Do we have a list somewhere to clarify???

[cyncerity]

pirates?

pirates.

[qsmpficsarchive]

What You Lean On by Coby_Thinks

4 Chapters | T | 33,476

Soulmate AU | Criminal AU | Fluff and Angst | Hospitals

“Okay, well, what about your soulmate?”

“What about em?” Foolish scoffed. “I don’t even know who it is.”

“You think they like knowing you’re always hurt? They’re probably worried about you. How do you feel whenever they get hurt, hm?”

Well, that wasn’t fair, making him feel sorry for someone he didn’t know. Sure, whenever a new small mark or even painful burn of his soulmate's injuries showed up he felt bad about it but it's not like his ‘other half’ was taking very good care of themself, either. He was not the only problem here, even if he was a big part of it.

“I feel like getting prizza.”

“No, you don’t.”

[hidden-havven]

SPIDERMAN Y SPIDERWOMAN

leo's is a bit older than roier's, but ive been sitting on these two drawings for a while, I wanted to post them with the batfoolish and lobo nocturno when I finish them but I don't have de energy to even start them (； T.T)),,

[ana-lmao]

The Size Shifting Friend Chapter II (Just a bit of it-)

I can't think of how to continue this, so here is a filler-

I gotta admit, I have no information about dsmp, I have only watched a few Las Nevada's streams and the rest is from google :v. Don't judge me if there are any mistakes!!!

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Quackity once again was visiting Slime with Foolish and were headed to his cave, even after a few weeks they still could not believe how much has happened to him. They stumble across Slimes home and proceed to go in.

-Hey Charlie! -Quackity approaches Slime excitedly and waves to him.

-Quackity and Foolish! From Las Nevada's! - Slime welcomes them how he used to address them previously.

-How are you man? Anything new?-Quackity sits beside him.

Slime frowns a bit, and turns back to Quackity.

-Charlie? You alright? -Quackity also expresses a concerned look towards Slime.

-Well...Y'know how a few weeks ago those soldiers and tanks came, right?

Quackity nods.

-I'm just wondering...Who sent them?...

Quackity stops, he didn't think about that, they couldn't have just...come randomly...right?

-We don't have to worry about that now...They are gone, that's all that matters, right?-Foolish speaks up.

-Yea...Yeah you're right. It's nothing to worry about.-Quackity smiles softly, still confused.

-Maybe I should go back and rewind the camera footage, I could probably spot who came near Las Nevadas recently.

Slime nods, he kneels down and puts a hand in front of Quackity and Foolish.

-Want me to help you get back to Las Nevadas?

Quackity gets on, so does Foolish but more hesitantly.

-How are we not sinking in slime right now? -Foolish questions

-It's harder to sink when I have a form taken.

-Huh? -Quackity questions it.

-Well, you know Slimes don't have a form! They are just...pieces of goop.

-Ah! right-Quackity and Foolish shrug but don’t acknowledge it.

Slime tries to not stand up too much, so he doesn’t get spotted and reaches the end of the forest in a few minutes, instead of the usual hour or so walk.

-See you guys tomorrow? –Slime asks as he puts down both of them.

-Of course Charlie. –Quackity waves and starts going back to Las Nevadas.

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After watching the camera footage, Quackity only spotted a few people, Of course Fundy and Foolish, then he saw…Purpled. Fuck.

-Shit.

[doodledex-project]

Doodledex - #713-A Hisuian Avalugg

Considering that Hokkaido is actually at a higher latitude than France (and as a result, Sinnoh/Hisui is higher up than Kalos), you would think that the Avalugg here wouldn't look too much different thanks to the colder climate. And yet, Hisuian Avalugg are actually smaller, lighter, and have way less ice on their bodies! (Put some clothes on this beast!)

Since this Avalugg's body isn't strong enough to stride through deep snow unassisted, its lower jaw has gained an iron structure resembling a snow plow, allowing it to plow through snowfields and create its own paths! You would think that this would make it a Steel type.... but nope! Apparently Hisuian Avalugg's naked body is enough for it to be an Ice/Rock type instead of Ice/Steel. (...But seriously, give it some damn clothes!)

[qbdream]

yeah i totally watched the video for the challenge

[ghost-bard]

Can i say something guys.

Even if red team isn’t actually cursed theyre cursed in spirit LMAO

Like i enjoyed watching actually try and like doing their espionage type stuff but like. They just were so unfortunate w the timing of the other teams deciding to get them 😭 like it was just plain demoralizing to watch them try as much as they could while still doing what they wanted only to get knocked down like constantly

AND LIKE I SAID I SAID EARLIER NO HATE TO THE CC’S THE EVENT IS SO COOL AND TODAY WAS ONLY DAY ONE GUYS

I am really curious tho what was red team like from other povs cuz i p much stuck to slimes stream lmao

[closetofcuriosities]

THE HAUNTED MANSION - WELCOME FOOLISH MORTALS