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Roier: It didn't work, it didn't work!
Foolish: Good job, good job!
Roier: "Good job" your ass!
[The T-Rex starts flying]
Roier: WHAT THE FCK?! WHAT THE FCKKKK–
Roier and Foolish's attempts to help Pepito get his own dinosaur is going well (lying).
#Roier#Foolish Gamers#Foolish#QSMP#Pepito is also there but you can't see him much#February 28 2024#Ok they actually figured it out eventually but it was not going well at the time#(The T-Rex is riding on a Phantom)
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[ Warning, this chapter contains: swearing, noms, soft noms, c!Dream being a naga, semi-unwilling(?) pred, unwilling prey, willing preys, injuries, fearplay, fear, fear of digestion ( doesn't happen and is not really written), naga instinct, animal-like imstinct and behaviour and near death.
If the warnings contain something you don't like, then I kindly ask you to please leave. For those who stayed, enjoy.]
[ Taglist: @kayla-crazy-stuffs]
New players
( For context, I have finally come back to my abandoned au I haven't used yet with two oc's. One of them is really old, and never got a design until a few days ago and the other one is very new. Dream is a Naga in this au, because I rarely see naga Dream noms. My new character is just an ordinary female human, while the other is a Lizardshifter. Meaning that they can shift into any lizard-type creatures like dinosaurs, lizards and even dragons. Lore will drop out soon enough for these two. Also, this is just an au of mine! I will probably make another story of this au soon.)
The server was quiet. Not a chaotic quiet but a calm quiet. The Admin, Dream, was literally a naga that... didn't really hurt anyone. All of the members were still a bit shaken by his appearance, but not scared that he'll probably eat them. Not that he'd actually do it, as he has said multiple times when questioned every time until they were assured he wouldn't gobble them up as an easy meal.
Although, he wouldn't mind storing someone if they knew about his anatomy well enough to know that it was safe. He knew both Sapnap and BadBoyHalo had brooding pouches, maybe Philza too, but they didn't know Naga anatomy or anything. Maybe Philza did know very little of his anatomy, but not a whole lot. It had been a problem hiding his instincts or controlling them.
Especially when your friends looked so vulnerable.
" WHAT THE FUCK?!"
He heard Tommy all but screech, as if he had seen a ghost. Maybe he saw one because of the illusion of the mushrooms Sapnap gave to him as a prank.
" LANGUAGE!"
Typical BBH. He sighed, slithering outside of his human-made cave to check out what the ruckus was all about. He was confused, if not shocked too.
A storm had brewed up out of nowhere, and it didn't have rain pouring down. Just flashes of lightning and the dark clouds. George had stood not far from where he was, including the rest of the server, it seemed. Sapnap was confused, and the fireborn seemed to have taken shelter under some trees with Ranboo.
" What is happening...?"
" HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW! ONE SECOND I AM GETTING WOOD, TGE NEXT SECOND, A BIG STORM APPEARED!"
" Calm down. Maybe it's a glitch?"
But he knew that it couldn't be a glitch. The Admin would've received intellect from the server's code about glitches. This wasn't a glitch. He hummed, watching it a few minutes longer in time to see a bolt nearly strike a building. It was one of the buildings Tommy built for Technoblade.
" Dream?! Can you get rid of this storm?!"
He shook his head slightly, as if knowing that he was unable to rid the anomaly and make it a peaceful day again.
" I-"
Thunder flashed, two silhouettes falling from the sky, as a bolt flashed again, into the forest away from the base. Everyone had to have seen them, right?
" What the f- the storm is gone? Did you get rid of it, Dream?"
He all but shook his head the question, looking back at the forest where he saw the silhouettes fall.
" Has anyone seen Foolish?"
" Sorry, Karl. I haven't seen him recently. He just went to the ocean to get something. Said he'll be back by nightfall."
Dream ignored the conversations, staring at the forest blankly. Had he just imagined it? Probably. No way a storm formed out of nowhere and disappeared after two people fell out of the sky. He shook his head and returned to his cave, building more materials for the members to enhance their mining.
Just as he got done with one iron pickaxe, he got a message from Fundy. Curious, he opened his comminicator, reading the message.
' Come to -234, -31.'
' Co-ordinates?'
Dream though, a bit confused at the text-
' QUICK!'
' On my way.'
He typed, taking a moment to process what just happened. It had to be urgent...
He sighed, setting the crafting materials aside and exited the cave. He made sure to place a sign down to let everyone know that he was out somewhere. Not that they would try to craft an item without him there. They wouldn't find the hidden chest containing the precious materials. He was the only one with knowledge of making the materials so far, as the rest of the crew were... a bit dumb.
He opened a screen, checking the co-ordinates. He was at -297, 10. He wasn't that far from Fundy, but he wasn't too close either. It would probably take a few minutes of slithering while the other humans took approximately twenty minutes to get there. He loved being part snake sometimes.
He wasn't sure why Fundy seemed a bit panicked/worried from what he could gather from the capital letters in the second message, including the exclamation mark.
He slithered in the direction of where the co-ordinates took him, making sure to pass by some mushrooms that had a slight blue glow to them. He didn't want to have another experience with illusions again. Not with those mushrooms.
" Dream!"
Fundy immediately waved for the naga to follow him, seeming distressed and urgently trying to get him to follow. Dream knew by then that something was wrong.
" QUICKLY! FOLLOW ME!"
" Woah- Fundy- wait-"
The admin had to literally slither a bit quicker to keep up with him. The fox hybrid was quick and almpst silent with how he ran. Dream had to admit, the hybrid was quick. Although, the hybrid had shorter stamina than him in comparison.
He saw Fundy stop, and he began to slow down. The porcelain mask glistened in the sunlight now that it had finally made contact with it. The poor fox-hybrid had his ears down, tail between his legs as he looked at Dream.
" Um- so... I saw a storm and..."
He used a paw to gesture to show Dream something. He followed to where the paw gestured for him to look, and his green eyes widened in shock.
" these two fell out of the sky."
What Fundy was pointing at were two figures under some wooden planks Fundy probably constructed to keep them out of the sun. He had never seen these two before, or didn't receive a pop-up in the chat to let the entire server know that they had joined his server. As a matter of fact, how did they get into his server?
" Um... yeah... they don't look good either."
Dream lifted his mask slightly to reveal his lips, flicking his tongue to taste the air. He smelled blood.
" Did you give them regeneration?"
" I didn't have one, and just went with building something to protect them both from the sun."
He looked a bit upset at that, but shook his head as kept speaking.
" And one of them had a strange blood colour."
" Strange? How strange?"
Fundy motioned him to get closer to the two people.
" Um... does a black glistening purple metallic colour blood count?"
Fundy lifted the arm of the person wearing a mask, gloves off as it exposed the black contents dripping from their skin. It, indeed had a purple shine when seen from a certain angle or if some light poured in. It was a black-purple colour.
" It... that is not normal."
" So... any idea what they are?"
" I know that the blonde is just a normal human. The masked one... I have no idea."
Both saw night approach, and Fundy built the two people in, trapping them inside the hollow box of wooden planks for their protection.
" We should get Ranboo or Sapnap? One of them can carry one pf the two while I carry the other person. That way, you can protect us."
" I don't know... we can just wait for it out until day. It'll be easier as you have enough planks to build a small hideout."
Fundy sighed, shoulders slumped but he nodded. Not that he fully agreed with the Admin, but it was better then to accidentally drop the unconscious person while Dream attacked. It might cause more injuries on both of them than helping and healing them. Besides, Dream was large enough to coil his tail four times around them for protection and warmth.
It didn't take long to quickly build a temporary hideout for the four and destroy the box around the new people. It wasn't large, but it wasn't small. It was just big enough to fit Dream's entire length and leave enough room for Fundy and the two newcomers.
The only light was the torch in the middle of the hideout, illuminating the room with a soft yellow glow. Dream's tail coiled around Fundy and the two injured people, radiating warmth that the three desperately needed. Except Fundy, as he was part fox. The other two, however, needed warmth the most.
One of them stirred, and both Admin and Fundy turned their attention to the two, seeing the blonde stir and sit upright. Most of her hair covered her left eye. Probably from impact.
" Um... hi?"
Her eyes flew open upon hearing Fundy speak, staring at the two. And then-
" WHO ARE?!"
" Woah- calm down, ma'am-"
" WHERE AM I?!"
She tried to back up, but ended up backing up against Dream's coils. She froze in place."
" Um... firstly, I am Fundy and this is Dream. Secondly, you are with us in a temporary hideout for the night due to dangerous mobs."
" Can you please calm down? And tell us how you got in my server or who you are?"
Dream offered a small smile, but it did little to help calm her down as she only shook her head and glared at them. She refused to answer, but did seem to try to get closer to the other girl. Do they know each other? Possibly.
" What's your friend's name? So that we don't just use your pronouns?"
She refused, folding her arms over her knees and holding them tightly. Maybe a bit too tightly as Dream could smell fresh blood after flicking his tongue.
" Hey- don't hurt yourself! We don't want to hurt you two! We just want to bring you back to base and heal you and your friend."
Seems like he wasn't the only one who could smell fresh blood. Fundy was full of surprises as a fox hybrid, it seemed. But it would make sense as he was part fox.
" ... How do I know you aren't lying?"
" Um..."
Fundy looked at Dream for help.
" Well- I am a naga which means that I would've had a chance to eat you-"
" WHAT?!"
" Dream- that isn't helping-"
" IF it weren't for the fact that I only eat animals."
She stared at Dream in shock, slowly loosening her grip on her arm, but looked away quickly. The air was tense and quiet for a good minymte before she started mumbling something.
" Pardon?"
" Juliette..."
She closed her eyes, inhaling shakily.
" I am Juliette."
" Nice to meet you, Juliette. I promise that we only want to heal you two up."
Dream was quiet, but it was soon discovered why as he was already asleep. Juliette shivered at the mere touch of his scaled lower half.
" What's the name of your friend, if you don't mind me asking?"
She hesitated, contemplating whether or not to tell them the masked woman's name. He quickly began to talk.
" You don't have to say her name if you don't want to! That's fine by me and Dream."
He looked nervous, almost as if he was scared that he may have made her uncomfortable. Yet, she showed no signs of being uncomfortable. She just... looked wary, which was understandable.
" Um..."
She looked off to the side, hesitant as she looked at the green scales. Her eyes immediately displayed curiosity, and she dared to reach up to feel Dream's scales. Though, Fundy looked worried about how he would react.
As soon as her hand made contact, the tail flinched and Dream stirred, turning his attention to where he felt the touch. Juliette immediately yelped, scooting away from the muscle and muttered an apology.
" Sorry..."
Dream sighed, but said nothing. He only brought his tail closer, lowering his head back onto his arms, watching her. Fundy had not expected that type of reaction from Dream, but thought that it was probably smart enough to let her curiosity go wild so that she didn't do anything dumb.
" Wh-what cr-creature are y-you?"
She stuttered, shyly glancing at Dream and Fundy. Out of all the questioms she had, she wanted to know what creature he was?
" Furry one of you two..."
Oh... That made sense. Get to know what creatures both of them were so that she could get comfortable or try to feel safe around them both.
" Well... you can probably tell that I am a fox hybrid. Not really sure what else to say."
He offered a soft smile, before giving Dream a nod. As if giving him a chance to explain what creature he was. She tilted her head, curious but began to worry about Dream.
" Well, to put it in short, Fundy is just a mix of fox and human."
Her face twisted in confusion.
" H-how is that p-possible?"
" We... uh... don't question it."
She was dumbfounded, shoulders slumped at the brief explanation. She didn't seem as scared as before, but still was wary. Not that he blamed her.
Fundy leaned against anpther secrion of his tail, getting comfortable and drifting off. He mostly relied on Dream's warmth radiating from his scales. Nights tended to get cold in the woods, and he wasn't sure if the unconscious person would make it. She hasn't woken up yet, and it might have been only half an hour.
Fundy was fast asleep, and that's when Juliette had the courage to ask something he had not expected.
" Y... you are a naga, right?"
He nodded, confusion emitted from him. What did this have to do with their situation? He didn't know.
" I- um..."
She looked a bit embarrassed, scared even.
" Can... can you help my friend?"
" How can I help her?"
" She is a... uh- shifter of lizards? And uh..."
He tilted his head, a vague thought and idea of what she was about to ask popped up, but he dismissed it. He blamed instincts.
" And you are a reptile... Do you think that she... nevermind. It's stupid."
She turned her head away, trying to avoid eye contact with him. It just left him in a pool of confusion and curiosity. He couldn't stop as his question slipped from his mouth.
" You think I can help her?"
She looked... a bit disappointed, but nodded slowly.
" Yes... I thought you could... help her."
" How?"
" I thought you had bandages?"
" Oh... I unfortunately don't have any. Not even a regeneration potion."
She was conflicted with herself, it seemed. Not something he expected from her. It was as if she regretted her attempt at trying to ask for help to heal her friend. She didn't need to. He thought that it was a nice gesture and action that proved that she was a kind-hearted person.
" Sorry I asked."
Her voice sounded so small....
" What the- what happened?"
" Granite!"
A new voice asked, and he turned his attention to the other person. Juliette basically just jumped onto her, which caused her to hiss in pain.
" Ow- Juliette! My arm!"
The masked figure looked at Dream, and immediate began to ask a series of questions to which Juliette tried to answer as best as she could to her abilities. It was funny to see her bicker, but it replaced it with how she flinched from her injuries.
" Sorry! I am just glad that you're okay!"
Dream noticed the blood had dried up on her palm. It was a strange colour for a shifter, and he had never met a shifter that could exclusively shift into lizard related creatures. Was it because they were rare? He didn't know. He only knew that he would take them to BBG as Philza was not going to be available for a few days.
They had to just hope for the best.
-x-
" GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
" LANGUAGE!"
" I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR FILTER!"
" As I said: LANGUAGE!"
Things... didn't really go as well as both him and Fundy had hoped. Partly because Granite, as they learned from the interaction with Juliette, was a bit of a stubborn person with severe trust issues and a protective nature. And maybe she possibly had some trouble expressing her other emotions around strangers? It was a possibility, but wasn't to say that it was true.
Juliette was... a lot calmer as Karl treated her wounds. She didn't seem to be hostile unless in the situation she was in prior. Especially since her friend was unconscious. Not as if he could blame them both when they woke up to see strangers around them. He, too, would've reacted like that if he were a human with both George and Sapnap unconscious in their situation at that time.
Although, he couldn't help but dwell on his instinctual thoughts when Juliette asked if he could help Granite. The more... caretaker mindset made him feel uneasy. Not that it would be obvious with a mask over his eyes and lips most of the time.
He shook his head and left, getting his mindset back to crafting those pickaxes and shovels for the others to use. It wasn't like he'd try to stay there and dwell much further.
-----x-----
It had been three or four months after the arrival of Granite and Juliette. And even DreamXD had been spotted a few times. To say that Granite had basically tried to fight the god was an understatement. She managed to not only fight but also land some incredibly good but ineffective hits on him.
Not that it helped with the fact that she had gained the interest of the god, which only encouraged her further to pick a fight with him. She was either very brave and bold, or just very stupid and uneducated about the gods. It was a fifty-fifty at this point. Though, it was expected for her to not know about the gods or how many there were and their roles.
He shook his head as he saw Juliette try to hold Granite back from clawing at XD's throat which he thought was both admirable and incredibly baffling. He thought that Granite would listen to Juliette's reason, which proved to be wrong as the shifter just threw insults at the god.
However, the god left to which Granite seemed to take offense to and began cursing and calling the god pathetic for escaping. She was lucky that BBH was not here, or he'd literally wash her mouth with soup. He had done it before, and she was somehow not traumatized or anything. Rather, it made her start to curse even more.
He was pulled out of his thoughts when someone tugged on his sleeve. He turned his attention to see who it was, and was not at all surprised to find Juliette being the person to have tugged at his sleeve with Granite grumbling nonsense at the air.
" Um... Mister Dream?"
" I told you that you can just call me Dream. No need for ' Mister' when addressing me."
" Sorry..."
She fiddled with her sleeves for a bit before looking at her feet.
" I wanted to ask if... if it was true that you can craft materials?"
"Right... they hadn't seen me craft or anything. Just heard by the others that I could craft."
He sighed, but answered regardless by giving a small nod, curiosity filled his mind. He saw how her eyes lit up, and a smile begin to form on her lips, stretching from ear to ear.
" Can... can you craft a wooden sword for Granite and I? So that we can learn to use an actual sword properly in the future?"
He thought about it for a minute, but gave in. He nodded, before speaking again.
" I might have some wood left from making that shovel last time. It shouldn't take long. But let's see first."
He turned to his chest, and opened it. Lo and behold, there were still leftover wood. He was lucky to have leftovers, or he would've asked someone else to go get wood.
" I do have enough wood to make two wooden swords."
He let them know, getting the materials ready to be turned into weapons. He didn't mind if anyone watched him craft, as it was really complex to them. It should be complex to the two females too.
So, he began crafting, chipping away pieces of wood to form a sharp edge for said weapon and make a handle with whatever sticks he had left. After the first one was done, he began on the second one. He could feel both of their eyes look at how the sword was crafted by him with awe.
" That's so cool!"
He chuckled upon hearing the excitement in Juliette's voice. He couldn't help it, as she was rather sweet and literally scolded anyone trying to go back what they were doing with injuries that had been treated. It was comical, in a way as it always resulted in childish arguements. Especially with Tommy.
Now that he thought about it, Granite never revealed an inch of her face. Especially when she had to eat with everyone during hangouts. He only showed his lips when needing to taste the air, but that was about it. Granite... never really revealed any inch of her face. He shook his jead at the thought and gave them their weapons upon finishing. He would dwell on that thought later. For now, he had to focus on his tasks as Admin.
" Thank you!"
" Yeah... thanks or whatever, I guess."
Juliette began to scold Granite for her rude behaviour, to which it ended with them chasing each other and then practicing their fighting skills. How in Prime they were best friends was beyond him.
However, he was dragged out of his thoughts when Juliette began to yell at Granite. That was something that rarely happened between the two. He shrugged it off, simply thinking that they were messing around with each other with their new "toys" and testing them out.
It was silent after he had finished his work. When he looked outside, he noticed that it was nighttime already. It had to have been a few hours, since he worked on his tasks as Admin when the sun was in the sky at noon. However, he hadn't seen or heard of the two females in a little while. He grew a bit nervous, as they would already be in a building and let him know via George but when he checked his communicator, he saw nothing from George.
This made him incredibly worried, as mobs spawned at night away from the little town his friends had made, thanks to the glowstone path that had been placed everywhere. He put on a call for everyone to join, to which they did. Albeit some of them were a bit annoyed while others weren't.
" What is it?"
" Has anyone seen Granite and Juliette?"
" Sorry. I haven't seen them."
" I haven't seen them in a few hours."
" I last saw them at the pond."
" I am busy trying to get more materials for their armor in the mines."
" I thought they went to you to ask for wooden swords?"
" I did craft them the swords, and immediately began doing Admin tasks. I just got off and went through the messages."
Murmurs broke out on the call, and they were worried murmurs. BBH was always the one to be more worried, bless his kind heart. And then, George spoke up.
" I am going out to look for them. Sapnap said he'll help."
Everyone wished them luck and prayed for their safety. And then, the call ended with only Dream, George and Sapnap still on.
" I am coming with you guys."
" Alright. We'll be at the border of the forest near your cave."
" Just don't forget regeneration potions please."
" Wouldn't do that."
And then thhe call came to an end, communicator put back into his inventory as he began to get every necessary item for the search. He hadn't gotten close with them personally, but Juliette looked up to him. He didn't like failing. He wouldn't fail.
After making sure that he had everything, including some potions, he left to join the two waiting for him. He talked to them, and explained what the course of action was. He wasn't surprised to see that the two had iron armor on for safety. His scales were so thick, that not even gold could penetrate it. Only diamonds.
" Okay- I'll try to get their scent and then you two could carry them while I stand as a protector. I have more than enough regeneration potions incase they are beyond healing from one potion each."
The two nodded, seeming to agree with Dream's plan. They would have used building materials to build another temporary hideout like last time, if it were not for the fact that there were more mobs than normal and a literal god on the loose now. Who knew what XD would do to the two?! Especially since Granite literally attacked the god!
They followed Dream as soon as he went into a certain direction, tongue flicking to get a taste of the air, trying to pick up the scent of the two vulnerable females and probably a very protective Granite. Problem was, they had no idea whether Granite jad shifted into something or not, and they had never seen the robed female shift before.
He picked up a scent, and immediately made a sharp turn towards it, the other two trailing behind. He had smelled blood, which was not good. It was a definite sign that something or someone was injured.
As they got closer, they heard labored breathing and Juliette's voice. Not good. Absolutely not good.
" Dream! Sapnap! George!"
She immediately called them over as soon as she saw the trio, behind her was Granite with multiple injuries and a broken mask, revealing half of her face. She was covered in her own blood and a bit of Juliette's blood. Not that her friend had suffered most of the injuries like she did. Juliette suffered minor injuries while Granite suffered major injuries.
Now that they were literally up close, they saw a black tail behind Granite and some horns on her head. Her canines were sharper amd longer. Sapnap immediately began to inspect the injuries on Juliette while Dream went to use the splash potions to heal Granite's wounds. George inspected the damage inflicted on the raven-haired female and looked at Juliette.
" What happened?!"
His voice was a shrill yell as he demanded the background of what happened before the trio arrived. Sapnap just wrapped Juliette's injuries on her arm and face, incredibly focused on trying to put pressure on the bleeding wounds on her back.
" We got lost and then a large horde of zombies, creepers and skeletons came! Granite shifted and took most of the blows from the creepers and skeletons while also protecting me from the zombies! And then there were phantoms and-"
Her breathing increased, her chest jerking as she struggled to suck in oxygen, tears falling from her face as the memory of what happened began to traumatize her body again. She shook, body jerking with every breath she took in as she sobbed.
Sapnap tried to control her breathing, giving her breathing exercises he had gotten from BBH when Karl began panicking. Juliette kept speaking as she struggled to breath.
" And Granite- she- a phantom attacked- but then a zombie came- she swiped her talons at the phantom- and then a creeper came-"
At this point, she was messing up her sentences and her words jumbled, overlapping the previous word as she struggled to form a coherent sentence. However, from the jumbled words they gathered, it was obvious what had happened and why Granite was injured. No wonder Juliette didn't suffer major injuries and Granite did.
" It's okay. You don't need to say much more."
He looked at the Admin and George, all three exchanged worried looks and asked a telepathic question:
How were they going to get Granite out of here?
She was now too heavy for George to carry and Dream needed to have his hands free as George couldn't keep killing mobs that wished to do harm. Sure Dream could carry Granite, but then George would have to kill dangerous mobs with his low stamina, and he was better with long distance combat. Not short distance.
And they had no wood to build a temporary shelter.
Granite groaned, eyes open ajar as she stared at the four. Her eyes glowed and her pupils were slitted. Her vision was blurry and all she could see were the blurry coloured clothes from all four of them. Even her hearing was filled with ringing, their voices were muffled as they spoke.
That's when Sapnap and George looked at each other, exchanging nervous looks while Dream was too deep in thought to notice them looking at him. Even Juliette seemed nervous when they were nervous. Dream had a salution, but brushed it off as soon as the thought popped up.
He was fighting instinct to store them, especially Sapnap and George even though they had armor. He was large, and could fit all four of them in his brooding pouch, but he didn't want to scare them. Especially because none of them knew that he had a brooding pouch like Sapnap and BBH.
He sighed, facepalming. He was just going to have to fight it off and carry Granite. But then, out of nowhere and so sudden, Sapnap gave a surprising question.
" Dream, you're a naga. Don't nagas have a brooding pouch?"
George gave a confused look, but it wasn't directed at Sapnap. Rather, it was directed at Dream. The Admin was caught off guard by the question, looking at the two and very worried Juliette with a baffled expression. Not that they would see it anyways.
" How-"
" Dude! Your a naga! Everyone knows nagas have brooding pouches!"
He was baffled. No, really, he was. Did that mean he had worried over nothing? His mind couldn't comprehend what had just happened, or even process the information.
" Sapnap is right. Don't nagas have a brooding pouch?"
" What's going on? What do you mean by Dream having a brooding pouch? What's a brooding pouch?"
Right. They forgot that Juliette was here. And she had no knowledge about naga anatomy. Granite probably also had zero knowledge about his species's anatomy.
" So,"
Dream began crossing his arms.
" you are telling me that I was worried over nothing?!"
" Well- now that we think about it, yeah."
Sapnap rubbed his neck nervously, almost shyly.
" Yeah... we thought you knew everyone knew about your anatomy."
Juliette was confused and scared. Dream sighed, groaning at his stupidity. Of course everyone would know. There were books about naga anatomy in the library. He should've known.
But Juliette didn't know about how his anatomy worked. And he had to somehow convince her that it would be safe. Granite was too injured to probably not know what the hell they were talking about. Her mind wasn't comprehending what was said.
It wouldn't hurt to let instinct take over, right? To not let him hear the pleas Juliette would ask as he send her to his pouch, and tune out Granite trying her best to protect Juliette while being injured.
He hadn't realized that his tail unconsciously coiled around Juliette loosely, or how Sapnap and George tried to tell her that she was safe for what was to happen next. Or how Granite had blacked out again. George and Sapnap were also in his coils, and had not struggled. Although, they were a bit nervous as Dream had never used his brooding pouch before. Well- not with hus friends but with treasures before meeting them.
He barely heard the terrified yelp as his jaws opened, or how Juliette had squirmed in his coils as his head was brought closer to her face. He was in instinct mode, and it was evident that his friends knew this. They kept reassuring Juliette, but it fell on deaf ears on Dream. Everything was muffled, his slow progress of sending Juliette to his pouch and tip of his tail slowly coiling around Granite.
He only knew of a warm lump slide down his throat and enter his pouch before moving onto the next vulnerable person. He didn't know who it was, but he could definitely taste iron armor, which his brain registered as either Sapnap or George in its foggy state. He worked his jaws around the person, tilting his head so that gravity could assist him with getting the vulnerable thing down his throat, for it to enter his brooding pouch.
He didn't know what happened further, memory foggy and instinct on high alert as he felt the last vulnerable being weakly move at the tip of his coils. He snapped out of it, and held his head, feeling his brooding pouch full of something. He didn't see George or Sapnap or Juliette anywhere. That's when realization hit him.
He had them in his pouch.
And someone was squirming.
And two masculine voices tried to calm down that person.
It was Juliette that squirmed in his pouch.
It was Juliette that had pleaded for her life.
He panicked, about ready to hack them out when the squirming subsided, coming to an abrupt stop. No more pleading or squirming. Just stillness and quitness. He worried that the three were going to be ask to be let out, but didn't hear anything. He just felt the occasional squirming from the person to get... comfortable?
" Fucking- I am fighting that smiling mob-"
He snapped his attention to face Granite, who had wiped her face uselessly. She must be talking about XD, who he now found she that she thought that the god was a mob. She still wasn't in the best state, given how she distantly checked her surroundings.
He felt a tug at his brain, but decided to not worry about it as he brought the incoherent woman to his face. She didn't even know what the hell was going on when he opened his maw, saliva dripping from his sharp fangs as he carefully maneuvered her inside, working his jaws around her body without a hassle. He could taste the blood, which was bitter and not pleasant on his palette.
He swallowed, tilting his head as his esophagus brought her in the tube as he had gulped. He gulped again, feeling her slide down his throat and into his pouch. He never felt so relieved to have his friends this close to him, or how they knew of his anatomy.
He still felt a bit upset for letring instinct tale over and let it put Juliette in his pouch first and then his two best friends. But je found it pleasant to have control and feel how Granite slid down his esophagus and into his pouch. But je frowned and placed his hand on his tail where his brooding pouch was located.
" Is... is everyone okay? Do I need to get you out?"
" Yup! George and I are fine! Granite doesn't seem to know what is going on. Maybe she is put of it."
" And Juliette?"
His heart sped up, but he perked up at her voice. Scared, but not mad.
" Is... is it really safe?"
" I promise that you are safe!"
He blurted, hoping to Prime that she didn't take his blurt of words as a bad sign.
" I'll try to find that book that explains my anatomy when we get back! I promise!
" Can we just get a move on? I am about ready to just fall asleep after the scare of finding these two injured."
Dream just shook his head, slithering back to where they all came from. He even climbed the trees to avoid as many mobs as possible with everyone in his pouch. It won't be that bad the next day, right?
-x-
He was absolutely wrong. Granite came back from who knows where in her mind and what was the first thing she did? Go after XD. Dream had gotten them out of his pouch when they made it back to where they all came from, and is currently panicking at the shifter claw everywhere XD had teleported to. Juliette, BBH and even Foolish went after her as she ran after the god, whom teleported everytime she clawed at him.
It didn't seem to work, as she just kept going after the god like some German Shepard going after a killer during a police investigation. And she was not waiting to gain back her breath.
" Is this really the first thing she does upon waking up and get regenerated from the potion?"
" Looks like it."
" Now we know where to find her if XD is here."
" Couldn't agree more."
Both Dream and George said in unison as the three watched four people chase each other after a powerful entity. This was definitely not something they had expected after being in Dream's pouch and be let out upon arrival. Definitely not.
" Should we....?"
" I don't think it's a good idea."
" GET BACK HERE GREEN SMILING BASTARD!
" LANGUAGE!"
" HOW ARE YOU SO FAST?!"
" JUST COME BACK HERE, GRANITE! THAT'S A-"
" COME HERE COWARD!"
" GRANITE!"
Yup. This was their daily routine now. And it was now everyone's problem, as the rest of the members just watched the chase unfold. Heck- even Tommy wamted to join at one point! Dream had to learn to make Granite stop going after XD. Even if it means using his pouch or going through codes and use commands.
" GRANITE!"
This was his life now.
#dsmp vore#safe vore#soft vore#naga!dream#fundy#foolish#georgenotfound#dreamwastaken#dsmp#g/t#mcyt g/t#mcyt#mcyt vore#sapnap#badboyhalo#tommyinnit#karl#dreamxd
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Hey so um what if Armand is funding Dr. Bhansali's research into using vampire blood to cure disease, specifically Parkinson's, and had him take blood samples from Daniel when he visited the penthouse?
#Armand visits just a few weeks later to check in and inquire if they need anything#Bhansali gently reminds him that this is a whole new frontier of medical research and these things can take decades to produce results#Armand not so gently reminds him that he doesn't have that kind of time#Bhansali smiles and tells him that Armand already has the power to use his blood to cure his reporter friend's illness if he really wants t#Armand tells him that isn't an option#He leaves feeling more powerless anxious and foolish than when he came in#iwtv spoilers#iwtv#amc iwtv#interview with the vampire#devil's minion#dr. fareed bhansali#the devil's minion#armandaniel#armand#the vampire armand#daniel molloy
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okay but "Where the King has taken many" was an insane hint 💀
#im SURE it was t meant like that#but also theyre all freaks so who knows#the realm#the realm smp#trsmp#foolish#trsmp foolish
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part of me thinks that they left us this long so they can come back with a tumblr tag and laugh at us for being a little bonkers about their break
#like what foolish scenarios have our fans dreamt up this time#this is a safe space for delusions#<3#dnp posting#dan and phil#dnp#dan and phil games#dnpgames#mine#t.....theemonths without uploading they come back with a tag
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RTD asked Moffat to write for new nuwho and he said OK but it will all be about love persevering in spite of war and heartless corporations/politicians.
#AND IT FUCKS ‼️‼️‼️#moffat bbg ive forgiven you for the weird way you wrote women drag your ass back into the writing chair and tell me about human spirit#hate is always foolish and love is always kind or whatever that lesbian grandfather said#doctor who#dr who#new new who#doctor who series 14#14th doctor#joy to the world#steven moffat#russel t davies
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Btw I fully believe this is an unreliable narrator situation. Just because Jack says everyone got blown up or "went away", that doesn't mean we have to accept it as total canon that only three people survived. How would they possibly know that the goddess of death swooped in to bring the Syndicate to the End? How do we even know the server was in any real danger when none of it is visibly blown up (except L'Manberg RIP)? This shit is riddled with plotholes anyway, if you wanna say that your special blorbo survived by hiding in a fridge and is sipping cocktails on a tropical island, go for it lmao
#I don't think many of the CCs care enough anymore to establish a true canon ending for their character#or they'd have done it by now#nor would I expect the ones who did to adjust their storylines for all the nuke stuff#it's a huge comfort and relief to get a happier ending for triple T but the lore is still the fandom's now lol and I fully intend to keep#believing that Q and Foolish survived in the among us bunker#dsmp
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Lukey crashing out after Foolish asked Bad to make Tina Netherite armor and then giving Tina the yellow dye Lukey gave him 😭
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Sleepy Sleepy 💤
#I almost DIE of cuteness when foolish decide to sleep with the babies T 0 T#qsmp#qsmp fanart#leonarda qsmp#pomme qsmp#q!foolish#quick sketch#mcyt
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n*loth not being able to bag anyone over the (human term) age of 25-30 at most is the only logical and real conclusion to me because it can be just explained away as him wanting to prove and control everything and anyone (Cus he's a man!) but being stuck in that demographic because his unbearable and vile personality is a force that nobody can look past once they've outgrown the possible fear and idolization period of anyone but also n*loth in particular.
#text#i think even younger ones that possess the same nasty traits can be slammed back 'In their place' (in his mind) by him just bc his -#- abilities and power alone (alt. name the factors that make him 'Cool') that dumbs them down insanely in comparison#maybe by this i mean like; ild*ri. despite the animosity she could still feel very foolish and is conscious of her wuss-ness#if that makes sense#cause no matter the disrespect anyone might have for an older capable person the reality is still reality#tbh i just think he doesn't like to sweat it much and still aims for the younger ones bc it's easier than it would be for someone that's -#- 30+ years old#and once he's proven his point he doesn't find any merit in sticking with older ones cause their interests or anything they offer -#- don't matter to or interest Him personally#i think an older demographic is just more boring to him and he would rather spend his time being metaphorically sucked off for his greats -#- by someone that already finds themselves 'lesser' than him and always will for a long time#than someone that is defiant of that fact#basically the more power imbalance the better#in his mind there will always be one unless he certainly knows someone is his equal (or better than him) but he likes the add-on of an -#- age difference too#keeps it in a safe zone with less problems for him#sorry for spitting again my brain just started machine-gunning thoughts for no reason#also i said before that he's an innocence fan. might not be a total puritan but there's something there#it's kinda like him not wanting to be with a dusty ''OLD'' person that's seen a lot anyway#i'm like barely able to hold myself back from opening my mouth to mention t*lvas where i'm making a point about n*loth's brain where he -#- isn't even needed to prove it#but like#him voicing dislike of n*loth general nauseating character and actions but still sucking up to him while n*loth can probably feel -#- that dislike anyway is cute to me i like to view it as an object being thrown into the wall over and over#where n*loth is proving his own worth to other people by drilling their brains out with proof. not that he needs to#but he would like that to be perfected a 100%#and t*lvas is capable of being molded into that state ....... probably#silusvesuisuis you didnot just confess to wanting to see t*lvas be slammed into a wall you fucked up demented beast you're sick#actually can't believe i forgot to mention this but he's literally so immature idk what he has anything in common with actual mature people
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It is very sad to see how much people actually underestimate Tubbo and Foolish because when they told everyone that something important to them was missing, very few people actually thought it was worth their time or that it wasn’t anything more then some random old diamond
#it should t matter what it is#just that it’s important to them#qsmp#tubbo#qsmp tubbo#qsmp foolish#foolish#town of fobo
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BEHOLD✨
My dads.
I seriously can't with their dynamic they are the cutest, talented and horniest family of the QSMP 💜❤️💛
#qsmp#qsmp fanart#qsmp leonarda#vegetta777#Foolish#fooligetta#this is the FIRST & ONLY time my heart accept a partner for Vege that is not Rub and I LOVE THEM#Foolish and Doozers win my heart their community is so kind and precious and I love the friendship they formed with the guapísimos despite t#-The language barrier#and its so-💜💜💜
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What You Lean On by Coby_Thinks
4 Chapters | T | 33,476
Soulmate AU | Criminal AU | Fluff and Angst | Hospitals
“Okay, well, what about your soulmate?”
“What about em?” Foolish scoffed. “I don’t even know who it is.”
“You think they like knowing you’re always hurt? They’re probably worried about you. How do you feel whenever they get hurt, hm?”
Well, that wasn’t fair, making him feel sorry for someone he didn’t know. Sure, whenever a new small mark or even painful burn of his soulmate's injuries showed up he felt bad about it but it's not like his ‘other half’ was taking very good care of themself, either. He was not the only problem here, even if he was a big part of it.
“I feel like getting prizza.”
“No, you don’t.”
#qsmp#qsmp fanfiction#fan fiction recommendations#ao3 link#t rating#qsmp foolgetta#qsmp fooligetta#qsmp foolish#qsmp vegetta#fooligetta#foolgetta#author: Coby_Thinks
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Okay does Wilbur still count as a single parent? I know Tallulah has technically been adopted by Philza and in canon has Tubbo and Niki as god parents but does that count in Purgatory? Does Bad still count as a single parent when Baghera has said to adopt Dapper in canon. Who is technically still a single parent anymore and which teams are accountable for which eggs? Do we have a list somewhere to clarify???
#qsmp#qsmp purgatory#qsmp wilbur#qsmp tallulah#qsmp philza#qsmp tubbo#qsmp niki#qsmp badboyhalo#qsmp baghera#qsmp dapper#qsmp fitmc#qsmp foolish#qsmp leonarda#qsmp ramon#QSMPblr help me T-T
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pirates?
pirates.


#kinda but not really spoilers in the tags here:#sizeshifter!sapnap#tiny!skeppy#sizeshifter!bbh#sizeshifter!bad#sizeshifter!karl#sizeshifter!foolish#god DAMN i didn’t realize how many sizeshifters i put in this thing#dw tho they’re all different ✨flavors✨ of sizeshifters#quackity is one too but he’s not in this sketch dump#Puffy Schlatt Dream and George are all normal#mcyt g/t#mcyt gt#cyncerity#cyn art#pirate au#Going On Account#goa au
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SPIDERMAN Y SPIDERWOMAN
leo's is a bit older than roier's, but ive been sitting on these two drawings for a while, I wanted to post them with the batfoolish and lobo nocturno when I finish them but I don't have de energy to even start them (; T.T)),,
#i am back from the trenches (passing out every couple of hours from dehydration)#qsmp fanart#qsmp roier#qsmp leonarda#dont look too hard i know leo's anatomy looks whack#and leo's symbol is supposed to be a spider and a dragon idk if it reads that way#also#against my better judgment i gave roier 6 arms and 8 eyes because its what he deserves#cw eyestrain#?? just in case#bc the background is at max saturation#i found the dotted brush on krita so this happened#off topic but#so much happened in yesterday and the day before's streams like#maxo in jail??. the entire dinner with the codes. the maxo vs elq fight. pac e mike wo wo kidnapping by foolish.#celbit enrichment with more puzzles. fit working as fed janitor. walterbob DIED???? W H A T ?#G E G G D I ED ??? ?? H U HHH??? '' ????#THEY MEANT A LOT TO ME ��;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽
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