#switch mickey milkovich

[dorkszn]

“quit squirmin’, will ya?” mickey rasps in your ear. you swallow harshly as you grip the fabric of his sweatpants.

“you guys are attacking me,” you scoff, mickey’s lips press against the skin of your throat again. bite marks and bright red bruises litter across your skin.

“god, you’re so dramatic.” your red-head boyfriend sighs from the end of your bed. ian kisses against your abdomen, softly sucking more hickies into your skin while his fingers toy with the waistband of your shorts.

“am not.” you glare down at him.

“are too.” mickey grumbles, softly digging his fingertips into your skin. you slightly squirm at the touch, a sigh leaving you.

“i am no—“

“god, you talk so much.” ian interrupts, bringing his lips to yours. he pulls your words from your throat and into to him, leaving you with nothing but gentle breathes and whines.

meanwhile, mickey’s hands slide into your pants, playing with the fabric of your boxers that were growing tighter by the minute.

suddenly, the sound of your phone ringing broke you and ian apart. “shit— sorry, one second.”

they don’t let you leave their trap so you just reach out and grab the phone. you flip the top part up and bring it to your ear. “hello?” you greet. your mother’s voice responds to you through the speaker.

“yeah, you know I’ll be there.” you reply as she talks. you feel mickey begin nipping at your neck and ian takes the waistband of your pajamas pants into his grip. a choked noise leaves you.

“sorry, I’m just… a little busy right now.” you speak out, your free hand reaching up to hold mickey’s hair to carefully push him off of you. but he doesn’t budge.

“yeah, ok, see you then, yeah, love you too, bye.” you say, quickly hanging up the phone.

“who was that?” the ginger questions, kissing your jawline.

“my mom, you assholes.” you scoff. ian pulls down your pants to completely reveal your underwear and growing erection.

“aww,” mickey hums and you can see his smug grin out the corner of your eye.

“shut the fuck up, milkovich,” ian snickers from his spot. “you too, gallagher.” you look over to him.

a smirk covers ian’s face. “why don’t you makes us, fisher?”

[sluttygallavich]

Mickey hears Ian breathe—I'm ready—and has to squeeze his eyes shut so this isn't all over before it even begins.

"I want you to. I– Mick, I want you," Ian whispers into the sliver of space still separating them. "Want you inside."

"Jesus Christ–"

Mickey is fumbling to get himself into position, but he hears Ian's soft laugh. A little shaky. Nervous, but trying not to be.

"Just Ian is fine," he quips.

Mickey blinks his eyes open in surprise and takes in Ian's half-quirked smirk. And just like that, all the pressure squeezed into the too small cell, all the expectation, all the years of fucking buildup leading to this moment—it all just releases into the recycled air and gets sucked up into the prison's ventilation system until there's nothing left but their bunk and their bodies and Ian's hand wrapping around the back of Mickey's neck, pulling him closer. Just them. Just Ian and Mickey.

Mickey snorts and presses a smiling kiss to Ian's chapped lips.

"Idiot."

"Yeah, but your idiot."

Mickey presses their foreheads together, both of them still grinning around the other's lips, and closes that final bit of distance, the tip of his cock pushing into Ian for the first time.

[mmandymmilkovich]

why would they completely and obviously change the layout of the milkovich house for season 3/4 onward? to victimize me personally?

[dreamjupiter]

and then he ruined it

missed ya.

Shameless US, S3

[arriansarchive]

Bottom!Dom!Carl Gallagher/Male!Top!Sub!Milkovich!Reader

This one's been in my mind for a while but I haven't acted upon my urges

Warnings since I forget to do them a lot: edging, pinching??? painplay????, other smut stuff, getting caught

Like season 10/11??? It doesn't really specify or anything but he's an adult

I've also decided to switch my name tag from y/n to m/n so yeah (i might forget in later stories so idk)

I used the word cock again be proud. im evolving

Summary: Porn

A simple day for junk food and TV programs. Well, that's what it was supposed to be before Carl got any bright ideas as usual.

Mickey had chaperoned you over to the Gallagher house after a job interview to help him with a few things, but you ended up just sitting with your boyfriend for a while. It wasn't the most productive thing you could be doing though nobody cared but Mickey.

By this time you both had gotten a few drinks down, and you were successfully quite tipsy. Not drunk to the point of delirium but not all there either.

You were barely paying attention to the TV until a rather heated, weirdly even, sex scene popped up. Carl laughed a little before leaning back in his seat.

A few minutes went past and in the corner of your eye you saw Carl stiffen, his mouth in a straight line. He seemed uncomfortable.

"You good?" You lolled your head over from the back of the couch to stare deeply at him.

He looked over at you, seemingly contemplating something before he lunged at you with full force. Carl pushed you back onto the couch vigorously with a elated look, straddling you.

"Don't tell me that shitty sex scene actually got to you." You rolled your eyes, but your breath automatically hitched whenever he grinded against you.

You tried to maneuver your way out from under him, but Carl held you down with such force that you didn't know where it even came from.

"I'm not going under today." He declares while shrugging off his jacket.

"Then what do you suggest we do?" You crossed your arms behind your head and yawned.

"You'll see." He muttered once he finally tugged his shirt over his head.

Carl started to unbutton the fancy shirt you had spent pretty much all your money on for your interview, but he decided to leave it on even after it was fully unbuttoned. Fucking in style or something like that.

He pressed his mouth up to yours needily. His hands were roaming your body and pinching you at random spots, making you flinch and groan into your boyfriend's mouth

You gasped lightly into Carl's mouth as his hands traveled down your dress pants, palming you roughly through your boxers. He had an evil smirk on his face.

"If you're this hard from me just doing that then you'd better prepare yourself." He whispered in your ear seductively.

You whimpered at the cold air whenever his hand left you, and your pants and boxers were pulled down.

Carl drug his hand up and down excruciatingly slowly for about a minute before teasing the tip with his thumb. The pad was circling the slit which was leaking steadily.

You were barely able to contain your noises of displeasure whenever he pulled away completely to take his own pants off but couldn't help to wonder what he was going to do next.

Suddenly he bent down from the couch and pulled out a few lube packets from one pocket of his pants.

"Were you planning this?" You managed to get out with a shakey voice.

He grinned. "Of course I was."

Carl was notorious for pain play with you. He loved doing it probably more than he loved normal sex without it, so no stretching wasn't a problem with him as he was usually the bottom.

He spread the lube over you, massaging around the base and tip mostly since he knew you were the most sensitive there.

You both groaned loudly in unison whenever he started to lower himself onto you. You were basically in agony from how slow he was going, and you could tell he was too.

You squeezed your eyes shut at the ecstasy that enveloped you at even the slight movement of his hips up and down on you. He had a maniacal look in his eyes.

He raised his legs up to where your tip was about to slip out and then slammed back down into you. Carl started a steady pace of this, not too fast but not too slow.

Both of your whimpers and groans were filling the silent, empty living room. Now that most of the Gallaghers were adults they weren't in the house a lot

Carl felt his wits end coming closer with each passing thrust, but yours was going even quicker. He had always noticed you were louder whenever you were about to finish.

Your hips spasmed as you came into Carl. He continued to bounce, chasing his orgasm while overstimulation engulfing your senses

Thick white ropes shot out of Carl rapidly with a loud scream of pleasure. You felt yourself start to harden once more and almost groaned in exhaustion.

He collapsed onto your chest, not bothering to take your cock out of him for the time being. It was silent until you both heard footsteps approach from the back door.

"Carl, what the hell are you doing?" A female voice yelped from the back of the couch.

"Tuning you out. What the hell does it look like?" He opened one eye passively and shrugged.

"Well, it looks like your fucking Mickey Milkovich's brother."

"That part is true too."

Your face flushed in embarrassment as Debbie and Carl argued back and forth about Franny's wellbeing and other concerns about fucking on the Gallagher house's couch. The words vomit and piss were used too much for your liking.

Ian's cackle became apparent from the kitchen along with Mickey's heavy footfalls.

"You fuckin' my brother, Gallagher?" He called.

You both decided to take your second round down to the basement. It's safe to say you got teased about it for a while after that.

[skxllz]

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male! reader introduces ian and mickey to the gayness goodness of iced coffee.

a jug of the cold beverage pulled from the fridge and sat on the counter, along with whipping cream, flavored creamer, sugar and chipped ice. you make quick work at blending each beverage — and then top it all off with a spin-top of whipped cream at the surface.

plunking a straw into the cups, before picking each glass up with little difficulty and shuffling to the living room of your apartment where the two males are spotted wrestling on the couch.

ian has mickey in a head lock, a smug look upon his handsome face, “ y’gonna apologize or what? ”

“ no! ” mickey huffed, trying to push the ginger's arms away — but to no avail. “ fuck off, gallagher! get off’a me! ”

you stand there for a minute and admire the little innocent, happy moment the two share. it isn't often mickey or ian catch a break, with the way the two's lives have always been — mickey either winding up in the can again, have something goin’ on with his family or even some shitty occurrence going on in ian's life like every other day. the two deserved to smile and laugh with one another... and you, who dropped into their lives just a year ago, wanted to make sure it happened.

so far, these past couple’a weeks, you've been doing a pretty good job at it.

“ hey, idiots- ” your presence gracing the living room caused both males to look up; ian being distracted, so mickey finally frees himself from his hold. the brunette shoots him a glare, but ian pays no mind to it - instead, wonders what exactly is in your arms.

“ what's that? ” ian nods at the drinks you're holding, watching as you cross the room to set them on the coffee table.

you hummed, “ iced coffee, ” before plopping down a good distance away from the two.

mickey's brow furrowed a good bit as he took note of that, but you didn't say anything. “ the fuck is iced coffee? ” he questions, looking between you and ian with his famous ��� what the actual fuck ’ expression.

ian rolls his eyes. “ it's obviously coffee with ice in it. ”

“ and whipping cream, ” you add, smiling proudly. ian chuckles at that, seeming to find your beam of proudness cute. “ plus- the coffee itself is store bought in a jug. I didn't make it. ”

mickey's busy eyeing the drink, looking as if he was expecting it to jump out at him. then, he switches his eyes onto ian; giving him a small nudge. “ you try that shit first. I'm not dyin’.

“ why the hell would you die? ”

“ what if he's tryin’ ta’ fuckin’ poison us, huh? ”

ian gave mickey a deadpanned stare, absolutely done with his shit. although you didn't know whether he was joking or not, you still tried not to laugh — milkovich sure could be an ass sometimes.

ian sighs, turning to wrap his fingers around the cup. “ he's not going to poison us, mick. ” but, even though ian said that with confidence, he still sniffed the iced coffee once he brought it upwards.

as if he could smell anything, though.

.. but then again, he was an emt before. for all you knew —if you were going to poison them— there could be some type of technique behind it to sniff out drugs. like a damn blood hound or something.

oh well, not like there was drugs in there anyway.

slowly, after bringing the rim of the glass to his lips, ian took a sip. his brows pinched together and he hummed, smacking his lips together as he swallowed; pulling the cup back from his mouth. “ it's... ”

“ it's what? ” mickey looked ready to slap ian for being so vague with his dramatic pause. “ fucking what? spit it the fuck out. ”

“ good, ” the ginger grinned, taking another drink. that left mickey to look at him bug-eyed — before his gaze was turned to you.

then the drink.

... and he was snatching the cup up, taking his own sip out of curiosity.

“ the hell? ” mickey mumbled into the surface of the liquid, causing bubbles to arise; his brows were knitted again. whipped cream was sticking to his upper lip, making both you and ian grin.

“ you like it? ” you question, eager to hear his answer. you could never know with mickey — he often had the same reaction with everything.

something negative? swearing. something positive? swearing. only difference was, is that he sometimes changed his tone.

but right now, he just sounded uncertain.

to you, at least. ian could decipher that mickey enjoyed it, because he was laughing quietly under his breath and smiling. “ oh, he likes it. he's just surprised ‘s all. ”

“ hell yeah I'm surprised! ” mickey announced rather aggressively, his eyebrows now risen. “ this shit tastes like queer rainbows and- and fucking fairy sprinkles! and I actually like it! the fuck is that about?! ”

you had to press your fist to your mouth to keep from laughing. “ I'm, uh- I'm glad you like it. ”

it wasn't long before mickey chugged his entire iced coffee down. he ended up slamming his glass onto the table —a whipped cream ring around his mouth and on his chin— with widened eyes, and pupils blown out with amazement. “ get me s’more of this shit. ”

“ yes sir- ”

“ don't call me sir, that shit turns me on. ”

“ ... yes, uh- yes sir. ”

“ ian, grab his ass. I'm done playin’ games. ”

[burninface]

Hi Face, my video game loving friend!

Do you have any thoughts about the Gallaghers and Milkoviches playing Mario Kart? What do you think their go to characters would be?

Hi Sarah!! Thanks for the ask and omg I finally answered your ask! Sorry for the super delay…>< here I am!!

And yes I always have lots of thoughts about their gaming characters! But I only played mario kart on wii back when I was still in primary school and had played mario kart 8 on my bestie’s switch once or twice, and I don’t know the most of game terms in English, so I watched some videos and checked up wiki for reference. Hope I didn’t get anything wrong😵!

Ok so first, I tend to think that the first mario kart game for milkoviches will be Mario Kart: Super Circuit, cause teen Jaime or Colin would steal a GBA for fun (which was soon pawned by Terry, the younger siblings only got to watch them play). But for the Gallaghers it is more likely to be Mario Kart Wii, when Lip and Ian became teenagers and they got one from some dead people’s house. And of course they’ll play mario kart 8 for family entertainment after season11 hehe

And for their go to characters and in game personalities, here’s my thoughts:

Fiona: I don’t think she was very interested in video games nor she had time to play? But she’d join her siblings occasionally. She usually just picked a random character and played it as a driving game, using items once she got them and just vaguely knew what can they do.

Lip: He is definitely the kind of player who plays to win. And he’s also the only one who will change vehicles depends on the maps and pay attention to the stats of characters and vehicles. He knows a lot of game tricks and shortcuts, and will change his strategy to better counter his siblings (and later mickey, but at the time he would be too busy to deal with parenting and had no time to study the game like he used to do). His favorite character would be Donkey Kong, because he’s kinda meta in both mkw and mk8 (ok, I’m actually not very sure about this). And later for mk8 he liked Waluigi too, for the same reason. And sure, he prefers bikes than karts (his favorite bike is Flame Runner).

Debbie: She didn’t play video games much but different from Fiona, Debs has a gift in gaming. She figured out the best combo of characters and vehicles naturally, and found the playing tricks without playing much. She even won Lip sometimes, but her permanent enemy number one is Carl. Her game skills were better than him, but not her luck on items, especially when she was countering Carl. They keep recording the score between them from mkw to mk8 (it’s really close). Debbie’s favorite characters are Peach and Toadette, after Franny was born, she started to like Baby Daisy too, ‘cause she looks exactly like her baby girl.

Franny: Her favorite character is Dry Bones (She thinks they are cute), Yoshi (just like her uncle) and Inkling Girl (she plays Splatoon too!). And after watching The Super Mario Bros. Movie, she thought Peach is really cool too. Her uncle Mickey suggested she choose Tanooki Mario (raccoon suit Mario) to chase her uncle Ian once, they giggled together the whole game.

Carl: When Carl was younger, he thought Mario Kart was a game about speeding and crashing, so his to go character was Bowser. He liked to crash his siblings’ karts but soon found that he couldn’t touch them if he always fell behind. So, in order to crash more karts, he began to study how to drive faster. Then he found many shortcuts to facilitate him to chase up, and also found the fun of using items to attack others. And his favorite character became Wario and King Boo. Dry Bowser was cool to him, too. Carl’s a lucky player who always got nice items, but his game skill was not that good (he is more like a fps/fighting game player to me). And yes he seems Debbie as his biggest enemy in Mario Kart as well. Carl was also the best Gallagher in the ballon battle mode.

Liam: Liam is the one who always deliberately falls behind at first to get better items and prevent clashes, but suddenly boosts up at the last round and becomes one of the top 3. Just when you see the finish line and think you are winning, Liam will come from behind and silently drive past you. Liam is also the only one who will search for gaming tips as reference (Lip was too proud to do that). He always chooses Toad as character but his favorite one is Shy Guy, sometimes he uses his mii character too. He plays splatoon too!

Ian: idk why but my first impression is Ian will always move his whole body when playing video games, so for mkw, he always keeps tilt controls on while playing games and tilt his upper trunk sharply every time his kart drift. His favorite character is Yoshi, cause the cute dinosaur seems friendly and is easy to play. And later for mk8, he likes to use Villager (‘cause he seems like an Animal Crossing player) and mii with Mickey’s appearance (by pie @gallapiech) too. He knows the common tricks of the game and some of the shortcuts (learned from Lip) by experiences. Somehow Ian was always attacked by others unexpectedly (mainly by Carl and Mickey, sometimes Debbie when they trying to crash the other player, and by everyone when they use items trying to take down another player). His favorite item is Bullet Bill and every time he falls behind, he’ll keep praying for one in low voice (and he’s kinda jealous that Carl always got one). He is also the only one who will slow down a little to safely dodge all the obstacles on the track (that’s how he found that his crush and later his boyfriend and ex and husband looks exactly like a goomba).

It's another story when he plays against with Mickey though. They’ll physically harass each other, and since Mickey will always find him among all the players and use items on him deliberately, Ian has to become more aggressive to fight back. They always got place 11th and 12th in multiplayers game due to it (they still like to compete for the 11th tho, and winning the other one def feels better than be the winner of the game). Not only once Ian said they better play separately but the family love when gallavich play as a duo because that means easy win to them.

Mickey: Mickey’s favorite character would be Wario and Dry Bowser, because duh, he loves being a big bad guy (and Bowser looks a little dumb in his opinion). And later when he found out that Ian isn’t good with raccoon, he liked to use Tanooki Mario too. From all the Gallaghers and Milkoviches, Mickey is the best at using items. He was good at aiming other players, prejudging their movement, as well as calculating when to use boosting items to make the best use of them. He was also good at remembering shortcuts and mastered stealing others’ items (he mastered stealing in Ballon Battle too). But compared to winning the whole game, Mickey was always focusing at winning one people. Just, not letting someone to win is more fun to him.

While playing against Ian, his favorite things to do is waiting for him in front of items and driving sideways to eat all items up when Ian arrives, and bumping into him from time to time (in game and out game). He’ll use all the items on Ian (and he always accidently steps on the banana he set before because he is too focus on his lover). But every time when Lip is in game too, the highest priority will become “not letting Lip win” (and if Ian wins Lip, "that counts my win too ‘cause we are fuckin’ husbands").

Mandy: When Mandy was younger, she’s a Toadette/Daisy player, but later her favorite character had changed to Mario and Luigi (‘cause they are man with big nose?). Mandy’s gaming skills are quite alike to Ian, which makes them a perfect gaming duo. Her favorite item is super star (since all his brothers like to use items on others). She like to use physical harassment while gaming just like all the Milkoviches. Later for mk8, she got her love for Daisy back because she’s comfy to use. She also likes Link (“yeah he’s def the most handsome one”) and Isabelle (she plays Animal Crossing too, but not much as Ian, they often visit each other’s island).

Iggy: Surprisingly, unlike on other things, Iggy really have brain for video games, even Mickey had learned tricks from him. Iggy is the kind of player who can’t explain why he’s this good at the game, but he’s just good. He’s also lucky in game (and he believes the unluckier he was irl the luckier he will be in games), always gets the good items and dodges the attack from others. His to go character must be Waluigi, and he was one of the members who voted Waluigi to appear in the Super Smash Bros. He also loved Rosalina, she’s his first video game crush. But he’s too afraid to let Terry found out he’s using female characters in game so he never played as her back then (and he’s still confused about how’s that ”faggy” if you like a female character so you play as her just to gaib her more screem time). After mk8 came out, his favorite character became to Iggy (“Yo losers, none of you can play as yourself in game except me”).

And a little bonus about Sandy: I think she’s kinda like Debbie, has a gift for Mario Kart but not really interested in this kind of game, and unfortunately, she had never played against with Debbie in games (they didn't have time to). She likes to play fps games better and duos with Mickey sometimes (they play fps irl too lol).

Another bonus: young Milkoviches playing Mario Kart Wii!! (yeah I know mkw was released in 2008. But I just want chibi Milkoviches to play together🥺

Bonus after bonus that kinda digress: while I was writing the answer, Mario Kart Toys were back at McDonald's. I ordered happy meals for the toys and then started to think… Mickey is likely to be one who order happy if the toy in it is really cool to him. But he doesn’t want others to know he orders happy meal (even when he was kid) and he really doesn’t like the milk in it (other things are okay), so he always found another one to order happy meal for him and to steal their coke…

At last… sorry for let you waiting for so long Sarah…! Thanks for the ask again and hope you like the answer<3 I really love to imagine them playing video games🥰

[sleepymick]

like i am rewatching the show, and i saw a clip of that scene and was like ?? that just doesn’t make sense??? like, he may not use his ss number -bc i agree, there was just never any use for it- but imo, it makes sense that he’d at least KNOW it, given all the crime and what not he and his family get up to. he had to get a fake ID and passport in s7, something tells me he KNOWS a ss number has 9 numbers.

i just recently replied to someone on a reddit thread bc they had asked “where in the show does it say/show that mickey is street smart?” or something along those lines, and i was like HUH???? like, i do not mean to be rude, i am super happy to answer this question tbh, but HUH?? did we watch the same show? i know everyone takes away different things when it comes to shows and characters, but i was so lost bc huuhhh?? my rant was about the “dumbing down” of his character in later seasons -which i guess can be a controversial take- and like yeah, some of that has to do with the maturity that most people adopt to some degree or another as they age, and it’s a little to do with how he now needs to adapt to a more stable life, but later seasons mickey just feels OFF. i love him literally no matter what, but that’s just my opinion. but yeah, i was talking about this, and how we see that there’s several examples of mickey being very intelligent in his own right, and that’s what someone had responded with. i was so floored!!

i like the headcanon that with the right guidance, mickey could’ve matched lip in his intelligence. i LOVE fics that show how smart and hands on mickey is, and how quickly he can pick up on something and learn that skill, but i especially love fics that make this intelligence a sort of passion of his. like, he’s really really good at x thing, and understands it really well, and feels a passion for it, or attachment. a really good example is a fic called cooperative gameplay, which i will tell everyone about til the day i die bc it’s soooo good (and it does this thing where mickey is adapted to a stable life really well, but he isn’t out of character) and if you haven’t read it, 10/10 highly recommend

@sleepymick I agree. I think sometimes the writers did things for comedic affect without thinking the fans would be clocking their canon mistakes. Like him not spelling Gallagher right in the tattoo. He spelled it right when he spraypainted it on the wall in season 1.

So even if we take season 11's word on it and he didn't know what a social security number was, it's not because he's dumb. It's because his entire life he's not needed it. They've never had bank accounts or jobs so he would have no use of it. It's not like good ole' Terry had a file folder with his kids birth certificates and ss cards safe at home.

Mickey was surprised when Ian said he had a bank account because it's so rare for the people in his life to save responsibly or to have anything that was legitimate or on the grid. It's all about now and surviving through today. Cash. Goods he can sell for cash.

It's part of why he doesn't think long term about consequences, either. When Ian talks to him about having a gun and possibly going back to jail, he doesn't flinch. Those are tomorrow problems. His whole life was pretty much just trying to figure out the day to day living. Hustling. Those are the skills he learned. And he's exceptional at them. If he'd actually had the opportunity to do other types of learning, I have no doubt he'd be above average. No, I don't think he's smarter than Lip. I don't think he's a super genius. But I think he's exceptional at the world he's grown up in and, if redirected, it could have taken him far in either the business world or in a trade. Especially if it had to do with numbers.

He'd have been a great carpenter or architect. He's shown a propensity for drawing and being creative. He'd do what he wanted without answering to anyone. He'd be bored working in an office making other people money. But if he was a carpenter or architect, he'd be able to do the geometry in his head to make cuts and put together furniture or home building. He'd also be a good negotiator for his own contracts.

[wishyouloveme]

It always starts with a fight

Warnings: gun, Female reader, Y/n used, stealing, slight implications of smut. TW: KASH,nickname

 Pairing: Mickey Milkovich x Fem! Reader

A/n note: I'm sorry I've been so on and off lately! My job started up and I'm going back to school! But I'm back on writing finally!!

Requested (y/n): yes Hey girl!Could you make a Mickey Milkovich x Fem reader?Where the reader works at the Kash n grab, and Mickey comes in and keeps stealing, but at some point the reader surprises him by standing up to him. You can take it from there 

- Samantha ❤️

Request made by: @samantha-rae-velcher

It was a long day,and you were already fucking tired and upset. Kash had cut your pay in half because Mickey fucking Milkovich had been stealing while you were on shifts.

Thats why, today when Mickey walked in, and walked over to a basket, you got ready to grab the gun you had under the counter.

"I'm just gonna take my stuff and go, alright sweet pea? Alright sounds good" Mickey told you,and you gritted your teeth.

He didn't wait for an answer, and just kept walking around grabbing stuff. A Pringles tube, some sour cream, a hot dog packet, and more things you didn't have memorized off the top of your head.

He came up to the counter,smirking at you.

"Now,how about…hm…50 bucks from that cash register?" He asks, although you knew he wasn't asking.

You sighed,and made it look as though you were grabbing the money, before cooking the gun and aiming it at him, clicking off the safety as you did.

"How about you stop calling me fucking sweet pea,and you put the shit back" you demanded,cocking an eyebrow at hom,and motioning to the aisle where he got most of the stuff from.

That, was a mistake you didn't realize you were making.

He grabs the butt of the gun from you,wrenching it out of your hands and turning the barrel of the gun on you, and chuckling.

"Aw sweet pea, did you really assume that you could pull a gun on me?" He scoffed,and put some chips in the bag.

"And those too, sweet pea" Mickey hums out,to which you bit your lip and glared, opening the cash register.

You grabbed the money out of the register, before setting it down,watching as he reached out to grab it,to which you grabbed his hand, flipping him around and pushing him against a wall flipping the neon 'open' sign to 'closed'.

His face switched to one of surprise,which he quickly masked with a cheeky smirk,grounding against you slightly.

You gasped,your eyes widening as you let go of him in sheer surprise, to which he grabbed your waist,pushing you against the wall heavily.

"Never.underestimate.me.again. got it, sweet pea?" You nodded slightly,your eyes still wide as your breath was knocked out of you from him pressing you against the wall.

He grabbed you, the gun, and the cash,slipping the cash into his pocket.

"Thanks for the fun game" mickey hums out,grabbing the groceries and walking up backwards.

You calmed down for a bit before you realized something

"You son of a bitch,gimme my gun back!"

AND DONE!

❤Reblogs are always welcome!

[look-i-love-u]

Hello, Hello Vey! Sliding into your inbox today to ask you a question—

How do you think the Gallaghers story line would have changed if the order of siblings had been different? Say Ian or Lip were the oldest while Fiona was second oldest/middle? Do you think things would have been better, worse or relatively the same? How would the dynamics/closeness of siblings change?

How do you think the Gallavich story line would have played out differently had Ian been in the head of household role? (Gallavich being the same ages as one another of course!)

-Cheyanne🩷

Hey Chey,

thank you for the fun surprise in my inbox today! I can safely say that I never asked myself this question so it was an intriguing thing to think about today. xox

I think Lip might have stepped up. After fucking up hard and fast at first. Because being the head of the family isn't something he wants or takes lightly to. Yes, he pulls his weight but he also always seem to count on being able to fall back onto Fiona. But I do think he'd make it work. In his own faulty way in the end... with Debbie's help and Ian's and Fiona's if she'd be around. I imagine him being like he was with Xan at the end, ready and willing to make it work. While being completely lost and helpless in the beginning.

Now, imagining Ian as the head of the family is even more intriguing. Because I think he'd lose a big part of his younger self if he would be the eldest but he'd also find a part of himself sooner. I mean acing school work and doing after school activities and dreaming about miliatry life probably wouldn't happen for him. I think he'd throw school and start working at the Kash and Grab full time, pulling as many extra shifts as he can. Kash might be interested in an older Ian or he might not be - either way I think Ian would switch to working the clubs at night as soon as he realises that he can shake his ass at night and be there for the kids during the day and how much more money he can make that way.... I think he'd be very considerate and invested in taking care of the kids depending on him. He'd slip, sure. He'd fuck up, of course. But he'd always find his footing again - because he simply has to. He'd not fight for his army dream but for his kids. He'd definitely hate the little punk who messes with his siblings - so all the weird annoyance/slight admiration for bad boy Mickey Milkovich would be replaced with resentment and hate. Till the day Mickey beats up Lip and Ian decides to pay him a visit so Milkovich would never ever fuck with his little brother again. He'd take the baseball bat and nudge Mickey's back and they'd fight and they'd grapple and they'd be touching and pulling clothes and oops... somehow they end up fucking. Ian won't be impressed with himself but damn, he'd love the release of tension it'd bring him.... In the end he'd fight for Mickey too, instead of with him, and together they would somehow manage to make their weird little family work and keep them afloat. Ian's dedication plus Mickey's business saviness will do the trick. Plus Ian would definitely have V and Kev on his side. And Frank wouldn't know what hit him the next time he'd try to get into that house...

[acethetically-bway]

part 3 of shameless in the sims!! so sorry it’s been a minute, the new update wrecked my game for a bit so i got really unmotivated to play but we’re back now!

i played as the milkoviches for a little bit and when i came back to the gallaghers i found frank high out of his mind on pills coke AND weed simultaneously (the coke and weed make sense but i have no idea what kind of pills or where he got them).

monica was also high on coke and xanax (again, not a clue where she got the xanax) and yet still tried to *breastfeed* liam

debbie has slept probably about 4 hours in the last 2 days because she keeps having nightmares and seeing monsters poor girl :(

fiona owns a ✨strip club✨ now woooo and we’re making literally triple what she makes as a fast food worker this is the best decision i’ve ever made

one of frank’s clients is the bartender there which is kinda iconic ngl

ian and frank somehow got trapped UNDER THE STAIRS?

fiona got herself a hookup partner and i’m debating making things messy and seeing if i can hire him to work at the club

monica went on a baking binge while i was at fiona’s club and made 3 separate white cakes all at once

mickey likes to just,,,show up at the gallagher house and then immediately leave every time i try to get ian to do any sort of physical intimacy with him

lip and ian are both doing terribly in school and getting stoned with their friends all the time so that’s super fun

frank got one of his client’s teenage daughters addicted to coke and weed because her mom refused to buy coke when she literally invited frank to her house TO BUY COKE FROM HIM (oh btw frank sells weed now too did i mention that)

honestly not too much to say about carl besides the fact that he’s sad all the time and refuses to go piss or shower unless i force him to. literally he has voluntarily pissed himself twice

part 4 anyone?? also i promise i’ll play as the milkoviches more soon, lately my game has decided to just always load infinitely whenever i try to switch back to the milkovich household and ONLY the milkovich household soooo thanks EA :/

[jessij1997]

Day 2 | Trapped together in a snowstorm

Fandom | Characters: Shameless | lan Gallagher, Mickey Milkovich Word Count: 322

The snow was falling heavier now. Ian felt the cold at his fingers. He looked at Mickey, who was barely moving. “You can’t stay out here.” “We already went over this.” Mickey’s tone was sharp. Ian glanced up at the sky as the thick snowflakes began to land. “It’s starting to snow.” “Yeah, I see that.” Ian hesitated for a moment. “What about the van?” Mickey frowned. “What van?” “The old one over there.” Ian pointed to the rusty thing in the middle of the garden. “Carl stashes his stuff in it. Better than out here.” Mickey scoffed. “You want me to sleep in some piece-of-shit van?” “You wanna freeze out here?” Ian crossed his arms. Mickey didn’t reply. The snow was coming down harder, and the wind was picking up. Finally, he stood up. “Fine. But only so you’ll stop bugging me.” “Sure.” Ian smirked. “Not like you’d ever say thank you.” “Shut up.” They trudged through the snow. Ian opened the van door. The inside was plastered with posters of Angelina Jolie, empty bottles, and crumpled chip bags. “Wow. Classy as hell.” Mickey climbed in and dropped onto the mattress. Ian chuckled. “Stop complaining.” He pushed a crate aside and sat down. Mickey glanced around at the mess, then grabbed a bag of chips. “This Carl’s stash?” “Yeah. It’s his secret supply.” Mickey opened the bag and pulled out a soda can from one of the crates. “At least he’s got good taste in chips,” he said, chewing as he stared at the posters on the ceiling. “Seriously? Angelina Jolie? She’s gotta be ancient.” Ian laughed quietly. “Back when she played Lara Croft, she wasn’t that old.” “You switching teams now, Gallagher?” Mickey shot him a smirk. Ian rolled his eyes. He grabbed a soda for himself and lay down on his stomach next to Mickey. The storm outside grew louder. The wind howled, and snow pelted the van. “Pretty bad out there,” Ian murmured. “No shit.” Mickey chewed slowly. “Could be worse.” Ian glanced over at him but stayed quiet. Mickey caught Ian looking. In the dim light, Ian could see the bruises on Mickey’s face, just starting to bloom. “You need ice for that?” Mickey shook his head and stared back at the ceiling. They didn’t say anything else. The storm raged outside, but inside it was quiet.

@12daysofchristmas

[samantitheos]

tag game wednesday doomsday

the continued distractions are needed, so thank you @deedala and @creepkinginc for the tags.

a day in the life of...

name: sam.

age: waving goodbye to the quintricennial and fast approaching the dreaded quadragennial.

are you in school, do you work full-time, or other? self-employed, aka i work as much as i can.

tell me about your morning routine on a school/work day: wake up (without an alarm, thanks body clock) within minutes of 8 am, open up all the blinds and peer outside with my hands clasped behind my back like an 80-year-old man for 1 to 2 minutes, pet the creature and the demon, start the coffee, wash my face, put on something one step up from pajamas, drink the coffee, start working.

what do you usually have for breakfast? more coffee.

how many breaks do you take during the day? my work-from-home habits have gotten progressively worse in the last 6 months or so. i used to work from roughly 8:30 to 1, break for lunch, and then work from 2 to 5:30 (and do more in the evenings if needed). now i am taking 20-minute fortnite breaks or galladrabble breaks or ... bedroom breaks 😇... every hour or so because I just cannot stay focused for long stretches of time. i dunno what is going on. (if i could switch from useless fortnite breaks to like...walking for 20 minutes on the treadmill or something...this actually wouldn't be a terrible thing, but...yeah...)

do you go straight home when you are done? straight from desk to couch lol.

do you like to go out in the evening? winter is coming. (aka no)

do you cook dinner or order in? usually "cook" (i use the term loosely)

how do you entertain yourself in the evenings? tv. gaming. reading. eating. embroidering.

and finally, tell me about your bedtime routine: brush my teeth, wash my face, feed the creature and the demon, put on the fan for white noise, read in bed until i fall asleep with the ipad in my hand or move on to under the cover activities. 😇

giving hugs and love to everyone who needs it even more than me today. and tagging a few lovelies in my mentions. @blue-disco-lights @vintagelacerosette @stocious @kiennilove @dreamjupiter

@francesrose3 @nymacron @mickeym4ndy @ian-galagher @jrooc

@especially-fuk-u @iheartmoons @sickness-health-all-that-shit @deathclassic @geonbaeeee

@rxinbowwparadise @mickey-milkovichs @takeyourpillsbitchh

[meta-squash]

Yet another piece for @shamelessdvdcommentary. I really appreciate getting to ramble on about my fic and also my thoughts on Mickey and characterization and things!

Abrade Summary: The immediate aftermath of 3x06. Mickey can't stop thinking about it.

[TW for discussion of rape aftermath in this post/fic]

Give us some stats - (when you wrote it, word count, how long it took to finish, is it a one-shot/multi-chapter, etc) This fic fell out of my fingers in one go, I think I wrote it in about 2 hours at 11pm in January 2019. It's a oneshot, 2,834 words.

What was the initial inspiration for your story? I had a mental image of Mickey sitting on the couch by himself just staring at nothing and then Terry leaning down and telling him to clean up, and I had also just read something for a different fandom that had very little punctuation and a lot of run-on sentences. I liked the anxiety and panic in that, and my brain switched on.

What was your favourite scene to write? I really liked the little detail of Mickey dumping the entire box of detergent into the washing machine because he just doesn't have the capacity to think about or care about measuring. I also really like the end, seeing/feeling that scene in the abandoned building from Mickey's point of view and his inability to react to Ian yelling at him.

How did you come up with the title? Just the idea of being emotionally/mentally/physically raw and worn away. The Mickey we see in the show post 3x06 is trying so fucking hard to keep the walls up and keep up appearances. But he feels so vulnerable and skinless and hurt, and I wanted to see that immediate aftermath reaction where he's all by himself and doesn't necessarily have to fake it for anybody and/or literally can't fake it because the trauma is too painfully fresh.

Are there any little moments or references you hope readers will notice? That almost the entire fic is long punctuation-less run-on sentences until the very end, after Ian yells at Mickey in the abandoned building and leaves and Mickey starts shooting his gun again.

Favourite line in the story? There are lights on in your house and you don't know if dad is home or what's going to happen when you step inside or who knows what happened since you left but fuck it because you're already half-dead right you always knew this was going to happen right you probably fucking deserved it right you're a goddamn Milkovich fucking a dude in your own goddamn house what the fuck else did you expect to happen certainly not a fucking celebration certainly not a fucking hug certainly not a surprise party Terry already got his surprise goddamn party.

Did the storyline change in any way as you wrote the story? I don't think I had a real storyline planned. This fic fell out all at once, completely linearly. I just started going and then stopped when it felt natural. I remember typing so fast because it was just a sudden blast of inspiration.

What are you most proud about in the story? (plot, characterisation, dialogue, twist/cliffhanger, etc) I love the pacing. It's so panicky and frantic, it really makes you feel for Mickey. I struggled with it a little bit, because the lack of punctuation sometimes makes it a little hard to read/parse what's going on, but I actually really like that because it feels like it's just another way of illustrating how Mickey is feeling, all tangled up and lost and hurting.

Are there any ‘behind the scenes’ info you’d like to share - e.g. what’s going on in a characters head in a certain scene or how you came to write a certain line? I really wanted to show the way the emotional trauma shows up as a physical reaction and vice versa; Mickey being unable to put clothes on but also unable to be naked so he puts everything on vs Mickey feeling like he can't even look at another person without wanting to commit violence. Or Mickey feeling like he's too much inside himself but also totally dissociating, basically all the physical and emotional sensations and contradictions that come with trauma and how much they switch back and forth and stuff.

Are there any ‘easter eggs’ in your story - e.g. references to other stories you’ve written, a trope you often use etc? Mickey vomiting on the dishes in the kitchen sink. I established it in this fic but I've mentioned it in 3 other fics now. I think it's such a great detail in that it's small but so visceral and intense and awful. I think it's important that a reaction be equal or nearly equal to its catalyst in some way, and I think it's also really important in storytelling to indicate the severity of an event in indirect ways. I think the upsetting/humiliating/gross nature of vomiting onto dirty dishes and not having the mental capacity to do anything about it is a good way to indicate the awfulness of Mickey's rape and just how badly it's traumatized him even if he doesn't have the language or ability to talk/think about it.

Were you nervous or excited to post this story? I think I bashed this story out in 2 hours, barely proofread it, and then just put it out in the world because I was so excited by it. It was just a flash of inspiration. I wish I could remember what music I was listening to when I wrote it.

Anything else you’d like the readers to know about the story? It was the first fic for the Shameless fandom that I wrote in second person POV, and it reminded me how much I love that as a stylistic choice. It also became the unintentional prequel to my fic Proof Of What You Want, which also uses the second person POV mechanic. The grammar in this fic is all whack because of the lack of punctuation, but I really really wanted the reader to feel that same level of breathless tension and panic and confusion through the inability to "rest" via commas while reading. I think it's a mechanic that worked really well.

[michellemisfit]

Weekly Tag Wednesday

Thanks for the tag @deedala @darlingian @suchagallabitch @energievie @creepkinginc @lingy910y @gembu-tortuesouscafeine @mickeysgaymom

1. if you could switch bodies with anybody for only one hour who would it be and what would you do?

Hmmmm. If it was ‘anything’ I’d switch with something with wings. But if it has to be a person then I guess the next best thing? Like a Circe du Soleil arial performer? Yeah, I think that’d be cool, but also after an hour I’d be kinda done. Perfect.

2. whats your most trivial / dumbest hot take?

I don’t have baths after dark. No one should. The nighttime monsters are gonna get you, if you’re wet after sundown. I don’t make the rules 🤷🏽‍♂️

3. If you had to teach a college course what would it be in?

Something animal related. Or problem solving and problem prevention. Like, I always say you can’t teach common sense but… maybe I could try?? Cause I think I’d be pretty good at it! Maybe not college. Get them earlier. While they’re malleable. Teach them how to spot shit that’s about to hit the fan. And what they can do to prevent it! Teach them how to walk into a room and register the 13 things that need to be addressed / fixed / saved / cleaned before they walk back out of the room. Yeah. I’d be good at that.

4. season 12 of shameless is suddenly happening and you’ve been put in charge! what plot point(s) are you gonna make happen?

I want them all to be settled and happy. I don’t need life to be perfect. But just…

I like Lip being into the building and decorating, but he’s soon gonna miss using his brain, so I’d like him to move into either the architecture side of things or the business management and franchising side of things.

I love Ian & Mickey being happily married forever and ever, and they’ve gone through so much shit, they should just get to be happy, but! I hate that all mentions of Ian’s bipolar were cut from season 11. This doesn’t just go away. Show me how well they deal with it now, but also how it’s still hard, and how it touches a part of Mickey’s hurt and trauma that he doesn’t want to achonowledge, and how sometimes it makes Ian self-loathing and mean and Mickey scared and angry, and when they get like this they lash out at each other. And then show me how, even when things are hard, they continue to fight for each other and choose each others, because they will ALWAYS choose each other.

Sandy is going to come back and Debbie and her are gonna make a real go of it.

Carl is going to buy and run The Alibi and it’s going to be awesome.

5. who would be your godly parent? (can be any mythology).

The Black Rabbit of Inlé.

Oh, there's no more to fear in death than in the changing of the seasons.

You all know how some rabbits seem just to throw their lives away between two jokes and a theft: but the truth is that their foolishness comes from the Black Rabbit, for it is by his will that they do not smell the dog or see the gun…But the truth is — or so they taught me — that he, too, serves Lord Frith and does no more than his appointed task — to bring about what must be. We come into the world and we have to go: but we do not go merely to serve the turn of one enemy or another. We go by the will of the Black Rabbit of Inle and only by his will. And though that will seem hard and bitter to us all, yet in his way he is our protector.

6. what’s something you love about yourself?

I’m funny, kind, competent, hard working, and creative. I hate myself a lot, but I’m also pretty fucking awesome. Two things can be true at the same time. I contain multitudes. 🤷🏽‍♂️

7. describe your day in 5 emojis:

😭🥓🍳🥲🛍️

8. what shameless character do you think you could beat in a fight?

Jimmy-Steve, Liam, and Fiona. Tommy, Kermit, and Kate. Iggy and Walter Milkovich (if they’re high, which they will be). Also Karen, Ned, and Kash.

9. tell us 2 truths and a lie, we’ll try to guess the lie!

10. do you have a pet(s). if so how did they get their name?

Mouse was named after Michael ‘Mouse’ Tolliver (Tales of the City) by Ruth and after Mouse the Temple Dog from Jim Butcher’s Dresden Files by me. Full Name: Mouse McFeathers.

Howard was named after the foreman in charge of a big building project at the farm, at the time when we rescued him as a kitten. Howard Alan Crisp, giving his name to our three kittens Howard, Alan, and Crispy. Full Name: Howard ‘Bonk Bonk’ Bambino.

Wiggins was named after the cyclist Bradley Wiggins, because he was big at the time, and it was better than Froome, which was the other name on the table, and closest to Arthur, which is what I wanted to call him. In the end we let Mouse choose by writing all the names on pieces of paper, folding them up, and picking the one she swiped off the table. Full Name: Wiggins Dangerbean.

11. show us a meme (or picture) that captures your essence

12. whats your typical coffee / tea / beverage order?

Chai Latte

I would like to tag @suzy-queued @vintagelacerosette @sam-loves-seb @lupeloto @shameless-notashamed @transmickey @heymrspatel @gallawitchxx @francesrose3 @jademickian @sickness-health-all-that-shit @metalheadmickey @gardenerian @callivich @celestialmickey @look-i-love-u @rutherinahobbit @palepinkgoat @whatthebodygraspsnot @depressedstressedlemonzest @rereadanon @the-rat-wins @tsuga-of-mars @too-schoolforcool or just hand you a flower and let you pet a puppy 🐶

[yes-17-15]

Finally decided to make an introduction post!!!

You can call me Aiden or Carl or Nine, I like to write fanfics sometimes, I’m autistic, I have ADHD and PTSD, and I have severe anxiety, I’m also a SFW age regressor, I regress to around 3-6 so please don’t be really inappropriate or anything, my pronouns are he/they and kit/kits neopronouns, I’m transmasc and genderfluid, and I’m abrosexual.

Some of the fandoms I’m in include; Shameless US, Greek Mythology, Stranger Things, IT (1990 and 2017/2019), The Goldfinch, Harlan Coben’s Shelter, The Umbrella Academy, EPIC the Musical, and Gravity Falls. This list might get longer (or shorter) since I tend to switch interests a lot.

Some of my favorite ships are; Gallavich, Byler, Reddie, Boreo, Spokey, Jopper, Steddie, Billford, Fiddlestan, and Lachambers.

Some of my favorite characters are; Donald Duck, Carl Gallagher, Jim Hopper, Ian Gallagher, Mickey Milkovich, Eddie Kaspbrak, Mike Wheeler, Will Byers, Jonathan Byers, Viktor Hargreeves, Debbie Gallagher, Klaus Hargreeves, Bill Cipher, and Dipper Pines.

My DNI list is; Racists, Homophobes, Transphobes, Anti-Semitists, Neo-Nazis, Trump Supporters, Jim Hopper Antis, Eddie Munson antis, Mike Wheeler antis, Byler antis, Jonathan Byers antis, people who support Billy Hargrove, people who think Robin Buckley is bisexual, and people who think Richie Tozier is bisexual.

Some of my other socials are; Pinterest, YouTube, Reddit, my discord user is nine9.sg if you wanna add me, and Archive Of Our Own (Feel free to give me fanfic requests).