#switch agathario

[insane-hag]

you fools.. THEYRE BOTH SWITCHES

Jac Schaeffer confirming Rio Vidal, the Death, is a bottom.

[benjinoff13]

“AgAtHa HaRkNeSs Is A tOp”

agatha harkness cries during sex let’s be serious

[nobtities]

last art dump before i get into my academics again,, KNOW YOUR ROOTS EVERYONE BEFORE AGATAHARIO WE HAD WANDA AND AGATHA..... and yes i did color agathas hair purple instead of brown, fight me

[whotfelsewantedtobelynnyx]

More Agatha All Along Incorrect Quotes!

(except these ones mostly have no actual source and just came from my brain :) )

⚠️Warning for some mild sexual content and mentions of alcohol! ⚠️

Teen: So did dying and coming back ultimately make you less afraid of death?

Lilia, taking a long sip of her wine: No, but learning she sometimes calls Agatha ‘Mommy’ in bed did.

*the coven, doing some spring cleaning*

Jen, who is perfectly capable of lifting it herself: Alice, can you come move this for me?

Alice, wiping some sweat off her forehead: Sure, Jen.

Jen, watching her from across the room: Mmm. Delightful.

Agatha, whispering in her ear: Pervert.

Jen, casually watching television: I don’t understand why TV producers have to put those warnings at the beginning of the episode, telling people not to recreate what they see. I mean, this guy’s trying to parachute off his own roof so he can steal fruit from his neighbor’s yard. People aren’t really THAT stupid in real life, are they?

Alice (a former first responder), lounging in her lap with her eyes closed: Yes, they are.

Lilia, watching out the window as Teen and Agatha climb up to the roof: Yes, they are.

Agatha: Are you two seriously crying over a cartoon meant for preschoolers?

Alice, wiping her eyes: No.

Teen, rewinding their episode of Bluey: Yes.

Jen, stalking into the room: AGATHA!

Agatha, rolling her eyes: What the hell are you upset about NOW?

Jen: YOUR WIFE JUST BIT ME!

Agatha: Uh-huh. Sure.

Jen, brandishing her arm: LOOK.

Agatha, spitting out her drink: Wait, what the hell- Rio, you ACTUALLY bit her?!

Rio: Her perfume smelled tasty :3

Agatha: Kid, we need to talk.

Teen, sighing: Are you about to give me a lecture on consent and safe sex?

Agatha: Huh? How did you know?

Teen: I’m not stupid. Did you really think I didn’t notice that condoms mysteriously started appearing in the bathroom cabinets when I started bringing Eddie over?

Agatha: What makes you think the two things are related?! Those could have belonged to anyone in this household!

Teen: YOU’RE ALL LESBIANS, AGATHA! WHOSE WOULD THEY BE?!

Agatha, who’s incredibly drunk: Y’know what I love about women, Alice? Kissing’em. Loooooove it. My mom tried to beat it outta me, but she couldn’t. Still a girl kisser over here.

Alice, who’s also seriously drunk: Amen.

Agatha, wildly gesticulating: Smelling her perfume, grabbing her ass, feeling her grab MY ass…TITS…

Alice, nodding sagely: Good. All good.

Agatha: Winding your fingers through her hair, pulling her closer…

Alice: Losing me there.

Agatha: What, Jen isn’t into hair pulling?

Alice:

Agatha:

Alice:

Agatha: …I now recognize my mistake.

[ficmeouttahere]

I'm here to agree and further my Switch!Agatha agenda bc yes she will bottom and that woman will be babied like imagine the pillow princess treatment she deserves ugh

Eve, Rachel, Chris, Carla and, Agatha

In your mind explain, in excruciating detail, why each is either a top/bottom/switch.

We’re going insane. Mutuals look the fuck away.

MUTUALS LOOK AWAY!

OK this is going off of what we get from their shows/movies so people cannot be in here arguing! 😤

Eve: Switch. She is legit down and in for anything and everything as long as she gets what's in her dirty little head out (and I love that for her❤️) I mean we see it with the spanking scene, she changes the pitch of her voice to be the dom and sub during her act-out fantasy!

Rachel: This one is kinda hard because with her shit ass husband she was mostly a bottom BUT, if she and McKenna actually hooked up? Hmmm no I think it would be the same. I think when she realized what she was missing during that lap dance like, someone who could be in control and make her feel that good? 👀

Chris: TOP. You gotta let her; she has to. She is in her zone when she's in charge. She gets an idea in her head and she has to run with it and you are not gonna change her mind or knock her down a peg (hehe peg)

Carla: Carla, my beloooooovedddddd ❤️ I know the obvious answer is top because of her personality and how she carries herself, but I can see her bottoming for the right partner. Switch, but it's gotta be on her playing terms.

Agatha: I KNOW EVERYONE SAYS SHES THE TOP, AND I GET THAT, BUT HEAR ME OUT....I'm straying from the facts on this one... She is SO fun to write as a bottom. Like, truly. Most of my fanfics she is, and Rio is the one with all the power over Agatha, and I like the dynamic, but yall out here saying it's Agatha topping so 🤷🏻‍♀️

[kayuki-yu]

[iheartsteve0704]

NO BECAUSE ITS THE WAY WHEN RIO FIRST HANDS OVER THE BROOM AGATHA NOTICES RIO USES HER OTHER HAND (MEANING THEY WONT TOUCH HANDS) SO SHE LOOKS AWAY BECAUSE SHE THINKS SHES IN THE CLEAR BUT RIO QUICKLY SWITCHES THEM SO SHE CAN TOUCH AGATHA AHHHHHH

[ragana62]

Everyone in the Agatha All Along fandom seems to be having the “Is Agatha a top or a Bottom?” debate still, and while I feel like it’s pretty canon Agatha and Rio are switches, it seems like a perfect space to contribute a little shitty wordplay to advance my take.

Of course Death is a bottom. All death does is take. If anything, she should be a pillow princess.

[azaleasallalong]

thinking of breaking down and making an x reader smut series where reader is the best server at Agatha's Eats and rio seduces reader and tells everyone who works there (the women of the coven) about how fun and good they are at what they do and then everyone in the restaurant decides to have a go

[caroldantops]

IM GONNA SAY SOMETHING CONTROVERSIAL

i think some people are overreacting with the finale saying it was underwhelming. i understand being disappointed at some pieces missing but i think if you expected a happy ending you were in DENIAL!!! THEY WERE DOOMED FROM THE START AND THATS WHAT MAKES THEIR STORY SO BEAUTIFUL AND HEARTBREAKING

and stop fucking saying it’s a bury your gays bc it’s not like jesus christ

[the-scarlet-witch-22]

The main thing I was thinking of during Cold As You x Exile was AgathaRio

[lesbianappreciation]

In Agatha's fantasy world I just want to point out that despite not knowing what was actually going on, she still based it off of facts. The whole premise of her being a cop was that she had her power taken away for being violent against someone who was ostensibly the bad guy.

So, facts: Agatha hates Rio. And also expected her to take control, which Rio deferred with a lot of amusement.

And who wouldn't be amused if all their amnesiac ex could remember was that they were the dom

[scaarletwiitch]

Guys, did Agatha think Nicholas opened the road? The road they had invented together? The road that doesn’t exist?

[augustameretrix]

I put an alarm at 3 am for the AAA finale but I'm actually expecting to be thoroughly disappointed yuri-wise. just burying my expectations next to the gays juuust in case you never know

[chocolate-cream-soldier]

!!!