#switch! agatha

[ficmeouttahere]

I'm here to agree and further my Switch!Agatha agenda bc yes she will bottom and that woman will be babied like imagine the pillow princess treatment she deserves ugh

Eve, Rachel, Chris, Carla and, Agatha

In your mind explain, in excruciating detail, why each is either a top/bottom/switch.

We’re going insane. Mutuals look the fuck away.

MUTUALS LOOK AWAY!

OK this is going off of what we get from their shows/movies so people cannot be in here arguing! 😤

Eve: Switch. She is legit down and in for anything and everything as long as she gets what's in her dirty little head out (and I love that for her❤️) I mean we see it with the spanking scene, she changes the pitch of her voice to be the dom and sub during her act-out fantasy!

Rachel: This one is kinda hard because with her shit ass husband she was mostly a bottom BUT, if she and McKenna actually hooked up? Hmmm no I think it would be the same. I think when she realized what she was missing during that lap dance like, someone who could be in control and make her feel that good? 👀

Chris: TOP. You gotta let her; she has to. She is in her zone when she's in charge. She gets an idea in her head and she has to run with it and you are not gonna change her mind or knock her down a peg (hehe peg)

Carla: Carla, my beloooooovedddddd ❤️ I know the obvious answer is top because of her personality and how she carries herself, but I can see her bottoming for the right partner. Switch, but it's gotta be on her playing terms.

Agatha: I KNOW EVERYONE SAYS SHES THE TOP, AND I GET THAT, BUT HEAR ME OUT....I'm straying from the facts on this one... She is SO fun to write as a bottom. Like, truly. Most of my fanfics she is, and Rio is the one with all the power over Agatha, and I like the dynamic, but yall out here saying it's Agatha topping so 🤷🏻‍♀️

[draco-glacialis]

Rio, looking through her clothes: Has anyone seen my top?

Jen: Agatha's in the kitchen.

Billy: *spits out drink*

Lilia: *starts chocking on her tea*

Alice: *drops TV remote in shock*

Agatha: *smirks; a very proud look on her face*

Sharon: *oblivious in the garden*

[benjinoff13]

“AgAtHa HaRkNeSs Is A tOp”

agatha harkness cries during sex let’s be serious

[nobtities]

last art dump before i get into my academics again,, KNOW YOUR ROOTS EVERYONE BEFORE AGATAHARIO WE HAD WANDA AND AGATHA..... and yes i did color agathas hair purple instead of brown, fight me

[whotfelsewantedtobelynnyx]

More Agatha All Along Incorrect Quotes!

(except these ones mostly have no actual source and just came from my brain :) )

⚠️Warning for some mild sexual content and mentions of alcohol! ⚠️

Teen: So did dying and coming back ultimately make you less afraid of death?

Lilia, taking a long sip of her wine: No, but learning she sometimes calls Agatha ‘Mommy’ in bed did.

*the coven, doing some spring cleaning*

Jen, who is perfectly capable of lifting it herself: Alice, can you come move this for me?

Alice, wiping some sweat off her forehead: Sure, Jen.

Jen, watching her from across the room: Mmm. Delightful.

Agatha, whispering in her ear: Pervert.

Jen, casually watching television: I don’t understand why TV producers have to put those warnings at the beginning of the episode, telling people not to recreate what they see. I mean, this guy’s trying to parachute off his own roof so he can steal fruit from his neighbor’s yard. People aren’t really THAT stupid in real life, are they?

Alice (a former first responder), lounging in her lap with her eyes closed: Yes, they are.

Lilia, watching out the window as Teen and Agatha climb up to the roof: Yes, they are.

Agatha: Are you two seriously crying over a cartoon meant for preschoolers?

Alice, wiping her eyes: No.

Teen, rewinding their episode of Bluey: Yes.

Jen, stalking into the room: AGATHA!

Agatha, rolling her eyes: What the hell are you upset about NOW?

Jen: YOUR WIFE JUST BIT ME!

Agatha: Uh-huh. Sure.

Jen, brandishing her arm: LOOK.

Agatha, spitting out her drink: Wait, what the hell- Rio, you ACTUALLY bit her?!

Rio: Her perfume smelled tasty :3

Agatha: Kid, we need to talk.

Teen, sighing: Are you about to give me a lecture on consent and safe sex?

Agatha: Huh? How did you know?

Teen: I’m not stupid. Did you really think I didn’t notice that condoms mysteriously started appearing in the bathroom cabinets when I started bringing Eddie over?

Agatha: What makes you think the two things are related?! Those could have belonged to anyone in this household!

Teen: YOU’RE ALL LESBIANS, AGATHA! WHOSE WOULD THEY BE?!

Agatha, who’s incredibly drunk: Y’know what I love about women, Alice? Kissing’em. Loooooove it. My mom tried to beat it outta me, but she couldn’t. Still a girl kisser over here.

Alice, who’s also seriously drunk: Amen.

Agatha, wildly gesticulating: Smelling her perfume, grabbing her ass, feeling her grab MY ass…TITS…

Alice, nodding sagely: Good. All good.

Agatha: Winding your fingers through her hair, pulling her closer…

Alice: Losing me there.

Agatha: What, Jen isn’t into hair pulling?

Alice:

Agatha:

Alice:

Agatha: …I now recognize my mistake.

[kayuki-yu]

[dailyhiddles]

"So that's what it means to be a witch? Killing people to serve your own agenda? No! Not for me."

[iheartsteve0704]

NO BECAUSE ITS THE WAY WHEN RIO FIRST HANDS OVER THE BROOM AGATHA NOTICES RIO USES HER OTHER HAND (MEANING THEY WONT TOUCH HANDS) SO SHE LOOKS AWAY BECAUSE SHE THINKS SHES IN THE CLEAR BUT RIO QUICKLY SWITCHES THEM SO SHE CAN TOUCH AGATHA AHHHHHH

[ragana62]

Everyone in the Agatha All Along fandom seems to be having the “Is Agatha a top or a Bottom?” debate still, and while I feel like it’s pretty canon Agatha and Rio are switches, it seems like a perfect space to contribute a little shitty wordplay to advance my take.

Of course Death is a bottom. All death does is take. If anything, she should be a pillow princess.

[incorrect-agatha]

Agatha: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Rio: This knife is actually a magic wand.

Billy: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.

Alice: *cocks gun* Magic missile.

Jen: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

[azaleasallalong]

thinking of breaking down and making an x reader smut series where reader is the best server at Agatha's Eats and rio seduces reader and tells everyone who works there (the women of the coven) about how fun and good they are at what they do and then everyone in the restaurant decides to have a go

[florencebirdsong]

Not only do I need Agatha/Rio/Wanda but I also need Reader in there too

[draco-glacialis]

Lilia: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.

Alice, Agatha, & Billy: Okay.

Lilia: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.

Alice: Bold of you to assume I have money.

Agatha: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.

Billy: Bold of you to assume I can die.

[stormythalamus]

why is agatha all along twitter freaking the fuck out lately.. like did i miss a chapter? since when does everyone hate each other? since when can you only like one character? why are people insanely homophobic on BOTH sides?? what the hell is happening??

not to mention the severe level of bullying now being thrown at actors over things their characters did.. i thought we were past this

[myfriendstoldmenotto]

Gentle reminder that if you’re enjoying Agatha All Along, you’ll love Dead Boy Detectives!!!

[roots-symphony]

do you think the reason agatha’s trial felt weird is because she was the only one who did not actually buy into the mythos of the road since she knew the truth? like that was why no perspective change and all the other reasons why people thought it was a fake trial