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Lily James on the set of the Bumble biopic Swiped in Claremont, CA
2024
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When irl pisses me off, I rewatch the Honda Odyssey scene to relax
#and it works#rewatching a movie because murder is wrong#i find it too easy to live vicariously through those gays in fact#logan especially#i love logan baring his teeth like a pug or a bulldog 99% of his fight scenes#i love how he enjoys swiping at wade. they're both little shits#i love how wade fights back. that backseat camera zoom holds a special place in my heart#the Homoeroticism of it all#it soothes me#deadpool and wolverine honda#deadpool and wolverine honda odyssey#deadpool 3#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wade wilson#wolverine#poolverine#logan howlett#deadclaws#deadpool 2024#buy a honda odyssey now and resolve your marital spats today!#“I haven't had this much fun in so long!” ahh grin
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[✔️] Use custom world state
#dragon age#dai#dao#da2#dragon age inquisition#dragon age origins#dragon age 2#alistair theirin#fenris#dorian pavus#my OCs#my art#oc rithsyn#oc Grayson Hawke#oc Kilah Tabris#this is all post game babeyyyy#oh hawke you’re hiding your staff but still wearing the blood swipe#it’s extremely funny the way I drew this it looks like fen is glaring at dorian which was absolutely not my intention but shrugs
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s3 armand tryna sneak
#iwtv#interview with the vampire#the vampire armand#(random vampires walking in the background like 'oh hey armand!' 'yooo armand!' 'maître wassup!!!!' while he chuckles nervously)#(daniel comes over like 'hey baby check this out they're selling blood popsicles! take that stupid towel off it's fucking august' *swipe*)
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“this is killing me.” kuroo mumbled as he tossed his phone to his side. “just trust me bro,” his best friend-turned roommate bokuto grinned. “this works everytime for me i swear!”
kuroo sighed before grabbing phone again to refresh his instagram story views once more. several people had already viewed the post-gym mirror selfie he’d taken in attempts to garner attention from one particular follower of his; you. “maybe it’s too cringe…” he muttered while over analysing the photo that had already gained a couple of likes within the twenty minutes it had already been up for. “nah.” bokuto reassured him and pat his friend on the shoulder. “you look sexy.” kuroo stared back at the two-toned haired boy. “… thanks bro.”
this isn’t something kuroo would typically post but times were tough and he was desperate. he’d seen you around campus but luck was not on his side when it came to scheduling and the two of you barely had class time together. yet the little class time you did share, kuroo hung onto it tightly and would let scenes of these weekly one hour classes replay in his head more often than he’d like to admit.
“i feel like a modern jay gatsby,” the ex volleyball captain huffed. “my selfie is the equivalent of the wild parties he’d throw in hopes to get daisy’s attention except i don’t want to post every night, i’ve already made myself cringe with this one post.” bokuto stared back at his friend blankly. “yeah… whatever that means.” kuroo frowned back “it’s a classic, you should know what i mean!”
how much longer was he going to have to wait? bokuto had promised him quick results with this method and so far he’d felt deceived and lied to. if talking to you when he got the chance wasn’t enough to get a conversation going outside the classroom, then social media seemed like the next best attempt to start interacting more.
what were you doing? why weren’t you viewing his story? could you even see his story? did he accidentally block you?
these questions ran through his mind as he quickly rushed to check to make sure he hadn’t for some reason blocked you from seeing his story. he half wished he did because then at least he’d know what on earth was taking you so damn long to see the photo he was increasingly starting to hate more the longer it was posted.
“this is stupid.” he stated as he faced bokuto who had zero concerns in his method in gaining someone’s attention. “it works you just have to wait, trust me.”
kuroo frowned as the little red hearts of others who weren’t you fluttered from the bottom corner of the photo. “look!” his best friend grinned as he leaned over kuroo’s shoulder and pointed to the screen of his phone. “you’re getting likes on it!”
“what’s the point if they’re not likes from the person i posted this for in the first place.” kuroo grumbled back in response. he couldn’t believe he’d been subjected to such an attempt to gain some attention from you. it was ridiculous.
it had been about forty five minutes since he’d posted it and he was slowly losing his mind. sure, the post was going to be up for twenty four hours (if he didn’t give into the voices in his head telling him to delete it) so forty five minutes was nothing, but the minutes were beginning to feel like hours and he was dying inside. why weren’t you viewing it already and what could possibly be keeping you off your phone right now?
“this is stupid.” he decided as notifications from his old team mates started to flash up on his screen. the last thing he needed was lev replying with ‘looksmaxing’ to a post that was secretly dedicated to you. “no, it’s barely been up!” bokuto whined. “you look hot so you should get some replies anyway what’s the big deal?”
pinching the bridge of his nose, kuroo huffed. “the big deal is the person i posted this for hasn’t replied!” what was the point in making sure to go to the gym during a rest day just to take this photo if he wasn’t going to at least make his existence more known to you? he’d even worked his legs enough to the point of managing to achieve the sweaty but sexy look. the muscles in his legs were dying, but his dignity sure as hell wouldn’t.
the college student opened up his phone with the intention to end the mental war inside his head once and for all by deleting the post altogether. bokuto watched his friend in defeat but his eyes flashed. “yes they did!” he yelled and pointed to the screen as your name flashed at the top of his screen.
kuroo’s heart jumped at the sight of your profile picture he’d made a daily routine of staring at and the now blue dot indicating a message from your profile in his inbox. to think he was going to delete this post just a second too, what were the chances?
psyching himself up, kuroo took a few quiet deep breathes before letting the time next to your message pass for a few minutes. he wasn’t an instagram warrior by any means, but he knew enough about general rules in order to not look desperate online.
bokuto watched over his friends shoulders as the two stared in anticipation awaiting the message kuroo had been dying for. this was it. leg day two times in a row was gruelling and he’d regret it for the next few days but it would have been worth it. the countless messages from his old teammates mocking his attempts at a thirst trap could be looked past now that you had finally given into the bait he’d so carefully laid. this is what he’d been waiting for. days of preparing and deciding how to gain your attention had finally paid off and he was about to reap the rewards he’d sown.
clicking the message with baited breath, his heart raced as bokuto’s grip of his shoulder tightened. finally.
‘the label on your shirt is sticking out, make sure to cut it’
“a wins a win.” bokuto filled the silence between the pair as kuroo stared at his phone with a blank expression. “… a wins a win…”
#not proofread!!!!!!#i’m so rusty at writing what the hale….#but this other model i worked with back in the winter replied with ‘finally’ when i swiped up to his story the other day LOL#this is where i got inspo from#he posted post gym too 🤭🤭🤭🤭#he’s saurrrrrr hot and funny but we’d both been plotting on each other for months through silly ig stories#so embarrassing but the gatsby method works!!!!#this was also half an unfinished draft i left back in 2022#so 2024 me can’t take full credit 💔💔#kuroo x reader#kuroo tetsurou#kuroo tetsuro#kuroo tetsuro x reader#haikyuu#haikyuu x reader#haikyuu x you#hq#hq x reader#hq x you#kuroo x you#kuroo tetsuro x you
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BG3 is really testing me because my natural inclination in all situations is to be like "well, i think you should do what is best for you :-) <3" and then my companions are inevitably like "i want to kill an angel" "i want to ascend to godhood" "i want to become the most evil vampire in the world" like can we take it down a notch . please
#astarion's like 'i have escaped the torment nexus and now it is time to make a new life... by building a torment nexus of my very own 😁'#and i'm over here swiping the idea away like he's a cat that stole some cheese. NO! BAD! PUT IT DOWN!#trying to rehabilitate him like a mangy shelter cat and my GOD is he making it difficult#bg3#be shh now
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something something the wireeee
#testing new ipad :...]#it's ok but whoever took away the home button.....i just wanna talk#how do i swipe UP TO EXIT WHEN IM FUMKING DRAWING??#anywas.....pls enjoy love u lots!#my art#fanart#ds9#deep space nine#deep space 9#garashir#elim garak#julian bashir#ds9 art#star trek
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Lily James on the set of the Bumble biopic Swiped in Claremont, CA
2024
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even more critters: broz
#dreamworks trolls#trolls#trolls branch#trolls john dory#trolls bruce#trolls clay#trolls floyd#brozone#Grandma left for GIN rummy yk what that means#time to pile up the blankets and take the best nap imaginable#(accidentally put jim rummy as dear anon has informed me)#clay stop swapping the eyeliner#floyd's sensitive to his emotions... his angry... might make a swipe at you emotions#dont worry they're mostly harmless baps#jd is out of practice#branch is practicing his patience#sorry your only in one of these bruce#cheating out background w/ circle#had a bit of a struggle w/ these??#trolls fanart#excuse the messiness#my art <3#some things look a lil wonky to me...oh well :)
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cr 晨三金
#china#fashion#chinese fashion#funny#douyin#xhs#lmao#cringe#yes many people have fashionable people phobia as far as i know#cnetizens say if I met them on the street I'd panic and not know where to look (because they're so good looking)#and I'll pretend to be busy swiping my phone
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suguru gojo and satoru geto
(comm info/ kofi support)
#my art#owwllly#jujutsu kaisen#geto suguru#satoru gojo#satosugu#jjk satoru#clothing swipe#artists on tumblr#fanart
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aaaaand done!
hobieposes 4 u <3
some ppl seemed to like the sketch i posted and then deleted so here u go ↓
#mine#spiderverse#hobie brown#spider punk#yippee i finished!#idk if it lives up to expectations exactly but meh fuck it#also i wanted to finish this by may day but. welp#better late than never i guess? 😅#also if u recognize some poses yes. i did swipe some from miles and miles42's concept art as well#and the symbols used are anarchist symbols: chaos symbol. iww symbol. antifascist symbol.#ye!! ♡#i had fun doodling these but then ofc inking and coloring had to be STRESSFUL af bc duh 🙄#dont work with oil paint pens if you know whats good for you#but im glad i finally found a good use for my patterned card stock and 1 million receipts i had lyin around#thank u hobie brown 🫶#hobie helps me clear the clutter of paper i have stacked on my desk lmfao
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big fan of the new kids,,
#enstars#my art#fanart#ensemble stars#shu itsuki#mika kagehira#shumika#taki ibuki#ibuki taki#sagiri esu#esu sagiri#fuyume hanamura#hanamura fuyume#natsu kanna#kanna natsu#raika hojo#hojo raika#is that everyone?#4piece#i think#little doodle tag#anyway#i think it would be really cute if mika got along with all the new kids cause they remind him of the orphanage kids#that would be adorable#nice come collect your kids#before shumika swipe them up hashtag parenting#anyhow#i love the new kids theyre so cute oh my god#i have so many fun little drawing ideas for them#"oshisan can we keep em?' PLEASE SAY YES
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thinking about people who have accidentally reversed in teslas and been injured / died because of it -- beyond the idiocy of making everything a touch screen, there's this
swipe up to drive.....swipe down to reverse.....
like...ok! i would also reverse to my death in a lake if i had to try to reprogram my muscle memory since age 15 that pushing my hand up = putting the car in reverse and pulling back down = driving !!
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