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Manic Minion's Dildo Squad! Episode 391 - Quack and Cluck!

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Manic Minion's Crazy Craig! Episode 166 - Wave!

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Glistening Snowflakes

By Doctor Pessimist

Glistening snowflakes are so beautiful.

I love seeing the snowflakes in the winter.

I first saw the snowflakes as a small child.

Thus, I marvelled at the lovely snowflakes.

My parents taught me about snowflakes.

They gave me a science lecture, though

I didn't care about any dull science lecture.

I wanted to admire the small snowflakes.

Snowflakes often appear on Christmas cards.

So I always look forward to seeing the snow.

It is difficult to do when you are a fugitive.

Instead, Manic Minion takes photographs.

Looking at photographs is not the same.

I prefer to see snowflakes in person.

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Sunday Sock Puppet Scoop!

Cock-a-doodle-dildo! Oh, is it really the end of the week again? Kids! It's bloody raining outside. Typical. Timmy and I need to do the shopping today. Is Mother Nature in one of her moods? Tested Positive wished everyone a happy new year. What a tool. What does that space man know about our celebrations? Well, that's it for this episode, kids. TTFN! - Manic Minion.

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Saturday Sock Puppet Post!

It is Saturday once again, you dozy sock puppets! It's bloody dark out there, kids. I feel sorry for the bozos that have to walk out there. Or do I? Let's leave that one ambiguous. Kids! We've finished the first twenty episodes to Rage Bait. We won't be stopping there, though. We need to back-catalogue as many as possible. I won't be posting it yet, though. So, be patient. I have no idea if we're going back to the D-Vision project. We're pretty swamped with our work. And I mean our world conquest stuff. Well, that's it for this episode. A Happy New Year to all mutants and robots! - Manic Minion.

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Manic Minion's Dildo Squad! Episode 390 - Cat Girl!

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Manic Minion's Crazy Craig! Episode 165 - Mop-it!

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Sands of Time

By Doctor Pessimist

The Sands of Time was an old store.

It’s a shop I went to with my uncle.

It was a fine retro store in a village.

I loved visiting the store all the time.

Heck, my uncle bought me old toys.

My uncle loved seeing the antiques.

I enjoyed seeing my uncle’s smile.

The Sands of Time no longer exists.

People forced the owner to retire.

The owner did not have any heirs.

So, the shop became a café instead.

Still, I wish I could rewind the clock.

I know that is not in the cards for me.

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Sunday Sock Puppet Scoop!

Cock-a-doodle-dildo! Oh, is it really the end of the week again? Kids! It's bloody dark and gloomy out there! Where the hell is Mayhem? We need magic dust to make things happy. Do any of you actually get that reference? No. Fine. I'll shutdown. We've gotten more episodes done for Rage Bait! I have no idea how many I'll be creating in total. So far, I have twenty episodes planned. I am hoping this puppy is more controversial than Dildo Squad. Well, that's it for this episode, kids. TTFN! - Manic Minion.

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Saturday Sock Puppet Post!

It is Saturday once again, you dozy sock puppets! Kids! We had a fantastic Xmas Day! Timmy loved his presents. I loved my presents. Doctor Pessimist liked his gifts. Mr Hypocrite is a jerk. Timmy has vowed to continue to do his best. My resolution is to never change because I'm perfect. Doctor Pessimist doesn't believe in resolutions. He says there's no point as people break them. We'll be posting our new web comic next year. You'll have to buckle up. It has more depth than Dildo Squad (not too hard). Well, that's it for this episode, kids. TTFN! - Manic Minion.

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Manic Minion's Dildo Squad! Episode 389 - Evil Gordy 5!

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Manic Minion's Crazy Craig! Episode 164 - Disco!

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The Crimson Rose

By Doctor Pessimist

The Crimson Rose is a fine jewel.

It is said the jewel is from Egypt.

A British explorer took this jewel.

The explorer brought it to the UK.

The jewel sleeps in a big museum.

The jewel truly is a lovely gemstone.

Every criminal in town wants the gem.

Yet, the jewel is not theirs to possess.

The shiny jewel gets stolen, though.

The police cannot find the jewel’s thief.

It is not a crook, though. It is an Egyptian.

The Crimson Jewel finally returns home.

The people regard the thief as their hero.

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Sunday Sock Puppet Scoop!

Cock-a-doodle-dildo! Oh, is it really the end of the week again? Kids! Christmas is getting closer and closer. Timmy is super excited. He wants to see if Saint Nick will visit us. He's adorable, I say. Thankfully, we don't have to do anymore Xmas shopping. We're done and dusted. I'm looking forward to the day itself. I cannot wait to see my Timmy's eyes light up, when he unwraps his presents. That's it for this episode, kids. TTFN! - Manic Minion.

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Saturday Sock Puppet Post!

It is Saturday once again, you dozy sock puppets! Kids! Timmy and I are excited for Xmas! We've been watching cringe-worthy Xmas movies. Why? They're so bloody addictive. Doctor Pessimist prefers the classics; especially It's A Wonderful Life. The presents are bought and wrapped. The trimmings are up. We're so excited for the season. Mr Hypocrite is still a jerk-off. Christmas is such a magical time of the year. Just ask old Saint Nick! Well, that's it for this episode, kids. TTFN! - Manic Minion.

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Manic Minion's Dildo Squad! Episode 388 - Evil Gordy 4.

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Manic Minion's Crazy Craig! Episode 163 - Oops!