#sweet-milky-tea705

[skunkes]

Thought you might want to see him

you thought correctly kind of obsessed wit him tbh

[ocudeus]

what a day...

hello fellow concerned small cat sitting on a miniature black armchair staring into space

Hello fellow concerned small cat sitting on a miniature black armchair lamp staring into space

[lord-shitbox]

thx for tag @raeygina-george

Game: take this uquiz && this picrew

tagging @mysandwichranaway @egyptianwalk @sweet-milky-tea705 @shionin @halfbit @deathbyworm & whoever else wants to do it!! sorry if you've already been tagged in this lol

[whereporygon]

The other day I was talking to @vaultureculture about Kuras' having a bit of owl in his design and that made me look for his 'biblically' accurate form because my memory was fuzzy, but my brain had been cooking for a while already and I needed answers.

After looking at his real form, I have to wonder: are angels in this world really this grotesque, or is it just Kuras?

screenshot by @sweet-milky-tea705

If so, is this disfigurement a punishment given before he, willfully, decided to ostricize himself, or is it the effect of him being away from his 'exalted origins' for so long?

His real body seems to stand between rotting corpse and an alien figure - a carcass well-past rigor mortis of an otherwordly creature, yet somehow this thing feels oddly... alive, almost if it were an empty exoskeleton clinging to life out of sheer will or even spite. Or perhaps it is meant to mirror the very essence of this world of decay in it's full, blunt, raw glory.

Maybe it's the effect of his immeasurable guilt, corroding his very essence. Just what did this angel do, or perhaps did not do, to deserve eternal purgatory? What is necessary for a divine being to decide for themselves that they deserve such fate?

Was it even his idea? What if it's somebody else's will that Kuras is carrying out as his own, ever true and loyal to his role as a messenger to the very end? How much of all of this is something he actually wants and thinks by himself he ought to do in order to purge whatever wrongdoing of his?

A MC with The Unnamed background seems to know Kuras (or at least seems to be in tune with a being like him), and a familiarity between the two is hinted at in the demo. Is Kuras always this open with everybody, or is it just with MC? Why was he so familiar with us, to the point he even laughs and MC reacts to his touch like they remember it? Does he just feel that much at ease around us or do we actually know each other, somehow?

What is going on with Kuras?

Is his body decaying due to heavy shame and guilt, or is it just like that, a horrifyingly indecipherable view to anything mundane?

Or is it standing in between worlds, in the limbo between holy and corrupt, never forgetting the past but also never looking forward to the future, that is pulling him apart?

[6okuto]

5 tracks

rules: put in 5 tracks you listen to, then tag whoever you feel like tagging to do the same

YIPPEE thank u 4 the tag @dira333 🙆🏻‍♀️🫶 ones i'm currently #rockingwith

nails like god - mccafferty

celestial revenge - fangbanger

good luck, babe! - chappell roan :3c

forever you - anjali taneja

maine - noah kahan

srsly No Pressure tags. @reverie-starlight @satorisoup @khalixvitae @seiwas @koyukiki @sweet-milky-tea705 🙂‍↕️👍

[vaultureculture]

A little Yasenia for @sweet-milky-tea705 !!!

[heraxic]

request. @sweet-milky-tea705 ‘s last legacy oc Mollie, somewhat in the style of the game’s cgs. Hope you like it, she is so fun to draw:)

[ratt-teeth]

@sweet-milky-tea705 Hope you don't mind me making a whole post about this, but this would probably get too long for replies and I figured this was a good opportunity to share some experiences and advice for anyone who might be interested in working the faire circuit~

Disclaimer before we get started, I wanna be sure to mention that everyone's faire experience will be different, and I can only speak to what my experience has been like. At the time of this post, I've been on the road about 10 months now and am by no means an expert, but have gotten input from my partners who have been doing this longer than me.

This is gonna be a long post, so buckle up!

Intro

So let's cover the basics. If you already have experience working your local faire, you may already know some of this, but it's always good to refresh.

Most, if not all, ren faires are privately owned, with different owners for each show. While some folks work directly for the faire in positions such as clean-up crew, ticket booth, and (in most cases) food sales, a big chunk of people you see work for individual vendors; the shop and game booths that make up most of the faire. Think of it kind of like a mall: the faire is the mall itself, and the booths are the stores. Each booth has an owner, manager, and employees.

Most of these employees consist of road rennies (like me!) Many of us are essentially contract workers, and will work different gigs for different shows, depending on which vendors need employees. It's not uncommon for rennies to have their hands in a bunch of different pies.

Two other types of workers you'll encounter at every faire are Cast and Performers. While these two positions sound very similar, there is actually a distinction. The cast are like the face-characters at Disney. They walk around the site in-character and bring life to the faire. These are roles like the royal court, town drunk, and, at some faires, fantasy creatures such as fairies. Many of these positions are filled by local actors who only work one show.

Performers are the ones who put on the stage shows. Musicians, comedians, sideshow acts, and jousters are all performers. They have a set schedule with a number of shows they do each day. Many performers are also road rennies who travel show-to-show full time.

Now that we have a general overview of who makes up a ren faire, let's get into some of the nitty-gritty.

Travel

Traveling for work means reliable transportation is incredibly important. If you don't drive, or have a travel companion that drives, a life on the road will not be impossible, but it will be much more difficult. I, personally, don't drive, but my partners do, so I consulted them for the majority of this section.

When spending so much time on the road, you're gonna want to keep up on routine vehicle maintenance, oil changes, tire pressure, and tread. It's best to keep a roadside emergency kit with things like jumper cables, extra windshield wipers, flat tire repair kit, and a flashlight. If it's possible for you, it's also a good idea to get AAA, as well as have some money tucked away for any emergency repairs.

Look up your routes ahead of time to figure out travel time and what states you'll be driving through. Every state's road laws are different, so look up and get a basic gist of the different laws of the states you'll be in. Try to give yourself plenty of wiggle room with your scheduling; things like traffic, rest stops, and bad weather can add more time to your trip than you think.

You'll also want to plan to arrive on site at least a few days before opening day to give yourself time to set up, get settled in, and familiarize yourself with the camp and faire grounds.

Camping

Most faires have some sort of on-site camping for employees. The rules and regulations vary a bit for each faire, so I encourage looking up the rules ahead of time for the specific festival you'll be attending. Nearly every faire will have camping fees that must be paid to stay on site; while some employers will cover these fees on behalf of their employees, not all will, so it's best to check with your employer about this. If you will be the one paying your own camping fees, make sure you have your payment ready when you check in at the office. If you are traveling with a pet, most sites will also require an additional pet fee.

After you check in, you will likely be assigned a camping spot by the campground director. (Some sites will allow you to choose your campsite, but don't hedge all your bets on this.)

When picking out a tent for camping, remember that this is what you will be living in for the run of the show; while some tents are great for a little weekend camping trip, they don't fare well when you're living in them for weeks to months at a time. Larger tents (8-12 person) are gonna be the best to ensure there's enough room for you and your belongings. Try to avoid dome-shaped tents, as they tend not to do as well in bad weather. The stakes that come with the tent are usually pretty garbage, so definitely buy some heavier duty ones.

Do not drop a ton of money on an expensive-ass tent. It will never be worth it. Even the most expensive tent is not meant to be lived in full-time, and it WILL eventually break and you will have wasted your money. Walmart has plenty of decent, affordable tents that work just as well. We go through about 2-3 tents a year due to weather damage and general wear-and-tear. Have a basic tent repair kit on hand for little fixes, but learn to accept when you just gotta toss it.

Besides a tent, here's a list of some equipment you'll definitely want to have while camping:

Battery powered lights and lanterns (and extra batteries)

A cooler for drinks and food

A cot or air mattress

Power bank; we recommend the one pictured below from Walmart, since it has built-in jumper cables and air compressor

Plenty of bottled water

Propane space heater for cold months

Tarps (you'll want one over the entirety of your tent for better rain and sun protection, as well as heat retention when it gets cold)

A small folding table (trust me, you'll want a flat surface)

Campgrounds will also usually have some type of shower house, but you'll still want to stock up on bottled water for drinking, brushing your teeth, washing your hands, etc. Also, a lot of camp showers are... not great. I definitely recommend looking up gyms or truck stops near site for a better bathing experience.

Mentally prepare for bad weather. It will happen, and it will suck, and you might lose some belongings. Come to peace with it.

Camping can be really stressful, from setting up your tent, to keeping your shit dry when it rains, to shitting in a hot port-o-potty. You will get frustrated, and you will cry. It comes with the territory. We've literally all been there, just remember it's not the end of the world, and things will be okay.

Community and Etiquette

Living in a campground means you're gonna be sharing a space with all kinds of people. Most of them you'll get along with, and some you won't. It's life.

Overall, it will benefit you to be friendly and social. Community is a big thing for us, and we often consider ourselves a big weird family. Reputation is absolutely everything, and your reputation will dictate how you fare in this environment. Word travels fast in these circles, and a bad reputation will prevent you from making friends, forming connections, and getting work. Networking and word-of-mouth are your ticket to staying on the road.

Easiest way to stay off of everyone's shitlist is to just be courteous and follow some basic rules:

All sites have a speed limit (usually 5mph) FOLLOW IT. This goes for the campgrounds as well as the faire site. Don't go haulin' ass around the grounds, it's wildly unsafe for everyone on foot, and it tears up the dirt roads.

Campgrounds also have Quiet Hours. Usually like 10pm-7am, but these also vary by site. Don't be the dick blasting music and shouting during quiet hours. Some people are trying to sleep, and may even have kids that go to bed early. It's super rude and you will 100% get reported to the camp director.

If you have a pet, basic pet etiquette applies. Pets must be leashed/tethered at all times when outside. Yes, even your cat. No one cares if you cat hates their harness, leave them at home then. Make sure you pick up after your pet as well, no one wants to step in shit on their way to the bathroom at 2am. If your pet is loud/untrained/unruly, it sucks, but it's best for everyone if you leave them home.

Keep communal areas clean. No one wants to pick up after you.

You'll be surprised that I have to say it, but don't take/touch stuff that doesn't belong to you without express permission.

Remember that this is all a shared space, with all the benefits and difficulties that come with that. You'll deal with some things you normally wouldn't. You'll be sharing a toilet with dozens of people, some more hygienic than others. You'll hear people stumbling home drunk, arguing, having sex. We live in nylon sacks 10 feet from each other, it happens, and you'll have to get used to it. But on the flipside, you'll also have some rad times. Most people are super rad and chill, and ready to lend a hand when needed. From helping pitch a tent, to sharing food and resources, to just being stellar company. Folks are always planning fun community events, so don't be afraid to get involved and have fun.

In addition, make sure to join in the online faire communities as well. If you don't have a facebook, or haven't used yours in years, it's time to dust it off. Every faire has a facebook page, as well as a private group for participants and campers. Most announcements are posted in these groups, as well as tons of community resources, so you'll absolutely want to join.

Work Life

Like I've said before, every employer is different, and will have different duties and ways of doing things, so you'll want to talk to your boss about what both of your expectations are to make sure you're all on the same page.

Most jobs on the road pay cash, so keep in mind that you'll likely be missing out on normal job benefits.

Each job will also have different expectations for garb; some will expect you to have your own, while others (mostly clothing shops) will require you to wear garments sold from the booth. Either way, you'll want to have appropriate garb for all types of weather. We're working outside, rain, snow, or shine, so you'll want to have work clothes you'll be comfortable in.

Some jobs will offer different types of week work for extra compensation. These are usually things like restocking, doing inventory, or making products. Week work is typically voluntary, but it's good to pick some up, since money can get tight on the road. If your employer doesn't offer any week work, you can always ask around if anyone else needs help during the week. This is totally common, and you can get the chance to learn some new skills.

While it may seem like an easy-breezy gig where you "only work two days a week," remember that this is still very much a job and should be treated as such. It can be a very fun job where we get to be creative and goofy, but if you slack off or treat it like one big party, people will notice, and they will not appreciate it. It is a lot of hard, sweaty work, but it is wildly rewarding.

General Tips and Cautions

There will be Drama™️. You get enough feral weirdos together in a shared space for long enough, and shit WILL go down. Do your best to stay out of it, it will keep you sane.

While this life is very fun and rewarding, it is also very mentally and physically demanding. You will likely experience burnout. Make sure you schedule some downtime into your circuit. December is the most common time to take a few weeks off, as there are less faires going on, and most folks want to enjoy the holidays.

Most festivals have horrible phone service. At some sites, you'll have to leave site completely to get enough signal to check your phone. Be prepared to go into town fairly regularly.

General motto is "prepare for the worst, hope for the best." Disasters can happen. But that's when it's great to have a community to lean on. Learn to roll with the punches.

[karokawwo]

HI here's @sweet-milky-tea705 s oc yasenia bc i wanted to doodle her bc she's so silly and i lieka her 🥰

[alittleannihilati0n]

@urlocalqueer thanks for the tag!

rules: tag nine people you want to get to know better

last song: Find Comfort in Yourself by Midtown

last show: The Owl House (I mean it's not done but it'll be a while before anything new will be out that I can watch)

currently watching: uhhh, I mean I've been to busy to be consistent, but I'm finally working my way through Clone Wars

currently reading: again, I've been crazy busy, but I've been reading a lot of poetry, and I've been carrying around We've All Seen Helena in hopes of rereading it.

current obsession: definitely my chem, and like hairpin trigger for bursts of obsession about star wars, fall out boy, and poetry.

(no pressure) tagging: @standing-in-v-formation , @mychemvampires , @gghoulishdelight , @sheskindaperfecttryhardboys , @weenhands , @urhopelesshair , @mikaniiiii , @fierrochaseist4t . @sweet-milky-tea705 +anybody else who wants to!

[crabbarts]

people you'd like to know better

@evanox THANK YOUUU for tagging me angel!! 💚💚

3 ships 1) Harumichi from Sailor Moon they're the ogs,, the blueprint,, and for good reason!! I love the playful, silly dynamic they have with each other, and how they're the biggest haters with the most drip in Sailor Moon S and Sailor Stars…10000/10 I love them and wish they had a much bigger role in the 90s anime

2) Jean x Clare from Claymore this is a recent one but it has me in a chokehold right now, they had only a handful of chapters together but what they had was Insane,, jean "you may use this life however you wish" and clare "your life is still your own to use." holds head in hands. eats them. (self promo, I just drew this pairing for the first time :3c)

3) Teo x Maehwa! Not from a show, my own OC teo and @evanox's oc maehwa drive me absolutely insane and I'm constantly cooking up scenarios for these two :') they're both very earnest and sincere and theatrical and NERDS and I adore them sm <33 if you'd like a better idea of tm's dynamic I have a tag dedicated to them!

first ship first ever ship? spirit and rain from spirit: stallion of the cimarron, maybe? either that or milo and kida from atlantis.

last song smoke rings by laurie anderson

currently reading claymore by norihiro yagi, I'm on volume 18/27 rn. I'm also very slowly reading the curse of chalion by lois mcmaster bujold but enjoying it immensely.

last film I don't watch a lot of movies, so probably the boy and the heron from last december! I quite liked it, the surreal scenery and the bright colours were right up my alley, and kiriko was def a highlight among the cast. I'd love to watch it again sometime!

currently craving a slice of garlic bread sounds really good right about now,, that or a cream cheese bagel Tagging @sweet-milky-tea705 @womenenthusiast2 @skijjiki @ashi-cookie and @verac!! feel free to do the tag if you want or pass if you don't!

[ocudeus]

i was tagged by my dear @norsferatu 🧛

rules: shuffle your repeat playlist and post the first ten tracks, then tag ten ppl

Glass Animals - Gooey

Lloyd - All I Need (slowed + reverb)

j-Hope - Daydream

Chase Icon - Call Your Mom

KUTE - Techno Killa

Mystery Skulls - Hellbent

Chase Atlantic - Slow Down

Kali Uchis - Moonlight

ODD EYE CIRCLE - Air Force One

BANKS - Gimme

yay we are so spotifyless youtube premiumless in this house 😍

I tag the mewchuuals (no pressure!): @gatarom @renuin @8-bit-space @cp-carnea @cringeworth @evangeliom @sweet-milky-tea705 @chickiefoo @tokyuus @somehowradio

[sweet-milky-tea705]

Dear mutual Sweet-milky-tea705, I am sending you this message to spread the true about your recent words...

I would def beat you in a fight.

With my most sincere affection,

dreamty.

Its going downnnn. You, me, denny's parking lot, a warm summers day and a trip to the beach. I bring a basket of snacks and you bring a sheet to sit on. We stay until the sun sets and walk down the pier to gaze into the watery abyss freckled by the endless stars above.. What what were we talking about again

[lord-shitbox]

Tagged by @sweet-milky-tea705 !

Prompt: shuffle your on repeat playlist on spotify and list the ten that play!

kantannakoto ft. SKY-HI (the oral cigarettes)

夢は夜ひらく [yume wa yoru hiraku] (keiko fuji)

どしゃぶりの雨の中で [doshaburi no ame no naka de] (akiko wada)

kizukeyo baby (the oral cigarettes)

voices (against the current)

72 - lolita as roxy (foreign gnomes, kitcaliber)

truth or dare (emily osment)

新宿の女 [shinjuku no onna] (keiko fuji)

京都から博多まで [kyoto kara hakata made] (keiko fuji)

brutus (the buttress)

tagging ummm @raeygina-george @maliciouswhiteboy @hatsune-yeetku @halfbit @shionin @mysandwichranaway & anyone else who'd like to participate :3!

please make a separate post so the reblog chain doesnt get super long! love yall <3

[6okuto]

hai everypony. used some of u and ur ocs as my muses for a little (big) (rough) spread :3 So u know u r perceived and enjoyed.

if ur surprised because we don't talk um. i recognize ur user and or did some tag lurking so. hey... um. Hey...... tags and notes under the cut!

@khalixvitae - KHALIX ! do not know this guy At All but i decided to mix things up and use him!! if u have any thoughts to share abt vil i'm all ears! >__<

@sweet-milky-tea705 - JAYCE! yasenia. smoking duck gif. is anything else needed 2 say... i didn't forget her ears i just. upside down. hair. and. giuspelazpe

@koyukiki - Leon Kennedy. LMAO he's literally the most random guy on here. "why hoseok da bus driver" vibe LIKEHEEBFHSB but u know. hiii koyuki!!

@shobvrry - wehehehe... hiii friend,, little shoto for u!! :3 do u like the placement of frozen joke bear. get it. bc. because. he. and. get it

@dira333 - kENMA!! this is evidently Not the thing i wanted to give u but. this has taken a while and i actually want 2 redo the other thing so. haii dira!! \o/

@satorisoup - tHe Only self ship other than me on here. based it on ur existing self ship comms and picrews.. R ur eyes green. like. ..IMCRYING . ROCK ON LENE!

@last0bread - !! azalea has SUCH a cool + unique design!! she's also quite satisfying to draw?? LOL. i also like doodling flowers so thanks for letting me do that :3 🩷 /silly

@mustddart - oh my god i didn't know u changed users and just got so scared. I rock w these guys. i don't know their dynamic i based it solely on this post (& it being percy) but I ROCK W THEM!!! U r one of the people i recognize by user btw. Hiiii stay awesome!!!! 🩷🩷

@luv-indigo - SOOO lovely!! loved reading about nadine and seeing her in each step ^__^ !! i recognize u by user too. Haiii all ur art and ocs r super nice and cool!!! 🙆🏻‍♀️🩷

@vaultureculture - bro i am rocking w this design so hard. elvia is stunning like okkk???!! leander i see u. i get u 🙂‍↕️🔥 phlomis is also Awesome i love the dynamics and story going on IM ROCKING SO HEAVY!!

@kandy-katz - omg. i did the chibi first and by the time i got to the last empty space i realized sol was the only one who was a sole (haha) chibi and !! 😭 i felt so bad bc his full design is SO SO cool so he's here twice. HE'S AWESOME!! 🩷🙆🏻‍♀️

@dreamtydraw - smoking duck gif. apple bag trio.. lOVE THEM!! 🩷💌 wasn't originally gonna do all 3 but i saw this pose and thought it was silly and fun.. yeagh. all ur ocs are always so lovely and unique!!! everypony reading this go check dreamty on itch.io and play all 5 games NOW!!!

@evanox - SARA RAAAHHHH!!!! saraahhhhh!!.???? haha get it. ...just looks like i spelt ur name wrong. Let's carry on. MAEHWA!!! 😭🩷🩷 worked off jayce's art I hope she looks ok. sage is drunk and saying something stupid /affectionate Idk what.. hehe she's lovely!!

@anonymous-eggy - Big Fan of masks and i love this one. HIS DESIGN IS SO FUN!! i finished drawing them the fastest fr fr i want that shirt so bAD and their hair is so nice yeahh i rock w az HEAVY!! 🩷🩷

@someiicecube - cannot overstate how heavy i rock w esther. u hooked me at an awesome stunning design and reeled me in w reading too many romance books and wishing it was him. so me. SO COOL!!! 🩷🩷

da process........

yeahgh. 👍 i wud like to draw some for real in the future but actually if i draw anything in the next few days my brain will explodeo.

[poisonouswritings]

I posted 10,152 times in 2022

That's 10,152 more posts than 2021!

709 posts created (7%)

9,443 posts reblogged (93%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@sweet-milky-tea705

@crabbarts

@amiibo-queen

@8-bit-space

@elytrians

I tagged 5,554 of my posts in 2022

Only 45% of my posts had no tags

#get in queue - 2,139 posts

#last legacy - 558 posts

#ozzy answers - 408 posts

#fictif last legacy - 400 posts

#sage lesath - 367 posts

#ozzy speaks - 234 posts

#ozzy daydreams - 222 posts

#anon asks - 216 posts

#fictif sage - 178 posts

#anisa anka - 160 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#but anyways im *still* getting whump posts under 'posts you may like' and i do not like it!! and i keep saying this post isnt for me and it

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Dialga v. Palkia Does Not Go As Expected

PLA, GN!Reader

Adaman and Irida want to have a fight, you just want to eat some potato mochi

Since the two clans have reached a peaceful treaty, it seemed only proper there be some sort of festival to celebrate. And since Jubilife Village has always been a sort of middle ground, it only makes sense to hold the party here. Plus, well, this is where the gods live.

Speaking of, you've become something of an,, ambassador between humans and the Almighty, as well as the de facto moderator for arguments between the clans. That's another reason everyone is gathering in the village.

Commander Komodo says that you have to look the part. You try to argue but then Cyllene pulls a sword out of nowhere - apparently she was the best swordsman in Hoenn? You make a note to ask about it later - and reminds you about following orders. So you relent and spend the day getting ready.

The tailor - Anthe - borrows some of your Pokémon for inspiration. It's a little silly to say but it gives you just a tiny bit of anxiety. How would you feel, having four friends who are always by your side suddenly whisked away? You feel just a tiny bit naked. But you stick through it, helping Rei and Akari hang up streamers and trying not to jump when Ingo randomly yells from a few feet away.

Seriously what did he do in his past life where he was always yelling?

Anthe's custom outfit is gorgeous, as you expected. There's a bit of a mish-mosh of colors to represent the Almighties; blue for Dialga, pink for Palkia, white for Arceus, you even talked her into adding some black and gold for Giratina.

Then it's heading over to Arezu so she can fuss over your hair.

You're finally rescued when Adaman and Irida show up about an hour before the festival is set to start. Arezu immediately pulls Adaman into a conversation, while Irida helps you to your feet. Arezu finally releases both you and Adaman, so together with Irida you three scamper back outside.

Like I said, they're here an hour early. You link your arm with Adaman's and nudge his side, teasing him a bit. You grab Irida's hand to tease her too.

'Oh you're here early? Did you forget the time? Did Irida have to come get you so you didn't be late? Irida I didn't know you were so prompt and timely. That's not a very Pearl Clan thing to do. Not very traditional.'

They're both a bit red-faced. Irida is scowling at you while Adaman is sticking his tongue out. You copy his childish display, and within moments you're locked in a fierce tongue battle

No not like that. Sorry to disappoint.

Irida (lightly) smacks Adaman on the back of the head. He yells but she ignores him, facing you with a gleam in her eyes. She explains that they actually have a request. That definitely sobers Adaman up a bit.

They want to battle each other with Dialga and Palkia to settle, Once And For All, which Clan is better.

You,,, are immediately hesitant. Not because you're concerned about the Pokémon ripping open the fabric of reality again - okay that's a lie you kinda are a bit worried about that - but because,, look it's already a little difficult for the clans to wrap their heads around you casually keeping their respective Almighties in a Pokéball and you really don't want to make that worse.

But Adaman and Irida seem genuine. So you relent, bringing them over to the training grounds. You have over your Pokéballs and go to stand with Ingo. One of the balls in your belt rattles. With a glow, Giratina emerges, settling beside you to watch the fight. You give it a few Oran berries as a treat.

Once the clan leaders get over their initial awe - and you remind Dialga and Palkia that, hey, humans kinda need the fabric of space-time to stay together to survive so don't go too hard - they're ready to brawl!

You end up crawling onto Giratina's head to get an aerial view. You reach back into your satchel and pull out a container of potato mochi for a snack. You're about to pop one in your mouth when four of them start to glow - two blue, two pink. Leaving you with just three left.

You roll your eyes and remind them to share.

Much to the clan leaders' shock, the gods have just,,, stopped fighting. You could have told them to expect this but the look of confusion slowly morphing to a surprised understanding on both their faces is much funnier. Surprised understanding turns again into confusion when they each receive a mochi.

A blessing from the lord

You slide off Giratina's back to the floor and pass one mochi over to Ingo and another to the Void Pokemon itself. Then you finally snack on yours.

Last week, Palkia opened a mini-wormhole just to steal Professor Laventon's toque. And Dialga laid down in front of the Galaxy Hall and refused to move until Rei and Akari promised to take it on their next survey. And Giratina sat in front of your house and refused to let you leave until you gave it a kiss on the head and reaffirmed that, yes, Giratina is a very good Void Snake.

They're powerful, borderline Eldritch creatures, sure. But like most creatures - most humans included - sometimes they wanna be showered in affection. And sometimes they wanna eat good food with good friends.

And isn't that what this festival is all about?

Right as you finishing explaining that, Giratina lobs a Shadow Ball right in Palkia's face and escapes through a wormhole. Palkia gives an indignant roar and follows. Dialga makes a purring sound that might be a laugh. Then Giratina pops up behind Dialga and lobs another Shadow Ball, which makes Dialga snarl and give chase.

The four of you - Adaman, Palina, Ingo, and yourself - all stand in the middle of the court, watching the legendary Pokémon chase each other around. Ingo chuckles and says siblings are like that. Irida asks if he has any siblings. He frowns and shrugs, saying he doesn't remember.

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275 notes - Posted March 19, 2022

#4

Consider:

We seem to have god-like healing powers, since we can like, leap off cliffs and whatever and just stumble for a sec before being good (I always imagined Arceus basically gave us a super good healing factor)

Imagine the chaos when everyone finds this out

Adaman

You invite Adaman to go on a survey with you in the Mirelands. As the Clan leader, he's pretty familiar with the surroundings so he's happy to show you around and help out in whatever way he can

He can make sure you don't waste time getting lost

You guys go out. It's been a nice day. You're chatting about nothing too particular, just some gossip on the wardens and making jokes about Kamodo and whatever.

You're expertly throwing Pokeballs and crushing everything in your path

When suddenly

There's an alpha

Not just any alpha, but a Carnivine. And it's spotted you.

You react on impulse. You send out your biggest Pokemon and tell it to get Adaman out of here and dart to the side to draw Carnivine's attention

Adaman is freaking out because Carnivine are Big and Scary™ but he also doesn't wanna leave you behind

Your Pokemon keeps headbutting him, trying to push him away from the battle

You're darting and dodging and hiding behind rocks and whatever, keeping Carnivine's attention solely on you

Adaman yells at you to stop fucking around and run for cover

Sweetie why would you do this

You're taken by surprise. You hear him yell and your first impulse is to look over, and Carnivine takes the chance to rush you and Cut You Bad™

Definitely poisons you a bit

Your Pokemon finally gives up on trying to shove Adaman away and goes after Carnivine itself, making swift work of kicking it's ass and sending it packing

Bonus points if it's an alpha of something adorable like Bidoof or Combee or whatever but my brain defaults to a Luxray so do with that what you will

Adaman runs over to you and drags you behind a tree. There's blood. Oh Almighty Sinnoh you are bleeding Quite A Lot and he's freaking out because Pokémon are so dangerous why the fuck were you toying with it why couldn't you have just let him fought it with his Leafeon or something oh fuck you're gonna die-

You cover your mouth. Cough. He's trying to stop the bleeding but his hands are shaking and

Wait

The blood has stopped

???

There's this very faint golden glow around you for a few moments. Your wound heals. You're all good. Somewhere between amused because this happens to you all the time and a little guilty because poor boy was so scared for you

He's still shaky so help him wash his hands and bring him back either to his settlement or the research camp, whichever is closest.

Explain about your healing powers. Once you do he calms down a lot.

By the time you reach wherever you're dropping him off at, you're both joking about what happened.

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284 notes - Posted March 9, 2022

#3

Smooches :(

I'm going to assume this is a request about the Last Legacy M4 since that's what I write the most of. Mayhaps this is your way of saying you want a smooch, in which case I say 'same'. But I'm not actually sure. So while I appreciate you thinking I'm smart enough to get this, I am actually Very Very Stupid and taking a swing in the dark here. Hope you enjoy!

GN!reader, fluffy fluff

Felix

I think Felix is a very big fan of casual smooches. He's been studying or working on experiments for nine hours straight and you just swoop in out of nowhere to kiss his cheek. Instant Dopamine Boost. Instant energy.

In as much as I like to joke about Felix being Easily Flustered, he's also the only Starswon (Rime notwithstanding) that's been in a canon long-term relationship. He's definitely get a lil embarrassed hehe blushy blushy man but he keeps his composure fairly well. Sometimes makes a little noise, sometimes shrinks up a little bit, the tips of his ears turn pink. But he'll look at you and pout and ask if That's All He's Getting™

If you sit with him while he's reading, I think he smooches you a lot. Doesn't even pull his eyes away from the page, just kinda leans over and kisses your cheek, your jaw, your neck, whatever's close enough. He's Focused™ but he still wants to worship you a lil

When he's not distracted by studies, he's a bit more flustered but he still gives you a lot of little kisses and smooches and pecks

I think especially when something reminds him of Rime. I feel like we don't talk enough about Protective!Felix being afraid of losing MC. So anyways when something makes him think of Rime, it kinda automatically makes him think about how Rime died, and that stresses him. Even if it was Unavoidable, he still worries about that happening to you. So he'll randomly pepper your cheeks and lips with little kisses and hold your hand. Kisses the back of your hand too.

I feel like all of Felix is very soft,, includes his lips,,,, do with that info what you will,,,,,,

He do Big Spell. Head Hurty. When he tries to sleep, smooch his temple. Makes him feel better.

Anisa

Heheh...ehehehe.....cat wife kisses

Gods i miss her

I feel like she loves all types of smooches, but especially sneaky ones! She's spent such a long time following the rules and being The Model Citizen™ that she likes the thrill of it. She's also incredibly proud to be your Knight In Shining Armor!! And as long as you guys aren't doing anything too dirty she doesn't care who sees a bit of PDA.

I think she'd like being kissed on her hands/wrists, tip of her nose, and collarbone. If you wanna be cute and kiss her chest where your heart is, she'll be super flustered but like it (as long as you guys aren't in public at that point).

Her favorite places to smooch you would probably be,,, your forehead (she uses her hands to smoosh your cheeks a lil whenever she kisses your forehead) and the spot below your ear. Maybe nips at your earlobe a little bit when she's feeling flirty but probably not in public

I feel like she hugs you from behind a lot!! Possibly sneaks up on you to give you surprise kisses.

She comes home after a long day of work,, she's so tired,,, help her pull her armor off,,,, give her a lil kiss on the shoulder,,,,,, she melts,,,,,,,,, and when she has nights when the memories are too much for her to deal with and she can't sleep, cuddle her. In between stories and jokes and dreams you two shares, smooch her hand/wrist. Makes her very calm.

I think if you guys are laying around and just kinda relaxing and you suddenly start kissing her, she would purr a little. I don't even know if half-ilephtas can purr, but damnit, she does.

Sage

I was gonna say that I hc that the only source of wholesome smooches Sage ever had before you was probably like, when he and Tulsi were younger and say she was afraid of a thunder storm he would probably kiss the top of her head or whatever (which is something my older sister still does to me a lot when I'm upset) but after That Post from the Insta I feel like that'd be inappropriate,,, which is really shitty because siblings should be allowed to show affection for each other without people being freaks about it,,,,,

But anyways

I think Sage is used to making out and whatever, but soft lil smooches??? Foreign concept.

The first time you smooch his cheek out of nowhere he just bluescreens. He's dead. Gone. Vanished. Slain. He tries to be flirty to hide his embarrassment but you give him this wholesome little smile and he just puts his head down because he needs a second

He's a bit of an attention whore so once you start he doesn't want you to stop. If you're busy studying he 10,000% does the lil headbutt thing.

Definitely likes kissing your hands and nibbling on your fingers a lil but also your forehead, the top of your head, and the crook of your neck because he's trying to hide his face a lil cause he's blushing

Ooh big strong cat man blushing like a tomato because he's being sweet on his loving partner

I also think Biting Is A Love Language! You will get nibbled on often!! Obviously when he's flirty he's messing with you that way but even when he's just being a blushing dork, he gives you a lil love bite. Though I have a thing for marking so porhaps I'm projecting but I'm sure you don't mind

Loves it when you kiss his head/ears, his cheeks, probably his chest too. And if you kiss his scars? Especially while mumbling a bit of praise about how big and strong he is? He simply Ceases To Exist.

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#2

Mc being to afriad to tell the LIs she loves them so she says it when she thinks they're alseep but theyve caught on and are only just pretending to sleep so they can hear it

Ajfigkda I love this trope so much 🥺

GN!Reader, sleepy times

Felix Escellun

Felix has noticed that you are,, a little more shy than normal. Certainly more affectionate but a little less talkative, a little less open.

At first he thinks something is wrong. Did he maybe do something? Are you alright?

But then one day you hug him from behind and nuzzle into the crook of your neck. Mumble something he doesn't catch into the skin of his shoulder. And when he asks you to repeat it you just squeeze him a little tighter.

That's when he first realizes what it is you really want to say.

Do you think,, he was the one to say it first to Rime? Because in my head I think Rime said it first, and I think that's how Felix kind of recognizes what you're up to.

But he wants to give you some space for it. So,,

It's been a long day of studying. You've been doing it again - starting to speak, pausing, shaking it off and sinking back into a mostly-comfortable silence.

Mostly comfortable. It's an itty bit awkward. The 'weight of unsaid words' and all that.

Well, wouldn't the best way to fix it be to get the words said? He thinks so. So that day, in the study, he makes a show of curling himself up in the armchair and leaving the blanket bunched around his waist before 'falling asleep'

It takes about ten minutes. Your footsteps are soft and light and gentle and he only hears them because he was listening. You pull the blanket up over his shoulders. Tuck it in a little. Brush some of the hair away from his face. He's trying really hard not to smile because you're being so soft. And then you lean down and whisper 'I love you' and his face is flaming red and then as soon as you leave the room he sinks down into the blanket and just makes a really quiet noise because yeah he was expecting but still-

Spends the next 20 minutes basically squealing into his blanket before getting himself together. The next time you come in he kisses your hand continues with his reading. Hopefully now that you've said it, you'll be brave enough to say it again

Anisa Anka

Anisa kind of sees it coming but she also doesn't want to jump the gun y'know? Cause like, if she says it first and you weren't ready to say it, then that's gonna pressure you into saying it. And she doesn't want that.

So what should she do? You keep blushing whenever you look at her for too long and ugh you're making it so obvious it's adorable

But she doesn't want to make things weird, doesn't wanna put any pressure on you. It's her job to protect you in this world. She can't abuse that position, not even accidentally.

Hm. This really is rather difficult to navigate around.

Once night she gets home late from her patrol. She creeps back into the apartment to see that you're in her bed, all bundled up and drooling on her pillow a little. She chuckles a little to herself as she changes out of her armor and into something more comfortable. Then she goes to sleep on the couch.

As she's laying there, trying to fall asleep, she hears soft footsteps. Your footsteps, she'd recognize them anywhere. You walk over and carefully nudge a pillow (not the one you drooled on, obviously) under Anisa's head. She's wide awake but she's feigning sleep, wanting to see what you do.

'...hey... Anisa. I love you.'

Her hair poofs a bit as she tries really, really hard not to smile like a fool.

'Wh- A-Anisa! You're not even asleep!'

She opens her eyes with a little laugh and lightly grabs your hand, keeping you from shyly scurrying away. She wants to see your face, after all. 'How could I possibly sleep when the person I'm in love with just said they love me?'

Your eyes are big and wide because Oh She Just Confessed To Loving You Back and she's just giggling because you look so cute. She also feels a little light-headed from a mix of happiness and adrenaline because She Really Likes You And Her Heart Is Racing.

You guys end up falling asleep in her bed. Together.

Sage Lesath

Y'know I don't think Sage sees it coming!! He's never been in love before and he's never stayed with any one person long enough for him to recognize the signs. No, I think that he knows something is up but he doesn't know what.

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360 notes - Posted May 1, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Imagine if the ArcPhone has it's own WiFi network so the player can look stuff up

During a meeting you're just looking up dramatic music stings and randomly playing one whenever Kamodo/Adaman/Irida/Cyllene starts talking

When Laventon talks you play various clown themes (affectionate)

You play train sounds around Ingo because it makes him happy (even if he can't remember why)

Teach Melli about Snapchat and filters

Make 'wot in tarnation' memes about Lian

Show Iscan some scary Dusclops fanart if you wanna be evil

If you wanna be nice show him cute fanart

Change the phone's clock in front of Adaman just to piss him off

Change the phone's location in front of Irida just to piss her off

Teach Rei and Akari some Vocaloid songs+dances and encourage them to show everyone

You get a text from Arceus

There's a link that he says is some important information about how to fight Electrode or whatever

You click it

It's a Rick Roll

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