#sweet talking

[esme-elizabeth-is-a-mf]

I love LOVE 😍 being a sweet talker I was at a big race and I hit lots of boats and when you hit boats your supposed to have like a hearing to figure out who was in the right of way. Well I was with a guy who never sailed on my type of boat before and we screwed up ALOT

and after the races I talked (and flirted a little) with all the boats and asked if they were alright and said I loved their hair and they were doing really good and I’m so sorry and BAM all charges from all 9 boats were dropped 🏆🏆

Which is crazy cause we made top 20 (12th) and we would have barely made 60th if I hadn’t wiggled my way out of the charges 🥰🥰🥰

[shironezuninja]

I’m kinda like the Alien female in the Species movie trilogy.

[touyaspeach]

I'm gatekeeping Lev Haiba sorry

[guiiay]

the spear of longinus

[starlit-bug]

I DO obsessively read peoples tags when they rb my art

And, yes, I DO kick my little feets and giggle when I get compliments

[kaogens]

mikus once again :P

[theeroticlover]

😊😘😊

[paintedcrows]

Introducing RoyalAuthor! ...I cannot stop thinking about these old man scientists...

[isabellaofparma]

#the cat king would've liked niko because she was the only one to show him an ounce of respect

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

while we wait.

may i offer you all a pubby?? lil bby barns?

[shironezuninja]

Tobey, the bathroom pet spider, is missing. If I end up killing him in the shower tonight, I’ll cry, like in that old 90’s Simpsons episode, where Homer cried while eating his cooked pet lobster, Pinchy.

[toyastales]

Salted caramel chocolate mousse cup

[sweetnothingtm]

simon riley who’s obsessed with a camgirl.

simon riley who has his card memorized so he can endlessly tip you with little messages of praise.

good girl. what a good dirty whore. that’s it, smile for daddy. finished so soon? i won’t ask twice - again, princess. wish i could fuck those little plump lips. nasty little slut.

simon riley who’s your top viewer and spends thousands of dollars donating you gifts.

simon riley who jerks himself off to saved videos of you smiling sweetly as you dip your hand in between your thighs.

simon riley, who bought you special lingerie for Valentine’s Day just to see you cum over and over and over in the tight red lace.

simon riley - pussy whipped for a girl who’s never met him but who he’s destined to ruin with all his dirty little fantasies.

damn my bad I’ll stop…

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

All he knows is flirt with men and lie.

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[lilislegacy]

piper: what’s a cute little thing that belongs to your partner and whenever you see it, it just reminds you that they’re yours

will, softly smiling: nico’s playing cards

nico: *trying not to blush*

leo: calypso’s threads. it comforts me to see them sitting on my table

calypso: *looking at him lovingly*

hazel, with heart eyes: frank’s bow. i always think of how handsome he looks when he shoots it

frank: *giving her heart eyes*

percy: annabeth’s fucking mile-long blonde hairs that i pull out of my buttcrack in the shower

annabeth: *evil cackling across the room*

[emotinalsupportturtle]

Very normal David Tennant moment