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Art Donaldson with literal loser reader? This is for the netizens of the world who don’t do anything but homely activities. Like for the depraved girls/nbs/boys whoever frfr like? Reader who’s obsessed w him, met him through a friend or sm??
art knows you don’t get out much.
he knows you’d prefer to stay inside and obsessively scroll twitter or tumblr or play video games as opposed to accompanying him to a party on campus.
by now, he knows all of your little habits that you’ve developed through your early youth and have grown to enjoy more than anything. he accepts them, because he accepts you.
but he also can’t deny that he’d love to take you out more than you usually let him.
he wants to take you out to a club and grab your hips and rut into your backside while you two drunkenly dance. and he wants to show you off to his friends when they all go out to the bar.
so when he fucks you.. he sometimes lets this stuff slip.
he’s pushing you down into the bedding and moaning into your neck, little gasps punctuating each roll of his hips against yours as he fills you with every single girthy inch of him. he reaches down for one of your hands and directs it to the back of his blonde locks, silently pleading with you to tug on them the way he likes.
“fuh-fuck,” he groans, his eyes rolling back as he gets close, “nobody even knows we’re dating… you— mngh—! you gotta come out with me this weekend… ohh god..”
and you pull on his hair and wrap your legs around him; your insides too stirred up to form a response. you feel him pummeling the deepest parts of your walls with an intensity that only washes in when he’s aching for something.
“… but.. ungh, fuck fuck fuck, i.. i think you like it, don’t you? staying in when im out… letting me come back to you at the end of the night and stuff my dick into this pretty hole of yours… letting me use you… AH— baby—! fuckkk, i’m gonna come inside you— i’m gonna come inside you, ’m gonna fucking— ohh god, please—“
and then he’s pulling himself out and slamming back in once, twice, three times before he lets out an anguished moan and spills warmly into your body; coating your parts in a thick, sticky, milky dose of desperation and longing as he pulls your back up into an arch while you yelp under him. he presses his stomach to yours as he rides out his high.
he so desperately wants you to quit the internet so that he can take you out properly and show you all of the ways he can make you happy.
he knows you liked him first—he was told that you’d had a huge crush on him—but none of it really mattered now. he’s obsessed with you too, so..
why won’t you let him show the world?
#🌸 - ask prompts#anon i GOT YOU#filthy messy sweaty sex with needy art:/#there were a couple diff ways i thought abt this idk#i kinda wanna write another part where the reader is more of a recluse and prioritizes art over everything else..#i like toxic smut lol#hmmmm#art donaldson smut#art donaldson x reader
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18+ mdni; male!reader
staring up at toji with your lips wrapped around his dick, your hands resting behind your back like the good boy that you are – he thinks you fucking look exceptional.
drool trickles from the corners of your lips as you tongue at his foreskin, the sensitive sensation making his jaw fall slack. a layer of sweat coats his skin; toji's glad the wall's there to steady him because he feels like he might faint. it's hot, way too hot. he's wearing too many clothes but he doesn't even want to imagine telling you to stop.
there's an ache in your knees but you couldn't care any less for it – toji's pleasure is your first and utmost priority at this moment. you know you'll be flaunting gorgeous bruises tomorrow, the best remainders of your good work. you also know that he'll be kissing them better. he always does.
you part your lips further to take more of him in your mouth, holding back the gag as he hits the back of your throat. you try to keep your eyes on him though because to see him unraveling like this is a treat; there's a cute flush to his cheeks and the tips of his ears, and the way he's groaning. and panting. he looks fucking hot.
one of his hands rests on the back of your head – he's not really pushing, more so just keeping you in place; nose brushing against the unruly black strands of hair that sprout at the base of his cock, spit dribbling down his heavy balls as you swallow around him.
"fuuuck, baby... "
the nickname makes your own cock twitch, the mess in your boxers getting worse by the second. there was simply no time to remove yours or his clothes – you were on him the second he got home, his complaints about being sweaty and dirty gone unheard as you hungrily latched onto his neck. when you insisted that that's what makes him even sexier, he could only laugh at your neediness but who's he to refuse you of anything? how could he when he felt your hot tongue against his skin and your hand on his hardening bulge?
so, here he is now – balls deep in your warm and tight throat, curses falling from his lips like they're the only words he knows. they keep tumbling out, one right after the other, and every single one of them goes straight to your aching member. you're so hard that it's starting to hurt but you love it. it's the most delicious kind of pain there is – you can never get enough of it.
air can't reach your lungs anymore and slight panic seeps into your body but toji doesn't miss anything, not even when his head is in the clouds. his hand stays cradling your cheek as you pull off of him, chuckling darkly at you trying to catch your breath. his baby.
toji leans down while holding your jaw and whispers against your messy lips. "yer s'fucking perfect, did ya know that?"
and then he kisses you properly; he feels you smiling into him and he can taste himself on your tongue and it's all making him dizzy. he moans into your mouth before matching your lewd grin. his other hand comes to rest on your cheek aswell as if he's afraid that you're going to slip from his hands any given second. he needs to be closer, he needs to devour you. he needs to have you all to himself.
your fingers sink into his hair, roughly tugging at the roots while pressing your thighs together for any sort of relief. toji's practically eating your face and you fucking love it; he's never been one to stray from anything sloppy – quite the opposite really, he fucking loves it. your own drool finds the hand that's holding your chin and he just wants... more.
he licks the inside of your mouth, groaning when you turn to suck on his tongue next. pre-cum drips out of his slit; there's a puddle between the two of you – a mixture of you and him together.
but then he's pulling away with a pop to praise you some more because toji would rather sink six feet below ground than to miss out on seeing the hearts shine in your eyes at his words. "my good boy, yeah?"
nodding your head, you give him a cunning little smirk before pushing him backward, forcing him to rest against the wall again, giving you enough room to continue slobbering all over him. toji's head falls back with a thud and his eyes press themselves shut as you suckle on his sensitive tip like it's some type of candy. that's what always breaks him.
that and—
you cup his big balls and toji lets out a gasp, his fist tightening in your hair. they're all wet as a result of your heavenly mouth and it makes you feel proud. you tug on them just a little and his eyes crack open; two dark orbs stare down at you and you know he's close. you give him a hum and let the vibrations run through his body. the sounds that emit from your actions fill the entire room and it's so, so filthy that they make toji's abdominal muscles contract. he can't hold it in anymore, he can't.
locking eyes with him is all he needs to suddenly spill down your throat, his salty cum flooding your mouth on instant. there's so fucking much of it – you try to swallow as much as you can but let the rest pour over your lips. you know he loves it.
and he really does think you look exceptional. toji doesn't know what he did to deserve you – what'd he do to deserve someone, who treats him like some king. who loves him like you do.
heaving like he just ran a marathon, toji takes a few seconds to compose himself before sending you a lazy, lovesick smile. he wipes the last tear that's running over the apple of your cheek before tugging you up on your feet and you immediately stumble into his chest, your knees dead from sitting on them for so long. hiding your face in his pecs, you both chuckle quietly at your own fucked state of being.
"'m fallin' for you, toji..."
you hear another thud and you know the exact expression he has on his face right now – head lolled back once more, his eyes closed with a stupidly handsome smirk on his face. "ya just had me down yer throat and now yer makin' jokes? ya really are something, huh?"
all bark, no bite.
"you love me."
his hands rest on the small of your back, slowly and smoothly inching toward the waistband of your pants. you're about to scold him for not saying it back but then you feel his lips against the top of your head.
"i really fucking do."
#eating him#need him sweaty and dirty and covered in spit:33333#toji#wtf mickey can write#toji x reader#toji smut#toji drabble#toji fushiguro#toji fushiguro x reader#toji fushiguro smut#toji fushiguro x male reader#toji fushiguro drabble#jjk toji#jjk x reader#jjk smut#jjk x male reader#toji x male reader#x male reader
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“hey there, sugarlips”
read Not Quite Shining by @senseoftheday on Ao3 (this is the modern renfaire griddlehark fic of my dreams and i have thought about it every day since i read it a year ago)
#also everyone say hi to the last art created on my ipad before she died#thank god i had this saved#anyway sweaty gideon owns my soul#thank you senseoftheday for writing this beauty and for sharing it with all of us#this fic is my roman empire#griddlehark#griddlehark art#my art#the locked tomb#tlt fanart#tlt#fic rec#harrowhark nonagesimus#gideon nav#gideon the ninth#harrow the ninth#not quite shining#griddlehark fic rec
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mcspirk where spock, having grown up on vulcan, prefers it warmer when he sleeps (and/or meditates in the bed with them), and kirk, having gotten used to sleeping under a lot of blankets when he was recovering from the severe malnutrition of tarsus (a side effect of which is that he was always cold), still prefers to sleep under a bunch of blankets as a comfort thing...
and yet somehow mccoy, who tends to run a little warm when sleeping anyway, keeps getting stuck in the ninth circle of hell that is the middle of the bed, covered in layers of blankets, in a room with the heat raised, scowling at the ceiling at the fact that kirk and spock are such goddamn light sleepers that if he tries to crawl out of the bed they will a) wake up, and b) immediately turn into octopuses and refuse to let him leave, and he will a) still be stuck there, but now b) even warmer because they'll be holding onto him like their life depends on it...
this happens at least three times a week
(listen he may be a georgia boy, but they had air conditioning, thanks!!)
#mcspirk#star trek#star trek tos#star trek the original series#leonard mccoy#spock#james t kirk#listen: picture de with sweaty hair scowling up at the ceiling in the middle of the bed while the other two are cuddled half on top of him#do you see my vision#do you#tos writing ref#mine
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thinking abt what it'd be like to take a yoga class with paige. maybe yoga is actually your thing and you like to go to the yoga studio a few times a week, it's become a part of your routine just like how paige has basketball. she has a little time off and gets the bright idea to join you for one of your classes. "i think it'll be fun. we can go together, get acai bowls afterwards, i get to stare at your ass in yoga pants..." she says. you don't need any convincing and you think it's nice paige wants to try one of your hobbies. once you've settled in, she didn't realize how hot the room would be. "baby, you didn't tell me we were going to hot yoga." "what do you mean? this is a hot yoga studio, p." she's out of her element, sweating so much more than she expected to. there's a point in which the instructor has everyone hold a pose for extra long. you glanced over at her and had to stifle giggles when you saw how badly she was grimacing. poor baby actually looked like she was in pain. when the class finally ended, your instructor told paige "you could learn a thing or two from Y/N, she's one of my best students" and winked at her. paige teases, "i don't know, for someone who does so much yoga she isn't the most patient teacher." you scoff and lightly smack her arm. when you get acai bowls after you ask for extra nutella on her's since she worked so hard today :( and you tell her "you did good, baby. maybe you can come with me more often?" "i'll let you know when i stop feeling the pulse on the back of my knee and think about it."
#can you guys tell im a yoga girly...like i loveeeee to go to yoga#need to take a class w paige and see her get all sweaty oooooo#paige bueckers x reader#paige bueckers fic#paige bueckers blurb#paige bueckers drabble#paige bueckers x y/n#paige bueckers#my writing
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kirishima does the thing where he lifts up the hem of his shirt to wipe the sweat off his face and you nearly flatline
#he doesn’t realize that you hate the gym and hate working out unless it’s with him until months after you start dating#‘but you said yes every time i asked you to workout with me!’ he says#and you’re like ‘yeah because seeing you sweaty and panting was the highlight of my week’#kirishima eijirou x reader#kirishima eijiro x reader#bnha#jess scribbles#tho does this even count as writing lmao
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Can't get over construction worker!toji watching you like the pretty little thing you are on your phone hurrying to a meeting trying to open this god damn water bottle you just bought. He's eyeing you up and down with a smirk and then suddenly
"Ma'am"
He points at your bottle "I could help help you out with that"
Awestruck you stare at this man who looked like he was carved by god himself, wife beater on, hair sticking to his forehead and god...his arms, sweaty and filthy with something black all in their muscular glory.
He notices you gawking at him but knows you wouldn't appreciate his teasing, you're not that kind of woman.
"Ma'am?" he smiles even wider at you looking up at his eyes with a blush.
"Hmm? oh yes thank you that would be great!"
You swear at yourself for the too excited enthusiasm in your voice and hand him the water bottle which he opens without a hint of struggle. Was he flexing more than normal or was that your imagination betraying you.
"Thank you.."
"My pleasure"
He tips his head at you with that same smirk and you swear you were about to fall on your knees from this man's oozing manly charisma. Straighting up you smile at him and quickly rush away.
Toji smirks back at his fellow construction buddies who just look at him with disgust, very used to him getting all the women at his feet, the worst part? he wasn't even trying.
"You gotta stop doing that" one of them says with a disgusting but also jealous look on his face
"Doin' what? not my fault pretty girls don't look at y'all"
Groans could be heard from his mates while he laughs and gets back to work but before that he turns around one last time to see you walking away to your office thinking of a way to get to see you again.
#i am not a writer but if anyone could uh write this i will be very happy#any construction worker!toji tbh...just need that man dirty sweaty and manly all around me yummmm#i was thinking about this on my walk today and i literally started smiling like a maniac all on my own#jjk headcanons#jjk toji#toji fushiguro#jjk x reader#jjk x you#toji x reader#toji fluff#jjk fluff#jujutsu kaisen x reader#toji x you
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When Eddie comes back to his trailer from one of his Corrored Coffin’s gigs, all sweaty and smelling like cigarettes, Steve finds it hot every single time.
He’d stare at this boyfriend as he’d yap about his gig and how big the crowd was while taking his clothes off, tight leather pants and firm tank top under his vest, damp with sweat.
Once Eddie threw his top to the floor, Steve had to swallow his moan when his boyfriends shirtless body was on full display, tattoos and nipples hard and all for Steve’s hungry eyes to see.
”Like what you’re seeing?” Eddie grins, pulling Steve away from his dirty thoughts as his eyes finally land on Eddie’s.
”I - uh… yeah. You look really fucking hot.”
Steve sounded so breathless.
Eddie chuckled before he slowly moved to stand beside the bed, legs sliding between Steve’s spread legs as he took his boyfriend's blushed face in his hands.
”You should’ve seen me on the stage. I would’ve made a big show for you, baby.” Eddie murmured, voice slightly hoarse from singing, or more like from screaming.
He pushed Steve’s fallen bangs back, massaging his scalp a little which made Steve bite back a moan.
He had wanted to come and see Eddie’s gig so badly, but his shift hadn’t ended until 12 am - thanks to the holidays - and Corroded’s gig had started an hour before that, so he had just come to Eddie’s place to wait and meet his boyfriend there.
The knowledge still made him pout.
”I know, Eddie- I should’ve, I’m sorry,” Steve whined when Eddie tugged his hair back, making his wet mouth form into a pretty o shape as Eddie looked down at him.
”Don’t apologize, sweetheart.” Eddie caressed his cheek softly and leaned down to kiss him, making Steve moan as he finally felt his boyfriend’s lips on him.
When Eddie pulled back, he gave Steve’s nose a small peck before taking a step back - hand still holding Steve’s cheek - and grabbing the towel from his chair.
Steve hadn’t even realized Eddie had gotten naked.
He couldn’t help but to glance at the nice and thick dick between them.
”I’ll take a quick shower-” Eddie didn’t get to finish because Steve let out a pitiful cry on the bed.
”Nooo—Eddie, please! I need you!”
Eddie looked taken back for a whole two seconds before a knowing smirk creeped its way up to his face.
”You need me?” Steve nodded and Eddie grinned more, ”How?”
”I… I- I need you to fuck me.”
Steve didn’t give a single crap that he sounded so needy and honestly, like a slut. He always has been and he had no shame in that. No shame in begging for his boyfriend's cock.
”I haven’t showered.”
It was like Eddie wanted to be a tease on purpose.
He knew how Steve got off of seeing him getting ready for a gig, at the gig and after it. Eddie was always the hottest he’s ever been when he was doing the things he loved.
Playing, singing and fucking Steve.
And he knew Steve got riled up about his smell, even once catching him jerking off while breathing in Eddie’s sweaty shirt after a gig.
He had fucked Steve stupid, feeding his cock into that tight heat and thrusting his cock in and out so fast that it had made Steve’s toes curl as he cried for more with the shirt still planted next to his face.
So, Eddie acting like he needed to shower was out of the question.
”Doesn’t matter, Eds. I need you to fuck me right now, please please pleaaaaase…” Steve cried as he desperately got on his knees on the bed, not even close to the same level with Eddie’s face, but still closer as he wrapped his arms around Eddie’s neck.
”I need your dick inside me.” He whispered against Eddie’s lips and Eddie let out a breathless laugh as his hands came down to squeeze Steve’s ass through his underwear.
”A needy boy.”
”Yes-yes!” Steve nodded hurriedly and kissed Eddie.
Eddie just smiled against his lips before wrapping his hands around the back of Steve’s thighs and manhandling him to lay on his back.
Steve let out a laugh when Eddie came to lay between his legs, body still sticky with sweat.
”You really have a thing for a sweaty and smelly metalhead? I’m surprised I’m not grossing the little Stevie out.”
”Never, Eddie” A kiss, ”God you’re so hot you have no idea.”
”I may have a small hunch.” Eddie grinned and dived right into Steve’s neck, making the younger boy moan happily under him as he was finally able have his boyfriend this close and just smell.
#steddie#smell kink#YOU KNOW STEVE DOES#It makes him weirded out for a while bc he likes things smelling good and clean etc but then he sees Eddie all sweaty the first time#and he’s rock hard#LOL#steve harrington#eddie munson#stranger things#steddie fandom#steddie fic#ficlet#one shot#my writing#lemon#corroded coffin#the hellfire club
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Alive Hale Family!AU
STILES: "Do you know how to use Pinterest?"
DEREK: "Uh... I guess?"
STILES: "Great, I want a summer wedding."
#biblically accurate stiles quotes#incorrect teen wolf quotes#incorrect quotes#writing prompts#stiles stilinski#derek hale#sterek#teen wolf#gotta love AHF aus#fuck summer weddings tho#i hate the sun#drunk people are gross but SWEATY drunk people are worse
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[nsfw content!] not to be absolutely feral but i'm thinking abt how jungwon is the boyfriend to end all boyfriends when it comes to sex? the man is cocky, but still him, so even when you're teasing him and his tongue is poking at his cheek, with one eyebrow raised in amusement, he's still got the ghost of a smile dancing on his lips.
like how he looks at you when you're sinking onto his cock with nothing but his hoodie on and he's fingering the hem of the hoodie with a little smile.
"do you think this is enough to keep me from completely ruining you?"
#jnnul#jnn hard hours#jungwon smut#enhypen smut#jungwon hard hours#enhypen hard hours#jungwon x reader#enhypen x reader#jungwon hard thoughts#enhypen hard thoughts#sorry#I WAS WRITING#AND THEN I WROTE THIS#AND NOW I'M HOT AND SWEATY#I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE
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Prompt 26
Jaskier has been recognized as the runaway viscount of lettenhove by a band of bandits. Embarrassingly, they seemed to have found him in the midst of buying a personalized gift addressed "To My Beloved." Perhaps a hairclip shaped like a dandelion, or perhaps an embroidered handkerchief, or something else dainty and delightful. The bandits drag Jaskier away for ransom, even as he tries futilely to explain that his lover will NOT be polite to them if they continue down this road. I mean, whatever fancy shmancy noblewoman whose skirt he's chasing can't be that threatening to their operation, right? They write up a ransom note, intending on sending it along with a lock of Jaskier's hair, and a few drops of his blood to show they're serious. They slice across Jaskier's wrist, but there's much much much more blood than they expected, because the man slicing his wrist is suddenly missing his head. Huh. Perhaps they've underestimated Jaskier's beloved. He did try to warn them.
#fanfiction prompts#geralt x dandelion#geralt x jaskier#geraskier#the witcher#witcher fanfiction#geralt loves his bard!#writing prompts#requited unrequited love#friends to lovers#love confessions#or#established relationship#up to you my dear#protective geralt#possessive geralt#optional “they tried to take you way from me” smut? idk...up to u.. sweaty...#villain of the week#bandits#jaskier whump#rescue mission#geralt deserves to be a weird little bloodhound!!! He can track his boyfriend by sniffing for his perfume in the wind!!! Its canon!!!#Let him find his boyfreng with his snoot!!!! Might do a more fluffy prompt later about that idea tbh#HAPPY ENDINGS ONLY#THIS IS SO WE CAN THIRST AFTER GERALT NOT SO WE CAN CRY
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can we leak our dms and discuss sexy sweaty runner steve bc i feel like everybody deserves to know what we know 🫡
him coming home in his lil runner shorts and a hoodie and he’s all flustered and sweaty 😵💫 try not to jump his bones challenge failed immediately!!
ali stoppppp 😩 like. i’m literally gonna lick the sweat from him, give him a goddamn sponge bath with my tongue and there would be nothing that could stop me. and oof if he’s sweaty enough it makes his hair is all funny, some of the sweat making it flop and stick together in little bits tehe <3
coming home from a run would go smth like this: enter steve, he’s tan, he’s sweaty, he’s wearing the worldest tiniest shorts again just to give a heart attack to every milf on the block when he goes by and calls out, “morning mrs. callahan!” all polite. he knows what he’s doing >:) he wanders into the kitchen to grab a glass of water where you’re sat, picking at the end of your breakfast. he can feel your eyes on him as he drinks, downing a whole glass of water and refilling it immediately, to down half of the second glass.
taking a breather, steve pulls his hoodie up to wipe the sweat off his face and water from his mouth and you have to quietly inhale a mouthful of drool as his tummy is exposed— rippling wildly as he tries to catch his breath. you fail to contain said drool and steve looks up just in time to catch you wiping at your mouth a little. he smirks, the bastard, and starts shucking off the hoodie— not even trying to hold down the shirt beneath it. it’s a show of tan skin, moles, and his hairy chest and you’ve somehow managed to clench yourself thighs tighter by the time he wrangles it off.
“i’m…” he starts, eyes looking you up at down. he licks his lips. “gonna have a shower. care to join me, sweetheart?”
you stand up instantly and steve snorts a laugh, completely endeared by how eager you are — loves to know that he’s so wanted by you. he plants his hands on his hips and wiggles his eyebrows at you, running his hand through his hair quickly. “okay, race you to the bathroom? go!”
he doesn’t give you a second, sprinting out of the kitchen and flying up the stairs, his runners high just making it easy as pie. he’s halfway up the stairs, when he hears your “steeeeeeeeeve!” and it just makes him grin, beginning to shed his shirt, dropping it carelessly in the hallway. his blue nike cortez’s go next, one after the other. “i’m getting naked!” he calls back, then laughs a little when he hears your feet thunder a little faster on the stairs. and you know, for someone who’s just been running for the last hour or so, he seems to have plenty of stamina in the shower…
#OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED#RUNNER STEVE MY FREAKING BELOVED#GOD I NEED HIM!!!!#think about him.#big grey hoodie. tiny green shorts. blue nike cortez. SWEATY from his RUN#i’m creaming my pants just thinking bout it tbh#he’s so goddamn boyfriend i’ll die#ur right ali we needed to share this w the world#jay answers#jay writes#steve harrington x reader#steve x reader#steve harrington#steve harrington smut#steve harrington x reader smut
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experimenting with new ways to get Lance to stfu
#after this#Lance: what like temperature wise??? you complaining about how sweaty I was or something freak??#Keith: nah I like it when you’re sweaty that’s kinda hot too#lance: wh- what the hell kind of game are you playing at?!#Klance#Voltron#my art#I will work up some more flirty Keith for u all perhaps…. this one was only a tiny spoonful but I might just write another fic for it lmfao#vld Klance#vld
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Not that anyone was asking, but for the last uhhhhhhh since I had to go back to work in person every day during pandemic I have been incredibly burned out and angry and stressed and exhausted all the time and had negative creative energy. Making the world's most basic friendship bracelets for swapping at the Taylor Swift concert was about all I could give. I haven't written anything longer than a ficlet in so long. And nobody's made me feel like I owed the fandom that, but I miss participating the way I used to and writing a lot. But I have a new job that's a lot more chill and I'm feeling the little nibbles of maybe having a story in my brain and it's such a relief I could cry.
Anyway, send me a prompt if you feel like it. I do have a few ideas of my own, but that's always nice. Maybe there will be some new stories in this space soon.
#chitchat#look i loved teaching high school but it didn't love me#now to figure out how to write in something other than google docs because i'm not losing my account for writing smut#like there's not already so many kb of hot sweaty action in there#but still
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So far we've seen Dan Feng in these (at least most likely unreliable) narratives as this imposing, stoic and regal figure.
What if he was just as unhinged, possibly even more unhinged, than even the Trailblazer?
Everybody has their quirks, from the wild to the mundane. What's Dan Feng's quirk?
Voluntarily poisoning himself (for experiments).
When he was just a young'un, one of the first things he did when he visited the Alchemy Commission was deliberately let a snake bite him just so he could experience the effects of the venom. He was forbidden from being left alone in the medicine cabinets without a supervisor.
When Baiheng first visited Dan Feng for a lunch between actual friends, the sheer volume of her panicked screams would make you think she happened across a dead body. And of course she would scream at the sight of the nearly dead body of the Luofu's High Elder, keeled over on the floor just barely breathing from the poison in his lunch because he refused a food tester. And then she finds out Dan Feng knew his lunch was poisoned, and wanted to guess what kind of poison it was.
When it happened in front of Jingliu, she punched Dan Feng in the stomach hard enough to make him puke it all back up and carried him all the way to the Alchemy Commission.
Yingxing once went on a peaceful walk with Dan Feng in Fyxestroll Garden and listened to Dan Feng talk about botany and plants he recognized. (Haha, he's nerdy~)
He turns his head just for a moment to really appreciate some water lilies and lotuses; and when he returns his attention, Dan Feng is chewing on something.
Neither of them brought food.
Yingxing: "What are you eating?"
Dan Feng freezes like a cat caught in 4K.
Yingxing looks behind him and notices another brightly (and quite dangerously) colored flower bushes.
Not too long ago, Dan Feng was quite excitedly rambling about those specific flowers being poisonous:
Nausea and vomiting
Respiratory issues
High temperature
Chills
Headaches
Rapid and irregular pulse
Possibly hallucinations
Yingxing: 😱 "SPIT IT OUT!! SPIT IT OUT RIGHT NOW!!!"
Dan Feng: 👀
Dan Feng flees at 15 meters per second so Yingxing can't catch him.
And despite his best efforts, including stationing a Cloud Knight in every nook and cranny hidden somewhere on the Luofu, Jing Yuan failed to account for the random potted plants in the Seat of Divine Foresight.
Not a single one of them is medicinal, let alone edible.
Oh dear.
#vanille throws out the garbage#honkai star rail#headcanon#headcanons#crack headcanons#my headcanons#dan feng#baiheng#jingliu#yingxing#jing yuan#high cloud quintet#inspired by The Apothecary Diaries#How canon and most people write Dan Feng: stoic and prim like a nobleman who is also down bad for one sweaty Furnace Master#The Dan Feng living in my brain rent-free: very Maomao-coded#i have seen peeps who like to write Dan Feng as catlike#cat owners also struggle to make sure their cat does not eat anything that they really shouldn't#tw medical#just in case
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The real reason Wash is never seen without his armor is because he literally can’t handle any kind of temperature change.
Whether sweltering hot or freezing cold, Wash is in agony the whole time. You’d think after years of traversing extreme environments he’d get used to it, but no.
On the other hand, Tucker takes extreme temperatures like a champ. Cold temps? He’s basically a human heater anyways so why not? More of an excuse to cuddle with his partner. Hot temps? Just another excuse to get naked if you ask him.
Wash is glaring at Tucker through is AC controlled helmet as he lounges about in nothing but a tight pair of shorts in sun. Tucker is taunting Wash to step out of his armor and join him knowing full well that he’ll all but burst into flames if his pail white ass steps out into the heat.
#rvb#red vs blue#lavernius tucker#rvb tucker#agent washington#rvb wash#tuckington#headcanon#i write this as I sit in fromt of the fan i have in my room because fuck the heat#love you sun but why you gotta make me so goddamn sweaty#i’m dying over here
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