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[sketchfanda]

Kirishima's Mystique Party

Feral Riot

In any career field, you were bound to have the odd case of nepotism especially when you had a friend or relative in right the places but often you had exceptions to this rule. The sort of individuals who proved they earned their positions and jobs not because of connections but their own effort, talents and hard work. Such was the case with MegaKat City's Enforcers' law militia Lt. Felina Feral, niece of Commander Ulysses Feral and believe you me, she was a real righteous badass to have gotten her rank. A gung-ho fearless risktaker who had a kindness streak to her, she was an affable sort of feisty warrior woman but at the same time not someone you wanted to cross the wrong way...

Yet at the same time, it was a contrast for guys talk about how hot and sexy she was but they never bothered to actually make a move on and ever ever think of flirting with her. Maybe they considered her that intimidating or could be they were worried about what her uncle woild say and do to them if he ever got a hint of ill intentions. One thing was certain was that it meant Felina found herself still single and going through a major dry spell. The kind of which if it went in any longer that st some point her own hands and toys wouldn’t be able to even get the job done….

Yet leave it to Callie Briggs to show that know how that keeps the trains running on time by seeming to give her the answer to her unspoken prayers. It’d started of course with her being brought in board to act as the feisty blonde’s bodyguard during current errand which involved acting as a guide and host for some pro heroes visiting from Japan. Who apparently had a few in their group that she was very familiar and acquainted with if the eagerness in her body language was anything to go by, seems her one time visit to the land of the rising sun left quite an impression. Made the enforcer officer curious as to what sort of people they’d hosting for their stay in MegaKat City……

Now of course when you live and grow up in Megakat City, home to a large population of those with a heteromorph type quirk that made one resemble felines in appearance, it stands to reason that it was a matter of perspective in terms of what came off as exotic. Like a native of MC would certainly appeal to one's tastes and vice versa but Felina had to say, Ms.Briggs' guests of honour were certainly quite the exotic bunch to say the very least; a pink alien girl, a blue scaly looker who could shapeshift, a frog girl and of course their boyfriend. Who she had to say was quite the looker and then some, if Callie's rather affectionate welcome was anything to go by and how familiarly she was being with the group. Though it seemed the frog girl was a new one to her which certainly made her all the more eager to catch up...which was how Felina came to find herself playing chaperone as the deputy mayor took her VIPS to private high class bar and might've been the liquor (which Callie persuaded her to indulge in so as to not feel left out) talking but....damn was this Kirishima guy looking so damn fuckable right now....

The next thing Felina knew, it all like some hazy montage as she found herself kissing 5 different sets of lips, that of their guests and the deputy mayor herself as they were riding the express elevator to Callie's apartment. Where she soon found herself naked and with this sturdy himbo pinning her down as he loomed over, pumpig and thrusting balls deep into her heated snatch. All the while Callie was was finding Mina and Maya, the pink and blue babes taking turns kissing her and playing with her furry tits as Tsuyu, the frog girl, was showing her how good that tongue of hers really was. Inches and of slithery muscle sinking deep into her slit and tasting the flow of her flavorable nectar. Suffice to say, small wonder this guy had 3 girlfriends, let alone why Callie was so eager for this little reunion tour she got roped into......

But of course there wasn't much time to think, let alone dwell or reflect on that train of thought at the moment because right now, her brain was too busy drowning under a constant assault of pleasure and ecstasy flooding her brain. All the long days and hours of enforcer work and the stress related to it just being washed away as Kirishima was pounding her doggy, or rather kitty style in this case as inch after oh so fine meaty inch sunk and plunged away. Those heavy balls smacking her clit as his length and girth made her immaculate furry abs swell with a noticeable bulge indicating the depth and reach of his rutting, orgasms coming in a way that made it mission impossible to even keep count of them. All the while Felina felt her brain pretty much go on autopilot as the last thing she could vividly recall as Tsuyu coming into her line of sight with the frog girl planting a very deep, sloppy French kiss on her, invading her mouth and throat with that insanely gifted amphibious tongue of hers.....

She wasn't sure at what point she blacked out or when her body was moving on autopilot but it definitely went on all night long, given the fact she found the morning sunlight greeting her through Callie's window. The enforcer officer cracking her eyes open to find her toned furry form wet, sticky and deliciously sore in all the right places with her, the lovely Ms.Briggs and the 3 UA bombshells laying atop the hardening alpha male in a tangle of limbs. And goddamn if he wasn't looking so adorable sleeping so peacefully but really, who could blame him? It was plenty well deserved after the night they'd all had together, it's a wonder she was able to wake up and feel like she could even move right now.....

Suffice to say, she was certainly looking forward to repeat performances for the duration of their VIPs' stay here at MegaKat City. As well as thinking of joininh Callie on any and all future visits to Japan to see the kinky quartet because hot damn it'd be something to see how passionate they'd be when playing the hosts. If it was anything like last night, there's no doubt Felina wouldn't have to worry about dry spells for a good, long while. And how sweet it is....

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And this not so little Piggy

Every once so often from entering high school and beyond, the life of training and studying to be pro heroes was one of constant effort and service especially when helping and giving back to the local community. Which was why we come to find the fine assortment of misfits helping out a small town located a few miles on some an island within the Hawaiian region in between Japan and America, helping out the fine folks who called it home. From assisting the elderly to babysitting, such were the little things to always remind them to lookout for the little people who always had your backs. Well unless you were Bakugo of course who was as tempermental as ever about doing something that wasn't exclusively about fighting bad guys and kicking ass....and it's a wonder why his rankinngs as a pro don't make the top 10?

But of course if you know how this story goes, in the case of this context we find Kirishima starting his community service off by helping out with a local watering hole known as the Brickhouse. A simple but cozy little bar owned and operated by a heteromorph trio known as the Pig sisters, with eldest sister Pandora seen as something of a pillar among the neighborhood. For the duration of Class A's time here, our sturdy stud's tasks and duties were to consist of helping out with odd jobs and acting as a bouncer if need be. And you can bet he was going to bring his Plus Ultra A game when push came to shove.

So here he was earlier than intended looking to make a good first impression and helpout with setting up for opening and business operating hours. The 3 sisters who ran this place were different enough in looks and personality but they swerve all very welcoming and friendly as they had advised where he could enter. Coming in to find himself in the sort of the bar was the trio’s domestic residence for off the clock relaxing and living as he looked around and called out, letting them know he’d arrived. So far no sign of anyone here or so it seemed as the sounds of running water from a shower could be heard.

Now any other guy in a situation like this would be tempted to follow and have themselves a look see at the heavenly visual pleasures waiting inside. Of course Kirishima, need you be reminded, was a gentleman and not prone to such base behaviour as he politely called up to whoever it was that he'd arrived. But of course this was Victoria, the youngest of the Sisters and well, when it came to your typical airhead bimbo blondes, she was a textbook case hence why of course she came out of the shower in nothing but a towel, forgetting she was set to be in polite company. Or that said towel was barely hanging on there before it fell off as she tripped and stumbled down the stairs with her thicc naked form landing atop the sturdy himbo while he caught her in his arms......

Next thing Kirishima knew, this porcine bimbo was making out with him as if such an impulse was only natural, maybe she mistook him for some gentleman caller or it was just some shared mutual instinct as the bimbo pig girl had her lips locked with his. The sturdy himbo proving his muscles weren't for show as he had the blonde pressed up against the wall, making her squeal and moan with delight as he plowed away. Inches of his fuckmeat sinking deep into her pussy balls deep in a way that no doubt no toy had ever managed to achieve all the while Vicky found those firm hands of his really enjoyed feeling up her body. After all, Kirishima was never one to shy away from expressing his enjoyment of a woman when it came to her body shape and size and a big, thicc juicy gal like hers just had meat in all the right places just begging to be played with....

Which he most certainly did, much to Vicky's utter delight which was expressed in deep lusty moans that mixed with the heavy, wet smacks of skin slapping skin from their marathon rut. Seconds into minutes just flying by with every orgasm as Kirishima took her in each and every which way from a mating press to her bouncing and riding on his piston pumping cock in forward and reverse cowgirl style. The blonde and the pseudo redhead at one point having somehow made their way back to the bathroom where they continued going at it under the rain spray of hot steamy water which certainly didn't dull the spark of passion and lust between them. So lost in their own little world that you could hardly blame them for missing out and not noticing details....like the fact someone could see or hear them if they weren't careful.....

For in fact, looming just outside the ajar open bathroom door was Vicky's older sister, Pandora, owner and operator of the Brickhouse Bar and ooh she was definitely enjoying the show. Now of course she wasn't mad by any means of the imagination, after all the guy had been alone with Vicky so something like this was bound to happen. But hot damn if the guy wasn't a real catch, an absolute unit, it was a lucky thing Lenora wasn't in town. Kirishima would seriously have his handfus and then some, that's for sure....

Of course Pandora was making plans for her own fun in the future with the sturdy himbo. That is after she had herself a little game jerking his chain and pulling his leg, making him sweat and think he might be in trouble. A sweet guy like him was sure to look cute worrying if the redhead porcine beaut was going to skin him alive for getting frisky with her sister. Hey, it's like the old song goes, girls just want to have fun....

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Pandora's Box...of love?!!

Kirishima wasn't sure how to think or feel during his community service quality time at the Brickhouse, mainly due to the peculiar nature of Ms.Pandora. Whenever he wasn't busy bussing tables or doing what he had to do as a bouncer, among other odd jobs and random tasks, then he was sure to find the redhead bartender just...staring at him. He wasn't sure yet but it was like she knew something he didn't yet...or that she was waiting for him to confirm that she knew what she did for a reason. But he seriously worried it might've been because of what went down between him and her little sister Victoria.

Not that he could blame her of course for being so suspicious. after all Pandora cared for and cherished her sisters and really it wasn't like he'd meant things to go down the way they had. It seriously just sort of happened with how his luck with women was and Victoria just seemed to sweep him up in the momentum of it all. Which was how he came to find himself balls deep inside her as they made deep, passionate fucking music together in her bedroom. It certainly wasn't easing the redhead's suspicions with how bubbly and friendly Vicky was when it came to the casual glomps and the sweet little kisses or the pet names so yeah if anything, Pandora was a ticking time bomb.

And soon as closing time came around and Victoria told him Pandora had wanted to see him in her office soon as soon as possible, he knew that's when the dynamite was about go boom. Walking like it was the green mile and the electric chair, he was puzzled to find the lights dimmed and the office empty and....why was her couch folded out into a bed?! The answer to that question became apparent when the door shut and locked behind him, turning to see the red head elder porcine sister standing clad in stunning, sexy lingerie and wearing an expression that said she was down to fuck. Boom went the dynamite indeed as she suddenly pounced while he was still caught off guard, lips pressed to his as he fell back onto the couch bed and things soon began to escalate as they naturally would soon as she got his clothes flying off of him.

Now far be it for Kirishima to question the how and why when he figured Pandora was going to chew him out for getting all lewd and wild with her sister but in terms of possible scenarios, this was still just so unexpected. But one couldn’t exactly argue when they had the sight of this thick, sexy redhead porcine babe naked and bouncing on his cock, her skin glistening with a luscious sheen of sweat as she enjoyed every inch sinking balls deep into her. Her bubbly ass cheeks clapping, tits bouncing hypnotically and that lovely voice of hers letting out deep, sensual moans, it seemed it’d been quite a while since Pandora had ever enjoyed the sexual company of another man. Which was quite mind boggling to the sturdy himbo because you’d think she and her sisters woild have to besting guys off and away with a stick, after all in this day and age, who didn’t enjoy such big, thick and sexy women?!

Just the thought was enough to get Kirishima past his state of doubt, confusion and hesitation as he grasped and squeezed Pandora’s booty cheeks, much to her delight. More so she felt him no longer being idle by the sensation of him pumping his hips as he began pounding her deep and hard, welcoming him into her embrace as he sat up to lock lips with her in a sloppy yet oh so passionate kiss. The office filled with the sweet, primal rhythm and noise of skin slapping sex, the likes of which would have Mineta lamenting as to why he couldn’t he be that lucky. Yeah not even if He’ll froze over and the devil was seen having to go rent a snow plow………cry mad about it you little grape runt….

But I digress of course as we come back on track to find Pandora being put through the ringer from Kirishima expressing his enjoyment for her quite stunning body. Like those sort of big thick women you'd see on certain Renaissance era paintings with how she had curves and meat in all the right places which were plenty to enjoy, particularly when those asshcheeks clapped and those tits bounced. The hypnotic visual rhythm spurring him on as he took her from behind doggy style to pinning her down on the floor and practically piledriving her as if she were some sort of lewd butter churn. Which she certainly welcomed with every orgasms making her already high arousal skyrocket to such heights that of course the sky was the goddamn limit........

It was sometime before the pair had finally finished with an unconscious but dreamily smiling Pandora being carried out bridal style by Kirishima. Kept good and snug and enjoying the warmth of his muscular form as he carried her through the empty bar and back to her apartment. Making sure not to disturb Vicky if she was sleeping as he carefully placed Pandora into her own bed safe and snug, ever the gentleman as he departed back to where he and his girlfriends were staying for thd duration of this internship. Knowing that Mina, Maya and Tsuyu were going to just love hearing the details of this spicy little encounter for sure.....

And it certainly wasn't a oe off, one time thing for sure during the duration, be it with Pandora, Vicky or both when the 2 thirds of the trio were feeling particularly saucy. Seriously if Lenora were here, he'd risk exhaustion if not near death for sure but it'd be a different story if one were to consider Kirishima now compared to later in the future if such an encounter were to ever occur. But of course as the old chesnut of wisdom goes, that's a different story altogether. How it went, well who can say, right?!

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Close Encouters...of the lewd kind!!

It'd been sometime since the Huntress had last come to this blue planet third from its native sun in this milky way within the cosmos especially since her encounter with the man who rightfully claimed her as his prize. Much as she would want to set about seeing him again, however urgent matters required her having to come back to Earth outside of the usual hunting season that were key priority. It seemed a transport run by a band of fellow hunters had hit a snag and crashlanded, as it so happens right in her alpha male's homeland and thus the code of her people required that the remains and the wreckage be disposed of. No evidence of their race's existence was to ever be found or exploited but the most dangerous worry of all?

A blasted xeno had been among the cargo she'd be damned if one of those damned feral, twin mouthed acid blooded abominations be allowed to roam free and do so as it pleases. Especially with the risk of it upgrading into a queen and infesting the land of the rising sun and then the rest of the world with its spawn set to fester and multiply. And so the race and the hunt were on to find and capture the Xenomorph if eliminate it if need be, not a single trace to be left behind what so ever. Yet something instinctively told her that her cocern was of a different sort altogether..and that might be for a good reason of course.

You see this xenomorph was an outlier of sorts, a mutant that had tampered with by some foolish intergalactic scientists right from when she was still in her chestburster stage. The end result being not just an increased intellect and sense of self-awareness but also having physical and biological traits akin to your basic humanoid female like the huntress herself. Meaning this xeno was and could be fully capable of sexual reproduction and birth, the fools had basically messed with the natural order!! Who knows what would happen if this deviant of intergalactic nature was successfully knocked up, for all they knew she could probably put out whole entire litters worth for a swarm more than a basic queen!!

So here she was, tracking this deviant mutant down in, as it so happens, the same neck of Japanese woodland where she’d met the Earth man who’d so rightfully claimed her as a mate. Her body shuddering at the phantom sensations of pleasure before she regained focus on finding her quarry as she follows the trail. One could only hope the xeno hadn’t found some hapless male to have its wicked way with, otherwise this planet and the galaxy at large could be screwed. And not in the fun, primal and erotic babymaking way mind you…..

So lo and behold imagine her livid, indignant fury to have found the trail leader her right to the damn mutant bitch in heat getting it doggy style from Kirishima, the nearby tent indicating no doubt he'd been camping when the freaking thing up and ambushed him. Granted she couldn't really blame the slutty deviant for having quite a sense of taste and culture in her choice of men as the huntress looked on with morbid fascination and voyeuristic contempt, 3 fingers knuckle deep as she plunged them into her dribbling snatch. Looking on with morbid, voyuerstic fascination at the sight of that damned mutie xeno taking it in a downward dog postion from the Red Riot alpha male with that sinister tail sensually swaying idly in the air. All the while those ebony booty cheeks clapped from the impact of thise jackhammer pistoning loins, those heavy balls soaked with her nectar as they slapped her clit.....

How she loathed yet admired that atrocity of science given such sensual shape and form, so shamelessly enjoying the undeserved pleasure of that sturdy earth man. Her seemingly blank by design face expressing such erotic ecstasy and glee as she was being fucked deep and hard, credit where it was due, this xeno bitch seemed to know and understand her place in the universe. As little more than some whore in heat, fit only to be mated and bred by her more superior, virile alpha male, those stupidly kissable lips drooling as her ebony form shivered and shuddered in orgasmic bliss. Stupid, sexy fuckmeat with her stupid, submissive, breedable form.....

Now the Huntress had to wonder if she was out of her own damn mind, as hours later after the marathon had finally ceased and she found herself hauling the xeno out and away via a fireman's carry. That is after having carefully tucked Kirishima back in safe and snug in his tent, where chances were he'd wake up to remember this as some bizarre dream. But of course she made sure to help herself by cleaning up his dick with a sneaky blowjob, hey it’d been a while and she needed some protein for the flight back to the home world. And admittedly this xeno bitch had some flavour given how tasty her nectar was mixed with his seed…..

by all accounts she had this mutant xeno desd to rights and yet….well, damnit all her libido had won in seeing and thinking of her as less of some atrocity muscling in in her territory and more well..intimately. Plus with the right amount of persuasion to the elders, she could convince them to keep her around and that any possible hybrid offspring from their Earth man could have potential much like her own. Besides which, wouldn’t hurt to have a travelling companion to keep her cosy in those boring interstellar travels between worlds. In space, they say, no one can hear you scream…in ecstasy…..

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Bellum of the Ball

Townsville in this era of quirks had to be considered the most hectic place to live since not a day at the least to a month at the most ever seemed to go by without something going on involving crime and mayhem. But leave it to its 3 most notable superpowered residents for keeping each and every day safe and sound and for the sole brains and sense of reason and rational in all city hall that was the one and only, Ms.Sara Bellum. Quite a stunning woman to behold in person as she radiated a natural sensual energy without even having to try yet had a mind that was far more than her appearance would suggest of her being some mere bimbo who got by on just her looks. Small wonder most felt that she'd more than earned herself some overdue vacation days which she was certainly putting to good use.

Which in this case saw her enjoy a little R&R with some sightseeing in Japan, particularly in the Mustafu region where she was currently enjoying a little quality time and coffee at a local cafe with a new friend she'd made. None other than the Rated R pro-heroine Ms.Midnight herself, who ever being the perceptive sort could tell from Sara's body language that as much as she was enjoying this downtime, she still seemed to be carrying a little work related tension and stress internally. To which the sensual teacher had a flash of a naughty ideas she advised the redhead about a method she guaranteed would work wonders in giving her an unreal sense of relaxation. Of course Ms.Bellum couldn't help but feel concerned about possible red flags when she was handed a business card with an address...to one of the woman's goddamn love hotels!!

Now normally Ms.Bellum was not one to indulge in what'd be pretty borderline scandalous behaviour that'd likely tarnish or jettison her career but Ms.Midnight had some proven to be quite persuasive. Maybe chalk it up to those damn pheromones of hers, they may've put men to sleep but they must've had a whole other effect because why else would be here entering this damn establishment and taking the express elevator up to one of its suites? But of course chalk that up to the fact that, admittedly, she may've been somewhat horny and it'd been a while, too long even, since the last time she shared a bed sexually. Question is, given how Midnight was, lord only knows what her taste in men was that she was sure to find who knows what waiting for her.....

Soon as she stepped off the lift and entered the suit to be greeted with the sight of none other than Kirishima, sitting naked as Mina, Maya and Tsuyu giving him a threeway blowjob, it clicked in the ginger woman's mind that she could see why Midnight was so eager to arrange this private little liaison on her behalf. Her normally rational mind currently having its helm seized by her now motivated libido with it urging her to stop gawking, get naked and have herself a taste of that hunky slab of manmeat. Quite frankly, she saw no reason to debate and argue with such an inviting sight before and hot damn was the heavy scent of sex in the air just too much to ignore!! The Townsville VIP casting aside her dignity and restraint and blocking out those earlier doubts and hesitations in favour of what was sure to be quite the thrill ride......

What a thrill ride it was as Bellum found herself aboard the Red Riot XXX-press all the way to Satisfaction Avenue in Bonetown as she filled the suite with her cries and moans of pleasure. Her tanned, naked body glistening with sweat as her bootycheeks clapped with every impact of their loins, bouncing and riding on Kirishima cowgirl style with the sturdy himbo grasping and massaging her luscious hips. All the while his 3 quite lovely, exotic girlfriends assaulted her upper body with sensual caressing and groping with Tsuyu frenching her with that long, froggy tongue deepthroating her as Mina and Maya kissed, licked and sucked on her juicy titties. The sight of such saucy action spurring their alpha male on as he pumped and thrust harder and faster, balls deep into the welcoming embrace of her snatch.....

But of course the alpha girl trio certainly knew when to make the most of their minutes with their man when they got their own one on one time, as well as letting Ms.Bellum enjoy her own which she was finding to be quite the thrill ride. Orgasms hitting her with more frequency than the daily to weekly giant monster assaults Townsville just seemed to be a magnet for and she was loving every damn second of it. Especially relishing the chivalrous stud's attention with those sharp red eyes of his often locked on and glued to the sight of her thunderbun clapping asscheeks or her hypnotically bouncing tits which she took to proudly, shamelessly displaying for his enjoyment in whatever position allowed it. Losing track of time and quite frankly, none too worried as every climax just made the seconds and minutes fly by with this erotic marathon showing no signs of stopping....

By the time Sara had regained consciousness and proper sense of rational thought, it was well within the late twilight hours and she was feeling wet, sticky and the sort of sense of numbness that meant just one thing. She had been fucked damn good and loved every single second of it as she laid atop the dozing Kirishima, nerves tingling with delight at the feel of their skin pressed together. His girlfriends laying atop them in a sexy little snuggle pile as the stunning redhead let sleep properly claim her, her dreams filled with sensual visions of her passionate marathon. Reminding herself to thank Midnight for this soon as she saw her..and maybe discuss future appointments…..

After all, an experience like this was too good to be just a one off, one time sort of deal. Plus with how hectic and stressful things could get in Townsville on a regular daily to weekly basis, it was hard going trying to find a casual fling, let alone a steady relationship. Speaking of which, she was sure Kirishima and his 3 lovely ladies wouldn’t mind coming on over for a tour sometime, especially of her own home. Particularly her backyard swimming pool…and swimwear would be…optional…

[albobeati7]

Outfit ask meme: PLEASE put razor swatkats in A7 ilysm 💜💜💜

Took a min but HERE HE IS!

He looks good in green!! 🤩🤩🤩

[thesupercatalogue]

Cat 32 : Callie Briggs

From SWAT KATZ

[negamoonreactorcore]

[minty-playhouse]

Media I'm sure caused irreversible changes to my brain from being in touch with at a young age:

Legend of Mana

Swat Kats

Tommy (1975)

The Animals of Farthing Wood

Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist

Boogiepop Phantom

[sillymommy6969]

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ 𝕰YES ON THEM

Manon Bannerman x fem!reader

summary: a compilation of bannern/n moments eyekons have turned into a video, katseye’s two visuals as a power couple? who can keep their eyes off them?

warnings: none, just fluffy moments

pt.2, pt.3

HYBE PLEASE NEVER PR TRAIN MANON (KATZ CRACK)

*Loud technical difficulty transition* On Manon and Daniela’s Weverse livestream in their bedroom, Daniela was doing dance moves in the background of the video while Manon read the comments and chatted with fans in the front

Manon was the worst at PR training. The woman had lips looser than an unbuckled belt. She was much more tame when they were surrounded by crew members, but when it’s just her and her phone on Weverse, you can expect a lot of slips.

Especially when she’s paired alone with Daniela.

“‘Where are the others?’” Manon read aloud, looking back at Daniela, who was finally settling to sit behind her roommate. “What, you sick of us already?”

Daniela swatted her arm at the tone she used, as if a silent warning as to be careful what people could take out of context. She toyed with her hood, listing what the girls were occupied with. “Well, Sophia’s on a zoom call downstairs with her family. I think Yoonchae went to bed… Lara and Megan went out to get something at the convenience store and Y/N is probably online shopping or something in her room.”

“Yeah, she better be getting me my Christmas gift.”

“Didn’t she already give you like three ‘pre-game’ gifts?” Daniela turned to the camera, “Oh my God, Y/N does this thing where she gets Manon a million things for the week leading up to Christmas. She only does it for Manon and I always feel like choking her out ‘cuz she’s spoiling her rotten.”

Manon rolled her eyes, “They’re gonna know we’re—!”

Daniela widened her eyes, shooting Manon a knowing glare before the older pursed her lips together. The both of them went silent for a moment, scared to look at the influx of questions and comments they were getting for the sudden cutoff, curious to know what the end of Manon’s sentence was.

user01 WE WHAT MANON WE WHAT

user02 Manon almost exposed their relationship

user03 is this what getting edged feels like

user04 WE BEEN KNEW GIRL COME ON OUT

user05 Y/N knows how to spoil her girl

“Anyway,” Daniela said, ignoring the nosh comments. “Yeah, we have the weekend off, so everybody’s just chilling, y’know.”

Manon, with a cheeky smile on her face, tried retieing her hair in attempts to distract the fans from what she had just nearly revealed. But for the next couple minutes, despite Daniela’s efforts to pull everybody’s attention away from that topic, the audience always seemed to circle back to it.

“No, I have to say my favourite hoodie has to be the black Ferrari one.” Manon argued, staring at a suspicious Daniela. “It used to be the one you just said but it’s not anymore.”

“You’re just making stuff up, I swear. You still wear the other one so much more than the Ferrari one.” Daniela scoffed, “You wore the blue one like five times this week, like you literally wore it to dinner yesterday.”

user06 the blue hoodie Y/N just posted on insta in??

user07 They wear each other’s clothes I’m dead

user08 Dani have you seen Y/N’s new bracelet???

Daniela squinted to read the comment when she saw her name was mentioned, “‘Dani, have you seen Y/N’s new bracelet?’ No, I can’t say I have. What is it?”

“Oh, is it this one?” Manon flashed her wrist to the camera, where a couple cuffs and bracelets hung. Her other hand picked out a thin silver chain with a “K” strung at the end of it. “This is the one Megan got us for Katseye’s first birthday.”

She flaunted her hand, fingers waving around as she showed off her accessories.

user09 Y/N’s new necklace looks nice Manon!

user10 oh yeah that would look really good around her neck

Daniela skimmed the comments, suddenly bursting into a fit of high-pitched giggles. Manon, her arm still up, in the middle of her accessory tour, leant back. Surprised by the Latina’s sudden change in attitude, she glanced between the camera and her roommate as if she was an insane person.

“Oh my God, they’re saying your hands would make a really good necklace for Y/N.” Daniela explained, still laughing.

Manon’s eyes widened, heat immediately flushing to her cheeks. She thanked all the Gods her smooth skin tone hid any hint of fluster, or she would have been beer red at the comment. She placed a hand over her eyes, her lips quirking into a small smile as she groaned.

“That’s good, that’s a good one. I like that.” Daniela sighed.

Next door, you could hear the two of them screaming and squabbling on live. You opened a new tab, sick of scrolling through the same catalogues on different websites. You were feeling lazy, didn’t really feel like getting up to join the two nextdoor, so you pulled up Weverse, clicking onto Manon’s live. Right off the bat, you were met with the Ghanaian woman showing off her bracelets and such, and you couldn’t help but giggle at the comments that followed.

Sometimes, this was your favourite part about having fans.

When Daniela’s laugh on the live had synced with the one next door, you couldn’t help but also giggle at Manon’s reaction when she was told what eyekons thought of her tour.

It was enough of a motivator to go nextdoor; to tease her.

“—Anyway! Can we please talk about anything else.”

A knock sounded through the room, both their heads turned to the door, watching Y/N’s head pop through the doorway. Daniela pounced to her feet, jogging over to jump into the older’s arms as Y/N carried her back in front of the camera.

Manon rolled her eyes, her tongue sticking against her inner cheek as she stared at the two goofing around in the back.

user11 Oh someone’s jealous…

used12 if looks could kill they’d be dead by now

“Dani’s so light, I can probably squat heavier than you.” Y/N teased, her arms still wrapped around the Latina’s waist as Daniela clung onto her with her legs. “Anyways, you guys were being so loud, I wanted to see what was up.”

Y/N finally sets Daniela down, who found her spot behind Manon again.

Y/N slung an arm over Manon, poking her head between the roommates. “Heard you have a new necklace for me, Meret. You feeling like letting me try it out?”

user13 the way i’d just moan in response

user14 NOBODY TALK TO ME

user15 Manon I’ll take Y/N if you don’t want her

user16 SHE CALLS HER MERET???

The Ghanaian woman didn’t turn to greet the younger member, instead, with her lips pursed in envy, she deliberately made sure her efforts to ignore Y/N were evident.

Y/N smiled, biting her lip. “Manon, are you mad at me?”

“Why would I be mad at you?” Manon huffed, her eyes still trained on the phone. “I’m just tryna talk to eyekons.”

Daniela hissed, making an “Oh, shit” expression and backing away so the other member could slide into where she sat. She eyed the phone from over Y/N’s shoulder, as if telling them she was unaware of what was about to unfold as well.

Y/N chuckled, shaking her head at the eldest’s sulking.

She slid an arm under Manon’s legs, the other securely held over her back. Kneeling, Y/N sprung to her feet, lifting Manon from the ground. The Ghanaian woman let out a bloodcurdling shriek, hands clutching onto Y/N’s hoodie for dear life.

“Did you feel left out, Manon? I was just joking around.”

Daniela watched in terror at the younger member flung Manon around the room in her arms. She slid forward to mouth “help me” into the camera, scared Manon’s feet might hit her head by accident.

“Oh my God, you ass—you bully, put me down.”

*Loud technical difficulty transition* Cut to being interviewed as promotion for the release of Touch, Y/N seemed to be the interviewer’s main foci.

“—Yes, thank you. My next question is for Y/N, uh, so we heard you like a tall, dark and handsome type.” The interviewer read off his card, a mic held up to his lips. The question immediately raised some red flags for the group, Sophia and Manon—as the eldest and the leader—shared a knowing look. They were ready for whatever the man had to throw at them. “You’ve posted a couple of instagram photos and been seen out with a certain singer that’s been on Euphoria, is this a new potential partner, or what’s going on there?”

Y/N was slightly taken aback by how blunt the question came out. Usually management did a good job keeping questions about their personal lives out of interviews when they approve them for the video, but this one must’ve snuck past them.

The woman raised her mic, flashing the cameras her signature smile. The other members could only sit and admire how well her composure was, despite being asked such an intrusive query. She chuckled, eyeing Manon, who didn’t bother hiding what she was feeling. Her eyebrows were furrowed and she looked to be ready to pounce out of her chair whenever. Y/N gave her a subtle nod, as if telling her to stand down.

“Well, he and I met through mutual friends in the industry and we all get together to hang out on my day offs.” Y/N explained, “We’re just good buddies, nothing more.”

The interviewer chuckled, naive to the searing glares he was receiving from all the girls.

“Shame, a lot of people think you’d look like a power couple, the both of you being very talented singers and all,” he scanned his card, the only one laughing in the room full of dozens of people. “Is there anybody special in your life then? Or is this a chance for me to shoot my shot.”

Oh, six pairs of eyes glared daggers at him.

[ Love that they all stand up for their girl ]

None of them were smiling anymore, not even out of courtesy. Daniela and Lara in the front had their arms crossed, their legs spread as they sneered at the man. Megan and Yoonchae were the better ones at concealing just how aghast they were at the unprofessionalism, their expressions stoic, but the aura around them growing cold. Sophia sat upright, ready to jump in when the man stopped talking, but Manon—Manon was sitting beside Y/N, and it took one look at the woman’s uncomfortable expression for her to want to break the man’s neck.

“—Actually, we’re all really focused on our journey as Katseye right now, so we don’t really have time for other kinds of commitment just yet. Even then, we try and keep our personal and professional lives separated because a healthy work-life balance is very important.” Manon answered passively, her smile immediately fading when she finished talking.

But by the way the man gulped and stopped chuckling, it was obvious he finally noticed the elephant in the room.

“I understand how people are very intrigued by that aspect of our lives though, it can be hard to know where to draw the line sometimes.” Y/N added in a smoother tone, hoping to soften the blow of loathing this man was hit with. “But, respectfully, we love talking about and sharing our experience with making music more than we do discussing our lives.”

The interviewer nodded, “Of course. We can move on.”

Throughout the rest of the interview, Manon had a hand on the younger member’s thighs. Their fingers laced together as they answered the rest of the questions. Later, Y/N would tease the Ghanaian woman with edits people have made of the moment Manon stood up for her.

A screenshot of a very popular one of those edits would be the wallpaper for the girls’ group chat the next few weeks,

*Loud technical difficulty transition* In Y/N’s Weverse live with Megan for a dance session, the older between the two was obviously distracted by constant chimes coming from her phone. Fans get a nice surprise all on live.

Megan and Y/N swayed their hips to the beat, thrusting in and pulling away as the song played. The comments would flood with praises for their undeniably talented skills, and by the end of their choreography, they were both panting and sweating.

user01 omg omg omg omg my dinner menu

user02 The difference in outfits is taking me out

user03 BOOM SHAKALAKA YES GAWD

Y/N ran a hand through her hair, dapping Megan up before the two of them approached Megan’s phone. It was resting on a chair against the wall, so it would stream everything they did.

In a sports bra and baggy jeans, Y/N had her hair down. She was sporting thick glasses, ones fans pointed out Daniela liked wearing in the series of tiktok’s they filmed last month. Megan on the other hand, had a more Adam Sandler type fit going on. The two of them devoured their individual styles.

[ Oh my god, it’s all over the screen ]

“That’s the choreo Megan and I have done so far.”

Y/N’s phone buzzed. She reached into her pocket, pulling it out to see a text from Manon asking if she was in her room.

Megan’s infectious cackle interrupted before she could reply.

“Someone said we’re not pregnant but we always deliver,” she managed to read out in between gasping for air amidst her fit of amusement. “Oh my God, that’s so iconic.”

Opening her mouth to retaliate, another buzz sounds.

Y/N pulled her phone back out from her pocket, seeing another text from Manon, urging for an answer. She chuckled, shaking her head at the woman’s impatience.

Megan skimmed the comments, before turning back.

“Somebody said, ‘Only one thing could have Y/N smiling at her phone like that’.” The Chinese dancer read out, “Another person added, ‘Manon’s probably missing her boo thang’.”

Y/N shook her head, deciding keeping up appearances with their fans was more important than replying right away.

“It was just our manager, guys. A reminder for what we need to do tomorrow.” Y/N lied, “Anyway, if anybody was wondering, we are working really hard for MAMA. Especially Meggers here.” She grabbed the redhead, yanking her close to knock their heads together. “She’s carrying the dancing with Dani right now.”

peanutbutterlover02 Bad girl

peanutbutterlover02 Y/N’s ignoring my texts :(

peanutbutterlover02 Guysss stop hogging Y/N

Y/N and Megan both silenced at the sudden pop of a verified user commenting, but after reading the handle, both of them shared a moment of faux annoyance.

“Manon, get out of our comment section!” Megan yelled, “Go do something, man!”

The meme reference squeezed a laugh from Y/N, who shook her head. But, still, it’s Katseye. Of course she couldn’t resist joining in on the teasing herself. Her voice dropped low, “News flash, Dwayne’s forehead isn’t real. It’s a prosthetic.”

Both of them giggle at their own joke.

user04 Oop- Manon’s coming to collect fr

user05 can’t even defend them anymore

user06 so we were right Y/N was giggling cuz of manon

user07 BAD GIRL IS CRAZY

“Sorry, Meret, we’re just about to wrap this session up and I’ll text you back immediately after, okay?”

Manon could only suck it up, leaving a couple more disappointed comments on their livestream as Megan and Y/N show eyekons another part of choreography.

peanutbutterlover02 I’m so boreddddddd

peanutbutterlover02 I’m still waiting >:(

peanutbutterlover02 Guys I need my best friend back

[ BEST FRIEND—sure ]

*Loud technical difficulty transition* A KATSEYE HOLIDAY STORY | KATSEYE; Secret Santa Portion

Y/N’s wrapping a gift set, a Fenty beauty make-up kit she specially assembled for Manon. She knew the woman had been complaining about her makeup supply running low, so what better chance than to get her what she needed?

“I know, I know, I went a little over budget,” Y/N chuckled, taping the edges of the wrapping paper together. “But Manon’s been really needing new stuff, and I wanted it.”

[ Ofc Y/N would go above and beyond for Manon ]

“Also, let me tell you guys a secret.” Y/N walked offscreen, coming back with a tiny box.

She motioned for the camera to zoom into the box, before popping it open. Inside, there was a gold necklace, a crown charm at the end of it. Y/N tucked it back into the box, holding a finger up to her lips.

“I got Manon an extra gift, but that’s for after work.”

[ That’s so cute I need me a Y/N ]

“Anyway, I’m glad I got Manon. I think either Daniela or Yoonchae might be my secret santa, ‘cuz I’m sure Megan got Lara and Lara got Sophia.” Y/N shrugged, standing in her cream coloured silky pj set. “Guess we’re about to find out.”

Sat around a table on a very festive set, Y/N was instructed to slot in between Megan and Manon.

One by one, the girls presented their gifts to their designated person. When Yoonchae presented Daniela her gift, a neatly wrapped book, it was the Latina’s turn to pull out her gift bag.

“And my secret santa is…” Drumrolls against the table followed, “Y/N!”

Cheers erupted amongst the girls as Daniela slid the bag across the table to Y/N.

“Hope you like it, babe.”

The wrapping paper was still being pulled off as Y/N let out a surprised gasp. Underneath the vibrant wrapping was a vinyl—Rumours, by Fleetwood Mac. Y/N’s eyes lit up instantly. It was one of their favorite albums, something she had been looking for on vinyl forever.

“No way…! Dani, how’d you find this?” Y/N exclaimed, holding it up to the group, her voice practically sparkling.

Dan smiled proudly, her hands still resting on her own wrapped gift. “Well, I know you’re all about that rock life,” she said with a wink, knowing how much this record meant to Y/N. “I had my ways. As long as you’re happy, it was worth it.”

As everyone cheered and clapped, Manon side-eyed the gift.

She had noticed the way Y/N's eyes practically glowed when Daniela handed her the vinyl. It wasn’t just about the gift itself—it was the way Y/N was so genuinely excited. She loved seeing her happy, but Manon herself would have been happier if she had been the reason for such a smile. The way Y/N laughed and praised Daniela, even going as to get out of her chair to tackle the Latina in a hug. The little things that made Manon feel... well, a little left out. She quickly shifted her attention to the other girls, pretending to focus on the conversation, but her mind lingered on the discomfort.

Y/N notices Manon's mood; she smirked.

“Okay, so, it’s my turn.” Y/N turned, grabbing her bag from the floor. The bag had been topped with a cute silver ribbon, the gift itself wrapped with the same paper as the others’ gifts. “And, there’s two people left who hasn’t gotten their secret santa gift yet, so, drumroll, please!”

The table once again rocked as they drummed their hands.

“I have… my favourite drama queen, Manon.”

The Ghanaian woman widened her eyes, hands taking in the present Y/N shimmied over to her. The younger slung her arm over Manon’s shoulders, rubbing it as she watched her open and unwrap the present. A loud yelp rung through the studio, startling the others before Manon fully unwrapped it.

Her face softened when she saw what was inside: a Fenty beauty set—lip glosses, a highlighter, and a few items she had been eyeing for weeks but hadn’t splurged on herself.

“Okay, now I know for a fact this is out of budget.” Lara crossed her arms, her eyebrow raised in question.

“Bro, can we do secret santa without Y/N next year?” Sophia chimed, earning a couple teasing agreements. “You’re making all of us look bad now, N/N.”

“Y/N...” Manon whispered, her heart fluttering. “You really did this for me? This was probably so expensive.”

Y/N waved a hand dismissively. “Best way to spend my money. The holidays are all about love, right? This is how I show you guys I love you.” She pulled Megan and Manon into her arms, squeezing them both as the others joined in for a big hug. “I got you all things you want, don’t worry.”

Manon’s smile returned, brighter than before. She leaned in to hug Y/N individually after, her voice quiet but sincere. “You didn’t have to, but I’m so glad you did.”

Their hug lasted a little long, even their editing team seemed to tease them a bit with the excessive exaggeration of how long it was with a time ticking effect over the other girls’ reactions.

The rest of the group watched, their smiles growing as they witnessed the little moment between the two. It was clear, despite the playful teasing and occasional misunderstandings, that Y/N and Manon were closer than anyone could imagine.

Manon held the box up to her chest, beaming.

“Okay, so, Manon, you’re doing yours—!”

[ Y/N really loves spoiling her bandmates, especially Manon… ]

*Loud technical difficulty transition* Cut to Lara and Yoonchae’s live. The two were sat on the floor of their hotel room, singing and joking around as Sophia occasionally shushed them to be a bit quieter.

“No, Yoonchae, if we were in the Hunger Games, the order we’d go from dying to surviving would be Manon, Sophia, Me, You, Megan, Dani and then Y/N. I feel like Dani’s like so wild and freaky she’d be able to survive better than you.” Lara argued, earning a loud whine of protest from Sophia across the room. “And Megan would be the type to like survive off the stupidest reason, like she’ll accidentally kill someone.”

Yoonchae pouted, “No, no! It’s you, Dani, me, then Y/N.”

“Yoonchae, I swear to God, I’m telling you.” Lara held a hand up, “It’s me, you, Megan, Dani and then Y/N.”

The youngest huffed, unwilling to argue.

user01 Lara any advice on how to flirt w a girl

Yoonchae pointed at the phone. Lara leant forward to read the comment she was pointing out, her lips curving into a smile immediately. “Oh, wow. That’s a question you should ask Y/N. Or Manon… Only ‘cuz the two of them are such flirty people.”

Lara looked offscreen, a guilty smile on her face as she glanced at Sophia for help.

[ Nice save Lara, definitely super slick ]

“Yes, Manon is very…” Yoonchae does a winky face into the camera, “And Y/N gets flirted with a lot when we go to dinner.”

Lara hummed, drawing attention away from what she almost exposed. “Yes. Y/N has a very fluid appearance, she gets a lot of guys and girls coming up to her in public.”

Sophia, voice faint, chimed, “Yeah, it’s a real problem.”

“So, I feel like that’s a good question to ask Y/N. She has the most aura, most unspoken rizz among all of us.”

user02 does manon get jealous when Y/N’s hit on?

[ Took me a while to find this comment! ]

Lara laughed aloud at a comment, momentarily confusing Yoonchae before the younger caught the statement as well. They shared a knowing look, and when their laughter died down, they just remained silent and moved on.

user03 Who’s the most jealous/possessive as a gf?

“Oh, I’ve been waiting for somebody to ask this.” Lara rubbed her hands together, “Yoonchae and I actually talked about this at some point. Okay, it goes, from least to most, Yoonchae, Y/N, Megan, Sophia, Me, Dani and then Manon.”

user04 match made in heaven

user05 They’re so jealous x comforting duo my heart

“Because Yoonchae, Y/N and Megan are much more relaxed and I feel like Sophia’s jealous, but she can hide it well. Me, Dani and Manon are definitely more fighters, because ain’t nobody coming near my bae if we dating.” Lara squared up to the camera, eyeing it up and down. “Manon is just lowkey a psycho, so she was at the top of the list.”

Yoonchae nodded, “I’m scared of Manon when she’s angry.”

“I’ve seen Manon mad over something, guys. It’s not pretty and I do not recommend.” Sophia yelled.

[ Since Y/N gets flirted with a lot and Sophia’s seen Manon angry… it’s so obvious ya’ll ]

[meaningofaeons]

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⊹ character(s) - alhaitham, kaveh ⊹ word count - 1.1k ⊹ notes - gn!reader, fluff, jealousy, reader is part of the matra (alhaitham), reader is an akademiya lecturer/professor (kaveh), petname usage in kaveh's

⊹ katze's 500 follower writing cat-baret

ANON I HOPE UR SEEING THIS SORRY AGAIN FOR DELETING YOUR RQ!!! I hope I remembered it right and I hope you enjoy! also sorry if haitham is ooc it's my first time writing him! (ﾐዎ ﻌ ዎﾐ)ﾉ

⊹ Kaveh

Kaveh was pouting.

Not necessarily an uncommon occurrence from your lover, but you digress. He was clearly upset, and you weren't willing to let him stew in it any longer.

You approached him from his seated position at one of the desks in your lecture hall, sitting down in front of him to draw his attention. He always did like sitting in on some of your classes, but it seemed today's events had put him into a sour mood.

He grumbled a bit, cheek squishing into his palm as he looked away. As much as you wanted to assuage his worries with no shadow to your intentions, you couldn't deny how adorable he looked in this moment.

"My light, are you going to mope forever? What's got you down?"

"Pet names can't get you out of this one! I'm still mad!"

You reached out, pinching his cheek much to his abject annoyance. He swatted half-heartedly at your hand, holding his aching face once you finally let go.

You smiled just a bit.

"Was it because of Ardashir?"

"So you know his name, too, then," he mumbled quietly.

"Mm, so that is what it's about."

"Take this seriously!" Kaveh pouted, laying on the dramatics a bit thick. "I mean, does he not know that we're together?! He was all over you! I nearly leapt out of my seat when he tried to wrap his arm around your shoulder!"

You recalled that Ardashir did not, in fact, try to wrap an arm around your shoulder. He had stopped by to drop off a few course materials you had asked to borrow, nothing more. He was a tad closer and laid the flattery on a bit thicker than usual, however, so you could hardly blame your lover for getting upset.

Next time you saw him, you'd be sure to let him know to cool it. For now, you kept your attention on your boyfriend, brushing his blonde hair behind his ear comfortingly.

"Well, despite your fame, honey, I don't think most people in Sumeru care too much for who's dating who unless it interferes with or benefits their academics."

Kaveh turned away, still sulking. Your smile widened just a tad at that—he always got that way when he knew you were right, but given his stubborn nature, he could never fully relent victory in an argument to you or anyone else.

"I'll give him a stern talking to next time I see him, and I'll be sure to mention our relationship."

The blonde kept his eyes firmly trained on the wall, but you could see the way his sullen expression eased up.

"Or, better yet, we can 'bump into him' on our way to my next class. Holding hands and all. Let him see the competition he's got so he can reevaluate his chances."

As much as he tried to fight it, Kaveh smiled for just a moment, and you giggled lightly. He puffed out his cheeks, however, trying to hide his delight.

"Well, okay! I suppose that'll have to do for now."

"And I'll treat you to a drink tonight, too."

This time, your lover leaned into your hand, staring up at you cutely.

"You're so good to me... Sorry for getting upset."

You only kissed his forehead lightly, admiring the flush of pink adorning his pale cheeks.

"I'd do anything for you."

⊹ Alhaitham

Alhaitham does not get jealous.

He doesn't see the point in caring about who you talk to and what their intentions are. You both said you'd stay true to one another when you began dating, and he trusts you.

He doesn't participate in needless gossip or malice just because someone flirted with you a bit.

Well, not usually.

"That man isn't part of the Matra."

He says it factually, his voice cool just as it usually is. But after spending enough time with him, you can detect the barest hint of an edge in his tone.

You turn around to greet your lover, giving him a small smile.

"Ah, him? No, no. He's not."

"He's been spending a lot of time around your stations."

You giggle a bit.

"How would you know? Do you also spend a lot of time around my patrol routes?"

"Yes."

Right, Alhaitham was a difficult one to tease as always. Always so upfront and straightforward.

"I like to make sure you're doing okay, so I stop by now and then between work hours."

You smile again, patting his arm.

There was one way you could tease him effectively, though. And so, you continued to address his words for what they were at face-value—simple observations of someone you happened to speak to often.

"That's sweet of you. If I weren't so stretched thin across Sumeru City, I'd be visiting your office way more, too."

You noticed the twitch of Alhaitham's lips as you skirted around the topic of the man that just walked away once more.

Did he relinquish his dignity and just ask? Ask why that same guy kept loitering around you like a bothersome fly?

No. Alhaitham does not get jealous.

He won't entertain the situation, and he certainly won't entertain the slight smirk on your lips, the amusement you're surely gleaning from his shifting back and forth—

"So what's his excuse?"

Fuck.

"I think this is the only thing you're not as blunt as you'd like to be on, 'Haitham," you chuckled lightly, hugging his arm. His expression didn't change much, but he did grumble some such under his breath, his brow furrowing a bit. "Are you jealous?"

"There's no reason to be jealous, because when we agreed to start dating—"

"Yes, yes, I know there's no reason for you to be. He's only a colleague, after all, an acquaintance at best." You raised your own brow. "But I'm asking if you're jealous, not a reason to be."

"He was very close to you. Does he not know we're together?"

You beam, reaching up to pinch his cheek. He swats you away quickly, glaring half-heartedly, so you deign to take hold of his hand instead.

"Can you make time to come earlier tomorrow? If he sees me on the arm of the Akademiya's Scribe, I'm sure he'll be reluctant to push his luck any further. And besides, I'd been having a hard time trying to reject his advances anyhow. He's quite persistent."

Although annoyed at the notion that the man from earlier was bothering you in the slightest, Alhaitham seemed pleased all the same with your solution, brushing your hair out of your eyes with one hand while the other squeezes your hand.

"I think I can make time. No, I will make time."

You leaned into your boyfriend, chuckling again.

"Well, gee. Maybe I should get more men to flirt with me if it means you'll come rushing at my beck and call—"

The hand clasped around your own squeezed just a bit too tight, and you jolted.

"Ack— kidding! Of course I'm kidding! 'Haitham, ease up!"

[johnny-dynamo]

Swat Katzs by Armando Sionosa

[smashegart]

Hello, im curious what's the vodka the wander art and # about (like is it a story). I did see the older post saying what it's about but Im wondering if it's any different now. I really like the animal designs in them especially the newer doodles with the cats and the black hole thief.

Thanks for asking! Originally, Vodka the Wanderer was a story about a world-traveling boisterous husky thief and his prodigious young cat apprentice traveling the world committing heists against evil rich people and giving the money to the poor and more deserving. (Inspiration and vibes similar to Kaiba, One Piece, Hunter X Hunter, Lu[in III, Steel Ball Run, Michiko to Hatchin, and Disney's Robin Hood)

I've been redeveloping the concept into a team story set in a single city about committing heists against the corrupt rich and organized crime in a city with wealth disparity (similar vibes to Leverage, Motorcity, Arcane , Gargoyles, Swat Katz, Bike Mice from Mars, FF7, Durarara, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, Odd Taxi, GANGSTA, The Bad Guys, Tekkonkinkreet, Sonic Underground)

In a city of all animals (including fish, insects, invertebrates, etc) A group of animals from varrying walks of life whose live are negatively impacted by evil rich people, corrupt politicians, and evil gangsters team up to steal and redistribute their wealth to the less fortunate victims of those elites who abuse them and expose their evil to the public.

I'll defintely talk about it more in future but its the story I'm most excited to tell and believe will be good for the world to tell. I hope you guys are excited. If you have any more questions about the story, I'll answer.

[aquaraccoon]

So crossover idea: MadKat and Shadow Milk Cookie the two peas in the same insane pod

With some added lore to Shadow Milk Cookie in the SWAT Katz universe

The Shadow of Deceit:

Originally he was once the prided keeper of knowledge and truth. But when others and even the wizard that trained him failed to keep his truths in one place and wonder; “Why break your own truths and fall into the abyss of deceit!” So he started his best choice on reject false truths and giving in to the path of deceit destroying all paths and deniers from their truths and be part of the dark abyss. His deceitful deeds lead him to learning forbidden dark magic now forever linked with the shadows, his dark side of the moon. When his mentor found out of his heinous behavior he was cursed to be trapped in a doll made out of fabric and wood, a ventriloquist dummy half of his power was sealed away in a talisman inside the doll but the other half was strong enough for speech and walk with the help of his dark magic. But one things for certain to whoever is foolish enough to use this doll he’ll find ways to trick you to free him from his cage and start anew his “Theatre of Lies”

[life-set-to-random]

I managed to meet all four original Ninja Turtle actors while in San Francisco yesterday! And Mr. Rob Paulsen went out of his way to tell my mother she did a great job raising me, ♥️ and Mr. Townsend Coleman was so happy to hear Michelangelo was Ma’s favorite, he went right over to thank her🥰🧡

I almost missed Mr. Can Clarke three times but he’s so devoted to his fans, he made sure I got a conversation, an autograph and my picture.💙

And Mr. Barry Gordon was ticketed pink that I named one of my cats after his character Jacob “Razor” Clawson from SWAT Katz. 💜

[fern-the-fox]

Headcanon and cute lil prompt

I think Tails would LOVE the old 90s/early 2000s show Swat Katz: Radical Squad.

Its one of my old comfort shows and just a full on tv show about 2 friends/brothers fighting crime and evil guys in a suped up plane. In Tails' eyes its literally him, Sonic and the Tornado!

And the brothers in the show are anti government too and they save the day in complete secret because they're mechanics in a junkyard being punished by said goverment. So they save the day with secret identities as payback!

Tails would hyperfixate the shit out of this show!

Prompt:

It would be super cute if Sonic first introduced the show to him because in the early days when they met, Tails didnt have much interest in kid stuff because he never had a chance to enjoy it.

The show was Sonics favorite as a kid so he introduces it to Tails and now its his favorite too, even more so with relatability

[masterjedilenawrites]

could you do hcs for the clones where their s/o is a doctor and they patch them up when they come home?

For Fives and Hardcase... let's just say their partners have their work cut out for them. They're always getting banged and scuffed up. After being together for only a short time, their partner will have seen it all. Blood, bruises, broken bones, dislocations... you name it, their partner has had to deal with it. Their partner learns not to question anything, and that scolding doesn't really prevent any of these injuries, so they'll simply huff and get out the bandages.

Cody and Rex do come home with injuries from time to time, and all but collapse into their S/O's waiting arms when they do. They'll insist they're fine, it's just a few scrapes, but will also be extending our their arms or taking off clothing to help their S/O get to the places they need to patch up. They just don't want them to worry. Once they're tended to, they'll snuggle up with their S/O and thank them over and over, and promise they'll be more careful next time.

Wolffe and Jesse try to hide their injuries from their partner, knowing they'll get a stern talking-to once they're discovered. If they can go to a clone medic first, they'll do so. If they have no choice but to go home in their bloodied state, they'll try to sneak off to the bathroom before their partner notices. This never works. They'll be given a lecture as they're cleaned, patched up, and eventually hugged. They pretend to be annoyed, but they'll secretly enjoy being fussed over.

Fox, Tup and Dogma rarely get hurt. They're very careful and don't rush into situations they know they can't handle. But it's war, so unfortunate things still happen, and when they do, they're quite a pain to deal with. They will only let their S/O touch them, anyone else gets pillows thrown at them until they leave. Their S/O is patient as they deal with their general neediness in this state. They know these are rare occurrences, so they're fine coddling and they help them heal. 

Kix would appreciate having an S/O who understands his job in a way so many people don't. Though it does take him a while to get used to situations where the roles are reversed, where he is the injured one and his partner is taking care of him. He wants to do more himself, tries telling them what medicines to pick or the best suture to use. But of course his S/O only swats his hand anyway any time he tries to help.

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Even top Freedom Fighters must learn the art of CPR to survive.

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☕ cozy things tag game

stuff that brings me, the mun, joy

comfort food(s): sesame tofu, seaweed salad, fried rice, chips & salsa, mexican rice

comfort drink(s): dr. pepper, taro boba, red bull classic

comfort movie(s): Finder's Fee, Wonka, The Little Mermaid (1989), To Grandmother's House We Go, Double Double Toil and Trouble, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Re-Animator, Brain Damage, Young Guns, The Lost Boys

comfort show(s): Miami Vice, The Real Ghostbusters, og TMNT, Mr. Nightmare (and a few similar YT channels), Chip 'N' Dale Rescue Rangers, Adventures of the Gummi Bears, DuckTales, Swat Katz, The Young Ones (1982)

comfort clothing: athletic slides/flip-flops, thick cotton tees, Goodfellow & Co lounge pants, my F13 hoodie, certain lounge pants

comfort song(s): pretty much the entire Wonka (2023) soundtrack but especially A Hatful of Dreams, Sweet Tooth, Hoverchocs, and You've Never Had Chocolate Like This. Every single Martin Fry/ABC song but especially Look of Love, How to be a Millionaire, Show Me, By Default by Design, King Money, Love's A Dangerous Language. Karma Chamelon, King of Everything, My God, Time (Clock of the Heart), and I'll Tumblr For Ya by Boy George/Culture Club. Behind the White Door (Windows). Every single Donald Fagan/Steely Dan song but especially Almost Gothic, Glamour Profession, Only A Fool, Gaslighting Abbie, Things I Used to Know, Mary Shut the Garden Door, Haitian Divorce, Hold Onto That Slinky Thing, and Kid Charlemagne. CATS 1998, Starlight Express (original London), Music of the Night c. MIchael Crawford. I have SO MANY MORE comfort songs from the 80s, it's actually a disgusting amount !!

comfort book(s): After Dark My Sweet, Pet Sematary, Haunted Summer, Brain Damage novelisation, The Flesh in the Furnace

comfort game(s): whatever the current main series Pokemon game is at the time (in this case Violet), DOOM/DOOM II/DOOM 64, og FNAF & FNAF: Security Breach, and a handful of some ancient PC games I can't remember the names of atm

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It is finally Day 22, August 5, Monday - In a follow up to yesterday's news, we learned that the Millionaire Bum who won $23 million has donated all his winnings to the Church.

Meanwhile, Officer Persy calls in sick today as he had foolishly swallowed his car keys after losing a bet, and now he is shitting blood and needs to get to the hospital. Since it is a medical emergency, we grant him the day off but on the condition that he comes back tomorrow.

We save up the week's Stripe as there is no one on Shift B who is deserving at the moment. We also note again, Detective Newberry has already accumulated the highest rank of 3 Stripes, and is the most experienced of the lot.

The first news to greet us in the morning is that of a fire started by one of our intern-detectives, Rachel Ledesma who had fallen asleep with a cigarette in the briefing room. While Deputy Martin informs us that the materials from our investigations got burnt, we checked and nothing was lost and it appears that our interns are slated to leave the Police Department tomorrow. As there were no good detectives on the Labour Market today, we decide to leave the job slots open for tomorrow.

The next order of business was to bury Officer Buck Yancey with military honours.

Then we received word from Troy Starr over at City Hall, that we have pleased the Japanese businessman with our diverse police workforce hiring of Asians, in turn pleasing Mayor Rogers.

Finally, we received our share of the Jewellery sale which came up to $11,683 which we split 50% with our staff.

To coincide with the Japanese businessman's visit, a racist fat man snuck into the Chinatown Dormitory and began slicing up a bench with a chainsaw in a "Destruction of Property". He also threatened the Asian students there with said chainsaw. The situation was quite dangerous, and we ended up sending 6 officers (4 original, 2 backup) to quell him.

The day's 2nd deadly crime involves an "Assault with a Deadly Weapon" at the Johnson, Juergen and Katz Law Firm, where a woman in high heels and fur coat stands on top of a table taking aim at 2 lawyers huddled behind an overturned bookcase. We ordered the officers and SWAT to shoot out the table leg which resulted in the arrest of the woman.

At midday, we receive a request from Derek Allen of Sophocles Theatre of Drama who is the producer of a TV show called "Justice for All" to send one of our cops to portray a cop-pervert who kidnaps and rapes girls. Given that Officer Persy conveniently called-in sick today, we have no choice but to send Officer McGillicuddy (190), our only available low-ranking cop. McGillicuddy was so disgusted with us ordering him on such an assignment, that he quit. But in exchange, we got $3000 from Derek for our troubles.

Today's Mafia Gang War involves Varga's punks ransacking the house of a Sand family member for an important notebook of contacts, as well as dumping Sand's cargo overboard before it clears the docks. We send Officers Klausner and Mixon to stop the punks.

Just as we were dealing with the "Assault with Deadly Weapon" crime, another serious crime came in - a "Bomb Threat" at the Bank of Freeburg where a suicidal desperate man wants media attention for a house repossession from a loan he claims he never took out. As SWAT was occupied with the other case, they could not come back in time so we had no choice but to send our best officers - Kochi, Timpson, Purdy and Ozaki - and hope for the best. And luckily, the situation did not turn ugly - we managed to apprehend the man without SWAT help.

Our late night crime involves yet another "Destruction of Property", this time at the Mrs. Sofa Furniture Store. A long-haired old man armed with a large knife is ripping out the lining of the sofas looking for his money. Turns out, he wasn't crazy as our officers did find a stack of bills in one of the sofas after arresting him. We decide to launder the money through the Mafia.

In the dead of night, our detectives were able to piece together how the "Armed Robbery" case went down with Anton Tretyakov, the long time member of the Wheels of Empire biker gang. We arrest him at the Cemetery where he likes to ride his bikes between the graves. We also bring SWAT in together with our best Officer Kochi, as a precaution as Anton is known to be violent. Next up is the head honcho, Simon Gorodnichev. But it is too late in the day to begin investigating him. So we postpone Simon's investigation to tomorrow.

Given that Officer McGillicuddy quit, we now have 1 open officer slot, which we use to hire Officer Ivan Durak (330) to replace McGillicuddy on Shift B.

Sand is now up by 11 points - 19 vs 8 - against Varga.