#swansea jack

[chelseajackarmy]

Joe Allen for Swansea City AFC

[jackassbroadcast]

TRAPPED.

finally got into mouthwashing !!

[dykedvonte]

Curly had two days to act and Swansea had two months.

I think it’s just interesting that every defense of Swansea not immediately acting are the same ones that are argued against for Curly. “He didn’t want to alert Daisuke or makes things worse for Anya either Jimmy!” I mean people also assume that about Curly and the crew. “He has to think about his plan of action and a right moment!” Again so did Curly, power and authority aside, he still would have to think of what he had to do. “He makes sure he doesn’t have to be around Jimmy!” So did Curly and they only do this to an extent, both give Jimmy more than a few opening to keep harassing Anya.

This isn’t defense of Curly nor a damnation of Swansea. Their actions are very parallel to each others in tragic and sour ways when it comes to how they approached helping Anya. In the grand scheme of it all they both did the same thing: Nothing. No action either took stopped the inevitable outcome of her death nor Jimmy’s continued damage to themself.

The only real difference is Swansea didn’t like Jimmy which is pretty substantial, but also just as damning as Curly knowing how bad Jimmy could get to an extent. He had even less of a reason to wait, even more of a reason to act seeing as he was now worried for Anya AND Daisuke. He is not bound by the possible procedure as Captain and actively does not care about what happens next. So what does it matter if he acted in the moment? Why did he wait? I think he’s just as morally complex and grey as Curly and we hold him on a pedestal that still perpetuates things in rape culture the game critiques.

It’s not just enough to dislike and be abrasive to predators/abusers like Jimmy. It’s not enough to just put yourself between them and the other person. It’s not enough to hold tensions when you know someone is vulnerable. He and Curly do the exact same things but on different sides of the coin. I ask how is it better to not turn a blind eye but still not really do anything about what you are seeing? Not until it affects you atleast…

The game makes a big point to not put men doing the bare minimum or who wait to do more on pedestals and I’m actually surprised so many are missing that point.

[mazhedtaterz]

HEYEYEYEYY THIS IS MY FIRST TIME BEING ON TUMBLR SO PLS DON'T JUDGE IF I DON'T GET THE APP AT FIRST (IF I DO POST) I WILL POST CREEPYPASTA, SLENDERVERSE (MAINLY) AND MAYBE SALLY FACE, MOUTHWASHING, ND FNAF (MAYBE MORE) UHMHMHMH BYE BYE :33

[iheartcoffeecakesm]

song: milk, jack stauber

art: me :)

[raccoon-babe-redbull]

OK OK OK OK GOING OF OF THE LOTF MW POST FROM YESTERDAY;

Ok, so, obviously they wouldn't put 12yo's on a spaceship, so they'd be adults for obvious reason. I also feel like, for the game part, it'd try to be as canon to the game as possible as well as keeping the lotf character personalities so it could be a 'successful' au

Character thoughts:

Curly- Ralph, mainly because of the whole 'chief thing' and the very high chances of Jack wanting Ralph to burn

Jimmy- Jack, because of the subtle envy of his captain friend and lack of wanting to take things serious

Anya- Simon, because on the island he would help the littluns and such. I don't believe he would get S/A'd on the ship though, I'll think of another death for him

Swansea- Roger, because he's so serious, maybe even more than Swansea

Daisuke- Maurice, cus he also has one braincell. Also because of the fact that Maurice and Roger would have the same 'tough' friendship, like on the island

I am aware I did not list Piggy anywhere, but if Piggy and Jack were in an enclosed space together for a year- the story would end WAY earlier!!

Should I make Piggy the Polle mascot???🤔

[jackalxhearts]

Swansea reminded me a lot of Howard Stambler in 10 Cloverfield Lane. :0

seeing that the characters are all based on horror media chars... so cool

i immediately connected anya & shelley duvall !!

from the mouthwashing developer diary #1

someone said pre crash curly is very RJ Maccready from the thing which i can kinda see .....

jimmy = patrick bateman i can see as well

still trying to figure out swansea

anyways daisuke is real !!!!

[therealefl]

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[imnotokayhru]

The symbolism in Mouthwashing is so yummy

It has so much substance and I love it

Let’s take it back to our first time as Curly

It’s days before the crash and we’re talking to Anya because she just finished our psych evaluation

She expresses that she doesn’t wanna do Jimmy’s because he gives her answers like “I have found myself sexually excited at the sight of cartoon horses.” (This is a mystery tool that will help us later)

Curly offers to do it for her since he knows Jimmy won’t try any bs with him

Anya’s avoiding Jimmy, obviously, but we’re not sure why aside from him making a joke about the pony express mascot

But then, every interaction Anya has with Jimmy, she’s always with another person or someone is at least in the same room as them

Very first scene of Jimmy talking to Anya “alone”, injured Curly is there, laying on the bed

Another one, she’s talking to Swansea

When she runs out of the room because Curly’s noises gross her out, Daisuke is chillin in a chair not too terribly far from her

She’s only alone with Jimmy one time

And that one time he yells at her, griping about all the stuff he has to do as captain

The game makes it increasingly obvious that Anya shouldn’t be and doesn’t like being around Jimmy

Then, when it’s revealed she’s pregnant, she’s just as surprised as Curly

That wasn’t a consensual pregnancy

It would make sense if Curly reprimanded Jimmy for his actions against Anya, but he never does

Thus, his consequence for not doing jack shit is being the one in the cockpit at the time of the crash

He’s disabled and can only watch people out of his one eye

That’s why Anya dies in medical, near Curly

He’s watching the consequences of his actions being done with something that he’s grown familiar with; his pain killers

Another thing about it, though, is that Anya died by suicide

She died on her own accord

A direct contrast to her choice in pregnancy; she didn’t get to become pregnant on her own accord, or with consent

So, her ODing only makes that much more sense

If she couldn’t have a child on her terms, she was dying on her terms

And she could’ve done it anywhere, but she did it near the last person she felt safe near

The man who listened to her talk about her pregnancy

Maybe she died near him out of spite, but that’s not Anya

She died near him because she felt safe; safer than with anyone else

Her dialog with Jimmy in direct contrast to her dialog with Curly; she’s more anxious around Jimmy

But with Curly, she’s not

The vent scene, way later in the game, it shows Daisuke has a small memorial with his picture and some flowers

Swansea is the axes around the vent hole, showing he’s not quite dead yet, but he’s in Utility waiting for it

But Anya…is nowhere to be found

Unless you consider the ultrasound scene

Jimmy is looking for little baby horses in a uterus

If you step back and look at the uterus structure, it has eyes

That’s Anya to Jimmy

Daisuke and Swansea are people, the gentlemen who work alongside him

But Anya is simply a uterus with eyes

And that���s the sad truth

THE SYMBOLISM IS SO GOOD

[birdyisthewordyy]

HELLOOO this is my first request.. 😔

Like can you make a thing where the reader (please make it a fem reader for this one) is mascular fem reader and how the mouthwash crew will be react or be with the reader😻

if you can do this pleasee do it!! This has been just on my mind..

(I'm sorry if I couldn't describe it pretty well but I hope you understand it👅🙏)

a/n: I went ahead and combined two asks because they were pretty similar I HOPE THATS OKAY!! ANYWAY I love these askS MUSCULAR WOMEN FTW

Tulpar crew with a muscular! Fem! Reader

Curly

He can still lift you up easy peasy

Loves doing weightlifting with you

Brags on you

“My girlfriend can bench press 400!”

When you get sore he runs a hot bath for you

With rose petals and Epsom salts

Watches movies with you and gives you massages

Anything for his girl

You two have a friendly competition to see how much you can lift

The gym hates to see y’all coming

Or loves to

You kind of brighten up the atmosphere with your mushy couple junk

Y’all are matched in arm wrestling

You try every day

Never works

You just stay there with your arms shaking

Lol

He’s ecstatic to have another workout buddy though

Especially one that doesn’t take it as seriously as Jimmy

Jimmy

Speak of the devil himself

He’s jealous

Right off the bat he’s jealous of you

Because he could never achieve that physique

His metabolism is too fast

And it pisses him off

He eventually comes around

Makes underhanded comments sometimes though

Meanie

He might weightlift with you

You’re a good spotter he has to admit

Encouraging and all that

Despite how jacked you are you are pretty feminine

Which he enjoys

He likes that you dress up and do makeup and all that

And if you’re not he appreciates how…

Eugh

“Drama free” you are

One of those guys

Yikes

You love him though

Swansea

Swansea didn’t grow up in a generation where women could just pick up a weight and start growing muscle

Despite this he thinks it’s badass

He’d never say that but he does

Appreciates your commitment

Maybe even attracted to it idk

An excellent cook so he makes things for you if you’re hungry after lifting

Makes banger soups

He’s pretty strong himself

But doesn’t work out too often

Just enough and if he feels like it

He’s got a bad back so nothing crazy

Take this man to a chiropractor

If you use protein powder he doesn’t understand it

“Back in my day we had to work for what we got!”

You try to explain it’s not like steroids

But he is NOT having it

Sometimes you go overboard though

And he does worry for you

“Just…be careful, alright? Don’t want you exhausting yourself on me.”

Daisuke

Daisuke is also just a little bit jealous

He gets over it though

He buys you one of those giant water bottles that have words of encouragement on the sides

Says it’s like he’s there with you

You love this boy

Would be like

“Oh yeah? Can YOUR partner do 50 pushups? (Name), show em!”

Makes you personalized playlists

Eye of the Tiger is definitely on there

Along with Wheels on the Bus

He giggles when he hears it coming from your headphones

You just look at him like WTF

Would be your spotter

Very encouraging

“You can do it! Two more!”

Fists in the air

Tries to fist bump you

You are exhausted I fear

Would sit on your back while you do push-ups

To prove a point

What point? Idk

Anya

Anya has tried working out in the past and never really got into a routine

She’s a little bit out of shape so she’s at least happy that you know what you’re doing

Buys you sweatbands with pretty little designs on them

Also makes you protein shakes in the morning

Without you asking

May try to work out with you

Gets extremely sore though

Anya with a ponytail is cute tho

She can’t do push-ups

Like physically she just collapses

It’s not even that she’s weak

She’s actually quite strong physically

And mentally too but that’s not the point

She almost beat you once in arm wrestling

She just gets tired easily

Little chubby

Totally not projecting again

Hee hee

[degenerosity13]

NO FUCKING WAYYYY

Where did you get the "transformer x mouthwashing" crossover idea?

I was interested in Transformers, I watched a few playthroughs of Mouthwashing, I noticed character similarities...

And most importantly, I noticed character differences.

Both Jimmy and TFP Starscream are cowardly, lying, power-hungry people who can and will betray others for their own survival. But Jimmy is the human equivalent of roofied alcohol; Useless in a survival setting (in general), knocks people out (Swansea, likely Anya and or some other poor girl pre-pony express, given that Curly implies he's helped Jimmy though a situation like that before), and gets people into rough situations that due to the time and place, they will not survive (Everyone).

While Starscream is... Starscream is closer to a living military grade swiss army knife; Sharp, cold, but incredible at securing resources (The three years Megatron was off-planet), Works well under high-stress dangerous situations (The entire show/four million year war. Seriously, look at the cards he was dealt, look me in the eyes and tell me you can do better I know I can't), will cut down any opponent without mercy (Cliffjumper, Wheeljack had Soundwave not stopped him), is willing to work with/save others should it benefit him in a substantial and or petty way (Saved Breakdown from MECH despite Megatron telling him not to, saved Arcee from Airachnid despite her being a threat to him because Bee convinced her to spare him/presumably their shared distaste for Airachnid.) And I could go on, but I'd need a rewatch of the show to refresh my memory of everything this robot has endured.

I swapped the two SICs not at the start at their stories, but when everything started to go downhill for the other (The crash for Jimmy, before leaving the decepticons for Starscream) because had Jimmy been there at the start of the war, he either would've been one of the first to die or would've killed so many decepticons in an attempt to save his own skin and had Starscream been there at the start, he would've ran a tight ship and the crew would not think of him fondly, but everyone would make it out okay.

TL;DR: Anya hates Jimmy because he turned a bad but survivable situation into a life threatening one via exploiting his power over her and dammed them to rot in space. And in a non-life-threatening situation, Anya would mildly hate Starscream because he's an asshole who cheats at board games, but at least he's an asshole who takes the job, his mental health evaluations, and their situation seriously.

[chelseajackarmy]

Ben Cabango // Swansea City AFC

[dookiecurly]

Do u think that the crew members watch porn? If yes what kind of porn do they watch? ( Hcs )

Some, some not, and some used to.

Curly

- I don't think he does.

- Maybe saw it a few times, and DID get hard, but he wouldn't jack off to it.

- Prefers doing it with his S/O.

- Porn just doesn't hit him like that. It's when guys randomly get hard for no reason because that thing down there does what it wants even if you dont want to spank the monkey.

- Doesn't really understand the appeal of watching people fuck each other, but he can imagine it as like.. daydreaming about being with someone.

Daisuke

- Yes. He does!

- Jacks off to it, but would love to do it with his S/O as well.

- Watches porn when he wants to yank the pork ( well, if he can or is in the mood. )

Swansea

- Doesn't. At least, not anymore.

- He's old, his version of porn was MAGAZINES.

- Then again, I don't think he'd be that into slapping the bouncy around ( young or old. )

- Prefers his S/O

Jimmy

- Absolutely does.

- I have this stinky thought at the back of my head that he probably watches snuff films as a guilty pleasure when he can't get horny enough.

- Other than, normal (As normal as watching Daddy Daughter Roleplay porn is) works for him.

- At times, he jacks off to the thought of.... People struggling under him. Consensually or not....

Anya

- Doesn't.

- Doesn't strike me as a person who does that.

- Prefers a loving S/O who cares for consent

- not to say that she doesn't hook it once in a while, she does. She just thinks that porn is a little shameful to watch, and weird. Why would you want to watch other ppl fucking?

[dykedvonte]

Y’all do you think Swansea was a fnaf, ban ban or skibidi toilet kid?

[nebulawebb]

MY MOUTHWASHING HEADCANONS

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Hello everyone, so I'm writing a little kind of story of a "Reader/Yn" in the world of mouthwashing, so I have headcanons for my story that yall might like! I'm not going to separate them by character so they'll all be mixed up lol

𔓕 Daisuke loves drawing and is really good at it, but he never paid much attention to it because he doesn't think he has enough talent.

𔓕 Anya had a stuffed animal on her nightstand facing the door, when Jimmy's SA thing happened she turned it around and now her stuffed animal faces the wall.

𔓕 There used to be drawings that Daisuke made of Anya, But Jimmy looked at them "weird" and Anya removed them.

𔓕 Swansea definitely only has daughters, so Daisuke was like the son he always wanted.

𔓕 Jimmy definitely knows how to make those knockout cocktails and has used them before.

𔓕 Curly assigned the room to each one, but Jimmy argued that he wanted Curly's room and Curly ended up changing rooms with him so as not have problems.

𔓕 Daisuke was definitely a basketball player.

𔓕 One time Jimmy tried to copy Curly's curls with a curling iron, and he burned his whole hand.

𔓕 Swansea doesn't see Curly (after the accident) because he can't stand the smell (Burned skin or just old blood...)

𔓕 Anya tries not to sleep for fear of what might happen while she sleeps.

𔓕 Daisuke was in his room when the crash happened, despite everything being in tatters he took a risk and took out his gameboy and more stuff without hurting himself due to his good luck. — "You took out your stupid little game and not clothes or something useful, kid?"—

𔓕 Swansea is a dog person.

𔓕 Curly actually used treatments to maintain his hair pretty...

𔓕 Jimmy is a narcissist.

𔓕 Daisuke tried to draw Curly (after the crash) since no one wanted to be drawn. It didn't turn out well.

𔓕 Jimmy is a bad drinker. Every time he drinks he gets aggressive.

𔓕 Even after the accident, Curly continued to suffer from insomnia, so not being able to rest in that condition was even worse.

𔓕 Jimmy has thought about giving Curly some mouthwash to see what happens.

𔓕 Swansea was the one who amputated Curly.

𔓕 Daisuke tried to play the board game with Anya again, but with the stress of the crash and Jimmy, she started crying when she lost. Daisuke never asked to play again.

𔓕 Jimmy has a Polle stuffed animal............

𔓕 Anya wanted to take mouthwash to see if that could help her get an 4bortion, but she was afraid that she would faint and that Jimmy could find her.

𔓕 Daisuke had a hamster that died because he didn't know they hibernated. He didn't know until Swansea told him...

THAT'S IT. It's almost two in the morning, I took off my glasses and I only see dots...Tell me if you liked it so I can make more or post that little Reader x mouthwashing story! Sorry if you don't like my hc or are cringe, I really try!

[witchofthemidlands]

my mum recognised the actor who plays the barmaid in “73 yards” from something so i looked it up & it's the same actor who played one of the main cannibals in countrycide & seeing as one of my first thoughts about ruby heading down into that town & towards the pub was a visceral reaction that bombarded me with flashbacks of jack, owen & gwen barricading themselves in a desolate pub in the swansea countryside to fend off the cannibals i have been laughing about this for the last 10 minutes.