#swaggersouls

[swaggerscat]

They just kept going 💀💀

Some scooby doo stuff right there man

[mc395686]

Captain Sparklez smoking a joint in Minecraft was not on my 2024 bingo card

[mrshoffman]

Guys swaggersouls is so fucking fine I’m literally. Dying. YEA you can’t see his face BUT FROM WHAT YOU CAN…?!? and like THE BOD? my type. HIS EYES? gorgeous. I’m. Fucking. Dying. Watching. His. Videos. Oh my FUCKING GOD.

[pandawasbored]

Yeah I'd let him strangle tf outta me idk

[sesameowo]

they made a home in my brain and living in it the past few weeks

bonus McDooo

[littleskeletonprincessss]

MASTERLIST

This is purely for my own convenience but you're welcome to use it.

💲 Schlatt: 💲

Schlatt Thoughts/Pictures

He's a munch

Better for you

Wedding HCs

Housewife rant

Moaning for him

Step Bro Schlatt

Step Bro Schlatt pt 2

Blurb

Slow Kissing HCs

Pitching a Tent HCs

Anniversary

Dolly Reader

Vague HC

Blurb

Christmas Fluff

Sick

Sick child HCs

Sunburned HCs

Schlatt x SingleMom! Reader

Happy Birthday

Mother's Day HC

🥛 Ted: 🥛

Blurb

Blurb

Christmas Fluff

Fiancée

DILF

Mother's Day HC

🍃 Swaggersouls: 🍃

Blurb

There's been an accident

Christmas Fluff

Dating HCs

Bored

Woken Up

When you're overwhelmed

NSFW HCs

NSFW Blurb

Idiot

Friends

Drunk

🐼 Sapnap: 🐼

He's a munch

Vague HC

Newsies Persona

Vague HC

Blurb

Christmas Fluff

👓 GeorgeNotFound: 👓

The British are coming

Newsies Persona

Blurb

Christmas Fluff

💚 Dreamwastaken: 💚

Daughters Name

Wedding HCs

Newsies Persona

Vague HC

Memory

NSFW Wedding HCs

Blurb

Comforting Dream

Christmas Fluff

Tooth Rotting Fluff

🤖 Ryan Magee: 🤖

I love you

Buzzed

[jawshplush]

u shuld draw some schwagger….

ur right the little person in my head

designs insp by ramnonymous

[deerdogs]

hi <- girl who really wants to yap about some of her smpl/dsmp/esmp world building and continuity. a lot of yapping under cut. Nobody gaf but whatever

i’m that one friend that’s too c!sam so im shoving him here. but for those who don’t know tldr. c!sam has actually been alive for like centuries he just found a way to clone his body to be immortal (memory is still mortal so doesn’t remember obviously). he was friends with c!phil who stopped being friends w him over his morally dubious immortality scheme. but anyways. original sam (sam prime) was alive during like medieval ish times as seen by that scene w c!phil. annnndd what’s a morally grey inventor without a little robot buddy to help him. hence he made swagger ! little analog steampunk robot fella. skip ahead a bit when sam prime put himself in the tube status chamber thing.. swagger was left alone. i like to think that kristen felt bad that phil just abandoned this kid over the immortality thing instead of trying to keep helping him see the right way so she kept watch over sam. saw the Robot fella abandoned and felt bad soooo she gave him a soul and consciousness….. Bc what the hell, sure

while he can function/move on his own bc of the soul, he still keeps his more mechanical parts in tact and working bc they help him move better and more precise given he only recently gained consciousness and has never had to Move a body before. fun fact his head can be screwed off and moved around… especially if he needs to look under something to work on or fix it. he can just Pop that thing right off and shove it under to get a better look. same w moving it up given he’s not the tallest. he usually has the create wrench on his ‘tail’/extra appendage but can switch it out for a lot of things (sword pick etc). the bandages are both so he doesn’t get asked as many questions about his robot bits and also to help protect them rain/water given atp he hasn’t had many upgrades to help with that (changes that more towards sdmp)

my esmp timeline and worldbuilding stuff is kind of a lot so it would need a bigger yap Buuuut . in my mind it takes place in the middle of dsmp it’s just . a separate world/realm created by the void to foster conflict and death to feed itself. a lot of different ppl from allll around invited/sucked into it. functions kind of similar to the watchers from hermits stuff. also to see if certain people make the same mistakes they’ve made… hence revived schlatt just for this world. he goes back to limbo after but yknow. bc he’s forcefully revived by the void and didn’t have a heart it. Made one For him which has Some effect on his capacity for being a normal nice individual. Not that he was much of one already but. Yknow.

also important bit abt that. void messed w ppls memories when it brought them there bc it’s supposed to be. a fresh new start thing (which is why they have to like Discover technology with create) without any previous biases besides slight recognition of people and fuzzy and general memories. (why ted doesn’t remember smpl void stuff). swagger is the only one who has memory bc he’s. Yknow. Not a human or mortal in any sense. he obviously thinks it’s a bit weird that certain ppl are acting different and can’t remember him as well as he can them but.. he kinda just shrugs it off 😭

ted is supposed to be like this avatar for the void that helps start conflict and instigate death (like when ted basically convinced minx and weston to go kill swagger for no reason) soooo Yeah he’s a Normal well adjusted fella.

there’s more but my fingers are cramping bc i just played guitar for like 2 hours so. The yapperrrrrrr

[custardandjam]

Something... new? - Goodguyfitz x Reader

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MASTERLIST : HERE

words: 802 warnings: mentions of sexual stuff- no true smut.

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The day you met Fitz—or rather, Cameron—was a turning point he felt deep in his core. It was at a mutual friend's house party in Australia, a lively gathering of twenty-somethings immersed in a haze of drugs and alcohol. Amid the chaos, he was instantly drawn to you and, without hesitation, asked you out on a date.

To his surprise, you said yes.

That night took an unexpected turn when he took you to the bathroom in the upstairs en suite. The allure of the spontaneous encounter led to a night of unrestrained passion. Fitz decided then and there that if a relationship wasn’t in the cards, he would at least ensure that the sex was unforgettable. And unforgettable it was—he gave you multiple mind-blowing orgasms, while you delivered a performance that surpassed any he’d experienced.

Fitz was unapologetically proud, bragging to his friends about how the “girl in the bathroom” had given him the best blow job of his life. The tales of that night became legendary among his circle. When Mason expressed interest in sharing the experience, Fitz firmly shut down the idea, refusing to entertain the thought of anyone else experiencing what was, for him, an unparalleled connection.

You met up at least three times a week, with any absences due to travel replaced by an exchange of sexts, nudes, videos, calls, and messages—anything to keep the fire alive. The physical connection was electric, a potent blend of desire and fulfillment, always leaving both of you craving more.

It was no secret that Fitz had feelings for you beyond the physical. He often spoke about wanting to take you out on dates, to show you off, and to share the more intimate parts of his life with you. Despite this, he never took that next step, and you were left puzzled by his reluctance to ask you out formally.

In truth, you couldn't recall ever explicitly agreeing to just sex, but you never brought it up or corrected him. Perhaps the thrill of the forbidden, or the undeniable chemistry between you, kept you from addressing the ambiguity. As the dynamic continued, you were left navigating the complexities of your feelings and his hesitations, all while savouring the intense connection you shared.

Until he called you from Vid-Con, clearly high on something or other. You could tell he was in a bathroom stall by the echoing acoustics and the muffled noises of the event outside. His pupils were dilated, and his speech was slurred, a far cry from the confident and controlled Fitz you were used to.

“Hey,” he mumbled, his voice wavering between excitement and exhaustion. “I… I just needed to hear your voice.” His words tumbled out in a disjointed stream, each syllable punctuated by the occasional erratic chuckle or sigh.

You listened patiently, sensing the vulnerability beneath his altered state. “Cam, are you okay?” you asked gently, concern lacing your voice.

“Yeah, yeah, I’m fine,” he replied, though his unsteady tone suggested otherwise. “Just... everything’s crazy here. And, um, I’ve been thinking a lot... about us.” He paused, as if gathering his scattered thoughts. “I don’t know what we are, you know? But I want to figure it out.”

The admission caught you off guard. The intensity of the moment, combined with the haze of his intoxication, created a surreal blend of clarity and confusion. “What do you mean?” you asked, trying to make sense of his ramblings.

He took a deep breath, his voice softening. “I like you, Y/N. More than just… this. I want to be with you, not just in secret. I want to take you out, show you off. I know I’ve been avoiding it, but when I get back… will you go out with me? Like, officially?”

You felt a rush of relief mixed with lingering excitement. The intoxicated confession was raw and unfiltered, revealing the depth of his feelings. “Cam, I’d like that. But I want it to be real, not just a spur-of-the-moment thing.”

“Absolutely,” he said, his voice steadier with determination. “When I get home, I’ll take you out. We’ll do it right. Just... give me a chance to show you what I really mean.”

"Only once chance," You joked to him with a smile.

Fitz chuckled softly, the sound a comforting contrast to his earlier slurred speech. “One chance, huh? I’ll make it count. I promise.”

His voice was filled with genuine sincerity, and you could sense his determination even through the phone. “I’m looking forward to it,” you said, a smile tugging at your lips despite the late hour. “Just make sure you’re sober and ready to impress.”

“Deal,” he replied, a note of excitement in his voice. “I can’t wait to see you and finally show you what I’ve been wanting to all along.”

As the call ended, you felt a renewed sense of anticipation. His promise had finally turned the uncertainty into something tangible.

-

omg first fic on this account :P hope it wasn't disappointing pookies <3

[swaggerscat]

Swagger posted the Twich con vlog!

The video:

[smittyplus]

vaguely twinkish intern charlie: did you name the wifi at bungerburg “burger time”

swaggersouls (not paying attention): I thought about killing you again.

[mrshoffman]

God I’m down so bad. I need him I NEED HIM. His arms oh my god his arms.

[fluckingfeathers]

They're baaaaaack

[chuckle-clips]

Happy Pride!

Schlatt: I watch— I’ll tell you what I watch, I watch porn, okay? Swagger, what’s your favorite type of porn?

Charlie: Are you watching porn right now? Okay. 

Ted: What type of porn do you watch?

Swagger: My favorite type of porn? 

Schlatt: Yeah. 

Swagger: Yeah, I like missionary.

Schlatt: Really?

Swagger: Missionary for the sole purpose of procreation. 

Ted: Yeah. I like to watch… I like to watch ‘almost porn’. So, it’s like sort of in that same vein of yknow, very Christian, it’s like, yknow there’s the approach, but then it’s like, No, I’m a Christian man. I can’t do it. 

Charlie: I know better. 

Swagger: Yeah. It’s just tension. 

Ted: All the tension but the real love is for God. 

Swagger: Yeah. 

Charlie: Only six inches I’ve got, are the ones I leave for Jesus. 

Ted: Boom. That’s what I like to hear. 

Schlatt: You leave six— What does that mean, six inches for Jesus?

Swagger: I don’t know what that means. 

Schlatt: What does that mean?

Charlie: It means, when you’re like— yknow when you’re like dancing with someone…

Schlatt: Oh, yeah.

Swagger: Oh!

Schlatt: Can’t fit a Bible between you two!

Charlie: Yeah, exactly, exactly. 

Swagger: Oh my god. 

Ted: It also gives us a zone to operate within when we gas the…

Schlatt: Oh, man. Yeah, I watch men. 

Swagger: Good. 

Ted: Nice. 

[auggie1856]

Swagger + ted nivison = my daddy issues.