#swag level over 9000

[rosetta-j-stone]

Did...did he just throw a kiss, catch a kiss thrown in return, put that kiss inside his shirt next to his tits chest for safekeeping...AND THEN WINK AT THE THROWER?

Okay

[ki-kink]

While he was slayin' it during his exchange year in Sofia, he picked up Bulgarian and Russian like a boss, and even gained some mad skills in dealin' with peeps who owe some cash… Total swag level over 9000, bro!

[chailoserr]

𝗕𝗦𝗗 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗬/𝗡 𝗮𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗲𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗾𝘂𝗼𝘁𝗲𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀 𝗺𝘆 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗜 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝘀𝗮𝗶𝗱

Dazai: I have a fear of thick zombies

Y/N: Wait, deadass?

Dazai: *screams*

Elise: *to Mori* I think I know more about American Girl Dolls than you do, genius

Y/N: What’s green and has wheels?

Kunikida: A tractor...?

Y/N: Grass, I lied about the wheels

Y/N: You can’t use the oven to make chicken

Ranpo: Oh yea? Then what’s Thanksgiving about, huh?

Y/N: Turkeys...?

Y/N: *about Dazai* He’s sexy, but in a good way

Yosano: What’s sexy in a bad way??

Dazai: *to Chuuya* That’s it, get off the swag wagon

Dazai: My grief level is over 9000!

Y/N: So is your nicotine level, jesus

Ranpo: *on the floor and to the vending machine that won’t release his candy* WHAT?! I got on my KNEES for you!!

Y/N: Watcha doin?

Yosano: I’m making voodoo dolls of all my friends.

Dazai: If you step in a blood pile it’ll track your footsteps, so imma just run in the shape of a peepee

Y/N: I quit heterosexuality, no sex

Y/N: *looking for a job* I dunno, what do you guys suggest?

Dazai: Stripper!

Yosano: Prostitute

Ranpo: Bartender

Y/N: Okay, okay, compromise: bartender at a strip club

Atsushi: Kenji is fudging alpha

Chuuya: Wait, if Y/N’s seen what your personality is like, then why does she wanna have fun with you?

Dazai: ...

Y/N: Got ‘em

Dazai: *to Oda and Ango* Have you guys ever seen ‘The Basement’? It’s a sequel to ‘The Attic’, the prequel is called ‘The Ground Floor’

Ango: You’re getting blocked.

Oda: I wouldn’t be surprised if one of you tried to conduct a murder against me

Mori: *to Kouyou* How’d he know?

Dazai: What underwear am I wearing right now? Ah yes, the gamer ones

Y/N: I don’t respect Dazai’s old mentor

Chuuya: I don’t even respect Dazai, shit

Dazai: *passes note to Y/N*

Atsushi: Oooh, what does it say?

Y/N: *reading* Sex. The end.

Ranpo: *trying to order food*

Cashier: And what would you like?

Ranpo: *panicking* I’ll have a cheese quesadilla with the cheese—!

Atsushi: What’s that other name for the earth?

Dazai: Daddy nature

Y/N: No—

Dazai: Chuuya, this partnership is based on trust! And you have to trust me with your answers so I don’t fail!

Fukuzawa: I like cats

Y/N: My friend Poe likes raccoons, they’re like the feral hobo cats of the woodland world

Gin: Everyone thinks my brother is an ‘EGIRLS ARE RUINING MY LIFE’ but in reality he is simply the Veggie Tales theme song

Tanizaki: Your money could save an animal’s life

Y/N: My money can also send me to college, but that’s not happening cuz I’m buying an anime body pillow

Y/N: Okay Kenji, I need you to swear you won’t impulsively eat everything at my aunt’s dinner rehearsal

Kenji: You should know by now I never swear

Dazai: I can’t stand math, I’m literally listening to The Lorax soundtrack, I can’t bear this pain anymore

[doctorfreak]

the starbucks my partner works at is unionizing and it’s easily the coolest shit ever and now i get to go in and order union strong. swag levels are over 9000, easily

[bigswigofmilk]

Sir, his swag levels are over 9000‼️😨😩

[dogsofsorrow]

franks tboy swag levels are over 9000 today

[internethippy]

a Selfie with Sub9k

1. How did you get the name Sub9k?

I kinda just made it up. I mixed sub zero from mortal kombat with "level 9000" because I always fucked with the cold weather and felt advanced my whole life. I mainly refer to myself as just 9K nowadays though.

2. How did you link up with the rest of 5 Finger Posse?

That's a crazy ass story to type out, but pretty much through skating and music. I met Alvin in the city when I first moved to PA, and then from there I just started skating/ chillin at the same spots and met everyone else over time.  

3. What are your favorite and least favorite parts of living in Philadelphia?

Iont even live in Philly I live a few blocks outside of it with some dirty ass wanna be hood niggas. They Robbin niggas for $35. My mom moved me and Based Decepticon outta Brooklyn because of the lifestyle so it's really safe in comparison. I like the food around here that's it.

4. Outside of your own crew, who are your three favorite Philadelphia rappers of all time?

Dark Lo is my all time favorite, he's underrated, Quilly Millz is second, and Meek Mill is my third favorite.

5. Where do you see yourself in five years and why?

I see myself very successful because of the plans I have, the work that I have finished, (my work ethic period) and the people who support me. I could get money off other shit besides rap too so I'm ready for whatever but imma take the game by surprise over the next year or so.

6. Anything else you’d like to add?

Yeah, this is for everybody, please stop taking swag, please stop promoting corny shit, stop being gay wit rappers, be yourself and don't follow the crowd and stay true, get maxed out check ya stats make sure they good, lookout for NIGHTCRALWER too $$$$$

Follow Sub9K on Soundcloud @ https://soundcloud.com/sub9000

[heady-senpai]

🔥"Got anime bitches all over my dick. I probably fucked your favorite anime chick."🔥 S/O that boy Noah Kohl steady making moves & got every bad kunoichi jocking HARD 💦 Power Level = 9000^9000 🛌 Have you ever even tasted Pegasus milk?!? 🦄 #swag #dope #color #purple #pink #vibes #edit #vaporwave #vhs #80s #chillwave #anime #manga #otaku #life #glitch #wave #latenight #lofi #tumblr #aesthetics #mypic #g #moody #90s #player #pimp #OG #naruto #Sakura #Karin #2badbitches #reallife #shippuden #greengoblin (at Sea of Okhotsk, Russia)

[indomitablepride]

Vegeta your swag level is over 9000!

Fuck yeah, it is.

[transcendingdimensions22]

Swag level over 9000! #me #dbz #dragonballz #over9000 #holiday #travel #switzerland #winterthur 🇨🇭 (at Winterthur, Switzerland)

[the-sayuri-rin]

+5 combo bonus +4 attack +1 defense +1 swag Level up: 9000-over 9000 1500 until next level up

[teen-ldol]

SWAG LEVEL IS OVER 9000

[arlospace]

Rockin that fanny pack & crocs

[arc-blade-blog]

Cute things to do with the bae:

push ups with kisses in between each :D

[bluntforcetanya]

[lovetopshi]

Swag in a box