#svtfoe shitposting

[valentinbelleyh505]

To add to the moon gender: Dreamweaver Cookie (mostly cuz they have collector vibes too lolll))

here :]

sorry for the late

[did-someone-say-aliens]

eclispa was the realest svtfoe character

you’re telling me that she met a red monster who could crush her between his fingers but she fell in love with him and he fucking became a vegetarian just for her??? and she was shunned from her family?? yeah. eclipsa I don’t even blame you atp be a monster fucker all you want

oh and she practiced dark magic but yk thats an unimportant tiny detail

[pullyloopz]

some one PLEASE hear me out bro.. I NEVER SEE EDITS OF HIM OR FICS

[seasidepinkit]

worst part of svtfoe other than that lameass ending is definitely the stupid ass love triangle. tomco for life and star is besties with both of them. only correct answer

[crystalandrage]

I just got back into the Eddsworld, SVTFOE, TMNT, and the Gravity Falls Fandom

[holeyshirtwhoa]

how m/f pairings should be written V.S how they shouldn't-

[vehrabells]

THOUGHT OF @lil-oreo-cookie ’s AU SO FAST AFTER SEEING THIS ON TIKTOK 🤺

[th3artk1dd0]

I just found out Marco from svtfoe was SUPPOSED to be canonically trans but Disney didn't like that, so she or he(idk which one to use) never ended up being trans :((

ALSO FOR THOSE WHO DONT BELIVE ME

TADAA THE STORYBOARD THAT THE STORYBOARD ANIMATORS MADE

[gay-fieri-05]

Everyone else in star vs: human/humanoid, some sorta anthro animal thing, floating horse head

Rich pigeon

[sagesilentfire]

the three old lizard guys of samatfoe. rasticore, toffee, and sílthéy. may do this again with the next generation.

another shitpost. these are fun. original under the cut.

[pretty4lifeee]

WHAT DO YALL KNOW ABOUT SVTFOE????

no joke I was actually obsessed with that show at one point, after it ended i fell into a depressive episode that lasted 2 months. life lost all meaning for 10 year old me.

[musicaltheaternerd142]

am I the only one that kinda sees it? Lmao

[shtfoe-two-electricetera]

Eclipsa is a monsterfucker patron saint

But also who the fuck paints only their bottom lip

Grl are you trying to communicate something

[frogremi33]

By popular demand… more svtfoe shitposts.

As per before, most of these are best read if u imagine these 4 are in a polycule

(most of these are from the @/weirddms insta account)

[blackbutler-readerinsertsandjunk]

May I please request “Sneakin’ Around” from SVTFOE for Dagger or Peter? Also, where do you ask for shitposts?

man, SVTFOE is on my list of things to watch... and this song is so cute, pls ;w;

I don't really take requests for shitposts, I just kinda do em on my own from funny quotes I've heard/seen or whatever my brain makes up! but you can submit your own using the submit button if you'd like! :D

DISCLAIMER: This is a songfic to the song “Sneakin' Around” from Star vs. the Forces of Evil! I don’t own the song, don’t claim to, and am not profiting off this piece at all.

When the sun has set and the night has come we’ll creep out the garden and go have some fun ‘cause all I wanna do is sneak around Mewni with you

You can only meet with DAGGER when it finally gets dark out.

As soon as night has fallen, nobody is paying you or him any attention. It’s so much easier to be together when people aren’t looking. When your family and his aren’t looking; although, you’re pretty certain by now that they wouldn’t have a problem with this. It’s your family, and the rest of society, that have a problem with you and Dagger.

The world seems far away when you run into his arms. They’re so secure, circling around you eagerly. He’s been waiting for you, too. Right here is your safe place, your hideaway from the rest of the world, here in his arms.

“I missed you, handsome,” you murmur, pressing into his lips with a kiss. You scarcely get the chance to breathe before you’re begging for another one. “Mh… what will we do tonight?”

He returns your kiss with equal ardor, like he can’t get enough of you. What consequence is a lack of breath when kissing the one you love? “Ain’t no way y’ missed me more’n I missed y’. We can do anythin’ y’ want, right, long as no one sees us?”

Of course, perhaps you’ve got a small problem with becoming addicted to the thrill of it all.

and all I want to see is you sneaking around next to me I don’t care if it’s wrong or right I’d do anything for one more night

“And as long as we’re together.” That’s an important caveat. If you didn’t have him, what would be the point of sneaking around in the first place? You wouldn’t want to do it with anyone but him.

You guide him toward the garden gates, hoisting yourself up onto it. It’s all too easy to pull him up as well. He follows your movements better than if you could move him like a puppet on strings. It’s like he knows what you want him to do before you can form the words to ask.

“I’ll always be here,” he smiles as he drops down over the gates with you. He kisses you again, holding your hands tightly. “Y’re batty if y’ think y’ can get rid’a me now.”

You chuckle and lead him along under the half-moonlight. “And you’re batty if you think I’m ever letting go of you. Come on. There’s nothing that would make me happier than taking a walk around town, looking over to see you by my side.”

“Yeah?” The grin in his voice is evident even if you’re not looking at him. “We pro’ly shouldn’t be doin’ all this… but…”

“Do you think I care?” You stop nearby a building, so you can duck into the alleyway and kiss his neck. “If this is wrong, I’m afraid of what people think is right.”

dawn breaks, our night fades away someday we’ll get to stay we’ll get to stay no more sneaking around one day we’ll have our day we’ll have our day

By the time you’ve dragged Dagger through the streets, ducking into every alley and taking the long way back to his fairground, he looks so tired. It’s a happy kind of tired, though, where you know deeply that he wouldn’t have wanted to pass the time any other way.

It’s beginning to get light again, and the sun will be ready to rise once you’ve gotten yourself back home. You can’t stay, and your time with him now is coming to a close.

You know the next night will come and go exactly the same way. Even so, you don’t want to leave him. You never want to leave him, because you love him so.

You do let yourself linger by his tent for as long a moment as you dare. You let your hands roam over his body one last time, and you kiss him one last time, and you pray that someday soon, everyone will be able to accept this wonderful relationship you have with him. You dream of the day you don’t have to worry about being disowned for wanting to marry him, the day he won’t have to worry about feeling like he isn’t good enough for you.

The day when, finally, neither of you have to fear being mocked or abused because you’re in love.

You curl your hands against his chest, fingers fidgeting with the bow at his neck. “I’ll see you tomorrow night. Will you miss me?”

“Y’ know wot my answer’s gonna be,” he laughs. He gives you another squeeze anyway, resting his cheek on top of your head. “Wish I didn’t ‘afta let y’ go. Wish we didn’t ‘afta…”

“I know. I wish that, too.” You mirror the gesture, arms tight around his middle. “I love you so much, Dagger. One day, we’re going to pass the whole night like this… and we’re going to be standing here, just like we are now… and I’m going to stay here with you.”

He hums. “One day, yeah? I can’t wait f’r that day t’ come.”

You smile and tilt your head up at him. “That day will be ours. Just ours. Nobody else’s. Promise me you’ll keep sneaking round with me till then?”

“Don’t worry, darlin’. I’m nothin’ if I ain’t a patient man.”

The two of you are quiet for a moment, then he sighs against your hair. “God, I’ll miss y’ with my w’ole ‘eart.”

You’ll miss him just the same.

As you head off back toward home, you keep the prayer in your heart that ‘one day’ will come sooner rather than later.

have our day have our day.

[vehrabells]

Saw someone do this on tiktok, had to do it with them — my fav siblings 💞