#suzetteschneeflocke

[dahliarauxt]

Suzy pretending to talk on the phone: Yes Mister Kiryu? My son will not eat his vegetables 25 year old jasper:

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Would Suzy get along with Patrick Bateman?

What an interesting question!

They'd probably run in the same social circles but of course they're each what the other hates. They have similarities, they're both entirely composed of concepts, the inherent depravity of capitalistic hedonism.

Patrick would probably be enraged by her existence. He only sees women for how they can serve him and she's fat, really doesn't need to think about her beyond that, besides his usual rambling monologues and his inability to handle things with any real mental maturity. Other businessmen he wants to fit in with would ridicule him if he was seen with her.

Suzy would find him utterly pathetic. She's arguably more successful at the constant performance thing, what with her actually being valued in her social circle. Not to mention she's a lot more in touch with reality. She would be disappointed by the potential she does see in him which only makes it worse than if he had no redeeming qualities in her eyes.

Patrick's hallucinations would only make things difficult if they were in a situation where they were FORCED to work together. Suzy lacks a lot of common sense herself and being attached to Patrick's absolute lack of tact would probably land them both in prison.

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Crystal nodded slightly, having to close her jaw. This wasn’t... and automatic dumpster fire? What?

“One clotty glass of blood, coming on up.” 

The woman nodded a little bit, turning towards the oven-the perfect place to store the warm drink. She opened it and pulled out a rather large bottle, one may use for champagne or wine. “I hope this is enough, Jack used some when baking the cookies.”

She reached towards a cabinet that was filled with an assortment of cups and glasses. Some decorated with kids TV shows, some having a little gothic flare. The ice queen plucked out a wine glass and sat it on the island.

With a flick of her finger, an icicle-like claw grew upon it, and Crystal used said claw like a bottle-opener, popping it open with ease.

As she poured, the frozen lady looked up in surprise at the question, before looking over at the redheaded frostwoman and where she was staring.

“Oh!” Crystal chuckled. “Jack actually got that. He found it one night while out hunting. Killed some couple and found that on their wall.” She shook her head in rememberance.

“I was pregnant with Claudia at the time. I woke up that morning and there it was, and there Jack was with the proudest shit-eating grin since Mikey said ‘Daddy’ first.” A laugh left her lips this time. 

“Glad to know your Jack has the same sense of humor.” She handed Suzy the glass with a smile, before she stared once more. Damn, this was going so well!

The mother nodded. “Uh sure! Lemme tell Di-Di and I can show you around.” Crystal turned towards the living room, walking over and poking her head in. “Di-Di, Momma’s gonna show Mrs Frost around. You and Jane stay here and be good okay?”

Di-Di, who had been listening to Jane speak intently, perked up to look over. “Okay mom!”

Crystal turned back to the fellow frostwoman. “So, where to first?”

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Hey Suzette what are you thinking about?

"Oh well..I..."

Her mouth hangs ever so slightly open as she gives you an unsettling wide eyed stare like she forgot she was talking in the middle of her sentence. She giggles and looks around for a second before scurrying off.

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Suzy and Miss Piggy...the world would be theirs they would utterly dominate, I imagine Miss Piggy would have many qualms about Suzy's lifestyle but she would admire her sense of style and luxury and just another generally confident big lady

Alright your Discord avatar and tumblr avatar are locked in a closet for 7 minutes ala 7 Minutes In Heaven. What happens

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All That Glitters

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If you had to ship Virginia and Suzy with different b-list slashers, who would you pick and why?

Omg this is such an interesting question! So as it turns out I haven't seen a lot of what google considers a "b-list horror film" so I may not be able to answer for Virginia unfortunately, also what google considers a b list film you may not but I really REALLY wanted to answer this!

I'm happy to hear from you or others about slashers they'd ship the ladies with!

Suzy option 1:

Dr. Josef Heiter from the Human Centipede

Come on are you surprised lmao

Him being german is just a plus honestly it would be nice for her to speak in another language that's comfortable for her that others around them may or may not be able to understand. She adores a man who knows what he wants and is willing to do anything and everything to make his dream a reality, not caring about the cruelty that they have to enact on the way. She also uh...as you know loves Dick From That Old Man as we here on tumblr like to say.

In this universe I imagine her mother would go through with the choice of sending her away but instead of sending her to boarding school she would go to live with the extended Schneeflocke family in Germany. Her mastery of covering up her offputting personality with warm loving deeds and a knack for nurturing would take her through nursing school where she would eventually come to work in the same hospital as Dr. Heiter.

Of course, being Suzy, she would very quickly become an angel of death type. She would give patients meds they didn't need so she could be right there when they needed saving. She would genuinely have a passion for her field, the rush that being an essential assistant for the doctors brought her was almost as thrilling as being the arbiter of life or death.

Seeing Dr. Heiter work is something she'd find mesmirizing and she'd find ways to constantly be around him in an attempt to learn more about his work. Despite his social difficulties-

"Human beings are very difficult for [Doctor Heiter], so he has to create stuff to get out of that complete isolation and loneliness and sadness and anger he has inside of himself."—Dieter Laser (rest in peace)

-Suzy has a special talent for making people feel like the most important genius in the world. This lead to a relationship where he would share his ideas, his dreams for his work, and Suzy would encourage him to do MUCH worse. By the time he retired she was very close to being found out with her own string of crimes so she decided that she was going to quit and become her lovers personal assistant.

Suzy option 2:

Jojo the Klownzilla

If Suzy was the type to write fanfic this is what she'd write.

We don't exactly know where the female klowns come from? There's the theory that the popcorn worm things are where all baby klowns come from but there's also the theory that the female klowns are made in a different way and that's why the main woman is kidnapped in a bubble. I'm going with the latter for this.

This time during her parents divorce Xavier was able to dodge charges and took Suzy with him to California, choosing a mid size town where he live with his daughter in peace but still have access to operate his business. She was unfortunately out in the town the night of the invasion, her poor father out of the state on a business trip. Like other species' females in the past Suzy was captured and transformed into a female klown, all that really changed was her physical makeup as her personality meshed very well with the nature of the species.

She was tasked with watching over and helping to clean the large room that Jojo resides in, something she was not a fan of at all after a previous life of pampering...an attitude that is the exact reason they gave her the job. However, the longer she watched how her new fellow klowns interacted with Jojo, the power he held over them all on top of his massive stature, she began to see the job as an honor and went above and beyond.

I wish there was more details to extrapolate from to say how they BECAME closer but I like to think Suzy is more like Jojo's favorite pet than anything. Like how villains have those bitchy spoiled little cats on their laps.

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This a no for both Suzy and Virginia, moreso Virginia as Suzy is in more similar company nowadays. Virginia is autistic and wasn't diagnosed until she was an adult (meaning like hundreds of years old in her case) so she always felt like she was just "weird"

Suzy eats babies and rolls around naked in garbage like a vampire pig

Does your character feel like they "match" the people around them? Why or why not?

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(For the meme phrases)

Cant have shit in Detroit

That's not very cash money of you

Shoutout to (blank), gotta be one of my favorite genders (most curious about this one)

"They allow you not a single one of your posessions in the city of Detroit, not a one."

"Money talks darling, wealth whispers. You are acting as if I never taught you that."

"I would like to call attention to (blank), if you will, I find it to be one of my most beloved representations of my truest self."

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@manbehindthemask gave me this image: sta.sh/02edjm2tl2ph and requested I draw Suzy with it! 

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(Earlier that night)

Santa often took Suzy with him on his yearly christmas trips, Virginia stayed with Jack so she didn't have to be alone and Suzy got to travel as she didn't often get the chance to do. It was a win win for everyone.

Flying over the sparcer countryside of the United Kingdom they spotted a beautiful historic castle that Suzy longed to explore, perhaps she could get some inspiration on decor. Even better, maybe there was some older people living there, she wasn't going to steal! No no no! She was going to leave them with their possessions but not with their life.

It was night so Suzy left the parasol she had no need for within the sleigh, she was left to wander the moist darkness with only her wits about her.

Being a Frostbitten wet ground nor darkness would be an issue so before she knew it she was a stones throw from the castle when the ground under her feet began to feel a tad unstable. From far away the ground blocked the sudden dip in the terrain and by the time she noticed it she was already on her way down.

The enterance was like falling into a big gaping maw. She tumbled for a few moments until she reached the first patch of flat ground. The inital fall from up top gave her a bit of air time, leaving a few rips and tears in her clothes, but gravity kicked in fast. Getting back out shouldn't be too difficult all she'd need is a few icicles to climb her way back up but how many opportunities would she get to explore like this?

As she felt her way around her imagination bloomed, so many things could live here! What animals and bugs lived in england? She made her way further down a steep decline and oh! The idea of a crunchy millipede or a large mammal who'd put up a fight first! It was mouth watering!

Like a moth to a flame her short attention span was soon drawn to light in the distance that cut through the darkness. It was too far down foor there to be natural light shining through, not to mention the light was yellow like a flame.

Her first assumption was that someone else got lost down here and got very very lucky to still be alive, too far from her human past to consider how nearly impossible this was. Her theory seemed to be proven when she came across a...carpet? Down here?

At the very least this cave system couldn't be THAT big, could it?

Not thinking about the very real possibility of danger she bent down to inspect it and tried to lure out whoever might be down here.

"How beautiful, this looks like something they would auction off at Sotheby's! Individually dyed strands of wool this must've cost a fortune!"

She said out loud, genuinely quite impressed with the craftsmanship and running out of ideas to what could possibly be living down here. Whatever they were, they had fine tastes.

"Hmph. Why I chose to live eternally, you ask? Why, it'ss sssimple! The world would be a worse place without handssome men like me. In fact- there'll never be anyone elssse like me! Why allow my exisstence to be a measly... 90 yearssss at besst? That'd be depresssssing, I ssay.

Alssso, now I can fuck myself forever. So that'sss another very important reason why I chose eternity. And there you have it."

He smiled proudly, hands resting on his hips.

Completely neglecting the real reason why he made a deal with two demons for this in the first place: his fear of death. Getting old and wither away. What would be on the other side once he crossed it. Well...now he didn't worry about it anymore since he'd never cross it.

"Now, get off my property before I decide to add 'nosy stranger' to my menu tonight, hmmm~?"

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What My OCs Smell Like

Idea from @soupbabe

Tagging: @cornerofhell @manbehindthemask @rainbowdelicsunshine @lenorethequietbookkeeper @magpie-masterpieces @viciouslyfilthy

Suzette

Rotting meat with an undertone of fruit

Wet Garbage

Fantasia Eau de Toilette which has hints of pink pepper and raspberry, a blend of woodsy and floral scents

Baby powder

Virginia

Fresh Cookies

Sweat

Cigarette Smoke

Gasoline

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Are any of the kids connected with Suzys German heritage? Cause I’m curious how they would view like the family history and prior culture considering that their all monsters who kinda created their own culture

They mostly don't care beyond what Suzy tells them which is a lot, it's what she was raised around more than anything else. Her scottish grandmother died in childbirth hence Eloise being an only child and the german side of her family were more than just old money if you go far back enough they had ties to nobility, she has a super big head about it.

This of course was something she passed down onto James and he tries to instill that pride in his own kids, his younger siblings, and his future niblings. Juniper and Jane will brag about scientific and literary innovations that came from the country but that's really only if you ask. I guess besides that maybe Joanna would be prideful of it? She's super pretentious about her art and loves drawing shallow conclusions between her own work and the sad raw energy some german art tends to have.

I made this chart to go along with this!

esentially the frost kids are more german and british (and i guess french? that flag under shannon is the canadian duality flag i chose to symbolize her being french canadian) than anything, jack becoming a snowman basically kept him as white as he was before /stupid joke

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I'm now starting the series you guys voted for!

How Jack and Suzy bond with....

✨️ James ✨️

Jack and James of course go for the old reliable human hunting, Jack is very proud of how evil his son has become and he always has something new to impress his Daddy with when they go out. He often shares the outcomes of different evil schemes that he put into motion that week. They also drink together, like a LOT, James is like Jack in a LOT of ways, a lot of deeply horrible ways.

James models clothes that Suzy makes for herself and some of his siblings since he can shift what body type he appears as with his power, this becomes much easier when he gains the ability to appear as anyone. They've had a long storied tradition of talking and catching up while Suzy does his hair, sometimes they don't talk and he just enjoys the sensation while his Mommy sings to him.

The three of them them talk a lot as a group as well, James snitches on his siblings even when they don't want him to so they'll let him in on different plans they have for the household and James in turn will tell them about anything suspicious that he sees like any of his siblings refusing to participate in one of the aforementioned schemes.

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@FrostCorpsClub 's Suzy bc unhinged little bitches are my brand and i love her >:)

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i'm gonna just start outing our convos on here bcs you are fun to listen to n i like you or whatever. do you think suzy and pamela voorhees (if she wasnt yk. a severed head and very much dead) would be friends, or at least get along?

You smell....like a baka, eren jaeger

Pamela is a bit older than her and seems like a somewhat, softly feminine lady? you know how sometimes rich people like kind of adopt a poor to be their friend and shower them with gifts, if Pamela was alive I think Suzy would treat her that way, like Suzy would see that she has the potential to be a elegant older lady and i think they would have a lot to talk about, I think she would even genuinely compliment her.

I think Pam would also remind her a little of how Jack described his mom so there's that. Suzys not very stable when it comes to her own beliefs, if you think about it she should think that Jack isn't worthy of her because he was poor but when it suits her she says that "some people were meant for this lifestyle and it just takes the right circumstances to get there."