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rosewind2007 · 1 year ago

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Saw this sign, thought it looked a bit sus…

#suspicious #suspicious sign #sus #a bit sus #this looks sus to me

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year ago

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Obsessed with how pathetic you make Jim Guangyao look. The hat. I love it.

Don't let the smile and sweet words fool you, Jim Guangyao has lost everything in the divorce, and continues to lose.

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #jin guangyao #mdzs au #modern au #this takes place in the same universe as Alan Zhan btw #I have been waiting for the day I got to meet him....Jim Guangyao.....#I think he won at least one divorce. But also did so under suspicious conditions.#you can 'win' divorce is your ex is dead right?#I like to think he wasn't even in the will and all the money and property went to another relative.#Who did he divorce? That's up to reader interpretation #Jim Guangyao is the busy dad who's never around except on the very rare occasional holiday. He cannot relate to his children #Nobody has ever seen him without his hat. In highschool it was a trilby. He's got baseball cap on in this drawing (I tried).#for casual friday.#He would burn everything at the grill. Half-bad luck and half distracted by work calls #Jim has nothing and no one. Despite this he always seems to land another hot spouse within a few months.#(Its his dimples. They are mesmerizing. You will look at them and sign this will without second thought <3)

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sacchiri · 8 months ago

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Hellsing 2002 calendar illustration.

Ein wunderliche und erschröckliche Hystori von einem großen Wüttrich genant Dracole wayda Der do so ganz unkristenliche marrter hat angelegt die mensche, als mit spissen als auch die leut zu Tod geslyffen

A wondrous and frightening story about a great berserk called Dracula the voivode who inflicted such unchristian tortures such as with stakes and also dragged people to death

#hellsing #alucard #kouta hirano #translation was found in a comment by u/lazyfoxheart on r/Kurrent #fun fact this is the highest quality version of this image that exists online #i know because i've been looking forever for a version that's clear enough to actually read what hirano wrote under '1443'#but there weren't any so i had to take matters into my own hands #the real image on the back of the guidebook is only 2 inches tall so i had to take this with my smartphone and will my hands not to shake #anyway i'm pretty sure it's supposed to say Eğrigöz (the location vlad was imprisoned) so yeah. thank you hirano very cool #if i might rant for a sec it took me an embarrassingly long time to figure that out because i didn't have the guidebook at first #and in the images i could find online that part was just a blur that looked suspiciously like a person's signature and i was like. who tf #i was thinking matthias corvinus since he issued some political propaganda against vlad iirc but it didn't match his signature on wikipedia #then i thought it might be vlad II dracul's since he probably had to sign an agreement to send his sons over as hostages at some point #but that didnt seem right either so i kept skimming vlad's wiki page #and then i was like goddammit...hirano.....you just misspelled Eğrigöz didn't you.. ....#i maybe should've made a separate post dedicated to this instead of writing a novel in the tags but eh #the hellsing brainrot runs deep #also- i put it in the source link at the bottom of the post but the german inscription is copied off a real woodcut of vlad from 1491 #except instead of depicting him as an adult hirano drew him as a child which gives the inscription a very different feel imo #the one final thing that interests me about this is the fact that hirano published this calendar in 2002 #which is REALLY early in the series. like this was before volume 5 came out??#i have no idea why he decided to do a massive spoiler drop in a random piece of japan-only merch #sandwiched between a drawing of alucard as john travolta from saturday night fever and integra as a fish no less #it makes me really curious to know what the fan response to this was back then. like did people even know who this was #maybe im just an idiot and everyone back then was like 'ah yes its alucard as a 12 year old. how very informative'

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rigginsstreet · 30 days ago

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sorry just thinking about billy being forced to attend neils fundamentalist church his whole life so when hes 17 and halloween rolls around he's made to be an actor in the church's judgement day haunted house where all the kids are split into the tormentors or tormented and at this point billys long been checked out of neils religious bullshit and takes none of this seriously cuz hes got his own catholic faith he practices in secret so when it comes time to do this haunted house hes having a grand ol time basically putting on his own performance of linda blair in the exorcist

#billy hargrove #hes like 'how do i sign up for the gay sex room without being suspicious...'

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an-oddlyfluffycarpet · 2 years ago

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Watched the true Potential episodes again.

#lego ninjago #ninjago #kai smith #kai jiang #ninjago kai #Man #kai was NOT doin' well mentally huh.#like- heres the guy who kidnapped your sister and kinda ruined your life by forcing you to leave your home to save her #hes your roommate now #youre not allowed to be mad at him or anything hes just here #dont be suspicious of him bc hes holding all four golden weapons nooooo #dont try to fight him to prove your worth because all the others unlocked their true potential and you feel like shit #yeah no just listen go sensei wu and trust the guy completly his SON is in there ik he like kidnapped ur sister and hasnt shown any sign-#of caring for family but like. trust me. he does.#oh yeah your gonna have to hold ALL your anger at the dude in no matter what unless you eanna get ostrasized and yelled at.#caspy speaks

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jessaerys · 2 years ago

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people in the notes of that post abt gothic literature saying that gothic lit without incest/murder/misogyny/etc is just "dark academia" 😭 besties don't reveal that you ALSO didn't read the secret history 😭

#also the person in the comments like “hm why put incest in the list though... suspicious and revealing 🤔🤔🤔”#the sign cant stop me because i cant read

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regicidal-defenestration · 1 year ago

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The theme is Just A Typical Neathy Christmas, and what could be more typical than a visit from Mr Sacks!

But what's that beneath its cloak?

Bonus fun fact! Its body is sewn from a blanket, and the fur lining its cape* is cannibalised from an old santa hat

*I knew nothing about making clothes before sewing it. I think I know even less now

#i gave it a little photoshoot because even though i made it i am utterly enamoured by my little guy #no thoughts head empty looking beast #fallen london #fallen london festive fanart competition #also you may notice some L's in the sign look suspiciously like upside down 1s or 7s #my excuse is i had an unfortunate run in with Pages and you cant prove otherwise

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enby-mori · 1 year ago

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I think if any characters were married it would be poe and ranpo.

#accident? purposeful? yes #ranpo would have gotten fukuzawa to procure the paperwork for a partner license and poe would sign it whilst in the middle of writing #they would have gone to the office gotten it filed with suspicious haste and efficience #(and later when poe finds out he'll wonder how they got it done when he's a foreigner)#i like to think that now that ranpo has poe he can now travel the world (lord knows fukuzawa wasn't going to deal with that)#he gets jobs everywhere though he prefers to stay home #one day he gets a job in america and convinces poe to take him #poe is apprehensive #ranpo never accepts jobs there #a week later poe finds himself in another office with more paperwork and the beginnings of a marriage license #ranpo whose only job at this point is to sign smiles cheekily #marriage headcanons #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungo sd #ranpoe #my archive

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libraryspectre · 8 months ago

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Ok usually the spam texts from trump really bug me but this one made me laugh so thanks for that rachel*

*the woman who accidentally used my number to sign up for republican text alerts

#democrats want to SEIZE my properties #for the record the stop thing doesnt work #im not sure that these arent scam texts but i think she may have signed up for multiple cause some just look like fundraising texts #and some are shadier with suspicious links #the rachel saga #trump #politics #<- for blocklists

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braceletofteeth · 10 months ago

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Being aroace is hard because when I see a character I like I don't really go “Wow! I wanna date/rail them or even just someone like them” but more like “Perhaps this is my calling for engineering school... I feel like that's definitely what I'm supposed to do for the next 5 years of my life (I hate math)”

#no because this time I was honestly convinced this was a SIGN OF GOD #I was already imagining the whole thing #looking for colleges and all #until the situation started to look suspiciously like that one time I was also convinced my call was Dentistry 🤪

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shoku-and-awe · 7 months ago

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I live way off on an island, and the creatures here are so weird. People keep talking about "cats" or "birds" but I have no idea what they mean. Could you explain?

Birds, I am not super knowledgeable about, but I'm pretty sure they're some kind of biped. And I'm happy to show you my cat if that would help!

Most cats have pointy ears and a tail, but my cats tail is especially long and fluffy. He spends most of the day grooming himself or sleeping. He curls up like a croissant when he sits, and he likes to pounce on balls of yarn and to sleep in cardboard boxes and in precarious and absurd positions.

Cats will do anything for a piece of fish, but it can hard to teach them tricks. It's not that they don't understand what you're asking; they just aren't always sure they care. And my boy can be pretty aloof, but when he does want affection, he starts to do this wheezy sleepy breathing to summon you to his side. Then, when you pet him, he wheezes in time with each stroke. I love it when my cat purrs for me.

Usually, once he's decided he's done getting loved on, he'll either stop purring to officially dismiss you or he'll wander off to gaze out the window. But sometimes, getting petted reminds him that, deep down inside, he is actually a wild creature! When he remembers this, he likes to roll onto his back and thrash around and rake the air with his back claws and make silly noises.

Which eventually makes him sleepy again, but any sign of gentleness is embarrassing when he's in wild mode, so as a compromise, everyone has to touch his mouth and teeth and exposed throat/belly while commenting on what a fearsome beast he is and how we are all in terrible, terrible danger from his powerful jaws and wild boy ways. This will usually lull him back to sleep.