#susage

[ug1yfurby]

Mmmm "mellis"

[tigerb103]

ok someone needs to go save phil. i volunteer missa, forever, and fit. make his boyfriends team up and bicker their way through saving their man

[minecraftrelatedrandomness]

ALLEGEDLY, the last time p!saus got bit by a venomous snake (fighting an anaconda at the time), he… got someone (read: p!scott) to… suck the venom out…

saus i don't think this is how it works… it straight-up ISN'T how you treat a snake bite……… it doesn't WORK and only worsens chances of infection. SIR???

edit: @cynthrey makea a VERY good point in that ANACONDAS ARENT EVEN VENOMOUS. SAUS WTF ARE YOU ON

edit #2: clip here

[businesspikuk]

Sizzle and Serve: Catering Success with Homemade Burgers and Sausages

In the competitive landscape of snack bars and restaurants, standing out from the crowd is essential for success. One surefire way to captivate customers and keep them coming back for more is by offering tantalizing homemade burgers and sausages. Let's explore how these culinary delights can become the cornerstone of your catering efforts and set your establishment apart from the competition.

Crafting Irresistible Creations: Homemade burgers and sausages hold a special place in the hearts (and stomachs) of food enthusiasts worldwide. By focusing on quality ingredients, meticulous preparation, and bold flavors, you can craft irresistible creations that leave a lasting impression on your customers. Whether it's a juicy beef burger topped with melted cheese and crispy bacon or a savory sausage infused with aromatic herbs and spices, each bite should be a symphony of taste sensations that keep patrons coming back for more.

Tailoring to Customer Preferences: One of the keys to catering success is understanding and accommodating the preferences of your target audience. With homemade burgers and sausages, you have the flexibility to tailor your offerings to suit the tastes and dietary requirements of your customers. Whether they prefer classic meat options, vegetarian alternatives, or artisanal sausage varieties, providing diverse choices ensures that there's something for everyone on your menu. By prioritizing customer satisfaction and culinary excellence, you can build a loyal following and establish your establishment as a go-to destination for mouthwatering fare.

Creating Memorable Dining Experiences: Beyond the delicious flavors and enticing aromas, successful catering is about creating memorable dining experiences that leave a lasting impression on your patrons. From the moment they walk through your doors to the last bite of their meal, every interaction should be infused with warmth, hospitality, and attention to detail. By offering homemade burgers and sausages that exceed expectations in taste, presentation, and service, you can turn casual diners into loyal advocates who eagerly spread the word about your establishment.

Embracing Innovation and Adaptation: In the ever-evolving landscape of food service, innovation and adaptation are essential for staying ahead of the curve. Whether it's incorporating trending ingredients, experimenting with new cooking techniques, or embracing sustainable practices, there are countless opportunities to innovate within the realm of homemade burgers and sausages. By staying attuned to market trends, listening to customer feedback, and continuously refining your offerings, you can ensure that your catering business remains relevant, resilient, and revered by food enthusiasts far and wide.

In conclusion, the path to catering success begins with a sizzle and ends with a satisfied smile. By embracing the timeless appeal of homemade burgers and sausages and infusing them with your own unique flair, you can elevate your catering efforts to new heights and carve out a niche in the competitive culinary landscape.

[rainbowgothdisaster]

eating graciously is great when youre having something you havent had in a while but if you suggest it to me any other time im kill you

[minecraftrelatedrandomness]

Martyn is suddently being shiped with Scott, i dont know how that happened.

I think that started in Limited Life AKA Life series Season 4, where the two were allied and very close. Either way, there was a Thing going on back then and there are still flirty moments now.

MythicalSausage will log onto Pirates, heavily imply he at least watched Martyn and Scott fuck, see corrupted Aimsey on a completely different island to everyone else while looking for treasure, and then the stream will crash during lore

[xxgoblin-dumplingxx]

you are keeping us well fed with the disabled!reader poolverine storyline tysm <3

The older boys, once fed and walked settled in with their devices. Content to play games with Wade and annoy you. The younger, Logan noted, velcroed himself to your side. Wanting to be held, wanting to be snuggled. And you were more than happy to do it.

He didn't want to rough house. When the livingroom devolved into a baby cage match, he brought you a book. Clamoring into your lap. And the two men traded a look.

You gathered him up, kissing the side of his head and just started reading. No questions or protests. And even the Older boys, drawn in by their own memories of story time made their way over with pillows to sprawl on. Settling in with their phones.

They felt a pang. You wouldn't get your own babies to cuddle, but it was pretty clear that the kids that you did get to love knew you were safe in your house. Making themselves at home. All day, they hadn't hesitated to get a snack or tease you. They never flinched at what Wade looked like or Logan's brooding. They knew your world was different even if they didn't know how exactly.

When Ronnie, the youngest dozed off you held him for a little bit before wiggling out and letting him lay on the couch and throwing a blanket over him. "Looks like I should start figuring out dinner, huh?"

"Pizza?" Zach, the oldest put in.

"You got, pizza money, homie?" you ask, leaning on the back of his chair, "Because I got 'works for the state' money and that will not order pizza for you three heathens."

"Aww man-"

"I do have mac and cheese stuff and some smoked susage and green beans, though," you muse.

"But is there extra cheese?" Zach asked.

"Do I look like your mother?"

He grinned and you ruffled his hair, heading to the kitchen to go start cooking and he followed you. Logan listened with half an ear, he knew a kid looking for a pep talk when he saw one.

And when he leaned against your shoulder and you rested your head on his for a second, Logan smiled a little. evidently you did too. "What's wrong, bug?"

"Nothing-"

"Uh-huh."

Zach huffed and you just waited, filling a pot with water and bustling around. "I just- mom's got me signed up for so much shit- and like, why?"

"Mostly because your grandma did it to us," you muse. "And also because she doesn't want you to turn out like us- mostly me."

Zach gave you a look and you smile a little. "I spent an absurd amount of time trying to be someone I wasn't baby. I just... Don't care about cars and having a big ass house. I don't WANT the life they mapped out for me. And even if I DID, I'm not sure I could even do it."

He watched you work for a second and looked at his brothers before looking back at you. "I used to try. And I'm not saying you shouldn't. But. Give yourself some grace... And as hard as it can be, give your mom some grace. She loves you."

He snorted and you crinkle your nose. "She does. Even if she doesn't show it like we want her to- Remember. She ALSO had to survive our parents and live to tell about it."

Zach shook his head, "Grandma is unhinged, dude."

"And she mellowed out once Dad started slipping her Klonopin. So. Imagine what she was like BEFORE that."

"Ugh." Zach shuddered and you nudged him out of your way handing him a soda with a laugh.

[rhapsoddity]

hmm I wonder . . . rhaps can Sausage understand Bubbles in vsau?? bc yes while that technically would be animalspeak, the only universe where it seems to extend outside of Bubbles is ESMP!2 and not like any others (as far as I can remember lol)

I'm mostly just asking for writing purposes :D

sausage cant understand bubbles in this universe BOOO

purely bc even tho its based on ESMP2, not everything is put into it

susage sure acts like he understands bubbles tho

[allcrush]

makn susage

[s0larts]

Family Christmas

( Clock family )

Summary

Grian takes his beloved Mumbo to meet his family. But after meeting Grian's brothers, Mumbo has mixed feelings. He hopes everyone will like him.

Ships :

- Grumbo

- Joel x Susage (+ Hermes kid)

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"Do you think that's a good idea?"

Mumbo stood in front of the mirror, trying to tie his tie. But each time, the tie ended up in some odd shape. He even nearly choked on it once. How? He doesn't know.

"You'd have to get to know them eventually anyway" Grian said, walking over to him and adjusting his tie "Now it's better."

"I didn't think I'd get to know them all at once..." he mumbled, running a hand through his black hair. He was stressed out terribly. What if they don't like him? It's enough that Grian's siblings don't like him very much. But that's probably because he spends quite a lot of time with him.

He remembered meeting Grian's siblings for the first time. What they liked to call themselves "Bad Boys".

It was in a coffee shop. Grian went to order them something to drink and he stayed with Jimmy and Joel. Quite an uncomfortable moment. Both of them stared at him with unsatisfied eyes.

"Um... So... Nice to meet you," mumbo muttered, trying to start a conversation.

"Is that so?" Joel spoke up with one eyebrow raised.

"Yeah. Is that so?" repeated Jimmy.

"...Yeaaah?" replied Mumbo, not knowing what else to do.

Once again, silence fell between them. Mumbo didn't know what to talk to them about.

"...Okay 'Mumbo'. Let's be clear," Joel said after a moment, placing the menu at the end of the table to hide them "We don't like you."

"Ou..." muttered the moustached man, pressing his lips into a straight line.

"And we don't like you spending time with our boy" added Jimmy, and the feathers on his wings puffed up from his anger.

"Because of this, we can't do our bad boys stuff. Do you understand?" Joel continued, staring at the confused black-haired man.

"Um... I think so...?" replied Mumbo, not knowing whether to feel embarrassed or scared.

"Good" said Jimmy, putting down the menu as Grian returned to the table.

"Something happened?" Pesky Bird asked smiling, as he sat down next to Mumbo.

"Nothing" Joel replied with Jimmy smiling innocently at him.

"Do you think they'll like me...?" Mumbo asked, standing with Grian in front of the apartment door.

They both said they would go here together. Grian's brothers should arrive in a while. They probably weren't happy to go without their third Bad Boy...

"Of course they will" he replied with a smile, straightening his Christmas scarf. Rather strange to see a person in a leather jacket and sunglasses, wearing a Christmas sweater and scarf underneath. But that's how Grian was. And Mumbo loved him for that.

"What if not?" repeated Mumbo, grabbing his hand as he was about to ring the doorbell "Maybe I should go home though? There will be another holiday next year!"

"Mumbolio Jumbolio. You are amazing person. I'm sure they'll like you," Grian replied, intertwining their fingers together. He smiled warmly at him, which made Mumbo feel warm all over his face. Sometimes he hated that his whole face could turned red.

"And if they don't like you, you'll have to deal with that because we're staying for the night. he said, and as Mumbo ignored his hand, he pressed the doorbell.

"...WAIT. WHAT?"

Mumbo didn't even have time to react when he heard footsteps and shouts from behind the door. After a while, the door opened, and a rather tall and well-built brunette with scars stood in it. He was wearing a rather neon outfit, reminiscent of the 90s or 80s.

"GRIAN. MY FAVORITE WEIRD COUSIN!"

They both began to be happy to see each other. Like teenagers girls squealing, when they see their best friend. At the end they hugged tightly, as if they hadn't seen each other for many years. Although, as far as Mumbo knew, they had seen each other maybe two weeks ago. Plus they often talked on the phone. They even could talked for over an hour. HOUR.

But back to Mumbo. He stood like a pillar of salt behind Grian, not knowing what to do.

"...I'm like a stick" he thought, looking at his beloved's cousin "He could break me like a match..." he added, glancing down.

When Mumbo had a breakdown, Grian had already exchanged a few words with Scar. He immediately took Mumbo's arm, pulling him closer.

"Hi! I'm Scar" he greeted with a smile, extending his hand to Mumbo.

"Hello... I'm match ... I MEAN... I'm Jumbo Mumbo! No, wait! Mumbo Jumbo! Yes! I'm Mumbo Jumbo" He quickly grabbed his hand, feeling sweat trickle down his temple. He was obviously very nervous.

"...It's really nice to meet you Mumbo Jumbo!" he laughed, unable to stop himself.

Grian also chuckled softly, and Mumbo felt his whole face turn red once again. He looked down quickly, trying not to die of embarrassment.

"Hah... Sorry... I couldn't help myself!" he mumbled with a smile, stepping away from the door so they could come in.

Grian stepped inside, dragging an embarrassed Mumbo with him.

"I will die here" Mumbo thought as he slowly took off his boots and jacket.

As soon as they took off their jackets, Grian walked towards the living room with his cousin. Mumbo was left alone in the hall. What was he supposed to do? follow them? He didn't want to disturb them... But he couldn't stand here either. That would be rude!

Luckily, he didn't have to wait long when he felt someone's touch. He shuddered, suddenly interrupting his thoughts. He looked down, noticing a white-haired boy with a red bandana.

"Hello mr. tall!" he smiled at Mumbo, showing two holes in his teeth "You came with cousin Grain?" he added, some of the words rather slurred.

"Um... Yeah" replied Mumbo, not quite knowing how to behave around a child. He rarely had contact with children!

"Wanna play with me?" he asked, tugging on Mumbo's suit sleeve.

"...Sure" He smiled uncertainly at the white-haired boy, feeling him being pulled towards one of the rooms.

°^°^°^°^°

"How did I end up here..." Mumbo thought as he was sitting on a small chair and was strapped to it.

He did not expect that Bdubs, who had already introduced himself to him, would tie him to a children's chair and make him a victim. He was joined by his friend - Hermes. Apparently it was Joel's son. And he, seeing this situation, would even like to join. But then he'd rather tie Mumbo to the train tracks...

"Ha! You won't free Mr. Jumbo!" cried Bdubs, holding his wooden sword in his hand. Before him stood Hermes; blond with a purple streak in his hair. He had a plastic revolver in his hand and a cowboy hat.

"You can't escape the law!" he exclaimed, mimicking the sounds of gunfire.

"Oh noooooo!" Bdubs theatrically lay down on the ground, pretending to be shot. He glanced in Mumbo's direction, urging him on with his hand.

"...Uh... Oh! My savior!" he mumbled, sighing softly. His back was starting to hurt from sitting in the tiny chair.

"Okay kids. Go play somewhere else and stop bullying your uncle" The red-haired woman leaned out from door frame. She had a stack of plates in her hand, wanting to start putting everything on the table.

"Okay mom!" answered Bdubs, then he and Hermes ran out of the room.

"Sorry Mumbo. I didn't see that the kids had already gotten you" she laughed softly, as she saw him strapped to the kids chair.

"No, no... It's okay! That was... Something" Mumbo laughed softly as well, rising to his feet.

However, he was still tied to the chair. That's why he now stood slightly bent over, still having the chair tied to him.

"Wait, I'll help you!" she laughed, placing the plates on the cupboard and helping him untie the string.

"Thank you ma'am" he thanked, putting down the chair carefully. He could finally stretch out! What a relief!

"You don't have to call me ma'am! Enough Cleo!" she smiled at him, taking the plates back into her hands.

"I-I'll help!" he immediately grabbed most of the plates.

"Oh... Thank you!" She smiled at him, then headed for the dining room. Mumbo followed right behind her.

Cleo went to the kitchen when Mumbo started to put all the plates on the table. He noticed that Bdubs and Hermes ran through the dining rooms from time to time. He smiled slightly, noticing it out of the corner of his eye. It was a really lovely sight. Sam lived alone, so he wasn't used to the family and loud atmosphere.But it didn't even bother him. He even got used to it.

But what he liked the most was when everyone sat down at the table. The whole family and him. Although he even started to get along with some. He also started working as an electrician when traffic jams blew out. Everyone enjoyed eating and talking together. And he could spend time with Grian.

Scar even wanted to get them some mistletoe. However, Mumbo ended up with it in the eye. It wasn't supposed to end this way, but at least he got a kiss on the cheek. Even though that was how the evening ended, Mumbo was having a good time. He readily agreed to stay for the night.

"And was there anything to worry about?" Grian asked with a smile.

"Honestly? I'd love to come next Christmas," Mumbo replied, closing his eyes.

[coldpintglass]

meal prep for week ahead includdddddes:

Roasted pumpkin, truffle Gouda and pea buckwheat risotto (a leftover/cupbaord combo)

Pasta ala puttanesca (landlord style - anchovies melted in butter with onion, garlic, tomato paste, capers and sliced black olives. Bow pasta because it’s pretty)

Zuppa Toscana (introduced via a neopet friend (yes I am serious) during the pandemic - spicy susage meat, kale, onion, garlic, chilli, potato, chicken stock and a bit of cream and smoked paprika at the end)

which I whipped up some quick Fry bread to go with it (natural yogurt and self raising flour, YIPEEEE!!!)

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

i have come just to say this

susages

that is all, thank you for coming to my TED talk

[minecraftrelatedrandomness]

there p!sausage goes, robbing the herons' fridge because man can barely cook to save his life, and... there we go again. head in hands moment. again.

[homuku]

good burger

worked hard on it and wow paid off

italian susage sausage

*sausage

sausage fucks but im not sure it would be good on a burger. sick pix as always bro. bro.

[steampunkedparm]

susage AND scott have tattoos??? FUCK YEAH?? THE MINCEFRST MEN GOT THE TATTOOS IN THE MINECRAFT