#surferbro

[sonsick]

Goodmorning ☀️🌿🌊

[feastofsnakes]

Just found out today that inland empire is a real phrase used to describe a part of real life california and now ive decided that that skill is just harrys surferbro and/or stoner part

[marmidas]

It was a successful party!

And I seriously can’t make Sam’s personality up. I can’t believe he’s rolled for all those traits. A surferbro who wants to become a vampire. 

[haneys]

I have new ocs btw lol and once again they came to me inna dream. breezy surferbro bleached blonde. roots showing five o'clock shadow on. flip flops on. Hawaiian shirt flaying open. corny top scars tatts. he really dgaf. trans biaro. he's just kinds letting the days go by chilling and being dope. no the sharpest tool in the shed but he emits chill vibes plus is a handyman so ppl vibe with him. big family. there's also this other guy who's kinda a rich fail son that's being very burned out by the whole yoire gonna take iver the company from ur dad so now ur basicislly being ceo junior and trying to learn how to not tank it. and there's also the dad. the dad was like the fucking vampire dad from hotel transylvania fucking help me. surfbro and failson met for a brief moment because the Richfam were doing some how about we all spend a day like Nirmal People I prommy were not detached from how normal people live trust me. and then they were having like the worst day in the beach the dad was really like well this fucking sucks while the mom (I want her so bad) was like meh but also thought it was funny to see the dad be mad as hell. failson before all that was like yeah I'm straight I'm just so busy with the whole ceo thing I don't have the time to date and think abt women👍 and then he ran into the surfbro amd he was like oh I am a homo. cool. this is not confusing at all and also I'm gonna behave so normal and natural rn. surely. and it was like the worst floppiest try at flirting ever. and I mean to be fair he kinda just had a personal revelation and also tried to date like probably once in his life but still it was really funny to see. surfbrobdidnt even register he was being hit on. he was like you're kinda weird lol let's hang out. failson had like heart eyes aura the entire time. the dad was like YOURE FUCKING KIDDING ME.???? he really didn't like that. not even the fact that turns out his son is gay he dgaf it was just the person he chose. like litersly super diving behind a McDonald's wpuld get someone better. he was seething and malding. the mom thought it was VERY VERY funny exactly because he was malding. but oh well the day comes to and end and thay all can move on surely right. 🤨 wrong. anyway to make it short failson gets surfbro to work for him, mostly secretary style, since he was looking for a more stable job than his odd jobs and repair work around the neighborhood. failson is having a great time. the mom really likes surfbro and thinks he's funny to have around. all the staff loves him. the dad tries to kill him. I mean no like litersly he's so mad 80% of the dream was dad teying to kill him looney tunes style he tried to drop a piano on him. he tried to flatten him with a mullet. the got surfbro escaping a big rolling stone. litersly cartoon saw traps. but surfbro has maxed out luck Stat he isn't even AVARE. failson is like hey I know my dad doesn't like u too much I hope he haven't been giving u any problems and surfbro is like nah it's ok 👍 unaware there's an angry lion waiting for him in the break room but becayse if bizzare chain if events he ends up safe and sound and the lion mauls the dad etc. it was so so so great. genuelly the dad surfbro stuff was better to me than the gay love winning thing. truly the dream of all time

[dansardi]

Surfer bro I saw at Santa Monica, watermelon shorts 

[hubimages]

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[storyofmychoices]

Doctor Bryce Lahela : #surferbro

@choicesjunechallenge : beach/ocean

[choicesmonthlychallenge]

day thirteen

[June Challenge Masterlist]

⟢Open Heart:⟢

Like the Ocean [Bryce Edit] by @storyofmychoices​ ⟢

​She Listens to You … Kind of [Ethan x MC] @ethanramseysrookiexox​ ⟢

#SurferBro [Bryce Aesthetic] @storyofmychoices​

[aundrealily23]

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I didn’t mean to take this in slo-mo but 🤙🏽🏄🏻‍♂️💁🏽‍♀️✌🏽 #surferbro (at Lake Murray) https://www.instagram.com/p/BzBvxO5nR8K/?igshid=1fzey475lqbwl

[mythcookierunocs]

Tropical Rainbow Punch

Rarity: Legendary

Stamina: 290

Combi Pet: Volcanic Tiki Torch

Combi Bonus: Changes Bonus Time to SurferBro, giving the Cookie permanent surf effect while in Bonus Time and creates 3 obstacles to destroy.

Abilities: As the cookie runs, an energy bar (with 5 sections to fill) fills 1 bar per 10 seconds, jump is replaced with surf, when surfing, the cookie creates a Rainbow Tropical Popsicle Surfboard, gains a slight boost effect, and drains 1/2 of an energy bar section per 5 seconds. If the cookie destroys 10 obstacles while using this ability, gain +2,000,000 and 1 Alphabet Jelly that has not yet been collected.

Magic Candy: When Cookie Surfs, all Jellies turn into Soda Crystal Jellies (Soda Crystal Jellies grant +7,000 to Jellies original value and increased Cookie’s speed while they use Surf).

Volcanic Tiki Torch: Creates Flaming Tiki Potions at given intervals (heals 30 stamina and gives gradually increasing blast effect for 5 seconds)

Story: A Cookie that seemingly came out of nowhere... Tropical Rainbow Punch claims he had come from an island far away from the oven where he had found a magical lake of rainbow punch, drinking said Punch gave him the ability to bend the ocean to his will, transmuting the water into the same Punch substance he had drank from before. Occasionally he will travel back to the island, honing his surf skills and acting as a sort of guardian for the island. They say his powers are so intense, he was able to calm even the most powerful of sea creatures…..

Quote: “What’s up Bro? Wanna go hit the waves with me and that Soda Kid?”

Relationships:

[Admiration] Crab Apple Cookie- “Ahhh, so cute....... wait, what was I doing again?”

[Trust] Squid Ink Cookie- “Kid’s not doin’ anything wrong! Just give them a chance!”

[Friendly] Soda Cookie- “Whats up bro! Let’s go and surf some more!”

Crab Apple Cookie

Rarity: Legendary

Stamina: 150

Combi Pet: Duriant

Combi Bonus: +3,000 to all Jellies after first revival

Abilities: Cookie transforms at the start of the run into Crab Apple Leviathan, replacing Jump and Slide with two claws that destroy obstacles and collect jellies (While Cookie is in Crab Apple Leviathan form, creates Apple Stem obstacles at given intervals [Apple Stem obstacles act as normal obstacles]).

Magic Candy: When an obstacle is destroyed in Crab Apple Leviathan form, a secondary stamina gauge and a tertiary Apple Core gauge are filled until the cookie runs out of stamina. Dependent upon how much the Stamina meter is filled, Cookie will be revived in regular cookie form with up to 170 Stamina. Dependent upon how much the Apple Core meter is filled, Cookie will receive up to +80,000,000 . In cookie form, when obstacles are destroyed, Cookie gains +5 stamina per obstacle.

Crabby Coconut: Pinches Jellies at given intervals (Pinched Jellies grant Stamina Drain Nullification for 4 seconds and +1,000 to all Jellies that are the same as the Pinched Jelly).

Story: Crab Apple was not always the friendly Island-Dwelling Basket Weaving Cookie he is known to be today. Crab Apple was once a massive oceanic menace, terrorizing the seas and causing tempests everywhere he roamed. That was, until Tropical Rainbow Punch was able to lift the curse placed upon him by granting him access to the Rainbow Punch Lake. Now, with the help of Tropical Rainbow Punch, he is learning to control his powers.

Quote: “I used to be a monster y’know...”

Relationships:

[Admiration] Tropical Rainbow Punch- “He’s such an idiot........ but he is a cute one......”

[Friendly] Squid Ink Cookie- “I feel sorry for them, it’s not fun being called the monster.”

[Tension] Alchemist Cookie- “for the last time, I’m not that gross type of crab apple, stop asking me for flavor analysis samples!”

One of my older Cookie OC Pairings, TRP Cookie is the first image and CA Cookie is the second! Decided to make some tropical cookies a while back, Crab Apple is based off of an image I saw of some tropical apples that were shaped into little crabs. Art by @diond-drawingthings !

Please do not tag as Kin/ID/Me, you will be blocked.

[maudit-innocent]

puka shell neckaces are just surferbro chokers

[abimee]

How can you listen to Hopes and Dreams and hear that fake shred and think hm. yes he's going to look like a California surferbro and not a guy who'll tell you how And Justice For All is the weakest album

Human Asriel god of hyperdeath designs where he's blonde and tall are stupid give him curly black hair to his ass and a Wavecaster full of stars and make him a metalhead with tats

[gettingawaywithcoliver]

pls provide your thoughts on Connor having Jack's short haircut this season

Hair discourse was one of my favorite dumb topics last year so I’m kinda thrilled it’s lived on for another season lol. I was pretty openly not into the cowabunga surferbro look he was rocking in court last year (the trim he got for 3B looked better though), but I certainly didn’t expect such a change!

Neither Season 3 or Season 4′s looks would be something I would point to as a “Connor Walsh” look - but that’s also just me clinging to the earlier “hairgel” era I guess?

Cutting your hair often symbolizes a new start after some dramatic times - that would certainly fit if it was the new narrative for Connor. Or this had nothing to do with the show and Jack just got tired of all the hair on his head with the summer heat bearing down on him? But it’s more fun to theorize lol.

The buzz also clearly means another timejump which I’m sad about, not that I expected them to pick up where they left off with the proposal since Pete rarely lets Connor & Oliver have these serious talks on-camera…but it’s still a bummer.

[storyofmychoices]

Recent Fic List #5

Tumblr tags seem to still be hit or miss, so I figured I would just keep doing these recent fic summary posts every few weeks for anyone who wants to keep up with what I’m writing :)

Previous Fic [List #1]  ☆  [List #2] ☆ [List #3] ☆ [List #4] ☆ [List #5] ☆ [List #6] ☆ [List #7]

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Thomas Hunt x MC/Alex Spencer [HWU]  {RCD}

The Bogart Diaries #5: Happiness is Cold Watermelon: Thomas and Alex take Bogart on his first picnic of the Summer

A Father’s Day Gift... or Three: Thomas celebrates his first Father’s Day. Family fluff with the twins!

The Bogart Diaries #6: Playground Fun: Alex and Thomas take Bogart for a walk in the park.

Thomas Hunt x MC/Alex Spencer [Hollywood U] & Ben Park (#LoveHacks)

HWU108:Zaria: Alex and Thomas discuss the future of the film and the possible part Alex could play. Ben provides some encouraging words.

Ethan Ramsey x MC/Ellie Shepherd

Across the Table: Ellie and Ethan have dinner in hopes of discussing their relationship

Four Words: Ethan finally is ready to do something about his feelings for Ellie 🍋🍋🍋

Morning (drabble): Ethan and Ellie snuggle in bed the morning after. 

Meet my MC: Meet Ellie Shepherd

Bryce Lahela x MC/Olivia Hadley

#SurferBro: a Bryce moodboard

Meet my MC: Meet Olivia Hadley

Dance with Me: Bryce wants to have some fun in the rain.

On-Call: Olivia and Bryce meet up in the On-Call room. A fluffy drabble.

Midnight Texts: Olivia can’t sleep, so she texts Bryce

Mal Volari x MC/Daenarya

When They’re Ready: The group discusses Mal & Daenarya’s not so secret relationship.

The First Save: Mal and Daenarya are fixing up the orphanage, but they can’t be done soon enough when they meet a little boy in need of their help.

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If you wish to be tagged in any fics/pairings, just let me know :) Thank you for all the love and support! <3

[cockbiteindustries]

My dude, I’m scared of a world where to be a free spirit you have to catch giant war forks from stabbing your young prettyboy surferbro face.

It has come to my attention that Aquaman (2018) is just a shameless ripoff of the Mattel classic, Barbie: A Mermaid Tale.

We have the child of a mermaid queen and a regular human guy 

who was brought up in the human world as a free spirit,

who talks to sea creatures,

who is fated to take over the throne of an underwater kingdom (where all the buildings are round and mushroom-y)

which is currently being occupied by an evil, power-hungry relative

with an army of sharks

And their unique position, straddling the human world and the underwater world, is at first a burden but ends up being their greatest strength

… I’m just saying

[karmaphone]

thinkin bout thos early 2000s himbos. miss me some surferbros and skaterdudes