#surface sanitizers

[sterloc]

The Civil Code of Holiday Cheer

Amidst the chaos of celebrations, make sure you're protected from winter diseases and soaring JN.1 Covid by following this civil code of holiday season.

[commandertartarsmoocher]

Tartar, what would u do if one of your sanitized smooched you

Tartar seems to have a strong aversion towards any sort of affection...

[violethursday]

I would like to dedicate the song Girls Just Wanna Have Fun to the rival octolings

[thywheelof-fate]

I'm choosing to believe that bane and bhaal have a hard time seeing what goes down in the hells which led durgetash to not just complete a successful heist but fuck as many times as possible while they were there aaaand send tweet

[riotbeankai]

I've only been on this dosage of testosterone gel for what, like, a year? how many times do I have to get it refilled before they figure out HOW MANY TO GIVE ME for a 30 DAY FUCKIN SUPPLY for FUCK'S SAKE

[spleen9000]

huh apparently wood cutting boards are fairly antimicrobial due to absorption of moisture by the wood and (depending on your washing & prep practices) can harbor less bacteria than plastic cutting boards

[butchlifeguard]

finally got my first aid kit set up. mostly prompted by my friend needing a bandaid today and i was like no fucking way my job is bandaid and i dont have one.

[wolfram-afternoons]

if a friend who thinks you're planning on defenestrating yourself in the coming moonlight writes to you that there are many helplines you can call & renegs on calling themselves, as they are usually wrought-cheeriloo-hoppa-lo to do i think you should be legally allowed to use their arterial blood as a salad condiment. just once

[asheoninactive]

i need to like . make a post that like properly constructs my opinion on modern vocaloid music but like i swear they dont make music like they used to nowadays and it kind of blows

[weirdgirlvampire]

Saltburn didn’t fundamentally change me as a person

[conflictedkismet]

agent 8 and a sanitized octoling. they used to be friends but now have vague familiarity in place of memories.

[iguinn]

the horror we felt when realized we had accidentally spilled soda over the cover of "No Longer Human"...

[thr4shit]

I get being worried about possibly infecting other people but I feel like there's a difference between that and telling us (essentially forcing us out of guilt) to clorox EVERY surface we touch and saying stuff like "I bet we all already got it" because of simply being near me. :/ and people wonder why i don't like them...

[svsaqua]

Sewage treatment plants play a crucial role in environmental protection by treating wastewater to remove contaminants before it is discharged back into natural water bodies or reused. These facilities utilize various physical, chemical, and biological processes to purify sewage, ensuring that harmful pollutants such as pathogens, organic matter, and toxic chemicals are effectively removed or reduced to safe levels. By treating sewage, these plants help safeguard public health, prevent water pollution, and support sustainable water management practices essential for communities and ecosystems alike.

[sndwave]

work: ok lots of ppl are getting sick so here's some bottles of hand sanitizer & wash ur hands we cant do anything else lol

me, who hasnt stopped wearing a mask to work/public for almost 5 years: absolutely no other possible solutions to preventing spread yep uh huh yep

[gottfrieds]

it is amazing to me, in recent years, how many people are actively dismissing two of the most basic, core tenets of infection prevention (keeping hands and surfaces sanitized)