#super mario memes

[briceterry04]

I love them both, fight me.

[kinopeachy]

princess peach showtime meme i made

[wizardryplanet]

Luigi and Luma hatching a plot to escape Bowser castle:

[king-k-ripple]

Guys, I have a theory.

So here’s Mr. L from Paper Mario:

Now let’s take a look at the box art of Mario Kart Double Dash:

“Luigi” on Mario Kart Double Dash’s box art is secretly Mr. L / The Green Thunder!

[nyoclosmom]

i promise i'll stop bullying daisy

(also, this is the last one YAYYY)

creds to @bxqsl on tik tok for the template

[foreverfandom50-50]

[cosmo-production]

Hey remember the time Bowser tried to sell peach into ACTAL SLAVERY, TWICE.

Man the TV show was wild

"this cant be real right they would never allow that

check the episode for yourself

Karate Koopa - episode 51 or 41 (wiki says 41 but Google says 51)

[mrjinx87]

Posted originally by @simpsons_meme_factory:

“Wa-hoooooo!! 🍄🐢”

[nm-mattuz]

My genius strikes again!

[koopalings4life]

Super Mario Shower Thoughts

(Cross-posted from my Wattpad account because people need to see this)

Every time Mario defeats the Koopalings and Bowser Jr in battle, he is committing child abuse.

How does Wendy's bow stay on if she has no hair?

If we tally up every foe that Mario has squashed, burned, thrown off cliffs or killed in other ways, Mario has committed and is still committing mass genocide. 

How do Iggy's glasses not fall off when he walks on ceilings?

If Ludwig can flutter-jump and levitate, how does he fall off his airship?

If the Koopalings were truly Bowser's children, then they wouldn't be answering to Junior in Bowser Junior's Journey. If anything, Junior would be answering to them and Ludwig would be the Crown Prince.

If Dry Bones' are dead Koopas, then Mario has no idea if he's stomping on a Koopa who died hundreds of years ago or a Koopa he himself has killed.

Are Boos the spirits of dead people, or do they occur naturally?

If Bowser and his kids don't wear clothes, and they can't take off their shells, and we can't see any genitals, then how do they reproduce?

If Ludwig has that triangular fang in the middle of his mouth, can he theoretically breathe heart-shaped fireballs?

How come Ludwig can breathe fire but none of the other Koopalings can?

Why is Princess Peach called a princess if she's the rightful sovereign of the Mushroom Kingdom?

How does Morton have dark scales when no other Koopa we've ever seen has dark scales?

How do the Koopalings, Bowser Junior and Bowser not have serious brain damage after having their heads stomped on so many times?

Why is it that Bowser, Bowser Junior and Ludwig can all breathe fire, and yet, are hurt by fire?

Toadette is the only Toad we've ever seen that has those weird pigtails growing out of her head. What is she?

How does Ludwig's hair work? He's energetically fighting Mario in the crows nest of an airship that's thousands of feet in the air in relatively heavy wind, being stomped on the head frequently and levitating, and yet, not a hair is out of place.

How do Roy's sunglasses stay on when the frames have no visible legs? They are literally balanced on his snout.

How does Mario hold his breath underwater for so long without turning blue or dying?

Why does Bowser call it a 'Family vacation' in Super Mario Sunshine when he has 7 other children who are not present?

How does anyone breathe in Super Mario Galaxies 1 and 2? Surely, not all planets can have a breathable atmosphere.

When Peach asks Bowser Junior "I'm your...mama?" In Super Mario Sunshine, this implies that Peach has, at some point, had sex with Bowser, which is impossible, as previously stated by the fact that Bowser has no genitals. 

How can Mario traverse jungles, deserts and volcanic regions without stopping for water once?

Why does Mario wear the same clothes in deserts, mountains, jungles and whatever snow biomes are called?

How does Ludwig eat with that strange middle fang? Does he chip glasses and accidentally bite cutlery a lot?

If Bowser, Bowser Junior and the Koopalings die without having children, then the whole Dragon Koopa race will be extinct.

Why is Peach the Princess  of the Mushroom Kingdom when she's a human and all of her citizens are Toads?

How the hell did Iggy domesticate a Chain Chomp to the point that it became his pet?

If a Koopa dies, does it become a Boo or a Dr Bones?

[cometmedalchavez]

Wow, Lumalee, you sure look… different!

[briceterry04]

I love them both, fight me: the sequel

[jdmario]

Wait, people ACTUALLY ship Bowser x Luigi?!

[wizardryplanet]

I feel bad for everyone else who’s thinking what I’m thinking….

[king-k-ripple]

[prokopetz]

Wrong: Ada Lovelace invented computer science and immediately tried to use it to cheat at gambling because she was Lord Byron's daughter.

Right: Ada Lovelace invented computer science and immediately tried to use it to cheat at gambling because that was the closest you could get in 1850 to being a Super Mario 64 speedrunner.