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being a true comrade to my brothers during NNN by offering my services of diy castration right from my van
#super convenient#just give me you credit card information#and we can get this done as soon as possible#happy#nnn
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two jews three opinions until it's the wrong opinion and they're not a "real" jew anymore apparently
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Still thinking about Gortash’s coronation and how smoothly he cuts a Durge off from their companions (and wishing we had a follow up with that)
The first words out of his mouth are that he cares about them- anybody else who remembers Durge has only distain for them, but not him- he’s happy to see them, he missed them, they’re his favorite assassin and he’s only glad to see them alive
And then he takes it a step further by providing insight into their past, something Ketheric refused to do for them- and Gortash isn’t dumb. He knows exactly how Durge’s companions will react, knows that he’s effectively outing Durge when he so easily could have pulled them to the side instead
And when their companions snap at them and refuse to look at them, Gortash is still smiling. Suddenly, he’s the nicest person in the room. Suddenly, everything is unstable and dangerous- but he likes you. He’s sitting there with open arms while the companions are rightfully so mad with Durge, but Gortash is more than happy to resume their alliance
He’s more than happy to be their sole source of comfort again, and isn’t he just so sweet for that?
#anyways really wish we did have a follow up- it feels like he so very effectively gets between Durge and their companions#and all of the companions are rightfully mad at them#and then you just keep on trucking along and eventually it feels like that conversation didn’t happen#which is too bad- I think it could be a lot of fun to put more pressure on Durge and co#and I think it’s a fun insight into Gortash’s character#he’s remarkably honest during that whole conversation and it’s all incredibly manipulative#plus I like to think he knows how finicky durge can be- and how quickly they feel backed up against a wall when their friends snap at them#and there he is. conveniently offering a different option#conveniently offering for them to fall back into step#which is nifty! mostly because it’s both caring (as much as someone like Gortash knows how to) and super manipulative#durgetash#Durge#enver gortash#bg3#bg3 spoilers
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something something… something.. (ik the second pic is not confirmed to be oscar but hey, my super power is imagination soooooo
#landoscar#idk guys honestly#mctwinks#au#super market#when your local f1 driver shows up at a convenience store at 3AM#and u don’t know he’s an f1 driver#this can go lots of ways honestly#fanfic#f1 rpf#im a plot maker not a plot doer
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A couple extra thoughts..
#makedy#super mario bros#i dont know what to tag this as i hate coming up with names for things#idk if you noticed but i made a font for my handwriting. So convenient why didnt i do this sooner#superlands
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she’s like if the virgin mary smoked a pack of pall malls every day 🚬
#sims 4#the sims community#simblr#ts4#sims 4 edit#mysims#drawing/editing these tears took actual years off my life#editing this in general did but the tears were my hell#her name is norma jean named after her grandmother but she goes by either jeanie or jj#she works at the local convenience store and bartends at night when shes able to pick up shifts#shes the worst bartender in existence and refuses to lift anything over 2 pounds#she once convinced a customer to buy her a sweater because she looked a little cold while working#she lied and said her manager never lets them turn on the heat and casually mentioned pennys was selling her favorite sweater#and then described in detail exactly where the sweater was in the store#all she had to do was blink her big brown eyes and call them baby a few times and they immediately folded#she goes to church 7 days a week even though she hates it because that's what she did when her mom was still alive#and its one of the few things that helps her feel close to her mom#her mom died after she had to drop out of highschool to take care of her#she holds a lot of resentment for having to give up such a big part of her life#but at the same time blames herself for not being able to make her mom better#she doesnt believe in banks and hides money around her house to store it but she's also super forgetful#she'll randomly find money around the house and then treat herself like it was present she meant to leave for her future self#she loves crosswords but treats it like a fun game and refuses to check if her answers are ever right#there's ur fun little facts about jeanie 🫵🏼
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Is Starscream the best big brother? No. Is he trying his best? Uhh, sometimes?
#A bit of a confession#years ago I did not think Windblade was real until I saw a toy of her in 5 and below#Like I thought that she was a popular oc that was Starscreams daughter or sister because her design looked too cool to be canon lmao#I did buy her toy it was 5 bucks#I also got a Megatron figure at 5 and below#you know how I make bumblebee ratchets son? yeah Windblade is the Starscream equivalent#they have the exact same color palate it makes things more convenient#this is super self indulgent#starscream#I gave him seto kaibas hair here it just fits#windblade#listen I did not interact with any of the things she was in#my fav design of her is the Star Trek crossover comic specifically#transformers#transformers fanart#maccadams#I should really stop posting at 2am to 4am but my tired brain wants to draw#ive been drawing alot of evil starscream have so tonight heres some less evil starscream
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#maccadam#baby need smoko#constructicons#tf scavenger#cw smoking#art tag that is super easy and convenient to type out
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awful seedy gas station job
#arknights#platinum (arknights)#blemishine (arknights)#maria working and having fun at her job and getting stuff super late at the convenience store and dealing with this#blemiplat
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alright, I am changing clays. I’m so tired of porcelain 😤 so much cracking! still!! even after getting a humidifier for the study. I live in a super dry place and I think porcelain just… isn’t meant to live here.
so I’m going to be trying a mixed studio clay which is like an off white with occasional speckles. I’ve been resisting doing that because sgraffito looks so crisp when the clay is really white, but it might not be worth the stress. plus it’ll be easier for sculptural work.
#rambling#fucking porcelain#I started using this clay because it’s the only white clay available for sale at the studio I work out of#I don’t have a car or the ability to drive so it’s hard for me to get across town and buy a few heavy boxes of clay#so getting it at the studio was super convenient#but porcelain is cruel to me#so#it’s over#we’re breaking up#I was originally told this clay was just a white stomeware but that person was misinformed
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so guysss hiiii. sighs
#multiple tomatoes thrown at me#twisted wonderland#twst#art tag#jamil viper#azul ashengrotto#jamiazu#azujami#ashenviper#azul kickijg jamil is supposed to be a reminder abt azuls super octopus strenght lol#he could breaj out of jamils grip any day. he just gets embarassed and Conveniently forgets#Yup
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Whereas my future foe found me fascinating, I still believed him begging for my fist.
#gpose#gposers#ffxiv gpose#ffxiv#ffxiv screenshots#miqo'te#wol oc#ffxiv wol#lillian post#Hi Lahabrea. How's the wife doing these days? Not dead yet I hope?#accompanying post in three minutes lmao#also until making this set I wasn't aware the skeletons had nostril bones. Super convenient when posing someone taking a sniff
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Well, originally I was going to use the fact that I went to a museum and walked a lot and am super tired as an excuse not to post today…
But thanks to a heavy storm, I no longer have power.
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Thanks to a Townsends video today I learned Tears Of The Kingdom’s baked onions aren’t so strange after all, in fact “roasted” onions have some neat culinary & medicinal history irl! 👀
(I’ve also seen ppl speculate stambulbs to be garlic, which pretty closely related to the onion anyways so..)

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#Tears Of The Kingdom#LOZ Meta#Fantasy Anthropology#This channel has been a godsend for understanding like culinary history in general btw#B/c it focuses on the practical lives of everyday people 👀#& the eras covered happen to line up culturally to many LOZ games conveniently well 😁#Like obviously LOZ is fantasy but since Mideval(TM) fantasies are at least losely inspired from reality the context is often super helpful😁#Legend Of Zelda#Feel free to tag as LU or any Linksmeet#loz#Tloz#totk#loz totk#Linked Universe#LU Wild#Food
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fray where are you,,, not blessing my dash :((
*jk jk live ur life i just realized there was a lack of frayposting in on my page

JUST BEEN KINDA BUSY RECENTLY,, i also have this app that locks tumblr on my phone and i would need to wait for 1 min to unlock it and atp ive alr contemplated that i should be doing something else LMFAOSAHHQ
#and i only have 15 mins every unlock and i would need to scroll super fast so i can catch up with my dash LMFAOSHAH#and i only have 8 unlocks i dont want to waste it all in one go#plus it takes me more than 15 mins to even articulate and think abt what i want to say in a post so yk 😭😭😭#unless im shitposting#i mean i can always open it on the web if i ever need to but tumblr phone is just so much more convenient#also ive just been spending more time on my drawings which is good !! quality over quantity and all that ig#once i get my shit together trust ill pop up more#franswers
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Share with the class some of your favorite young revolutionists/parents Vander and Silco headcannons.
Despite all the stress and busy-ness of their lives during those early days it's actually some of the simplest times of their lives because the goals, especially their long-term ones, are so clear to them and it does feel like they are making progress towards them even if it's slow (victories definitively feel sweeter and less complicated). And while people are starting to join on to their cause they aren't being looked at to be the leaders and make all the decisions.
Vander tries to bring little gifts home to Silco when he comes home. Not everyday and nothing big. But especially if a smuggling shipment has something in it that he thinks Silco would like (and it's large enough that one thing missing won't get noticed) he'll bring it home for Silco. If it's food he won't try any himself until he's given it to Silco.
While the number of actual toys their kids have is minimal (as in dedicated "this is a toy purchased for a child" and not "this is some rubbish this child has taken home") there is a constant stream of books going through the house. Few stay in their possession indefinitely but it's are something they keep their eyes open for whenever trading with sailors travelling through or generally in the things that pass through their/Benzo's hands. If they want their children to stand on equal footing to those in Piltover they will do the best they can to educate them.
They're a weird mix of being very paranoid protective parents and also very blase ones. And there is logic to it (much more protective against outside threats to their kids vs blase to kids doing dangerous things) it is a bit funny to think about. But also they are very on the same wave-length in what to be protective vs blase about despite never really talking about it.
There's not many photos of them at that time but in just about every one of them they are doing something that is not advisable with a baby/young child also in frame (smoking, cleaning blood of gauntlets, sorting through stolen goods).
They are a very intense relationship especially in the early days. So the kids are just as likely to witness them having a full blown in each other's face yelling match as they are them being obnoxiously affectionate with each other. Sometimes the yelling matches end with the obnoxious affection. Both sides of this actually get more intense as the years go on. It kind of all becomes Background Noise for the kid.
They've made arrangements for if they end up dead or in Stillwater. And I think between them and Benzo there's a rule that if they are doing anything big one of the three stays home (which clearly continues to when they're older - Benzo isn't out the night of the bridge).
#Arcane#Zaun Family#Vanco#Vander Arcane#Silco Arcane#Ramblings of the Goddess#Q and A with the Goddess#Anon question#I kept it vague enough the source of the child is unclear#but I will add here specifically in Zaun Family with baby Viktor#While he often sleeps in their bed with them#he also will often sleep on the crappy old couch#in the main room of the dogbox apartment#sometimes because when they go out at night#he falls asleep there waiting for them#and other times its because they are being particularly Gross#in their affection to each other#which is super convenient for them#because then they don't need to explain to their child#why he can't sleep in bed with them (because they want to have sex)
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