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You doom scroll short form content with Minecraft parkour videos playing in the background, I watch 10 hour video essays on topics I have no interest in and let it consume my entire personality for a week.
We are not the same.
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Live footage of me ignoring my friends’ good advice and then me returning back after my actions blow up in my face
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being a true comrade to my brothers during NNN by offering my services of diy castration right from my van
#super convenient#just give me you credit card information#and we can get this done as soon as possible#happy#nnn
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Trying my hardest to figure out a Halloween costume that won’t out me as a former cosplayer
#think I’m going to go as comic hawkeye#marvel#halloween#happy halloween#happy halloweeeeeeen#clint barton#hawkeye#marvel comics#kate bishop#cosplay#costume
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Crazy feeling getting ur gender affirmed by getting rejected by a straight guy
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What even is Black Mirror and who tf came up with this
#why did i watch this#grown man#get his freak on#with a pig#black mirror#who’s paying for my therapy bill?
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Nothing like getting accidentally outed by a Drag Queen on a night out
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Something about my bitchy and mean aura attracts autistic white men with a sub kink
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Ffs I have normal ass roommates
#now I’m gonna have to subscribe to Netflix or some shit#for entertainment#or start drama for no reason
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Was not prepared to explain my faith and relationship with god to an 11 yr old while they eat their chicken nuggets at kfc
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My biggest brain move is looking at my already bad seasonal depression and deciding to move to an even wetter and colder climate.
My seasonal depression about to hit harder than a sledgehammer to the shins.
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Bugs Bunny core
you guys need to solve this together
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They say that I’m down with the youth, hip with the kids 😎
(I was dressed as gojo and kids wanted to take pictures with me)
#jujutsu kaisen#jujutsu gojo#jujutsu geto#jujutsu nanami#jujutsu satoru#gojo satoru#jjk gojo#anime#anime convention#cosplay
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The most traumatic part of coming out? My parents reaction? No. It was the fact that every person I told had the same reaction of “yeah no shit, about time you realised it”
#and no one thought they should let me know#we could’ve streamlined this process by 4 years#queer#gayboy#transgender#transmasc#ftm#mtf#transfem#trans pride#lesbian
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Why do I sound like a desperate ex that weirdly still tried to hit you up from time to time when I’m trying to get friends to hang out with me
#oliver twist#looking ass#please sir can I hang out with you#heyyyy#i know#we haven’t talked in a while#wyd
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I’m not like other girls, I manage to have parasocial relationships with people I know in real life.
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Acting like the main character the way I’m walking around the city at night like I’m not going to get mugged
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