#sugary asks

[housecow]

So breeding for you is less "I fantasise about being nine months pregnant 24/7"

And more "I fantasise about having to excuse myself at a high school reunion because A) 450lb girls can't fit through this doorframe and B) someone else's baby cried and now I'm lactating like a dairy cow"

Good to know 🤔

bold of you to assume my high school reunion won’t take place in the competition gym, which is wheelchair accessible AND has double doors (they’re such a cheap school district) 👀 but stoppp i think i actually blushed at this bc. that’s hot as fuck.

letting my husband take care of the mingling and talking while i go take care of the excess milk. coming back and overhearing something along the lines of, “yeah, it’s not a surprise she’s this big now. everything she wanted to go out to do in high school was food-related.” “y’all have three kids?? and none of them are named after percy jackson characters?”

later i’d be asked: “why didn’t you tell me about that time you ate an entire family sized thing of oreos during your 30 minute lunch period?” and. “so THIS is why you weren’t even nervous about going. everyone knew you were a cow then, too.”

[phoenixyfriend]

Me: I'm color-coding it! [Explains system]

My sister: [chokes on a laugh]

Me: What?

My sister: Nothing, I was gonna say something but it's really mean.

Me: What is it? Like the suspected autism, or--?

My sister: No it's just, dude you're color-coding a cookbook. Get a job.

[rozugold]

:O!!!! drawing reqs??? if they are still open may i politely beg for a pi!tubbo comforting a crying pi!tommy. somethin small happened like.. idk he knocked over tubbo's favorite mug, he accidently injured a small creature, he got frustrated about smth difficult to do and just started to cry.... something something emotional fragility :((((((..... ohhhhhhhhhhgghgh puts head in hands

Emotional fragility :’]

[brown-sugar-89]

Pizzano, can you take Pizzelle in your arms? or are you weak?

I see what you did there..

Short answer: Yes :"^]

Long answer:

[franpun]

aggressively squeezing your Pizzano cuz he's cute 👹

Squish and squeeze him like a stress ball RAAAGHH👹

[pizzpizzapizzo]

What if fake peppino meets fake Pizzano

Canon and fanon

(One with tongue is canon)

idk man

[b0nn1x]

Uh more old Pizza Tower art 👍

I just really wanna post something here but I couldn't draw anything because I got damn fucking nails that I don't know why I agreed to have, Im regretting my life once again

Alright enough of me, requests/asks are open for anything and anyone!!

[sjsm751]

(choosing clothes for each other)

Sebastian dressing Ciel in the classiest fineries money can buy, and - as always - lovingly handpicking every detail down to the last pocket placement so everyone knows to respect his important little master

vs

Ciel purposefully seeking out the most unflattering possible outfits in existence just to see if Sebastian can pull it off; obviously he does, and Ciel is quick to realise his terrible mistake, left angry and confused by his newfound attraction to Sebastian dressed as Ronald McDonald

[rina7z]

Is someone want free art of your pizza tower or sigary spire au character/oc ?

Кто нибудь хочет бесплатный рисунок вашего персонажа/ос для пицца тавер или щугари спайр ау?

I can do it for now because I having art block please send me something in ask box or make reblog with your character picture? :3

Я могу вам нарисовать, потому что у меня сейчас арт блок, пожалуйста пришлите мне что-нибудь в аск или просто сделайте реблог с картинкой вашего персонажа? :3

[nightsky-eclipse]

Random doodles

Canelle is here too :) (Pizzelle and Rosette's kid if anyone doesn't know/forgot)

[toshio]

Hello! What kind of workouts do you do, and what youtube channels do you rec???? I know youve answered this before, but i cant find the ask (^///^ )

hey! i don't really follow any youtube channels closely anymore, i just do my own thing. and also i don't mind this question being asked like 50 times because i like getting people active LOL. if my mediocre body inspires people, then i don't mind at all! read carefully anon :)

again to be completely honest, i am not an expert, never claimed to be, so whatever advice you're going to read right now is just my own experience/research. i am just a casual person who likes to move.

i started doing pushups during the pandemic in 2020 after a breakup basically, i was looking at shirtless guys on tiktok and i got inspired LOL so i just googled how to get a chest and it said pushups do the trick. and it does in fact work.

right now i'm trying to walk everyday, for example today i walked like 12-13k steps (your phone tracks this automatically, you can download an app for it too) because i read that walking is extremely good for weight loss, and just VERY good for you in general.

aside from that i have a pull up bar in my room, so basically i just lift myself up with both arms, as much as i can. i do this everyday pretty much, just randomly. i don't track anything, i just do it to maintain my body i guess? like i said idk what the fk i'm doing LOL i just workout for fun. genuinely.

in general, diet is key, make sure you're eating like an insane amount of protein per day. like 100g per day average, depends on your weight. i think the recommended amount is like 0.7-0.8g of protein times your weight. do not stop eating protein. every single day eat stuff like greek yogurt, protein shakes, protein bars (i get these from gas stations and amazon tbh) like you have to be consistent lmao.

i know protein is DISGUSTING most of the time. especially those chalky protein chips and bars. but, beauty is pain. just do it.

[brunoverse]

[Well, here comes the New Year! I wish everyone happiness, health and much more!!! / Ну что же, вот и наступил Новый Год! Желаю всем счастья, здоровья и много чего ещё!!!]

[About the picture... Well, nothing unusual, just someone drank 1 glass of cherry juice and got carried away. And yes, it was really juice, and not something else, because he doesn't drink, so to speak / Насчёт картинки.. Ну ничего необычного, просто кое-кто выпил 1 стакан вишнёвого сока и его понесло. И да, реально именно сока, а не чего-то другого, ведь он не пьет так скажем]

[...Eh... Yeah... I didn't have enough strength to go into detail / ...Эээ.. Да... Моих сил на детализацию не хватило]

[joofandom505]

Heya, heard ya take requests so I was wonderin' if you could redraw this image with the SS gang

Peppino = Pizzelle

Noise = Pizzano

Pepperman = Gumbob

Thank you and have a blessed day!

she'll be ok (probably)

[alextydaisuda123]

How tall are both of the Echo's from pizza tower and sugar spire compared to either themselves or the door? You can do both if you want to. If not I understand and I hope this question isn't complicated.

In general, here is their height. If Echo-Pizzelle still has the opportunity to squeeze through the door, then Echo-Peppino has problems with this. He's taller and wider. Well, I decided to supplement all this with how tall Peppino and Pizzelle were originally.

[brown-sugar-89]

Ohhhhh my god the sweet dreams au is so COOL RAAAHG!!! I can’t wait to see more if you post more of it!! If it’s cool to ask about the lore of it too- what ends up kickstarting Pizzelles memory recovery??

Omggg it's totally cool!!! And for the answer:

I think it's pretty much obvious and simple, but it's the de ja vu... The sudden awareness of Noisette's presence feeling off!! Bittersweet, even.. Theodore starts to doubt her and the memories they shared together, mixing up what is an illusion and what is not -

I mean, it all started with Noisette, and it will end with her

[franpun]

Pizzano is cute